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    Default The "New" Miracle Drug . . . "I luv's ya man"

    I really do luv all you schmegs, gheys, dillweeds here and all you semi-normal folks too, so here is my plea:

    Every one (for sure 40 and over) please take on aspirin a day for the rest of your natural or, in many cases here, unnatural life. The latest news from the trained medical world is that as an anti-inflammatory it's not only good for sore muscles or head aches but helps reduce the risk of numerous cancers besides the well known "fact" that it's very good for your heart and vascular system in general. They say it has been proved to help reduce cancers (don't have all the types but there are many including prostate in a controlled study) by 30% for those taking one dose a day for a 20 year period.

    Please take this seriously, all kidding aside, because I plan on outliving most of you. I need to have as many of you as I can hanging in here with me so I can keep up with my brain dump time and have someone to poke fun and reduce to nothing for as long as I can.

    I luv's ya man and woa-man too!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LR46 View Post
    I really do luv all you schmegs, gheys, dillweeds here and all you semi-normal folks too, so here is my plea:

    Every one (for sure 40 and over) please take on aspirin a day for the rest of your natural or, in many cases here, unnatural life. The latest news from the trained medical world is that as an anti-inflammatory it's not only good for sore muscles or head aches but helps reduce the risk of numerous cancers besides the well known "fact" that it's very good for your heart and vascular system in general. They say it has been proved to help reduce cancers (don't have all the types but there are many including prostate in a controlled study) by 30% for those taking one dose a day for a 20 year period.

    Please take this seriously, all kidding aside, because I plan on outliving most of you. I need to have as many of you as I can hanging in here with me so I can keep up with my brain dump time and have someone to poke fun and reduce to nothing for as long as I can.

    I luv's ya man and woa-man too!!
    Thanks!

    Any prostate advice while you're at it?
    Go Pack!

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    Default Re: The "New" Miracle Drug . . . "I luv's ya man"

    i saw drug and luv ya. i thought this was gonna be an mdma thread, for a second.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MDMA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Favpack View Post
    Thanks!

    Any prostate advice while you're at it?
    Nothing better than an active sex life into you 80's and 90's and have your Dr. put his finger up your butt at least once every year. That Dr. visit is not a substitute for sex, except for some on here of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BDB View Post
    i saw drug and luv ya. i thought this was gonna be an mdma thread, for a second.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MDMA
    methylenedioxymethamphetamine was my first thought too...
    Not that I know anything about the formulation (C11H15NO2)...
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    Quote Originally Posted by LR46 View Post
    Nothing better than an active sex life into you 80's and 90's and have your Dr. put his finger up your butt at least once every year. That Dr. visit is not a substitute for sex, except for some on here of course.
    Are we talking age or recent decades?
    Go Pack!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_fan View Post
    methylenedioxymethamphetamine was my first thought too...
    Not that I know anything about the formulation (C11H15NO2)...
    i seriously fear you. no one else on the board i could say that about. you scare me though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_fan View Post
    methylenedioxymethamphetamine was my first thought too...
    Not that I know anything about the formulation (C11H15NO2)...
    Cockamamie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Favpack View Post
    Are we talking age or recent decades?
    Finger it out yourself and get back to me next week with the answer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BDB View Post
    i seriously fear you. no one else on the board i could say that about. you scare me though.
    But if I got you behind the Browning duece...you'd suddenly understand...power is in your head...and hands...not Washington or Austin...
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    Seriously, though, why do you say the crap you do?
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    mad_fan is a puss... mad_fan is soulless.
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    That may be the stupidest accusation I've ever seen. That's just plane stupidity on your part, I think you know that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Favpack View Post
    Are we talking age or recent decades?
    If I could f*** like I could in the 80's...some scotch and ammo companies wouldn't be in business...
    Quote Originally Posted by Mong Hu View Post
    It is sublime insights such as this that indeed make the yard the MAD_HOUSE.
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    Seriously, though, why do you say the crap you do?
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    Why are you so aggressively ignorant?
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    mad_fan is a puss... mad_fan is soulless.
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    That may be the stupidest accusation I've ever seen. That's just plane stupidity on your part, I think you know that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_fan View Post
    But if I got you behind the Browning duece...you'd suddenly understand...power is in your head...and hands...not Washington or Austin...
    you better be talkin about a gun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LR46 View Post
    Cockamamie!

