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BlakeJ
03-10-2011, 01:10 PM
What if your teams drafted celbrity hotties instead of players. Who would your team pick and why? I mocked all the way until my team checked in. Lets fill it in.

1) CAR - Lindsay Lohan - They need someone on the line. Nobody spends more time on the line more than Lohan does. Crack head.

2) DEN - Kim Kardashian - Denver just cut all of their DT's. They desperately need someone in the middle. Who is better than the Kardashian middle sister?

3) BUF - JWoww - Buffalo needs defense and Jwoww is a mean women. Katy Perry is a sleeper here...she sells tickets.

4) CIN - Paris Hilton - Cincy loves their jailbirds. Once again Cincinatti wastes a pick on a player who can't play, but is a regular in the clanker.

5) ARI - Megan Fox - BPA man....BPA. They take the best available.

6) OAK (Trade w/ CLE) - Khloe Kardashian -WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ?!?!?!?!

7) SF - Gina Corrano - If you can throw a punch, you can throw a football.

jrock210
03-10-2011, 07:25 PM
No.

BlakeJ
03-10-2011, 07:27 PM
9) dallas cowboys - britney spears - like the cowboys, she often gets caught sucking on camera.

great choice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!