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GoOwls
09-16-2006, 10:11 PM
You know, us guys, and some gals, but mostly us guys, sit around on here and pontificate on crud we may or may not know anywhere near as much about as we proclaim, or posture, or pose ourselves to know. Today, my wonderful wife was dead, solid, perfect.

She is a fairly quiet soul, who mostly keeps to herself, but is a real charachter when she lets her hair down with me at times. We are best freinds, and I'm the ship and she is my rudder. Today, in two statements, she spouted true gold.

I was surfing channels between games and hit American Movie Classics, by accident. She sat down by me just at that moment. "Tora, Tora, Tora", the movie about Pearl Harbor, was on. It was at the point where the Japanese atackers were realizing their attack had complete surprise and had just radioed their fleet. It showed some really nice side views of the Zero airplanes. My lovely wife suddenly said, out of the blue, "Only the Japanese would paint big red targets on the side of their airplanes so they would be easier to hit". I died laughing on the spot.

A few minutes later, Oklahoma was driving to score the points to win the game against Oregon and were preparing to set up to kick the field goal. My wife was trolling through the living room and sat down for a minute. The announcer almost immediately said "Well, the kicker hasn't missed a field goal all year". My wife wasted not a second and said, "Well, he's gone miss his first one in just a minute". Remember, she has no football ties at all, she just says what's on her mind. Of course, as you know, a few seconds later the kick was boocked. I just know sometimes she is clairvoyant.

Maybe you had to be here to appreciate this, but if you knew her, you would be laughing your butt off.

Maybe I should get her to do my picks for me.............:D

TexasRed6x
09-16-2006, 10:36 PM
You know, us guys, and some gals, but mostly us guys, sit around on here and pontificate on crud we may or may not know anywhere near as much about as we proclaim, or posture, or pose ourselves to know. Today, my wonderful wife was dead, solid, perfect.

She is a fairly quiet soul, who mostly keeps to herself, but is a real charachter when she lets her hair down with me at times. We are best freinds, and I'm the ship and she is my rudder. Today, in two statements, she spouted true gold.

I was surfing channels between games and hit American Movie Classics, by accident. She sat down by me just at that moment. "Tora, Tora, Tora", the movie about Pearl Harbor, was on. It was at the point where the Japanese atackers were realizing their attack had complete surprise and had just radioed their fleet. It showed some really nice side views of the Zero airplanes. My lovely wife suddenly said, out of the blue, "Only the Japanese would paint big red targets on the side of their airplanes so they would be easier to hit". I died laughing on the spot.

A few minutes later, Oklahoma was driving to score the points to win the game against Oregon and were preparing to set up to kick the field goal. My wife was trolling through the living room and sat down for a minute. The announcer almost immediately said "Well, the kicker hasn't missed a field goal all year". My wife wasted not a second and said, "Well, he's gone miss his first one in just a minute". Remember, she has no football ties at all, she just says what's on her mind. Of course, as you know, a few seconds later the kick was boocked. I just know sometimes she is clairvoyant.

Maybe you had to be here to appreciate this, but if you knew her, you would be laughing your butt off.

Maybe I should get her to do my picks for me.............:D
I am glad that you have been blessed with a wonderful wife. My prayers go out to you and her for more happiness.

backthepack
09-16-2006, 10:40 PM
Haha even your wife understands that Oklahoma sucks. :D

Miss Kitty
09-17-2006, 12:26 AM
I would say, both of you got a pretty good deal. ;)

ThEgReAtOnE
09-17-2006, 12:45 AM
Haha even your wife understands that Oklahoma sucks. :D

And just think...A&M just escaped from the jaws of the MIGHTY army
If OU (who has 3 Conference Titles, 3 NC appearances, 1 NC Title...in the last 7 years.) sucks, then what does that make A&M?

pack0808
09-17-2006, 02:14 AM
And just think...A&M just escaped from the jaws of the MIGHTY army
If OU (who has 3 Conference Titles, 3 NC appearances, 1 NC Title...in the last 7 years.) sucks, then what does that make A&M?


Yeah but OU usually does it with a bunch of Texans.

GoOwls
09-17-2006, 03:14 AM
Yeah but OU usually does it with a bunch of Texans.

LMAO!

If the land theives didn't raid the Texas cupboard and had to field teams of mostly Okies, they wouldn't even be in a major conference and would have trouble with the likes of Temple and Army. (yikes, even A&M has trouble with Army :D )

slorch
09-18-2006, 04:58 PM
double post

slorch
09-18-2006, 04:58 PM
It is very special to have a wife you can actually get along with.

She doesn't mind that you call her your "udder?":eek:

I know it's wrong, but I couldn't resist.:p