favorite TFLN

[BDB]

(775):

Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.

(504):

Error 1684C: You're last text was undeeliverable. Subscriber is our to the aera.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Te...lies-5681.html

[thestud]

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Te...lies-5681.html

yes we do need to talk, why don't you just walk with me up this tall flight of stairs......

[yankee]

i <3 99% of them, but these were the first two that came to mind...


(401):

This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?


(847):

i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.

[BDB]

(847):

I took some ambien and i tripped out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.

dude this!

[SWMHebron]

i <3 99% of them, but these were the first two that came to mind...


(401):

This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?


(847):

i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.

Facts here -- Ambien causes some really weird effects in some people. Not surprised at this at all.

I love TFLN.

[thestud]

Facts here -- Ambien causes some really weird effects in some people. Not surprised at this at all.

I love TFLN.

infidelity and pissed off swedish women to name a few...

[BDB]

(251):

just found the deal breaker

(1-251):

hairy back?

(251):

he can't live within 1000 ft of a school

lol

[mad_fan]

Quote:
(251):

just found the deal breaker

(1-251):

hairy back?

(251):

he can't live within 1000 ft of a school

lol

Even if it's not a San Benito school???

[F18mustang]

(718):

what happened last night?

(917):

u kept telling him to **** u optimus prime style

(718):

that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left

[BDB]

(864):

So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the **** back ***** you don't know my life"

she don't.

[RedRage00]

I love TFLN!

(212): You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays jesus every year?

(475): Yeah?

(212): Stuck it in his pooper

[RedRage00]

(215): I got kicked out of Barnes and Nobles because I put all the bibles in the fiction section.

[SWMHebron]

(215): I got kicked out of Barnes and Nobles because I put all the bibles in the fiction section.

[RedRage00]

(401): this is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

[yankee]

nm

[F18mustang]

(215): I got kicked out of Barnes and Nobles because I put all the bibles in the fiction section.

This is a text from feenix.

[the_phoenix612]

This is a text from feenix.

Not a 215, but may have done this.

[BDB]

I love TFLN!

(212): You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays jesus every year?

(475): Yeah?

(212): Stuck it in his pooper

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[RedRage00]

I have the TFLN app on my phone and sometimes I'll be out at lunch and just start laughing out loud. People always look at me funny.

(832): She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her v@gina on my face.


edit: What's wrong with saying v@gina?

[the_phoenix612]

I have the TFLN app on my phone and sometimes I'll be out at lunch and just start laughing out loud. People always look at me funny.

(832): She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her v@gina on my face.


edit: What's wrong with saying v@gina?

kids might learn safe sex, and this is Texas. We just can't have that.