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KT2000
03-10-2006, 02:49 PM
He speaks...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAc1G3u-hxs&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fi%2Dam%2Dbored%2Ecom%2Fbored%5Fl ink%2Ecfm%3Flink%5Fid%3D16294
CKE
03-10-2006, 02:56 PM
He speaks...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAc1G3u-hxs&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fi%2Dam%2Dbored%2Ecom%2Fbored%5Fl ink%2Ecfm%3Flink%5Fid%3D16294

im suprised every one in the room could survive with chuck. they are just lucky they didnt piss him off......................
dada
03-10-2006, 02:59 PM
He speaks...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAc1G3u-hxs&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fi%2Dam%2Dbored%2Ecom%2Fbored%5Fl ink%2Ecfm%3Flink%5Fid%3D16294
I'm PISSED...why wasnt this in EVERY channel like the State of the Union?

I am a soldier in Chuck Norris' army.

Hey KT, did you Know Chuck and Sun Tzu are the same person?
CKE
03-10-2006, 03:01 PM
hey kt i have a question did you ban chuck norris from the site because he is not on the members list?
KT2000
03-10-2006, 03:11 PM
hey kt i have a question did you ban chuck norris from the site because he is not on the members list?

No, I didn't ban Chuck Norris. I'm not the sharpest spoon in the knife drawer, but I aint that dumb!
CKE
03-10-2006, 03:14 PM
No, I didn't ban Chuck Norris. I'm not the sharpest spoon in the knife drawer, but I aint that dumb!

lmao i didnt say you were just wondering why i couldnt find him on the members list
SeguinMatadors
03-10-2006, 03:23 PM
LMAO that was awesome!
dada
03-10-2006, 03:25 PM
That wasnt the REAL chuck....that guys beard looked as it had been "trimmed" we all know there isnt any razor to shave Chucks beard.
GoOwls
03-10-2006, 03:36 PM
Hey KT, shouldn't you put Chuck Norris' name on the member list in his honor since he and his cinematic history is such a bedrock of this board? I think the honor is long over due.:D
stevefoxsc
03-11-2006, 02:39 AM
quickly we must all give chuck norris comments on myspace before he round house kicks us all.
Slim-Rob
03-16-2006, 05:41 PM
Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Slim-Rob
03-16-2006, 05:45 PM
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
TexasRed6x
03-16-2006, 05:54 PM
Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast food restauraunts throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbeque-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
Humblefied
03-16-2006, 06:20 PM
You know Mr. Norris broke the periodic table because the only element chuck Norris believes in is the element of surprise.
Slim-Rob
03-16-2006, 06:33 PM
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
TexasRed6x
03-16-2006, 07:37 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he already knows the answer.
TexasRed6x
03-16-2006, 07:38 PM
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
TexasRed6x
03-16-2006, 07:40 PM
The word kill was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were Die, Beer, and What.
TexasRed6x
03-16-2006, 07:43 PM
Chuck Norris does not believe in Germany.