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LUFPAN
07-05-2006, 09:22 AM
MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus.

On Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.

CLFalcon2006
07-05-2006, 02:36 PM
I believe one question sums up what everyone is thinking

How do you not know you have a lightbulb up there?

Owned05
07-05-2006, 02:40 PM
Hahaha.

How do you fit a light bulb up there anyways?

lonny23
07-05-2006, 02:42 PM
I believe one question sums up what everyone is thinking

How do you not know you have a lightbulb up there?
Maybe it happened when he was making the illegal liquor!:D

CyFallsMom
07-05-2006, 02:44 PM
I think that come August 25th or so, none of us will even care about that lightbulb:)

That's pretty scary that he didn't even know it was there - brings to mind the old story of Richard Gere and that poor gerbil:(

Miss Kitty
07-05-2006, 02:52 PM
And what size light bulb was it.....a Christmas Light, a 25 watt, a chandelier light bulb, or perhaps a FLOOD LIGHT! :eek:

Owned05
07-05-2006, 02:53 PM
Talk about a pain in the ***.

TexasRed6x
07-05-2006, 07:54 PM
Talk about a pain in the ***.
You got that right.

Rerun
07-05-2006, 11:50 PM
At Least It Didn't Break

That's what I say about condoms.

And when they do, I still don't care.

DrEdward
07-06-2006, 12:11 AM
Hahaha.

How do you fit a light bulb up there anyways?

I guess you just screw it in.

Reaganrattler07
07-06-2006, 12:27 AM
I guess you just screw it in.

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Rerun
07-06-2006, 12:50 AM
That's what I say about condoms.

And when they do, I still don't care.

Happened a few times.

No offspring that is mine- yet.

RedRage00
07-06-2006, 02:09 PM
Happened a few times.

No offspring that is mine- yet.

Condoms aren't supposed to break that much. What in the world are you doing LOL

Back to the subject...I'm suprised the light bulb didn't break!