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    Life is tough, but its tougher when your stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LUFPAN View Post
    me too......
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    Oh well..., xxxx happens

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    Thats just nuts!
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    Quote Originally Posted by drgnbkr View Post
    Thats just nuts!
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    There are things you do not put in the hands of the federal government...
    This would be one...two of them...
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    That may be the stupidest accusation I've ever seen. That's just plane stupidity on your part, I think you know that.

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    government assistance

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    this kind of thing really isnt that uncommon.... always make sure the doctor reads your chart and knows who you are!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gtowndrumma View Post
    this kind of thing really isnt that uncommon.... always make sure the doctor reads your chart and knows who you are!
    Yes..well ok...thanks!

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    For future reference, just get a Sharpie (or other permanent marker) and write
    "Do NOT Remove" on said body part. You could also add a "-----> I'm with Stupid" and point at the right area


    I heard that this is partly the patients fault. I think he was shown a consent form and signed off even thought it wasn't filled out correctly.
    Last edited by gtown04; 04-05-2007 at 01:08 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drgnbkr View Post
    Thats just nuts!
    I usually dont laugh out loud at forum posts, but you just made me.

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    Somehow I see a blond joke cominh out of this

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    Well, obviously, the blonde surgeon was a member of his local thespian troupe and, being a loyal sort of actor, simply confused "left" with "stage left."

    There. Explanation done.

    Have a nice day (oh, and about a half a million for your trouble!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoveMom View Post
    Have a nice day (oh, and about a half a million for your trouble!)
    That's not nearly enough to compensate for the removal of the family jewels.
    Life is tough, but its tougher when your stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gtown04 View Post
    For future reference, just get a Sharpie (or other permanent marker) and write
    "Do NOT Remove" on said body part. You could also add a "-----> I'm with Stupid" and point at the right area


    I heard that this is partly the patients fault. I think he was shown a consent form and signed off even thought it wasn't filled out correctly.
    He could have at least took a Sharpie and labeled one with an " L " and the other with an " R "

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    Quote Originally Posted by LUFPAN View Post
    That's not nearly enough to compensate for the removal of the family jewels.
    I agree. I hope he gets a lot more than that. A whole lot more. Those jewels are more precious than diamonds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackandRed05 View Post
    He could have at least took a Sharpie and labeled one with an " L " and the other with an " R "
    Or drawn a dotted line with instructions that say cut here.
    Life is tough, but its tougher when your stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LUFPAN View Post
    the doc must have been an aggy alumni
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    I would sue their a@@es off...then make them rebuild my jewels bigger and better than ever....like the 6 million dollar man....they would be bionic....and would charge people to look at them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gtown04 View Post
    I heard that this is partly the patients fault. I think he was shown a consent form and signed off even thought it wasn't filled out correctly.
    Envelope #1. Blame the previous boss (in this case victim)........

    Classic management/crisis tool.
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