Facebook thread revisited

[RedRage00]

I was in New Orleans this past weekend partying with my fellow sinners so I missed out on the heated thread, but I heard about what went down. :heli:

I just LOL when I think of the person running their mouth calling me queer, etc.

I mean seriously, does this dude not look gayer than me?

Here's me...with a girl...and judging by the looks of the tool above, I doubt he's ever been with one.

Who do you think could get more vajayjay if they tried? :yes:
http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs594.snc3/31314_1457527124362_1418880627_1206487_8158525_n.j pg

[dada]

I was in New Orleans this past weekend partying with my fellow sinners so I missed out on the heated thread, but I heard about what went down. :heli:

I just LOL when I think of the person running their mouth calling me queer, etc.

I mean seriously, does this dude not look gayer than me?
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2625/43/31/723215576/n723215576_6269811_3535330.jpg

Here's me...with a girl...and judging by the looks of the tool above, I doubt he's ever been with one.

Who do you think could get more vajayjay if they tried? :yes:
http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs594.snc3/31314_1457527124362_1418880627_1206487_8158525_n.j pg

Don't let it bother you......

By the way, I'm proud of you Grasshopper........you are a good student.:notworthy

[RedRage00]

Don't let it bother you......

By the way, I'm proud of you Grasshopper........you are a good student.:notworthy

It doesn't bother me. Just having a little fun. ;)

[rocketgrl94]

who dat?!...and what i miss?

[Favpack]

Girl on the far left: "Texas absolutely pwns the college that let you in"

Yeah, I went there.

:D

[dada]

who dat?!...and what i miss?

Rage got him some in the N.O.....from a girl and was real pimp about it when she asked to cuddle.

[RedRage00]

Rage got him some in the N.O.....from a girl and was real pimp about it when she asked to cuddle.

:rofl:

[rocketgrl94]

Rage got him some in the N.O.....from a girl and was real pimp about it when she asked to cuddle.

yeah right! & i saw the pics might as well have though LOL...i meant what happened here

[farmerfan]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


bwahahahahahahahahaha

[dada]

yeah right! & i saw the pics might as well have though LOL...i meant what happened here

No, he scored. I texted him through it.

[SWMHebron]

No, he scored. I texted him through it.

:rock::rock:

[RedRage00]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


bwahahahahahahahahaha

He'll probably call me a queer, or phag when he sees this. I mean, be more original! I give mad props to grayowl for Cedar Springs Fairie! Now that's original. ;)

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

Now, I told myself that I'd stay away for a minute but, this brung me out.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[rocketgrl94]

No, he scored. I texted him through it.

what?...nooo put it the... not the....:yes::heli: U Go Rage...and way 2 go for the whole OPERATION:notworthy

[The King]

RedRage

I love your avatar.

I have a ggod friend from college that is a minister at a large church here in houston and he will ask me what I have been praying about from time to time.

You should see the look on his face when I tell him that. Its priceless to say that to a room full of people who attend church as well.

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

Wait! Did Rage really get down with a female?

[The King]

what?...nooo put it the... not the....:yes::heli: U Go Rage...and way 2 go for the whole OPERATION:notworthy

where have you been?

[dada]

Now, I told myself that I'd stay away for a minute but, this brung me out.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Get off this board newlywed....do I have to ban you for awhile? Pretty sure there are a lOT of thing you can be doing right now.:D

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

Get off this board newlywed....do I have to ban you for awhile? Pretty sure there are a lOT of thing you can be doing right now.:D

Oh, please believe, that the Eagle put it down! Don't get it twisted!

But, we're chillin' right now! She's on Facebook and, well, I decided to come here!

[dada]

Wait! Did Rage really get down with a female?

Matt...YES....brought tears to my eyes....check out the facebook pics.

He was knocking pictures off the wall....and guess what he told her when she asked if she was gonna see him again?


"I don't love dezee H@es, Im out tha doe!"

[RedRage00]

Wait! Did Rage really get down with a female?

I don't remember much after about 2am that night. It is New Orleans afterall. :D

[rocketgrl94]

where have you been?

ive been lurkin but i spend most of my time on FB....but rage put me onto this thread i had 2 say somethin! :D

[dada]

I don't remember much after about 2am that night. It is New Orleans afterall. :D

Excellent.....17 years from now....A kid looking like Justin Beiber will ask you if you are his dad and tell you his mom worked at a bar in New Orleans.

[RedRage00]

Matt...YES....brought tears to my eyes....check out the facebook pics.

He was knocking pictures off the wall....and guess what he told her when she asked if she was gonna see him again?


"I don't love dezee H@es, Im out tha doe!"

:notworthy :heli: :notworthy

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

Matt...YES....brought tears to my eyes....check out the facebook pics.

He was knocking pictures off the wall....and guess what he told her when she asked if she was gonna see him again?


"I don't love dezee H@es, Im out tha doe!"

:notworthy:heli::yes::notworthy

[slcdragonfan]

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/gaymarriage.gif

[slcdragonfan]

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2000/12/song-chart-memes-gay-agenda.jpg

[slcdragonfan]

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/funny-graphs-anger-opinion.jpg

[BlakeJ]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

This thread is funny in about 17 different ways.

