Poppy Seeds

[dada]

My boss brought us all donuts....cinnamon rolls and poppy seed muffins this morning. Should I eat them(poppy seeds) or is the a conspiracy to get rid of me? LOL

[mad_fan]

My boss brought us all donuts....cinnamon rolls and poppy seed muffins this morning. Should I eat them(poppy seeds) or is the a conspiracy to get rid of me? LOL

I'd burn one and have a muffin.

[BeauxGeezy]

Mash it up into a thick paste...then heat that mushy stuff up 'til its sort of a liquid...go buy a bong and a Jefferson Airplane record and let the good times roll my friend.

[dada]

I'd burn one and have a muffin.

Never thought of that....perfect time to do so....lol think I will eat a few....there is my alibi

[dada]

Mash it up into a thick paste...then heat that mushy stuff up 'til its sort of a liquid...go buy a bong and a Jefferson Airplane record and let the good times roll my friend.

I just had to explain the poppy seed/drug test connection to a co-worker...she had never heard of it before.

[BeauxGeezy]

I just had to explain the poppy seed/drug test connection to a co-worker...she had never heard of it before.

she's in on the conspiracy brother...
The old "I've never heard of that" routine huh? Oh yeah...she's with the Feds you can bet your *** on that.

[mad_fan]

I just had to explain the poppy seed/drug test connection to a co-worker...she had never heard of it before.

Is she HOT too??? Or just dumb???

[Favpack]

When they drug test you just borrow some pee from your significant other.

"You passed the drug test, but your estrogen levels are out of whack".

[dada]

When they drug test you just borrow some pee from your significant other.

"You passed the drug test, but your estrogen levels are out of whack".

or they tell me "You passed the drug test, but we hate to inform you that your are pregnant"

[Miss Kitty]

or they tell me "You passed the drug test, but we hate to inform you that your are pregnant"

I would cry.

[TexasRed6x]

I would cry.

Why would you cry?

[dada]

Why would you cry?

Because she wouldnt be my "Baby Daddy"

[CyFallsMom]

Mash it up into a thick paste...then heat that mushy stuff up 'til its sort of a liquid...go buy a bong and a Jefferson Airplane record and let the good times roll my friend.

Now that's funny

I have a poppy seed story...just bear with me. As I've said before, I grew up in a predominantly German neighborhood (refugees from Nazi Germany for the most part). I am part German myself but only a very small part - the rest is Irish, English and Choctaw...I know, I'm a Heinz 57. But I digress - so anyway, these German ladies and my mom would all get together to do hair, watch soap operas, exchange recipes - you know - the quintessential 60's mom (before JFK and Woodstock). So, this one neighbor would make these poppy seed kolaches and they were STUFFED with the seeds. They were like 4 inches in diameter too and and 3 inches high (like a hamburger almost). I always saw them eating these things like they were going out of style and talking about how good they were so one day I ate one. It wasn't that great and not only did I get excessively tired and fuzzy brained afterwards but hurled it for the next 10 hours or so. Don't think Poppy Seeds aren't strong - they are. I only weighed all of 55 lbs when that happened and that was a huge kolache and, it was full of the things. Good thing I wasn't drug tested that day

And those things are the reason none of those ladies needed prozac!!

[dada]

Now that's funny

I have a poppy seed story...just bear with me. As I've said before, I grew up in a predominantly German neighborhood (refugees from Nazi Germany for the most part). I am part German myself but only a very small part - the rest is Irish, English and Choctaw...I know, I'm a Heinz 57. But I digress - so anyway, these German ladies and my mom would all get together to do hair, watch soap operas, exchange recipes - you know - the quintessential 60's mom (before JFK and Woodstock). So, this one neighbor would make these poppy seed kolaches and they were STUFFED with the seeds. They were like 4 inches in diameter too and and 3 inches high (like a hamburger almost). I always saw them eating these things like they were going out of style and talking about how good they were so one day I ate one. It wasn't that great and not only did I get excessively tired and fuzzy brained afterwards but hurled it for the next 10 hours or so. Don't think Poppy Seeds aren't strong - they are. I only weighed all of 55 lbs when that happened and that was a huge kolache and, it was full of the things. Good thing I wasn't drug tested that day

And those things are the reason none of those ladies needed prozac!!

Are we having a tail gate for the Cy-Falls-Cy-Fair game....you should bring some of those kolaches....

[CyFallsMom]

Now wouldn't that make for a special evening

I'm pretty sure Berry doesn't allow tailgates though