A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to
counter and says, "Hi ... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because
long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on
overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary
$200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're Bullshittin' me!"
The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well ... You started it."