Joe...you slept with that waitress feeding you a shot in the pic? DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[dada]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

This thread is funny in about 17 different ways.

Joe...you slept with that waitress feeding you a shot in the pic? DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

She "tasted the rainbow".....literally

[farmerfan]

I still haven't stopped laughing :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[BlakeJ]

She "tasted the rainbow".....literally

He's gay....

Now he's having pre maritul sex.....

SINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!

[dada]

He's gay....

Now he's having pre maritul sex.....

SINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!

Yeah...he going to Hell TWO times!

[RedRage00]

He's gay....

Now he's having pre maritul sex.....

SINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!

I felt right at home in NOLA ;)

[BlakeJ]

I felt right at home in NOLA ;)

She was HOT! The doof in the picture in post #1 couldnt buy a shot from that girl...more less have it mouth fed to him...lol.

Reasons to laugh...

1) Post #1
2) Yankee is the kid in that picture...PRICELESS!!!!!!
3) Dada texting you through the encounter
4) Yankee is the kid in that picture.

BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

[rocketgrl94]

She was HOT! The doof in the picture in post #1 couldnt buy a shot from that girl...more less have it mouth fed to him...lol.

Reasons to laugh...

1) Post #1
2) Yankee is the kid in that picture...PRICELESS!!!!!!
3) Dada texting you through the encounter
4) Yankee is the kid in that picture.

BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

cant get no better then this!:heli:

[thestud]

holy furking shat. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. :rofl::rofl:
I can just picture Rage with his phone in one hand and a handful of @$$ in the other, confused as **** as to whether he's supposed to look her in the eyes or what because he's not used to seeing someones face when he's getting down :rofl::rofl:

[farmerfan]

He'll probably call me a queer, or phag when he sees this. I mean, be more original! I give mad props to grayowl for Cedar Springs Fairie! Now that's original. ;)

He'll either do that or start talking "edumacation" smack. You went to UTSA and UH, right? Yup he will attempt to take some sort of cheap shot there. It's as if he goes to A&M or UT or Harvard.

:)

[RedRage00]

holy furking shat. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. :rofl:
I can just picture Rage with his phone in one hand and a handful of @$$ in the other, confused as **** as to whether he's supposed to look her in the eyes or what because he's not used to seeing someones face when he's getting down :rofl::rofl:

My phone died in the middle of it so I just had to remember everything dada has taught me the past couple of months. It was like WWDD? :D


He'll either do that or start talking "edumacation" smack. You went to UTSA and UH, right? Yup he will attempt to take some sort of cheap shot there. It's as if he goes to A&M or UT or Harvard.

:)

lol, probably.

[SWMHebron]

My phone died in the middle of it so I just had to remember everything dada has taught me the past couple of months. It was like WWDD? :D




lol, probably.


Now there is a philosophy to live by.:cool:

[rocketgrl94]

more like WWDDND:D
wait never mind! lol

[BlakeJ]

more like WWDDND:D
wait never mind! lol

What the F ever. According to Lonny the 5A Texas Football Moutn Rushmore faces are............

Lonny23, Lonny23, KT2000, and Dada.

Dada's placement is strictly due to the fact that he f*cks women. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rocketgrl94]

What the F ever. According to Lonny the 5A Texas Football Moutn Rushmore faces are............

Lonny23, Lonny23, KT2000, and Dada.

Dada's placement is strictly due to the fact that he f*cks women. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

hmmm i guess youre right:rolleyes::D:rolleyes:

[BDB]

What the F ever. According to Lonny the 5A Texas Football Moutn Rushmore faces are............

Lonny23, Lonny23, KT2000, and Dada.

Dada's placement is strictly due to the fact that he likes women. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

AhAHAhAhahAhAhAhAha! this is beautiful. i can't stop laughing.

and rage... you got in that piece feedin you shots? dayum. girl looked like she could suck the cartilage off a chicken leg.

[BDB]

fify

touche.

[RedRage00]

She was HOT! The doof in the picture in post #1 couldnt buy a shot from that girl...more less have it mouth fed to him...lol.

Reasons to laugh...

1) Post #1
2) Yankee is the kid in that picture...PRICELESS!!!!!!
3) Dada texting you through the encounter
4) Yankee is the kid in that picture.

BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

This is funny. :yes:

[farmerfan]

fify

Lonny's the smartest guy in the world. DUH

[dragonpants]

He's gay....

Now he's having pre maritul sex.....

SINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!

Isn't he bisexual now?

[GoOwls]

Isn't he bisexual now?

Well, then, he always was, right, because you're born the way you are, right, or so I hear from the political arm of the movement.

Congrats, Red, on finding yourself out to be hot for nookie girls and letting that beast out of it's closet....:eek:..;)..:D..:rofl:

[RedRage00]

Well, then, he always was, right, because you're born the way you are, right, or so I hear from the political arm of the movement.

Congrats, Red, on finding yourself out to be hot for nookie girls and letting that beast out of it's closet....:eek:..;)..:D..:rofl:

I'm not surprised you believe everything you read on the internets lol

[BDB]

I'm not surprised you believe everything you read on the internets lol

lol

[SWMHebron]

Well, then, he always was, right, because you're born the way you are, right, or so I hear from the political arm of the movement.

