Coming out

[Rerun]

of the closet.

If you want to get something out in the open, here is your chance.

Not limited to the typical lonny crap, "oh im gay, hehehe :)"

anything.

Anything, you need to get out in the open - go for it..

Set your angst free.

Do it....you know you want to....

[lonny23]

I don't have anything to say. I already either say it or don't say it because it's not appropriate or good for the board.

[SeguinMatadors]

I love the fairly Odd Parents on Nick... Jimmy Nuetron, too. My brothers say I am probably the only guy my age who is entetained by those showes. Ah, also, the Rugrats. Ned Declassified, too. Josh and Drake. I like all those Nick shows made for 8-12 year olds.

[TexasRed6x]

I love the fairly Odd Parents on Nick... Jimmy Nuetron, too. My brothers say I am probably the only guy my age who is entetained by those showes. Ah, also, the Rugrats. Ned Declassified, too. Josh and Drake. I like on those Nick shows made for 8-12 year olds.
Yeah I like the Fairly Oddparents. I grew up watching the Rugrats i hate watching the other two shows.

[Slim-Rob]

I am a Chevy fan. I have driven a Jeep, a Dodge, a Ford, a Mazda, a Lincoln, and a Chrysler. I have driven all of those without a license (private roads...:rolleyes:. I have not driven a Chevy:(

[SeguinMatadors]

Yeah I like the Fairly Oddparents. I grew up watching the Rugrats i hate watching the other two shows.

Yeah, the humor on the Odd Parents is so stupid it is hilarious. Odd parents fairly odd parents.... wands and wings... floaty crowny things.

[SeguinMatadors]

I am a Chevy fan. I have driven a Jeep, a Dodge, a Ford, a Mazda, a Lincoln, and a Chrysler. I have driven all of those without a license (private roads...:rolleyes:. I have not driven a Chevy:(

I used to drive my moms car when I was 14 to pretty much everywhere... even in town.

[TexasRed6x]

Yeah, the humor on the Odd Parents is so stupid it is hilarious. Odd parents fairly odd parents.... wands and wings... floaty crowny things.
ROFL :D

[SeguinMatadors]

I don't know if this qualifies... but I watch porn even though I shouldn't.

[Rerun]

I love the fairly Odd Parents on Nick... Jimmy Nuetron, too. My brothers say I am probably the only guy my age who is entetained by those showes. Ah, also, the Rugrats. Ned Declassified, too. Josh and Drake. I like all those Nick shows made for 8-12 year olds.

My shows I love..

Disney Channel - Even Stevens, Lizzie McGuire, Boy Meets World, Naturally Sadie, Life With Derek.

Nick - Drake and Josh, The Brothers Garcia, Ned's Declassified, Unfabulous, Zoie 101

[Rerun]

I don't know if this qualifies... but I watch porn even though I shouldn't.

me too.

Let's go 30 days with no porn.

[SeguinMatadors]

My shows I love..

Disney Channel - Even Stevens, Lizzie McGuire, Boy Meets World, Naturally Sadie, Life With Derek.

Nick - Drake and Josh, The Brothers Garcia, Ned's Declassified, Unfabulous, Zoie 101

Ah, I forgot Zoie 101.... show is outstanding. Little Spears is going to be one sexy chick.

All of your Disney shows are outstanding.

[SeguinMatadors]

me too.

Let's go 30 days with no porn.

30 days?! That is tough.

[Reaganrattler07]

I don't know if this qualifies... but I watch porn even though I shouldn't.

Dude, have you taken some "medicine"....first condoms, now this?! Lol

[KT2000]

I laughed when Coach K "injured" his back in 1995 and stopped coaching a crappy Dook team because of the "injury."

[Reaganrattler07]

me too.

Let's go 30 days with no porn.

Or give it up for lent....just like they did in that movie.....

[SeguinMatadors]

Dude, have you taken some "medicine"....first condoms, now this?! Lol

lmfao... I sound like a perv. Come on guys, honostly, who of us DOESN'T watch porn?

[Reaganrattler07]

I laughed when Coach K "injured" his back in 1995 and stopped coaching a crappy Dook team because of the "injury."

LMAO!

[Reaganrattler07]

lmfao... I sound like a perv. Come on guys, honostly, who of us DOESN'T watch porn?

........

*hides face*

[SeguinMatadors]

I laughed when Coach K "injured" his back in 1995 and stopped coaching a crappy Dook team because of the "injury."

LMAO! That is cruel. I was happy when Donovan McNabb got injured.

I didn't give Kobe the benifit of the doubt in his **** accusations.

I wrote a paper last semester on the O.J. Simpson dealio and although he got aquited... I know for a fact he did it.

[Rerun]

LMAO! That is cruel. I was happy when Donovan McNabb got injured.

I didn't give Kobe the benifit of the doubt in his **** accusations.

I wrote a paper last semester on the O.J. Simpson dealio and although he got aquited... I know for a fact he did it.

OJ is guilty as can be. In my eyes him and Michael Jackson need to be supervised at all times if allowed in public.

Kobe did not **** the girl.

What happened was simple.

The girl saw Kobe, thought he was cute, and KNEW he was rich.

She hooked up with him and it's all good until someone found out and word got out then in order to cover herself from looking like "a ****" because she, a white women, had sex with a black man, said it was **** and figured she'd get some cash out of the deal too.

She was a girl who wanted to have her cake and eat it too.

Not gonna have it both ways. She lied and Kobe, although I don't like him for running Shaq out of LA and screwing with the Lakers dynasty, is a man that did in fact chaet on his beautiful wife, but is not a rapist in any way, shape or form.

It all boiled down to racial blunders.

Rich, white, daddys girl had sex with black man and boom, all hell breaks loose. She got scared and cried wolf(****). Horrible that race still plays a role in anything these days.

[SeguinMatadors]

OJ is guilty as can be. In my eyes him and Michael Jackson need to be supervised at all times if allowed in public.

Kobe did not **** the girl.

What happened was simple.

The girl saw Kobe, thought he was cute, and KNEW he was rich.

She hooked up with him and it's all good until someone found out and word got out then in order to cover herself from looking like "a ****" because she, a white women, had sex with a black man, said it was **** and figured she'd get some cash out of the deal too.

She was a girl who wanted to have her cake and eat it too.

Not gonna have it both ways. She lied and Kobe, although I don't like him for running Shaq out of LA and screwing with the Lakers dynasty, is a man that did in fact chaet on his beautiful wife, but is not a rapist in any way, shape or form.

It all boiled down to racial blunders.

Rich, white, daddys girl had sex with black man and boom, all hell breaks loose. She got scared and cried wolf(****). Horrible that race still plays a role in anything these days.

I agree 100% on all of that and I have no respect for Kobe for cheating on his wife.

[dragons08]

I don't know if this qualifies... but I watch porn even though I shouldn't.
so when you say your 'picking up babes', we know what your acuttaly doing :D

[lonny23]

I don't know if this qualifies... but I watch porn even though I shouldn't.
I bet most of the board watches/looks at some form of porn.

[lonny23]

so when you say your 'picking up babes', we know what your acuttaly doing :D
Congrats on 11K.

Yeah, he's picking them up at Movie Gallery!:p

[SeguinMatadors]

so when you say your 'picking up babes', we know what your acuttaly doing :D

lol!

More confessions.... I once checked out Midget porn out of curiosity... not stimulating at all. I occasionally look at Black chicks, too.

[dragons08]

Congrats on 11K.

Yeah, he's picking them up at Movie Gallery!:p
thanks dude, i didnt even realize it was 11k..i knew i was close though

[dragons08]

lol!

More confessions.... I once checked out Midget porn out of curiosity... not stimulating at all. I occasionally look at Black chicks, too.
hahahahahahahahaha wow hahahaha

whats embarssing about black chicks? there are some reallllll hot ones

[SeguinMatadors]

I have THE biggest crush in the wholllleeee wide world on Britt from 8th and Ocean... I would do anything to meet her.... anything at all.

[dragons08]

I have THE biggest crush in the wholllleeee wide world on Britt from 8th and Ocean... I would do anything to meet her.... anything at all.
never heard of her, details dude, details!

[SeguinMatadors]

hahahahahahahahaha wow hahahaha

whats embarssing about black chicks? there are some reallllll hot ones

lmfao... I know.

I don't know... I am just a white guy... I guess I just figured some people wouldn't understand.

[lonny23]

lol!

More confessions.... I once checked out Midget porn out of curiosity... not stimulating at all. I occasionally look at Black chicks, too.
Hey, there are beautiful women of all colors and races. I don't get it when people think only one race looks good. I will say that different races can bring social challenges, though. There isn't a race out there that I haven't stepped back and thought of somebody as attractive. Thankfully, those same races have liked how I look, too.

[dragons08]

lmfao... I know.

I don't know... I am just a white guy... I guess I just figured some people wouldn't understand.
dude get on aim, i got some good stuff to tell you about this, cant post it on here though hahaha

[SeguinMatadors]

never heard of her, details dude, details!

Dude, you have got to watch the show... she is this gorgeous model from MTV's new reality show about models.... she is soo sweet and innocent. She is like this super good Christian girl and she joined a group "Models for Christ" and her description of what God meant to her was just awesome... and I am obsessed lol http://www.mtv.com/onair/dyn/8th_and_ocean/meet_cast.jhtml click on "Britt"....