    And you don't even know Mamie!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mong Hu View Post
    It is sublime insights such as this that indeed make the yard the MAD_HOUSE.
    Quote Originally Posted by Firebird View Post
    Seriously, though, why do you say the crap you do?
    Quote Originally Posted by the_phoenix612 View Post
    Why are you so aggressively ignorant?
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    mad_fan is a puss... mad_fan is soulless.
    Quote Originally Posted by Trinity Alum View Post
    That may be the stupidest accusation I've ever seen. That's just plane stupidity on your part, I think you know that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BDB View Post
    you better be talkin about a gun.
    He's a beast...but easy to handle from behind...
    Quote Originally Posted by Mong Hu View Post
    It is sublime insights such as this that indeed make the yard the MAD_HOUSE.
    Quote Originally Posted by Firebird View Post
    Seriously, though, why do you say the crap you do?
    Quote Originally Posted by the_phoenix612 View Post
    Why are you so aggressively ignorant?
    Quote Originally Posted by cougmantx View Post
    mad_fan is a puss... mad_fan is soulless.
    Quote Originally Posted by Trinity Alum View Post
    That may be the stupidest accusation I've ever seen. That's just plane stupidity on your part, I think you know that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_fan View Post
    He's a beast...but easy to handle from behind...
    wow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BDB View Post
    wow.
    Mamie is a single shot...bolt action...bipod mounted...
    She might be more your speed...
    Quote Originally Posted by Mong Hu View Post
    It is sublime insights such as this that indeed make the yard the MAD_HOUSE.
    Quote Originally Posted by Firebird View Post
    Seriously, though, why do you say the crap you do?
    Quote Originally Posted by the_phoenix612 View Post
    Why are you so aggressively ignorant?
    Quote Originally Posted by cougmantx View Post
    mad_fan is a puss... mad_fan is soulless.
    Quote Originally Posted by Trinity Alum View Post
    That may be the stupidest accusation I've ever seen. That's just plane stupidity on your part, I think you know that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_fan View Post

    And you don't even know Mamie!!!
    I had Mamie when she was clean! And my prostate is comparable to that of a 20 years old.

    This is not a GoOwls post. Ask KT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LR46 View Post
    I had Mamie when she was clean! And my prostate is comparable to that of a 20 years old.

    This is not a GoOwls post. Ask KT.
    Well thanks for your service in Vietnam...
    Quote Originally Posted by Mong Hu View Post
    It is sublime insights such as this that indeed make the yard the MAD_HOUSE.
    Quote Originally Posted by Firebird View Post
    Seriously, though, why do you say the crap you do?
    Quote Originally Posted by the_phoenix612 View Post
    Why are you so aggressively ignorant?
    Quote Originally Posted by cougmantx View Post
    mad_fan is a puss... mad_fan is soulless.
    Quote Originally Posted by Trinity Alum View Post
    That may be the stupidest accusation I've ever seen. That's just plane stupidity on your part, I think you know that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LR46 View Post
    I had Mamie when she was clean! And my prostate is comparable to that of a 20 years old.

    This is not a GoOwls post. Ask KT.
    And ms mad watches over my "healthcare"...and she does a fine job...especially in the nurses outfit...second only to the cheerleader dress...
    Quote Originally Posted by Mong Hu View Post
    It is sublime insights such as this that indeed make the yard the MAD_HOUSE.
    Quote Originally Posted by Firebird View Post
    Seriously, though, why do you say the crap you do?
    Quote Originally Posted by the_phoenix612 View Post
    Why are you so aggressively ignorant?
    Quote Originally Posted by cougmantx View Post
    mad_fan is a puss... mad_fan is soulless.
    Quote Originally Posted by Trinity Alum View Post
    That may be the stupidest accusation I've ever seen. That's just plane stupidity on your part, I think you know that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_fan View Post
    And ms mad watches over my "healthcare"...and she does a fine job...especially in the nurses outfit...second only to the cheerleader dress...
    That would be in your dreams. Ask Ms. Mad, she'll set you straight.
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