Congrats, Red, on finding yourself out to be hot for nookie girls and letting that beast out of it's closet....:eek:..;)..:D..:rofl:


I could do without that visual.:eek:

[RedRage00]

lol

He really believed I would be texting during a sexual encounter lol
Way to go FailOwls :D

[SLC93]

No, he scored. I texted him through it.

Holy Geeeeeeez!:rofl:

[SLC93]

She "tasted the rainbow".....literally

You gotta stop! :rofl::heli:

[SLC93]

I still haven't stopped laughing :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

+ me

[GoOwls]

lol

Surely there is a lonely taco waiting for you somewhere.....:rolleyes:

[GoOwls]

I could do without that visual.:eek:

I bet that's what she said.....:heli:

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[GoOwls]

He really believed I would be texting during a sexual encounter lol
Way to go FailOwls :D

I didn't figure you were facing her anyway, so why not text...?:rofl:

[JagFan]

I think this need to be in the classics. I have laughed very hard today. Thank you. :rofl:

[BDB]

Surely there is a lonely taco waiting for you somewhere.....:rolleyes:

lol i've found my tacos. they're delicisiosos.

[BlakeJ]

Surely there is a lonely taco waiting for you somewhere.....:rolleyes:

Thats racist

[BDB]

Thats racist

glad you changed the avatar. i kept mixing you up with about 4 other katy posters...including dada.

[dada]

glad you changed the avatar. i kept mixing you up with about 4 other katy posters...including dada.

How can you confuse me with the guy in the rabbit suit?

[BDB]

How can you confuse me with the guy in the rabbit suit?

:laugh. fleeman gets my vote for POTY for that rabbit suit thing and my avatar. :yes:

[BlakeJ]

How can you confuse me with the guy in the rabbit suit?

Cuz its your suit.

[RedRage00]

glad you changed the avatar. i kept mixing you up with about 4 other katy posters...including dada.

Yeah, at one point I had Katy Fan, Rwilleby, and dada mixed up. I was reading an obama hate post once and was like "wtf, did dada just say that?!" then I realized it was rwilleby. :D

[RedRage00]

The show CHEATERS was just at my apt complex. They busted someone at the pool. Talk about hilarious! Damn, this has been a great day!! :)

[twcpfan1]

Wtf are you people talking about?

What thread got deleted?

[CoveMom]

I think this need to be in the classics. I have laughed very hard today. Thank you. :rofl:



Okay. There's a reply from me now. Just need a comment from mad_fan and it will be good to go for archive launch...


:rolleyes:

[mad_fan]

Okay. There's a reply from me now. Just need a comment from mad_fan and it will be good to go for archive launch...


:rolleyes:

I actually wrote a program that searches for my username and sends me a text when some one uses it...
:rolleyes:

Me and FB...or FB and I...whatever...do not play well together...
First...people I didn't give a f*** about in high school keep wanting to be my "friends"...screw that...
Second...people keep asking me for sh**...I DON"T HAVE A FREAKIN' TRACTOR OR SPARE LUMBER...stop asking...
Third...when someone sends me something...I"M NOT SAY YES TO OPENING SECURITY HOLES AND TRANSFERRING MY PERSONAL DATA TO SOME APP IN THE FORMER SOVIET UNION...no...just don't send me sh**...don't tell me someone answered a question about me...I dont care...

[CoveMom]

I'm sure mad had a point somewhere in that ramble...nevertheless, it was a comment. Therefore, it is with great honor that I declare this thread....something.


Book'em Dano.


;)

[farmerfan]

Wtf are you people talking about?

What thread got deleted?

A thread where BDB played out a conversation with his family in regards to hanging out with white guys and a gay mexican. It was classic. By far the funniest thing I have read in a while, until this thread at least

[mad_fan]

I'm sure mad had a point somewhere in that ramble...nevertheless, it was a comment. Therefore, it is with great honor that I declare this thread....something.


Book'em Dano.


;)

I don't own a tractor...
How'd you miss that???
:rolleyes:

Perhaps I'll get a chance to read the thread before it gets deleted...
I did have to WORK today...;)

[BDB]

A thread where BDB played out a conversation with his family in regards to hanging out with white guys and a gay mexican. It was classic. By far the funniest thing I have read in a while, until this thread at least

damn dada... you could of atleast spared that 1 post :rofl:

[farmerfan]

damn dada... you could of atleast spared that 1 post :rofl:

You know though, it's kind of like Dat Le. Not everybody knows of him or remembers him but those who did still talk about him years later. THats how that post will forever be on the board. Us non-noobs will forever remember that :notworthy

[BDB]

You know though, it's kind of like Dat Le. Not everybody knows of him or remembers him but those who did still talk about him years later. THats how that post will forever be on the board. Us non-noobs will forever remember that :notworthy

HAHAHA! :yes: that sadly makes me feel great for being an interweb benchmark :laugh

[yankee]

excellent thread. :notworthy

[yankee]

i WOULD like to know how the heck did you get a picture of me? are you that good of a creeper?

