Things that are No/No's for men

[Maroondog]

My saint of a wife...may or may not have bought dada and I matching Katy Tiger socks that we wear to the games. Ok she did...I confess.

This is very disturbing.

[Dawg82]

After a certain age, don't go out in public without your significant other checking the length of your ear and nose hair...
(KTCarl, a comb-over from either of these areas isn't appropriate.)

[slcdragonfan]

Just as bad a scene, not man/woma related though.

Had just bought a car from a gentleman at a major auto dealer in San Antonio. We stepped outside and were talking, as they were finishing up the make ready on my new vehicle. As we waited, this older car pulls up, and out steps this "kid". It is hard to tell if it is a "he" or "she". Wearing HUGE bell bottoms, some sort of anti social over sized shirt, colored (pink and green if I recall) long hair, some sort of jewelry in the nose to his ear, etc, etc. I (Stupidly) state out loud (Here it comes) "What in the world, is that?" My salesman takes a draw from his cigarette, exhales and replies "Oh, that's my son."

Damn.

...and THAT'S when I left the dealership.....

[JagFan]

My saint of a wife...may or may not have bought dada and I matching Katy Tiger socks that we wear to the games. Ok she did...I confess.

Are they good luck socks? If that is the case then it is OK. see how I saved her saint status there.

[slcdragonfan]

Playing Blondie's "Heart of Glass" loudly, while cruising neighborhood in vintage Monte Carlo........

...wait! I had a vintage Monte Carlo with the 90 degree turn seat....that doesn't count...

And what's the deal with skinny jeans? I thought they were jeans that were cut 'skinnier' rather than the baggy stuff you normally get when you buy jeans?

Finally, wearing tube socks in shorts, BUT ROLLED DOWN. Is that ok? Or am I really in trouble here....

[Dawg82]

...wait! I had a vintage Monte Carlo with the 90 degree turn seat....that doesn't count...

And what's the deal with skinny jeans? I thought they were jeans that were cut 'skinnier' rather than the baggy stuff you normally get when you buy jeans?

Finally, wearing tube socks in shorts, BUT ROLLED DOWN. Is that ok? Or am I really in trouble here....

You Birkenstock wearin' dude you! How's your ear & nose hair?

[JagFan]

...wait! I had a vintage Monte Carlo with the 90 degree turn seat....that doesn't count...

And what's the deal with skinny jeans? I thought they were jeans that were cut 'skinnier' rather than the baggy stuff you normally get when you buy jeans?

Finally, wearing tube socks in shorts, BUT ROLLED DOWN. Is that ok? Or am I really in trouble here....

Do you roll them down or fold them down?

There is a classic cut jean that men should wear. I prefer wranglers but others make the same fit. Skinny jeans or mom jeans I can't stand. Especially in guys that wear them and shouldn't...Kind of like women that wear skin tight dresses or skirts and shouldn't...

[SWMHebron]

Do you roll them down or fold them down?

There is a classic cut jean that men should wear. I prefer wranglers but others make the same fit. Skinny jeans or mom jeans I can't stand. Especially in guys that wear them and shouldn't...Kind of like women that wear skin tight dresses or skirts and shouldn't...

You mean those that you look at and wonder "do they not own a mirror"?

[BlakeJ]

Are they good luck socks? If that is the case then it is OK. see how I saved her saint status there.

She bought them for us in between the 2009/2010 season. Katy has had unexpected early round losses in both years since then. There goes her Saint hood.

[dada]

My saint of a wife...may or may not have bought dada and I matching Katy Tiger socks that we wear to the games. Ok she did...I confess.

Suuurrreee blame it on your wife.....I'm gonna stop accepting your "gifts"

[dada]

Playing Blondie's "Heart of Glass" loudly, while cruising neighborhood in vintage Monte Carlo........

Blonde>Anything that's on the radio now

[pied]

Do you roll them down or fold them down?

There is a classic cut jean that men should wear. I prefer wranglers but others make the same fit. Skinny jeans or mom jeans I can't stand. Especially in guys that wear them and shouldn't...Kind of like women that wear skin tight dresses or skirts and shouldn't...

I can't stand wearing jeans. Haven't bought a pair since about '94 or worn any since about '98.

Shorts only.

[JagFan]

She bought them for us in between the 2009/2010 season. Katy has had unexpected early round losses in both years since then. There goes her Saint hood.

Then you need to throw them away or burn them. It is hard to find the perfect good luck clothes.

So her sainthood stands because she is who she is and puts up with you wearing socks with your sandals.

[JagFan]

You mean those that you look at and wonder "do they not own a mirror"?

Yup!

[JagFan]

I can't stand wearing jeans. Haven't bought a pair since about '94 or worn any since about '98.

Shorts only.

Do you wear socks with your sandals like BlakeJ?

[pied]

Do you wear socks with your sandals like BlakeJ?

flip flops, no sandals. If it's colder or I need to, I'll wear shoes with low socks, although I do know the look he's referring to I think. Quite popular with the younger group.

[slcdragonfan]

Do you roll them down or fold them down?

There is a classic cut jean that men should wear. I prefer wranglers but others make the same fit. Skinny jeans or mom jeans I can't stand. Especially in guys that wear them and shouldn't...Kind of like women that wear skin tight dresses or skirts and shouldn't...

fold down.
still don't get the skinny jeans vs classic cut thing, is it in the waist, the legs, the crotch, what?

[SV61]

fold down.
still don't get the skinny jeans vs classic cut thing, is it in the waist, the legs, the crotch, what?

They're kinda in...

[JagFan]

flip flops, no sandals. If it's colder or I need to, I'll wear shoes with low socks, although I do know the look he's referring to I think. Quite popular with the younger group.

Very good and yes it is. I don't get it or the wearing house shoes with rubber soles to school. That one blew my mind.

[JagFan]

fold down.
still don't get the skinny jeans vs classic cut thing, is it in the waist, the legs, the crotch, what?

They sit low on the hips and the legs and bottoms are tight and skinny. I just don't like them. Grown men whould NEVER wear them. You must be skinny to wear them.

They're kinda in...

Yes they are.

Skinny jeans: