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dada
03-07-2006, 12:47 PM
Thought this was funny:

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer...



IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in a 10x10 cell.

AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in an 8x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.

AT WORK... you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK...you must often carry a security card and open all the doors

yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK... you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.

AT WORK... you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON... they allow your family to visit.

AT WORK... you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.

AT WORK... you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your time behind bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go to bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK... they are called managers.

HAVE A NICE WORK DAY!!!
PantherFan70
03-07-2006, 12:59 PM
This wouldn't be so funny, if it wasn't soooooo true!
dragons08
03-07-2006, 04:18 PM
i dont even work, and that is hillarious
LUFPAN
03-07-2006, 04:24 PM
Man...the more I read this the more depressed I get.
Miss Kitty
03-07-2006, 04:39 PM
Well then stop reading it. LOL

But it is so true. LOL :D
slorch
03-07-2006, 07:31 PM
that's a good one...

and I AM the manager!
Slim-Rob
03-07-2006, 08:48 PM
Man...the more I read this the more depressed I get.

Your sig reminds me of a Dane Cook joke.

There's always one person in your group that no one likes, but you keep them around so you can talk about them. When the person isn't around, everyone talks about them. When the person comes up the group however, you get all nice and friendly. YEAH, some of you are shaking your head no. If you don't think there is a person in your group of friends like that, its because YOU are that person.

(I had to change it a little because of language...)

There was a part in the joke that I took out, but he said when one person in the group sees that person coming, he warns the others. "F***ing Bryans Coming" that becomes his name "F***ing Bryan.
lonny23
03-07-2006, 08:54 PM
...and then there are those of us who feel like we're in prison, but it's called work. That's the story of this week. It'll be more fun if I get to shoot some people (with blanks), but you have all this gear that says you killed them.
AZTiger
03-07-2006, 09:02 PM
replace the word "Work" in that with "Universal Computer Systems" and it's an accurate description of that hellhole.
Red Raiders
03-09-2006, 08:42 PM
i dont even work, and that is hillarious

haha same here
MaverickDefense
03-09-2006, 08:43 PM
sir...sorry to say this

but this is older then jesus lol

Seriously I saw this when I was like in 5th grade.


But STILL DAMN FUNNAY!!1
dragons08
03-09-2006, 09:54 PM
sir...sorry to say this

but this is older then jesus lol

Seriously I saw this when I was like in 5th grade.


But STILL DAMN FUNNAY!!1
ive seen that joke twice, and its already old
MaverickDefense
03-09-2006, 10:01 PM
ive seen that joke twice, and its already old


sorry hold up, im just getting off my dinosaur that i used to get into this thread.
Big_Maar
03-10-2006, 01:27 AM
...and then there are those of us who feel like we're in prison, but it's called work. That's the story of this week. It'll be more fun if I get to shoot some people (with blanks), but you have all this gear that says you killed them.


........and then some of us work in a Prison........Death Row Baby.
mtbray
03-10-2006, 06:10 PM
At work, sexual harrassment exists.

In prison, you will get gang raped by those of your same sex and become their ***** for as long as they please.

At work, you have to work together as a team.

In prison, if you don't stick with those of your race/gang, you'll die.

At work, if you're a child molester, you go to prison.

In prison, if you're a child molester, they kill you.





Not funny at all but these are all truths.
MaverickDefense
03-10-2006, 06:22 PM
At work, sexual harrassment exists.

In prison, you will get gang raped by those of your same sex and become their ***** for as long as they please.

At work, you have to work together as a team.

In prison, if you don't stick with those of your race/gang, you'll die.

At work, if you're a child molester, you go to prison.

In prison, if you're a child molester, they kill you.









Not funny at all but these are all truths.




THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!!!!!!!
mtbray
03-10-2006, 11:37 PM
THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!!!!!!!


De nada, Captain "I'm not a kid, I'm 16!!!"
TheBrotherYouLove2Hate
03-10-2006, 11:39 PM
Something tells me me and MavsD would have gotten along like peas and carrots.
bubbacoach
03-11-2006, 08:28 AM
THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!!!!!!!
Is this MAVSDEnd reincarnated?
Reaganrattler07
03-11-2006, 08:34 AM
Is this MAVSDEnd reincarnated?

Lol, I've been thinking who that is ever since I saw "MaverickDefense".....he still posts the same pictures and still has the same unfunny jokes.
bubbacoach
03-11-2006, 08:35 AM
Lol, I've been thinking who that is ever since I saw "MaverickDefense".....he still posts the same pictures and still has the same unfunny jokes.
You can tell by immaturity in his threads. Also, how defensive he is about everything.
Reaganrattler07
03-11-2006, 08:36 AM
You can tell by immaturity in his threads. Also, how defensive he is about everything.

True.....lets ask him about war....
bubbacoach
03-11-2006, 08:37 AM
At least he is not starting a new thread for every post now.
Miss Kitty
03-11-2006, 08:39 AM
At least he is not starting a new thread for every post now.


Because they keep getting locked. LOL :D
Reaganrattler07
03-11-2006, 08:47 AM
At least he is not starting a new thread for every post now.

But lets not forget the "Official" ones:p
bubbacoach
03-11-2006, 08:48 AM
But lets not forget the "Official" ones:p
LOL
bubbacoach
03-11-2006, 08:56 AM
I guess after reading this he will make the official poll on which one of us is the biggest a$$.:D
Reaganrattler07
03-11-2006, 09:36 AM
I guess after reading this he will make the official poll on which one of us is the biggest a$$.:D

Like all of his other threads, it'll get locked.
Red Raiders
03-12-2006, 10:05 PM
It seems like Prison has more advantage than going to work but Prison is alot more boring (No I never been to Prison).