[Firebird]

I'm just rolling with it.....fat guys, I mean Bears, know how to roll....:D


I cannot belive you posted that. You really are FailOwls.

[thestud]

:rofl:...
wait...
nvm...
:eek:

this.

[chhspantherfan]

You know though, it's kind of like Dat Le. Not everybody knows of him or remembers him but those who did still talk about him years later. THats how that post will forever be on the board. Us non-noobs will forever remember that :notworthy

a great El Prez quote from a Dat Le thread

HAHA! san benito has a song called "Voodoo" where it's a good 10 seconds of elephants dying. it scares you it you're not ready for it.

[mad_fan]

dat le was a turd...

[chhspantherfan]

dat le was a turd...

He's a Katy coach trolling....pretty high end stuff. ;)

[mad_fan]

He's a Katy coach trolling....pretty high end stuff. ;)

There should be a book...:D

[yankee]

I'm straight...but...how old are you???:)

20 now, 17 in that pic. i still look younger than my age.

[yankee]

You need to welcome any type of interest you can get. :)

good thing i don't show that picture to girls, otherwise you'd probably be right. :rofl:

[mad_fan]

20 now, 17 in that pic. i still look younger than my age.

Me too...I still look 40...:)

[yankee]

Me too...I still look 40...:)

:laugh

[BDB]

:rofl:...
wait...
nvm...
:eek:

mf'ing this.

[BDB]

a great El Prez quote from a Dat Le thread

sadly they don't play that anymore :- / i really liked the sound of 150 cats in varying sizes fighting while i watched football. maybe it's on youtube...but i doubt.

found a bad version. seconds 0:05 - 0:09 (except SBHS's band held it out for about 20 seconds and was louder and hurt more)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxzdIYuUtPQ

[slcdragonfan]

20 now, 17 in that pic. i still look younger than my age.

I know who you are sitting with on the right. :)

[dada]

Sorry Rage, but I'm gonna release the texts



1:45 am RR: Dada r u awake? need ur help
1:56 am DD: Im up...U ok? everything alright?
2:01 am RR: Yeah. this chick keeps pushing up on me
2:03 am DD: what u mean? she likes you????
2:06 am RR: OMG YES!!!! ;(
2:10 am DD: lol...does she know?
2:11 am DD: she knows yur on HER team right? lol
2:16 am RR: I dont think so...what should I do
2:21 am DD: hold up...gonna go downstairs. dont wanna wake up wifey
2:23 am DD: where r u
2:31 am RR: n her car..shes driving
2:35 am DD: relax...act normal...well no...not normal
2:36 am RR: Lol. we're at Chevron
2:38 am DD: get c@ndoms...dont let her see though
2:40 am RR: Ewwwww...condoms?? what kind?
2:41 am DD: Act STRAIGHT...uhhhh....ultra thin or ribbed....oh...get a beer
2:43 am RR: I'm a wine guy
2:45 am DD: Thats gay shi!t Joe come on...just do it
2:48 am RR: k...got a Coors
2:51 am DD: that will do
2:59 am RR: should I talk? what should I say
3:02 am DD: don't talk about clothes...act like ur not interested, play hard
3:16 am RR: k...were at this GROSS, CHEAP motel...no one even came out and got my bags for me capital O capital M capital G!
3:18 am DD: we are NOT gay tonight.....keep ur head in the game
3:36 am DD: Joe..what's happening
3:39 am RR: wait a min..were talking
3:40 am DD: NO...about what? dont F@#k this up Joe...no talking
3:43 am RR: K, what you want me to say?
3:44 am DD:...get to the point. tell her u know she didnt bring u here 2 talk
3:44 am DD: say"whats up man whatchu gonna do"
3:45 am RR: it's a girl
3:45 am DD: I know..figur or speech
3:51 am RR: k,shes in the bathroom, should I get naked and bend over when she comes out
3:52 am DD: serioulsy?
3:53 am RR: LMAO..just playing lol
3:54 am RR: K....shold i talk? what do I say
3:55 am DD: NO...talk when
3:56 am RR: while we're doing it...OMG this is so gross
3:56 am DD:...no, just go jeezy on here
3:57 am RR: Jeezy? Jizz on her?????
3:58 am DD: No fool JEEZY the rapper? u know who he is????
3:58 am RR: yea....what about him
3:59 am DD: pretend u r jeezy while doing it...his adlibs
4:00 am DD: "yeaaaaaaaah.....thats riiiiiiggggggghhhh"
4:01 am DD: thats ALL you gotta say
4:05 am DD: Joe
4:27 am DD: JOE...what's going on....u gettin it?
4:36 am DD: whats going on? im assuming ur good...going to bed.
4:41 am RR: that was freaking disgusting
4:42 am DD: U did it?? haaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa My boyYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
4:43 am RR: cant believe u talked me into this
4:43 am DD: go joe, its ur birfday.....YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
4:44 am DD: where is she?
4:45 am RR: shower. i feel like putting hand sanitzer over my entire body...disgusting
4:46 am DD: leave...while she's in the shower..call a cab
4:47 am RR: I cant leave, that's rude
4:48 am DD: u a MAN tonight homie! bounce
4:53 am RR: k..called cab. she wants my number now
4:55 am DD: tell her "I'll c u when I c u"
4:56 am RR: wow, do men really talk to women like that?
4:57 am DD: no,we talk to h@es like that..big difference
4:58 am RR: ha haaaa
4:59 am RR: I told her....lol....she say I used her
5:01 am DD: say "i dont love these h@es"...pronuced "Deezeeee"

