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    Default heres a good one.

    A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to
    the
    counter and says, "Hi ... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
    really
    rather have a job."



    The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
    excellent. We
    just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
    chauffeur and
    bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
    drive
    around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because
    of the
    long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on
    her
    overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
    You'll be
    provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary
    is
    $200,000 a year."

    The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're Bullshittin' me!"



    The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well ... You started it."
    If I knew what I was doing I'd probably be bored.

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    Default Re: heres a good one.

    Funny but the KT's don't like curse words since this is a family friendly site....might be a good idea to edit this one.
    Life is tough, but its tougher when your stupid.

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