[lonny23]

lmfao... I know.

I don't know... I am just a white guy... I guess I just figured some people wouldn't understand.
Some people don't understand, but they're stupid. White doesn't have exclusive rights on good looking women.

[SeguinMatadors]

dude get on aim, i got some good stuff to tell you about this, cant post it on here though hahaha

I can't because I am at the Library at school because I never get any work done at home and I am writing a paper... darnit. Seems I am still not getting much done.

[lonny23]

I have THE biggest crush in the wholllleeee wide world on Britt from 8th and Ocean... I would do anything to meet her.... anything at all.
Even give up on Miss Kitty?
Start rooting for Judson?
Become friends with Wide?

Wow, you are serious!:D

[lonny23]

I can't because I am at the Library at school because I never get any work done at home and I am writing a paper... darnit. Seems I am still not getting much done.
I can see why you don't get work done!:p

[dragons08]

I can't because I am at the Library at school because I never get any work done at home and I am writing a paper... darnit. Seems I am still not getting much done.
that babe is hotttttt when is that show on??

so lets see, your sitting in a library doing an essay, while sitting here talking about babes..brilliant!

[lonny23]

that babe is hotttttt when is that show on??

so lets see, your sitting in a library doing an essay, while sitting here talking about babes..brilliant!
Maybe the essay is about girls.

[SeguinMatadors]

Even give up on Miss Kitty?
Start rooting for Judson?
Become friends with Wide?

Wow, you are serious!:D

Everything except giving up on kitten.;)

[lonny23]

Everything except giving up on kitten.;)
I'll give you your due. You shouldn't have a problem keeping a woman if you stay like you are now.

[SeguinMatadors]

that babe is hotttttt when is that show on??

so lets see, your sitting in a library doing an essay, while sitting here talking about babes..brilliant!

Idk.. MTV re-airs stuff all of the time. Catch the last couple of episodes too.

I am doing an Ethical arguement.... X is right or X is wrong and why. I am doing it on Barry Bonds and whether or not his records should be recognized.

[dragons08]

I'll give you your due. You shouldn't have a problem keeping a woman if you stay like you are now.
the problem is, hes in love with chicks he CANT get, but doesnt like the ones he CAN get

[SeguinMatadors]

the problem is, hes in love with chicks he CANT get, but doesnt like the ones he CAN get

Psh, I, honest to God, think I can get any girl in the world if I had the chance at meeting them. Not because I am drop dead beautiful... because their are many girls who are "out of my league" on appearance. Thing is, I have a way of talking to girls.... I have gotten every girl I have ever tried to.

[dragons08]

Psh, I honost to God, think I can get any girl in the world if I had the chance at meeting them. Not because I am drop dead beautiful... because their are many girls who are "out of my league" on appearance. Thing is, I have a way of talking to girls.... I have gotten every girl I have ever tried to.
hmm, might have to make a bet here...i'll find some babe, and you have to woo her

[lonny23]

Idk.. MTV re-airs stuff all of the time. Catch the last couple of episodes too.

I am doing an Ethical arguement.... X is right or X is wrong and why. I am doing it on Barry Bonds and whether or not his records should be recognized.
I think Barry is as guilty as sin. Because he's not been proven to cheat or how long he has cheated, you can't get rid of any of his records.

[SeguinMatadors]

I think Barry is as guilty as sin. Because he's not been proven to cheat or how long he has cheated, you can't get rid of any of his records.

Well it is due tommorow and I am still trying to decide whether or not I am with or against Barry Bonds. I guess it just depends on which I can make a better arguement for. 4 pages... bleh.. I will be up all night. Good thing it doesn't have to be sourced....

[lonny23]

Psh, I, honest to God, think I can get any girl in the world if I had the chance at meeting them. Not because I am drop dead beautiful... because their are many girls who are "out of my league" on appearance. Thing is, I have a way of talking to girls.... I have gotten every girl I have ever tried to.
There is no way you can get anybody you want. It's just a fact that everybody is not going to like you. There isn't a guy in the world that every woman likes. For every woman that likes Tom Cruise, there's another one out there that like Toby Keith, Russell Crowe, and even Marilyn Manson.:eek:

Don't make the mistake of looking and missing what you really want. I know you've really had your eyes on a few, but don't always look for that greener grass.

The skill of getting a woman is good, but keeping them is even better.