[BDB]

Sorry Rage, but I'm gonna release the texts



1:45 am RR: Dada r u awake? need ur help
1:56 am DD: Im up...U ok? everything alright?
2:01 am RR: Yeah. this chick keeps pushing up on me
2:03 am DD: what u mean? she likes you????
2:06 am RR: OMG YES!!!! ;(
2:10 am DD: lol...does she know?
2:11 am DD: she knows yur on HER team right? lol
2:16 am RR: I dont think so...what should I do
2:21 am DD: hold up...gonna go downstairs. dont wanna wake up wifey
2:23 am DD: where r u
2:31 am RR: n her car..shes driving
2:35 am DD: relax...act normal...well no...not normal
2:36 am RR: Lol. we're at Chevron
2:38 am DD: get c@ndoms...dont let her see though
2:40 am RR: Ewwwww...condoms?? what kind?
2:41 am DD: Act STRAIGHT...uhhhh....ultra thin or ribbed....oh...get a beer
2:43 am RR: I'm a wine guy
2:45 am DD: Thats gay shi!t Joe come on...just do it
2:48 am RR: k...got a Coors
2:51 am DD: that will do
2:59 am RR: should I talk? what should I say
3:02 am DD: don't talk about clothes...act like ur not interested, play hard
3:16 am RR: k...were at this GROSS, CHEAP motel...no one even came out and got my bags for me capital O capital M capital G!
3:18 am DD: we are NOT gay tonight.....keep ur head in the game
3:36 am DD: Joe..what's happening
3:39 am RR: wait a min..were talking
3:40 am DD: NO...about what? dont F@#k this up Joe...no talking
3:43 am RR: K, what you want me to say?
3:44 am DD:...get to the point. tell her u know she didnt bring u here 2 talk
3:44 am DD: say"whats up man whatchu gonna do"
3:45 am RR: it's a girl
3:45 am DD: I know..figur or speech
3:51 am RR: k,shes in the bathroom, should I get naked and bend over when she comes out
3:52 am DD: serioulsy?
3:53 am RR: LMAO..just playing lol
3:54 am RR: K....shold i talk? what do I say
3:55 am DD: NO...talk when
3:56 am RR: while we're doing it...OMG this is so gross
3:56 am DD:...no, just go jeezy on here
3:57 am RR: Jeezy? Jizz on her?????
3:58 am DD: No fool JEEZY the rapper? u know who he is????
3:58 am RR: yea....what about him
3:59 am DD: pretend u r jeezy while doing it...his adlibs
4:00 am DD: "yeaaaaaaaah.....thats riiiiiiggggggghhhh"
4:01 am DD: thats ALL you gotta say
4:05 am DD: Joe
4:27 am DD: JOE...what's going on....u gettin it?
4:36 am DD: whats going on? im assuming ur good...going to bed.
4:41 am RR: that was freaking disgusting
4:42 am DD: U did it?? haaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa My boyYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
4:43 am RR: cant believe u talked me into this
4:43 am DD: go joe, its ur birfday.....YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
4:44 am DD: where is she?
4:45 am RR: shower. i feel like putting hand sanitzer over my entire body...disgusting
4:46 am DD: leave...while she's in the shower..call a cab
4:47 am RR: I cant leave, that's rude
4:48 am DD: u a MAN tonight homie! bounce
4:53 am RR: k..called cab. she wants my number now
4:55 am DD: tell her "I'll c u when I c u"
4:56 am RR: wow, do men really talk to women like that?
4:57 am DD: no,we talk to h@es like that..big difference
4:58 am RR: ha haaaa
4:59 am RR: I told her....lol....she say I used her
5:01 am DD: say "i dont love these h@es"...pronuced "Deezeeee"

http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr359/shg_graphics/epic_win/shg_KidEpicWin.gif

hot damn rr..... :yes: we're now better friends for dada leaking this :laugh

SEND THIS TO THE DAMN CLASSICS NOW!

[RedRage00]

