KattTx
06-09-2006, 10:01 AM
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some
cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The
lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's
eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy", I can't give you cyanide to
kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, and they'll
throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen!
"Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!" Then the lady reached into
her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the
pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well Hell!, you didn't tell me you had a prescription!"
cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The
lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's
eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy", I can't give you cyanide to
kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, and they'll
throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen!
"Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!" Then the lady reached into
her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the
pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well Hell!, you didn't tell me you had a prescription!"