[dragons08]

I think Barry is as guilty as sin. Because he's not been proven to cheat or how long he has cheated, you can't get rid of any of his records.
yeah i can, i can do what ever i want in my own mind:D

*kabam* his records = gone

[dragons08]

The skill of getting a woman is good, but keeping them is even better.
thats even HARDER!

to get one, i just walk in the room:D
but to keep one, i acuttaly have to TRY ::eek:

[lonny23]

Well it is due tommorow and I am still trying to decide whether or not I am with or against Barry Bonds. I guess it just depends on which I can make a better arguement for. 4 pages... bleh.. I will be up all night. Good thing it doesn't have to be sourced....
Barry was the best player in baseball long before he turned into the Incredible Hulk. He was a 5-tool player when he was thin. Steroids made him a monster with a bat, but he still makes contact like he always did. He's not as fast now, but he's more dangerous than ever. Bonds performance on the field statistically makes him one of the 5 best of all-time.

[SeguinMatadors]

There is no way you can get anybody you want. It's just a fact that everybody is not going to like you. There isn't a guy in the world that every woman likes. For every woman that likes Tom Cruise, there's another one out there that like Toby Keith, Russell Crowe, and even Marilyn Manson.:eek:

Don't make the mistake of looking and missing what you really want. I know you've really had your eyes on a few, but don't always look for that greener grass.

The skill of getting a woman is good, but keeping them is even better.

I think I can get any girl I want because the kind of girls I like will go for a guy like me... if that makes any sense. Maybe I can't get some money loving superficial skank but I could get any regular beautiful nice sweet girl.. and I wouldn't go for any other type of girl so they do not really matter.

[SeguinMatadors]

Barry was the best player in baseball long before he turned into the Incredible Hulk. He was a 5-tool player when he was thin. Steroids made him a monster with a bat, but he still makes contact like he always did. He's not as fast now, but he's more dangerous than ever. Bonds performance on the field statistically makes him one of the 5 best of all-time.

I am not arguing that he is not a Hall of Famer. Just whether or not 72 homers in a season should stand... or whether or not baseball should recognize his power stats... or any of the power stats of the past 10 years.

[lonny23]

I think I can get any girl I want because the kind of girls I like will go for a guy like me... if that makes any sense. Maybe I can't get some money loving superficial skank but I could get any regular beautiful nice sweet girl.. and I wouldn't go for any other type of girl so they do not really matter.
Many to most of the sweet girls end up going for dirtbags because they want to reform him. It's easier to get a girl by being bad than good. I hate that is what happens.

[lonny23]

I am not arguing that he is not a Hall of Famer. Just whether or not 72 homers in a season should stand... or whether or not baseball should recognize his power stats... or any of the power stats of the past 10 years.
They have to because he's never been proven to take steroids. I think he has, but it's only hearsay.

[SeguinMatadors]

Many to most of the sweet girls end up going for dirtbags because they want to reform him. It's easier to get a girl by being bad than good. I hate that is what happens.

I disgree... I think that is a common misconception made by unattractive guys. Good looking guys are usually less well behaved because when you are good looking you get into yourself and your popularity. Good looking guys tend to cheat more because they have the oppertunity. They tend to be partiers because they are socially inclined to by their "groups" or "clicks". Girls do go for looks initially... that is how they end up with the bad guys.

[SeguinMatadors]

They have to because he's never been proven to take steroids. I think he has, but it's only hearsay.

I do not think they have to.... I thing you can wipe all the numbers away. The league knows there was a steroid problem... just wipe em' all out... not just Barry Bonds... all of em.

[DragonBand06]

I enjoy thoroughly enjoy cooking - I find it relaxing.

[DragonBand06]

I enjoy thoroughly enjoy cooking - I find it relaxing.
I only do desserts, though, so don't get any ideas...:D

[TexasRed6x]

I don't know if this qualifies... but I watch porn even though I shouldn't.
Well Seguin has finally come out of his closet. :D

[DragonBand06]

Oh, and I have D08 post envy. :p

[SeguinMatadors]

I enjoy thoroughly enjoy cooking - I find it relaxing.

I can dig that.

[dragons08]

Oh, and I have D08 post envy. :p
hahahaha who doesnt? D08 cool envy to i bet

[lonny23]

I disgree... I think that is a common misconception made by unattractive guys. Good looking guys are usually less well behaved because when you are good looking you get into yourself and your popularity. Good looking guys tend to cheat more because they have the oppertunity. They tend to be partiers because they are socially inclined to by their "groups" or "clicks". Girls do go for looks initially... that is how they end up with the bad guys.
Just wait a few years. You're going to see girls that continually go for dirtbags, who don't look good. Some girls are all about looks and some go for a personality. Many get hooked on dirtbags who don't look good.