Sorry Rage, but I'm gonna release the texts



1:45 am RR: Dada r u awake? need ur help
1:56 am DD: Im up...U ok? everything alright?
2:01 am RR: Yeah. this chick keeps pushing up on me
2:03 am DD: what u mean? she likes you????
2:06 am RR: OMG YES!!!! ;(
2:10 am DD: lol...does she know?
2:11 am DD: she knows yur on HER team right? lol
2:16 am RR: I dont think so...what should I do
2:21 am DD: hold up...gonna go downstairs. dont wanna wake up wifey
2:23 am DD: where r u
2:31 am RR: n her car..shes driving
2:35 am DD: relax...act normal...well no...not normal
2:36 am RR: Lol. we're at Chevron
2:38 am DD: get c@ndoms...dont let her see though
2:40 am RR: Ewwwww...condoms?? what kind?
2:41 am DD: Act STRAIGHT...uhhhh....ultra thin or ribbed....oh...get a beer
2:43 am RR: I'm a wine guy
2:45 am DD: Thats gay shi!t Joe come on...just do it
2:48 am RR: k...got a Coors
2:51 am DD: that will do
2:59 am RR: should I talk? what should I say
3:02 am DD: don't talk about clothes...act like ur not interested, play hard
3:16 am RR: k...were at this GROSS, CHEAP motel...no one even came out and got my bags for me capital O capital M capital G!
3:18 am DD: we are NOT gay tonight.....keep ur head in the game
3:36 am DD: Joe..what's happening
3:39 am RR: wait a min..were talking
3:40 am DD: NO...about what? dont F@#k this up Joe...no talking
3:43 am RR: K, what you want me to say?
3:44 am DD:...get to the point. tell her u know she didnt bring u here 2 talk
3:44 am DD: say"whats up man whatchu gonna do"
3:45 am RR: it's a girl
3:45 am DD: I know..figur or speech
3:51 am RR: k,shes in the bathroom, should I get naked and bend over when she comes out
3:52 am DD: serioulsy?
3:53 am RR: LMAO..just playing lol
3:54 am RR: K....shold i talk? what do I say
3:55 am DD: NO...talk when
3:56 am RR: while we're doing it...OMG this is so gross
3:56 am DD:...no, just go jeezy on here
3:57 am RR: Jeezy? Jizz on her?????
3:58 am DD: No fool JEEZY the rapper? u know who he is????
3:58 am RR: yea....what about him
3:59 am DD: pretend u r jeezy while doing it...his adlibs
4:00 am DD: "yeaaaaaaaah.....thats riiiiiiggggggghhhh"
4:01 am DD: thats ALL you gotta say
4:05 am DD: Joe
4:27 am DD: JOE...what's going on....u gettin it?
4:36 am DD: whats going on? im assuming ur good...going to bed.
4:41 am RR: that was freaking disgusting
4:42 am DD: U did it?? haaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa My boyYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
4:43 am RR: cant believe u talked me into this
4:43 am DD: go joe, its ur birfday.....YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
4:44 am DD: where is she?
4:45 am RR: shower. i feel like putting hand sanitzer over my entire body...disgusting
4:46 am DD: leave...while she's in the shower..call a cab
4:47 am RR: I cant leave, that's rude
4:48 am DD: u a MAN tonight homie! bounce
4:53 am RR: k..called cab. she wants my number now
4:55 am DD: tell her "I'll c u when I c u"
4:56 am RR: wow, do men really talk to women like that?
4:57 am DD: no,we talk to h@es like that..big difference
4:58 am RR: ha haaaa
4:59 am RR: I told her....lol....she say I used her
5:01 am DD: say "i dont love these h@es"...pronuced "Deezeeee"


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[BDB]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

red...if i saw you right now you would get the biggest no-homo hug i could give anyone. i honestly stopped breathing when i read "jeezy? jizz on her?" :laugh.

my gawd that was beautiful.

[Austin109]

Good god I found some internet gold! I laughed for a solid 5 minutes

Lock it up and classics it now!

[SWMHebron]

This should have come with a disclaimer:

"Do not read at work"

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

:yes:

Classic material, that is!

Rage, welcome to the club sir!:notworthy

[BDB]

This should have come with a disclaimer:

"Do not read at work"

usually this happens to dada..but dada posted it. i'm wondering who's gonna get in trouble at work for this one :laugh

[CoveMom]

usually this happens to dada..but dada posted it. i'm wondering who's gonna get in trouble at work for this one :laugh

My boss got really pissed. I told her to get over it. She did. ;)

[BDB]

My boss got really pissed. I told her to get over it. She did. ;)

i heard no one likes her anyway :P

[BlakeJ]

