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    ...the girl he went with is, for some strange reason, a big fan of Pancho's. For those who have eaten there, you know that as soon as you leave, you are racing to get to the nearest toilet. Well, long story short, they get back to her place and, she's D.T.F. But, before they got down, she runs to the restroom and, well..this is the photo that he took of her draws.

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    I feel sick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mamaCat View Post
    I feel sick.
    I started to post it on Facebook but, I was afraid I would get banned.

    I asked him if he still smashed afterwards and, he swears that he didn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matthew 2000 Eagle View Post
    I started to post it on Facebook but, I was afraid I would get banned.

    I asked him if he still smashed afterwards and, he swears that he didn't.

    I didn't get banned when I posted my panties on Facebook
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    Quote Originally Posted by mamaCat View Post
    I didn't get banned when I posted my panties on Facebook
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    Quote Originally Posted by mamaCat View Post
    I didn't get banned when I posted my panties on Facebook
    Are they still up?
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    Looks crusty, maybe a few days old. Would've still smashed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hunterbunter View Post
    Looks crusty, maybe a few days old. Would've still smashed.
    I would've been out the door. Can't do it.
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    reminds me of a hot tub scene in Nip Tuck That was far worse!
    That has to be bs..I can't imagine a woman that would be in that situation and NOT bail... and leave the panties just laying around ...no no no. Not to mention ....she needs a shower.. the word FRESH keeps coming to mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mamaCat View Post
    reminds me of a hot tub scene in Nip Tuck That was far worse!
    That has to be bs..I can't imagine a woman that would be in that situation and NOT bail... and leave the panties just laying around ...no no no. Not to mention ....she needs a shower.. the word FRESH keeps coming to mind.
    Heard my wife mention that but, I never saw it.

    Not good.
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    That's just nasty..........should've been able to either smell it from being musty or not smell it from being stale.
    Reminds me of my son's dirty socks if they were behind a dresser for the summer.
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    Did you just do this?


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    Default Re: So..my cousin went on a date last night and....

    Quote Originally Posted by Matthew 2000 Eagle View Post
    I started to post it on Facebook but, I was afraid I would get banned.

    I asked him if he still smashed afterwards and, he swears that he didn't.
    Sux for your cousin but I wouldnt blame him for running from that since she was running. Damn.

    I dont think I'lll be taking any dates to that restaurant and I hope your cuz dissuades his dates from eating there in the future either. Dont need dates in dire need of diaharrea relief.

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    I'm glad I was eating when I opened this.
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    Damn.

    So things can NOT be unseen......

    Damn.

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    Whomever the KT's are trying to work a deal with should be referred to this thread to just see the potential this board has
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    This is the reason the yard is created....now get those Rocketgrl pics for the win
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    That is absolutely disgusting... I hope he left his own skid marks leaving!
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    Quote Originally Posted by E-Vol-ution View Post
    That's just nasty..........should've been able to either smell it from being musty or not smell it from being stale.
    Reminds me of my son's dirty socks if they were behind a dresser for the summer.
    These ain't your son's socks. YIKES
    R.I.P. Jennifer R. Taylor July 18, 1986-January 22, 2010!

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