[dragons08]

i enjoy laying under the stars, with friends (of course girls are present)..very relaxing

[dragons08]

Just wait a few years. You're going to see girls that continually go for dirtbags, who don't look good. Some girls are all about looks and some go for a personality. Many get hooked on dirtbags who don't look good.
and some go straight for your back pocket

[stevefoxsc]

I'm coming out of the closet, i just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to geico...

[lonny23]

Well Seguin has finally come out of his closet. :D
Long enough to stop looking at porn!:p

[lonny23]

and some go straight for your back pocket
Yep.

[SeguinMatadors]

i enjoy laying under the stars, with friends (of course girls are present)..very relaxing

Why would you lie? Girls are never present. It is you, Yankee, and Dcrew in a sausage fest. That is relaxing though.. laying under the stars.

[TexasRed6x]

hahahaha who doesnt? D08 cool envy to i bet
I definitely have that. :)

[TexasRed6x]

Long enough to stop looking at porn!:p
But once he stops I think he goes back in for more.

[dragons08]

Why would you lie? Girls are never present. It is you, Yankee, and Dcrew in a sausage fest. That is relaxing though.. laying under the stars.
burned me there

yeah, so is fishing, very relaxing

[KT2000]

The range of this thread is unbelievable.

Porn (and midget porn :eek: ) to Coach K to OJ to Barry Bonds.

Wow.

[dragons08]

I definitely have that. :)
so does everyone else, just afraid to admit it

[dragons08]

The range of this thread is unbelievable.

Porn (and midget porn) to Coach K to OJ to Barry Bonds.

Wow.
to how everyonce envys my coolness :cool:

[TexasRed6x]

so does everyone else, just afraid to admit it
I am not afraid to admit it.

[lonny23]

But once he stops I think he goes back in for more.
Yeah, he has to get another one of those all-nighters he was talking about earlier!:D

[lonny23]

I'm coming out of the closet, i just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to geico...
I called Miss Kitty to say that one day.:D

[lonny23]

The range of this thread is unbelievable.

Porn (and midget porn :eek: ) to Coach K to OJ to Barry Bonds.

Wow.
Some of the best hijackers are all here at the same time.:cool:

[dragons08]

I called Miss Kitty to say that one day.:D
well the lame, get lamer

[dragons08]

Some of the best hijackers are all here at the same time.:cool:
reunion time already??:eek:

were missing coolest and rocket!

[lonny23]

well the lame, get lamer
I break off some good one's too.

[TexasRed6x]

reunion time already??:eek:

were missing coolest and rocket!
I don't hijack any threads as of yet and anyways how do you do that?

[DragonBand06]

View Profile: dragons08 5A Texas Football.com Hall of Famer

Last Activity: Today 08:33 PM
Private Messaging @ 08:33 PM

[Miss Kitty]

I only do desserts, though, so don't get any ideas...:D

I like to cook.

[SeguinMatadors]

Tell 2000 to put me in the HOF... this is making me mad. At least make me a community vet... I hate being all galaxy.

[Rerun]

Tell 2000 to put me in the HOF... this is making me mad. At least make me a community vet... I hate being all galaxy.

SHUT THE **** UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DONT EVER ***** OR YOU WILL BE IN 5ATXFB PURGATORY LIKE ME!!!!

[SeguinMatadors]

SHUT THE **** UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DONT EVER ***** OR YOU WILL BE IN 5ATXFB PURGATORY LIKE ME!!!!


Ahhahahahahahahahahahhaaahahhahaha!!!!! LMFAO!!! If all of you guys would send KT2000 seperate PMs telling them to put us in the hall of fame... it would help our cause! Do it guys!

[dragons08]

I don't hijack any threads as of yet and anyways how do you do that?
one things leads to another, another leads to a next thing..and next thing you know, youve gone from hot girls to seguin being gay

[dragons08]

View Profile: dragons08 5A Texas Football.com Hall of Famer

Last Activity: Today 08:33 PM
Private Messaging @ 08:33 PM
texasred is telling me where all the babes are in san antonio

[TexasRed6x]

Tell 2000 to put me in the HOF... this is making me mad. At least make me a community vet... I hate being all galaxy.
Just keep trying. You will get there in time grasshopper. :)

[dragons08]

Ahhahahahahahahahahahhaaahahhahaha!!!!! LMFAO!!! If all of you guys would send KT2000 seperate PMs telling them to put us in the hall of fame... it would help our cause! Do it guys!
i thought miss kitty and lonny were lame, but then you guys doing this yikes!

i havent asked to be HOF once, and look at me

[TexasRed6x]

texasred is telling me where all the babes are in san antonio
Shhhhhh!!!

[TexasRed6x]

i thought miss kitty and lonny were lame, but then you guys doing this yikes!

i havent asked to be HOF once, and look at me
I haven't asked either. I am working hard to get there but at a really slow pace.

