The Joy of Hunting

[LUFPAN]

> An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his
> quarterly check-up.
> The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the
> 80-year-old said "Things are great and I've never
> felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is
> pregnant with my child. So what do you think about
> that?"
>
> The doctor considered his question for a minute and
> then began.
> "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an
> avid hunter. One day when he was setting off
> hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally
> picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he
> neared a lake he came across a very large beaver
> sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left
> his gun at home and so couldn't shoot the
> magnificent creature but out of habit he raised his
> cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his
> favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.
>
> Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell
> over dead.
> Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
> The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say
> somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that
> beaver."
>
> The doctor replied, "My point exactly".

[Slim-Rob]

> An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his
> quarterly check-up.
> The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the
> 80-year-old said "Things are great and I've never
> felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is
> pregnant with my child. So what do you think about
> that?"
>
> The doctor considered his question for a minute and
> then began.
> "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an
> avid hunter. One day when he was setting off
> hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally
> picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he
> neared a lake he came across a very large beaver
> sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left
> his gun at home and so couldn't shoot the
> magnificent creature but out of habit he raised his
> cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his
> favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.
>
> Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell
> over dead.
> Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
> The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say
> somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that
> beaver."
>
> The doctor replied, "My point exactly".


ROFL

[MaverickDefense]

I semi- LOL'd....


I've heard a joke like this a while back though...so I'm gonna have to stamp this with Old.

[bubbacoach]

You guys have to come up with something good to make Mavsdend laugh. After all he is 16 years old and worldly.

[Slim-Rob]

You guys have to come up with something good to make Mavsdend laugh. After all he is 16 years old and worldly.

I wanted to be nice so I decided not to tell him that some haven't seen every joke the internet has to offer.

[bubbacoach]

I am better at sarcasm than I am at nice.

[Slim-Rob]

I am better at sarcasm than I am at nice.

lol, the whole world is sarcastic. Even God is funny. If you don't believe me go to the grocery store and look around at people.:D

[bubbacoach]

When you get older, go to a bar or a party and stay sober and watch how stupid people act. They think they are being cool but are being complete morons. But before you make fun of them make sure you can whip them, drunks like to fight.

[Slim-Rob]

When you get older, go to a bar or a party and stay sober and watch how stupid people act. They think they are being cool but are being complete morons. But before you make fun of them make sure you can whip them, drunks like to fight.

ROFL. I've seen some drunks....don't like to mess with 'em

[slorch]

When you get older, go to a bar or a party and stay sober and watch how stupid people act. They think they are being cool but are being complete morons. But before you make fun of them make sure you can whip them, drunks like to fight.
the last line is infinitely wise...

if you're not a good fighter, hang with some friends that are...

[slorch]

My first thought was Dick Cheney when I saw the thread's title...


good story though, nice one.

[MaverickDefense]

listen guys, it's not that you have to come up with something good to entertain me.

It's just I have seen alot of these internet jokes and stuff..I have.

So, when I come into this thread looking for tha funny, and I don't find tha funny. I'll have to state this.

KTHXBAI