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    Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.

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    yes we do need to talk, why don't you just walk with me up this tall flight of stairs......

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    i <3 99% of them, but these were the first two that came to mind...


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    This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?


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    i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yankee View Post

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    I took some ambien and i tripped out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
    dude this!
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    Quote Originally Posted by yankee View Post
    i <3 99% of them, but these were the first two that came to mind...


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    (847):

    i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
    Facts here -- Ambien causes some really weird effects in some people. Not surprised at this at all.

    I love TFLN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silver Wings Mom View Post
    Facts here -- Ambien causes some really weird effects in some people. Not surprised at this at all.

    I love TFLN.

    infidelity and pissed off swedish women to name a few...

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    just found the deal breaker

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    hairy back?

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    he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by BDB View Post
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    just found the deal breaker

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    hairy back?

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    he can't live within 1000 ft of a school

    lol
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    (718):

    what happened last night?

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    u kept telling him to **** u optimus prime style

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    that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left

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    So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the **** back ***** you don't know my life"
    she don't.
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    I love TFLN!

    (212): You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays jesus every year?

    (475): Yeah?

    (212): Stuck it in his pooper
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    (215): I got kicked out of Barnes and Nobles because I put all the bibles in the fiction section.



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    Quote Originally Posted by RedRage00 View Post
    (215): I got kicked out of Barnes and Nobles because I put all the bibles in the fiction section.





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    (401): this is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
    Get Rowdy or Go Home!

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    nm
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedRage00 View Post
    (215): I got kicked out of Barnes and Nobles because I put all the bibles in the fiction section.



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    Quote Originally Posted by F18mustang View Post
    This is a text from feenix.
    Not a 215, but may have done this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedRage00 View Post
    I love TFLN!

    (212): You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays jesus every year?

    (475): Yeah?

    (212): Stuck it in his pooper

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    I have the TFLN app on my phone and sometimes I'll be out at lunch and just start laughing out loud. People always look at me funny.

    (832): She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her v@gina on my face.


    edit: What's wrong with saying v@gina?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedRage00 View Post
    I have the TFLN app on my phone and sometimes I'll be out at lunch and just start laughing out loud. People always look at me funny.

    (832): She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her v@gina on my face.


    edit: What's wrong with saying v@gina?
    kids might learn safe sex, and this is Texas. We just can't have that.
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