[Miss Kitty]

i thought miss kitty and lonny were lame, but then you guys doing this yikes!

i havent asked to be HOF once, and look at me


I am not lame. :mad:

[TexasRed6x]

I am not lame. :mad:
Who said that you were lame? You my friend are not lame. You are totally awesome. :) :)

[DragonBand06]

hahahahaha. I have not asked to be HOF even once, and look at me.

[CKE]

reunion time already??:eek:

were missing coolest and rocket!

and i have arrived but only for a minute the beach and 4 kegs are calling my name right now

[Miss Kitty]

Who said that you were lame? You my friend are not lame. You are totally awesome. :) :)


Thank you. D08 said it. :(

[Slim-Rob]

Some of the best hijackers are all here at the same time.:cool:

I wasn't....

[TexasRed6x]

Thank you. D08 said it. :(
D08 doesn't know what he's talking about. I think he is just messing with you.

[lonny23]

I like to cook.
I like to eat.

[Slim-Rob]

I want a 2006 Silverado 1500 Crew Cab Z71 with the new Vortec Max 6000 V8. That's 345 hp and 380 lb. ft. of torque. I can't afford it though:(

[lonny23]

SHUT THE **** UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DONT EVER ***** OR YOU WILL BE IN 5ATXFB PURGATORY LIKE ME!!!!
Don't you wish they had 8 font?:D

All you guys have to do is start talking about football and be real good at it. I bet Miss Kitty is a Hall of Famer before the end of the year because she's going to really talk about football when the time comes.

[Slim-Rob]

Don't you wish they had 8 font?:D

All you guys have to do is start talking about football and be real good at it. I bet Miss Kitty is a Hall of Famer before the end of the year because she's going to really talk about football when the time comes.

I <3 Stats

[lonny23]

Ahhahahahahahahahahahhaaahahhahaha!!!!! LMFAO!!! If all of you guys would send KT2000 seperate PMs telling them to put us in the hall of fame... it would help our cause! Do it guys!
You guys are going to have to earn it. Until they create a Hall of Fame for off-topic, you guys are going to have to venture into the football discussions more often. You can be off topic all you want after getting into the Hall, but you have to talk football to get in or do like Dragons and get to 10K.

[lonny23]

I am not lame. :mad:
No, you're not lame. You're cooler than CoolestKidEver!:cool:

[Miss Kitty]

I like to eat.

Ya think? :p

[Miss Kitty]

No, you're not lame. You're cooler than CoolestKidEver!:cool:

Thank you. But that is a stretch. ;)

[Slim-Rob]

Ya think? :p

Did you just call him fat?:D

[TexasRed6x]

You guys are going to have to earn it. Until they create a Hall of Fame for off-topic, you guys are going to have to venture into the football discussions more often. You can be off topic all you want after getting into the Hall, but you have to talk football to get in or do like Dragons and get to 10K.
I am working on getting 10k. But its going to be a looooong road ahead for me since i average only 4 a day.

[Miss Kitty]

Did you just call him fat?:D


Not even close. He is FINE. But he does like my cooking. I think even better than the MREs.

[lonny23]

Ya think? :p
All you saw was medium efforts. I never did stuff myself over the weekend.

[lonny23]

Did you just call him fat?:D
No, she knows I'm not fat. I wasn't even doing my best eating.

[lonny23]

Not even close. He is FINE. But he does like my cooking. I think even better than the MREs.
I almost dug out that vegetarian MRE.;)

Seriously, you do a great job cooking.

[Slim-Rob]

Not even close. He is FINE. But he does like my cooking. I think even better than the MREs.

Must be some dang good cooking if it's better than MREs:rolleyes:

I cook. Sometimes.

I want this truck... (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Chevrolet-Silverado-1500-PICK-UP-TRUCK-CLEAN-TITLE-AND-GOOD-CONDITIONS_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ13487QQitemZ 4622892886QQrdZ1)

[lonny23]

Must be some dang good cooking if it's better than MREs:rolleyes:

I cook. Sometimes.

I want this truck... (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Chevrolet-Silverado-1500-PICK-UP-TRUCK-CLEAN-TITLE-AND-GOOD-CONDITIONS_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ13487QQitemZ 4622892886QQrdZ1)
The joke is I had to eat MRE's when I was in New Jersey 2 weeks ago.

[TexasRed6x]

The joke is I had to eat MRE's when I was in New Jersey 2 weeks ago.
What is MRE? I am just curious.

[Slim-Rob]

What is MRE? I am just curious.

military.

Meals ready to Eat or something

They are actually pretty good. I know how to combine the heat pack, a plastic bottle, and some water to make it blow up.:D

[Miss Kitty]

military.