Sorry Rage, but I'm gonna release the texts



1:45 am RR: Dada r u awake? need ur help
1:56 am DD: Im up...U ok? everything alright?
2:01 am RR: Yeah. this chick keeps pushing up on me
2:03 am DD: what u mean? she likes you????
2:06 am RR: OMG YES!!!! ;(
2:10 am DD: lol...does she know?
2:11 am DD: she knows yur on HER team right? lol
2:16 am RR: I dont think so...what should I do
2:21 am DD: hold up...gonna go downstairs. dont wanna wake up wifey
2:23 am DD: where r u
2:31 am RR: n her car..shes driving
2:35 am DD: relax...act normal...well no...not normal
2:36 am RR: Lol. we're at Chevron
2:38 am DD: get c@ndoms...dont let her see though
2:40 am RR: Ewwwww...condoms?? what kind?
2:41 am DD: Act STRAIGHT...uhhhh....ultra thin or ribbed....oh...get a beer
2:43 am RR: I'm a wine guy
2:45 am DD: Thats gay shi!t Joe come on...just do it
2:48 am RR: k...got a Coors
2:51 am DD: that will do
2:59 am RR: should I talk? what should I say
3:02 am DD: don't talk about clothes...act like ur not interested, play hard
3:16 am RR: k...were at this GROSS, CHEAP motel...no one even came out and got my bags for me capital O capital M capital G!
3:18 am DD: we are NOT gay tonight.....keep ur head in the game
3:36 am DD: Joe..what's happening
3:39 am RR: wait a min..were talking
3:40 am DD: NO...about what? dont F@#k this up Joe...no talking
3:43 am RR: K, what you want me to say?
3:44 am DD:...get to the point. tell her u know she didnt bring u here 2 talk
3:44 am DD: say"whats up man whatchu gonna do"
3:45 am RR: it's a girl
3:45 am DD: I know..figur or speech
3:51 am RR: k,shes in the bathroom, should I get naked and bend over when she comes out
3:52 am DD: serioulsy?
3:53 am RR: LMAO..just playing lol
3:54 am RR: K....shold i talk? what do I say
3:55 am DD: NO...talk when
3:56 am RR: while we're doing it...OMG this is so gross
3:56 am DD:...no, just go jeezy on here
3:57 am RR: Jeezy? Jizz on her?????
3:58 am DD: No fool JEEZY the rapper? u know who he is????
3:58 am RR: yea....what about him
3:59 am DD: pretend u r jeezy while doing it...his adlibs
4:00 am DD: "yeaaaaaaaah.....thats riiiiiiggggggghhhh"
4:01 am DD: thats ALL you gotta say
4:05 am DD: Joe
4:27 am DD: JOE...what's going on....u gettin it?
4:36 am DD: whats going on? im assuming ur good...going to bed.
4:41 am RR: that was freaking disgusting
4:42 am DD: U did it?? haaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa My boyYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
4:43 am RR: cant believe u talked me into this
4:43 am DD: go joe, its ur birfday.....YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
4:44 am DD: where is she?
4:45 am RR: shower. i feel like putting hand sanitzer over my entire body...disgusting
4:46 am DD: leave...while she's in the shower..call a cab
4:47 am RR: I cant leave, that's rude
4:48 am DD: u a MAN tonight homie! bounce
4:53 am RR: k..called cab. she wants my number now
4:55 am DD: tell her "I'll c u when I c u"
4:56 am RR: wow, do men really talk to women like that?
4:57 am DD: no,we talk to h@es like that..big difference
4:58 am RR: ha haaaa
4:59 am RR: I told her....lol....she say I used her
5:01 am DD: say "i dont love these h@es"...pronuced "Deezeeee"


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! This absolutely cannot be real!!!!!!! To F'n funny.

[CoveMom]

i heard no one likes her anyway :P

:rolleyes:

[BDB]

:rolleyes:

:D i kid.

[BlakeJ]

sorry rage, but i'm gonna release the texts



1:45 am rr: Dada r u awake? Need ur help
1:56 am dd: Im up...u ok? Everything alright?
2:01 am rr: Yeah. This chick keeps pushing up on me
2:03 am dd: What u mean? She likes you????
2:06 am rr: Omg yes!!!! ;(
2:10 am dd: Lol...does she know?
2:11 am dd: She knows yur on her team right? Lol
2:16 am rr: I dont think so...what should i do
2:21 am dd: Hold up...gonna go downstairs. Dont wanna wake up wifey
2:23 am dd: Where r u
2:31 am rr: N her car..shes driving
2:35 am dd: Relax...act normal...well no...not normal
2:36 am rr: Lol. We're at chevron
2:38 am dd: Get c@ndoms...dont let her see though
2:40 am rr: Ewwwww...condoms?? What kind?
2:41 am dd: Act straight...uhhhh....ultra thin or ribbed....oh...get a beer
2:43 am rr: I'm a wine guy
2:45 am dd: Thats gay shi!t joe come on...just do it
2:48 am rr: K...got a coors
2:51 am dd: That will do
2:59 am rr: Should i talk? What should i say
3:02 am dd: Don't talk about clothes...act like ur not interested, play hard
3:16 am rr: K...were at this gross, cheap motel...no one even came out and got my bags for me capital o capital m capital g!
3:18 am dd: We are not gay tonight.....keep ur head in the game
3:36 am dd: Joe..what's happening
3:39 am rr: Wait a min..were talking
3:40 am dd: No...about what? Dont f@#k this up joe...no talking
3:43 am rr: K, what you want me to say?
3:44 am dd:...get to the point. Tell her u know she didnt bring u here 2 talk
3:44 am dd: Say"whats up man whatchu gonna do"
3:45 am rr: It's a girl
3:45 am dd: I know..figur or speech
3:51 am rr: K,shes in the bathroom, should i get naked and bend over when she comes out
3:52 am dd: Serioulsy?
3:53 am rr: Lmao..just playing lol
3:54 am rr: K....shold i talk? What do i say
3:55 am dd: No...talk when
3:56 am rr: While we're doing it...omg this is so gross
3:56 am dd:...no, just go jeezy on here
3:57 am rr: Jeezy? Jizz on her?????
3:58 am dd: No fool jeezy the rapper? U know who he is????
3:58 am rr: Yea....what about him
3:59 am dd: Pretend u r jeezy while doing it...his adlibs
4:00 am dd: "yeaaaaaaaah.....thats riiiiiiggggggghhhh"
4:01 am dd: Thats all you gotta say
4:05 am dd: Joe
4:19 am 3 virgins in china were sacrificed to god.
4:27 am dd: Joe...what's going on....u gettin it?
4:36 am dd: Whats going on? Im assuming ur good...going to bed.
4:41 am rr: That was freaking disgusting
4:42 am dd: U did it?? Haaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa my boyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
4:43 am rr: Cant believe u talked me into this
4:43 am dd: Go joe, its ur birfday.....yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
4:44 am dd: Where is she?
4:45 am rr: Shower. I feel like putting hand sanitzer over my entire body...disgusting
4:46 am dd: Leave...while she's in the shower..call a cab
4:47 am rr: I cant leave, that's rude
4:48 am dd: U a man tonight homie! Bounce
4:53 am rr: K..called cab. She wants my number now
4:55 am dd: Tell her "i'll c u when i c u"
4:56 am rr: Wow, do men really talk to women like that?
4:57 am dd: No,we talk to h@es like that..big difference
4:58 am rr: Ha haaaa
4:59 am rr: I told her....lol....she say i used her
5:01 am dd: Say "i dont love these h@es"...pronuced "deezeeee"

