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LUFPAN
08-17-2006, 12:37 PM
REAL NEWSPAPER ADS

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.


FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


TWO FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.


AND THE BEST ONE:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.

Lufkin_Class_Of_08
08-17-2006, 09:48 PM
where do you get these things lufpan? :)

LUFPAN
08-17-2006, 10:33 PM
where do you get these things lufpan? :)

Some come from Oddly Enough or News Of The Weird headlines on some of the news pages. Others are sent to me by friends who know I enjoy weirdness.