Meals ready to Eat or something

They are actually pretty good. I know how to combine the heat pack, a plastic bottle, and some water to make it blow up.:D

You are so talented. But my cooking is still better than MREs.

[lonny23]

military.

Meals ready to Eat or something

They are actually pretty good. I know how to combine the heat pack, a plastic bottle, and some water to make it blow up.:D
We talked about that in New Jersey!:D

What's even better is to put tabasco sauce in the plastic bottle, wrap a bunch of tape around the bottle in the heater and throw it. I hear it makes a great explosion.

[CKE]

No, you're not lame. You're cooler than CoolestKidEver!:cool:

ha lonny has jokes

[dragons08]

hahahahaha. I have not asked to be HOF even once, and look at me.
a kid in band on his way to aggieland..thats some inspiration NOT to ask right there :p

just messing with you dude

[dragons08]

You are so talented. But my cooking is still better than MREs.
my cooking sucks, so the MRE's are probally better

[lonny23]

my cooking sucks, so the MRE's are probally better
Aren't you one of the guys that usually says prolly? I'm just wondering, but you mean probably.

[dragons08]

Aren't you one of the guys that usually says prolly? I'm just wondering, but you mean probably.
no i say probaly, i just accidently typed an extra 'l'..im not one to type 'internet slang' though when lazy i will..internet slang is kind of getting hard to keep up with like "ctn, gd, ccin" stuff like that

[bubbacoach]

I don't know if this qualifies... but I watch porn even though I shouldn't.
Watching porn and taking Viagra for the fun of it. Bad combination. Do not eat Cheetos when you are doing these things. You might have some discoloration.:p

[TexasRed6x]

Watching porn and taking Viagra for the fun of it. Bad combination. Do not eat Cheetos when you are doing these things. You might have some discoloration.:p
LOL :D

[KT2000]

Dang, little did I know the inner freaky-deak in a lot of you. I didn't realize how far yall could push stuff on the off-topic board until this thread, lol. Should have seen it.

Makes my post about Coach K look very tame.

[Slim-Rob]

Dang, little did I know the inner freaky-deak in a lot of you. I didn't realize how far yall could push stuff on the off-topic board until this thread, lol. Should have seen it.

Makes my post about Coach K look very tame.

I like to chase cats (and dogs) off my lawn with a garden hose...

[Miss Kitty]

I like to watch Dog the Bounty Hunter

[dada]

I go into Victoria's Secret with no intentions of buying anything


I used to go to Wal-mart...stand it the pots, pans and kitchen section and looked confused.....great way to pick up women. "Excuse me ma'am, what is a Spatula?" "You dont know what I spatula is..why isnt your lady cooking for a fine man like you?" "I dont have a woman...will you cook for me?" "Sure, here my number".....Works everytime.

[dada]

This one is pretty gross...but once a shoved a sunflower seed up a hamsters butt.

[TexasRed6x]

This one is pretty gross...but once a shoved a sunflower seed up a hamsters butt.
That is pretty gross.

[DragonBand06]

I like to watch Dog the Bounty Hunter
I like that show too!

[DragonBand06]

This isn't really "coming out", but...
I will soon be joining the working class.:eek: :eek: :eek:
I interview on Sunday for a job at "American Backyard".
They sell Patio furniture, grills, and spas, if you guys need any I can get you a discount...?:cool:

[pack0808]

If i admitted to all the crazy things i have done in my life yall would probably have me arrested. ;) I will give you a little taste of the not so horrible but funny incidents. Here is one! When in college at Iowa, i was drunk one night like usual with some of my baseball buddies and we drove all through the campus at about 2 am. It was pouring snow so it was a blast. We slid and spun out for at least 30 minutes all over the campus. Even the practice football field. I did not realize it would hurt the grass that bad but it did. It was a big deal and was in the school paper and the authorities were called trying to solve the case. My Texas license plate's gave me away. :eek: My punishment 2,000$$, (my parents were obviously furious) I also was to reseed all of the lawn and make sure all the grass was properly replaced the next year considering it was almost summer at the end of the final semester. I did not tell my parents that part. :D I talked my dad in letting me transfer to another school that had wanted to me to go there to play ball the next year. I have never heard from that particular school about the grass again.

[bubbacoach]

I like to watch Dog the Bounty Hunter
I like that show. Last night was the first original in a while.

[Miss Kitty]

I like that show. Last night was the first original in a while.

He was a crab about his breakfast too. :mad:

[dragons08]

I go into Victoria's Secret with no intentions of buying anything


I used to go to Wal-mart...stand it the pots, pans and kitchen section and looked confused.....great way to pick up women. "Excuse me ma'am, what is a Spatula?" "You dont know what I spatula is..why isnt your lady cooking for a fine man like you?" "I dont have a woman...will you cook for me?" "Sure, here my number".....Works everytime.
yeah the victoria secret in southlake, as two doors..so were 'just walking' through..oh man its awesome:D

the walmart thing hmmmmmm i should try this..you sure it works?

[dragons08]

This isn't really "coming out", but...
I will soon be joining the working class.:eek: :eek: :eek:
I interview on Sunday for a job at "American Backyard".
They sell Patio furniture, grills, and spas, if you guys need any I can get you a discount...?:cool:
i should get a job...should being the key word

[Firebird]

yeah the victoria secret in southlake, as two doors..so were 'just walking' through..oh man its awesome:D

the walmart thing hmmmmmm i should try this..you sure it works?

Nothing like lurking in the ladies underwear store!!! This has to be the best way to pick up girls. I also like to call their house 50 time in one night, breathe heavily, then hang up. Sometimes I sit outside their house in my car until the police ask me to leave. DANG IT!! Why do the cops always have to get in the way of true love!!

[Miss Kitty]

Nothing like lurking in the ladies underwear store!!! This has to be the best way to pick up girls. I also like to call their house 50 time in one night, breathe heavily, then hang up. Sometimes I sit outside their house in my car until the police ask me to leave. DANG IT!! Why do the cops always have to get in the way of true love!!

THAT WAS YOU? :eek:

[Slim-Rob]

THAT WAS YOU? :eek:

BUSTED FIRE:D

[Firebird]

Dang it. My cover has been blown. Please, Miss Kitty, if you ever see a guy perched in a tree outisde your house, wearing pantyhose over his head.... am I REALLY hurting anyone? No need to get the cops or "restraining orders " involved.

[Miss Kitty]

Dang it. My cover has been blown. Please, Miss Kitty, if you ever see a guy perched in a tree outisde your house, wearing pantyhose over his head.... am I REALLY hurting anyone? No need to get the cops or "restraining orders " involved.

Okay. Now that I know I won't shoot you.

[Firebird]

Also, please keep any pets confined. Barking dogs spoil the romantic atmosphere.

[Miss Kitty]

Also, please keep any pets confined. Barking dogs spoil the romantic atmosphere.

yeah, no problem.

[LoneStarProud]

I don't know if this qualifies... but I watch porn even though I shouldn't.

Porn is a billion dollar industry and way too many folks have "private lives" that would devistate those closest to them if they knew what "daddy" or "husband" or "boyfriend" was up to. Porn can be addicting. I know it's hard not to look if it's right there in front of you but if you find yourself sneaking around to find it you might want to find someone you trust to hold you accountable. Of course this only applies if you feel some sort of guilt when you do it. Since you said "I know I shouldn't" I took that as my opportunity to lecture you on the subject. I will waive all fee's for this session.:D

[lonny23]

Porn is a billion dollar industry and way too many folks have "private lives" that would devistate those closest to them if they knew what "daddy" or "husband" or "boyfriend" was up to. Porn can be addicting. I know it's hard not to look if it's right there in front of you but if you find yourself sneaking around to find it you might want to find someone you trust to hold you accountable. Of course this only applies if you feel some sort of guilt when you do it. Since you said "I know I shouldn't" I took that as my opportunity to lecture you on the subject. I will waive all fee's for this session.:D
You're right on all accounts. I heard a stat one time that said up to 50% of all men who go to church view some form of porn at times and that's the segment least likely to look at porn because of the guilt factor. On another note, that industry has really tried to reach out to women, too. They try to portray it as fun and not dirty in commercials. Every Adult Bookstore ad I've heard on the radio in the last 4 years has had women talking and trying to make it sound like fun, nice, and wholesome.

[LoneStarProud]

Yep, I'm afraid this great tool we all use has a curse that comes along with it.
The Internet makes porn way too accessable for young eye's.

[lonny23]

Yep, I'm afraid this great tool we all use has a curse that comes along with it.
The Internet makes porn way too accessable for young eye's.
It's way too easy. The main sites have age verification software, but the way around it is if you know the passwords of your parents and they even have a website that tells you how you can get free previews from a bunch of sites. You always have the option of seeing stuff on message boards, too.

[pack0808]

Every guy has looked at some porn and many do it on a regular basis. Not a big shock there. That is why it is a billion dollar industry. Women are not near as bad as men but they do their fair share also. The 2 biggest temptations and sins for man is pride and lust. Nothing new.

[TexasRed6x]

Yep, I'm afraid this great tool we all use has a curse that comes along with it.
The Internet makes porn way too accessable for young eye's.
That is true.