fify

[Maroondog]

Classic reading material. :notworthy

[F18mustang]

What a great thread.

[thestud]

win of epic proportions

[yallerjacket2]

What a great thread.

Greatest thread ever, IMO. And that's a fact.

[RedRage00]

I don't think the KTs have seen this yet. :ninja:

[BDB]

I don't think the KTs have seen this yet. :ninja:

i'm goin out in the blaze of glory if this isn't classic'd.

[dada]

I don't think the KTs have seen this yet. :ninja:

KT2K will lock it....and then give me a stern talking to about "acting like a moderator".....:D

[BDB]

KT2K will lock it....and then give me a stern talking to about "acting like a moderator".....:D

well...it's been fun posting here.

[JagFan]

KT2K will lock it....and then give me a stern talking to about "acting like a moderator".....:D

Can't you lock it and put it in the classics?

[JagFan]

well...it's been fun posting here.

In my sternest mom voice. NO you will not do this.

[dada]

Can't you lock it and put it in the classics?

I COULD...but that's like....liking your own facebook status...lol

[BDB]

In my sternest mom voice. NO you will not do this.

in my most aggro-"teen angst" voice. YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!!

[RedRage00]

I COULD...but that's like....liking your own facebook status...lol

Don't let r2 delete this!!!

It's not like "liking" your own status since technically this is my thread :)

[BDB]

Don't let r2 delete this!!!

It's not like "liking" your own status since technically this is my thread :)

touche.

[dada]

Don't let r2 delete this!!!

It's not like "liking" your own status since technically this is my thread :)

I wont......why am I whispering??

[JagFan]

I COULD...but that's like....liking your own facebook status...lol

But you did not start the thread, you contributed (in a huge way) but you were not the starter. So it would not be liking your own stuff if you did it.

[dada]

But you did not start the thread, you contributed (in a huge way) but you were not the starter. So it would not be liking your own stuff if you did it.

True......I'll give it until the end of the day.

[SWMHebron]

To lock and move to Classics is a good thing.

To delete the win of this discussion would be sad.:(

[CoveMom]

True......I'll give it until the end of the day.

ahhhhh.....i see now. the mouse is playing cause the cats are away...


:rofl:

[dada]

ahhhhh.....i see now. the mouse is playing cause the cats are away...


:rofl:

:D.....what he doesnt know....wont hurt him!

[JagFan]

in my most aggro-"teen angst" voice. YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!!

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/m/mad_face-12773.jpg

[farmerfan]

OMG I am still laughing as hard today as I was yesterday. Maybe even more so due to the extra stuff added today. My gosh this has clearly been the best thread of the entire year. I nominate it for a ESPY or a KT or whatever the hell we hand out at the end of the year now :notworthy

[KT2000]

I haven't laughed this hard at a thread since the Dakill rap thread and dada's sipping straight gas from the styrofoam cup. I'll have to remove a few posts from earlier in the thread, but these last few pages are :rofl: .

I wanted yankee to respond before it was eventually locked.

[dada]

I haven't laughed this hard at a thread since the Dakill rap thread and dada's sipping straight gas from the styrofoam cup. I'll have to remove a few posts from earlier in the thread, but these last few pages are :rofl: .

I wanted yankee to respond before it was eventually locked.

Could you tell us which ones will be removed?

I think Yankee has a good sense of humor..

[BlakeJ]

Greatest thread ever, IMO. And that's a fact.

Maxtor....is that you??? :D

[BDB]

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/m/mad_face-12773.jpg

i lol'd.

[BlakeJ]

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/m/mad_face-12773.jpg

Where did you get a picture of my youngest? I get that look when I nay her after asking for an ICEE. :(

[thestud]

OMG I am still laughing as hard today as I was yesterday. Maybe even more so due to the extra stuff added today. My gosh this has clearly been the best thread of the entire year. I nominate it for a ESPY or a KT or whatever the hell we hand out at the end of the year now :notworthy

I'll chuckle every once in awhile at a pic elprez posts, or some funny bass-ackwards joke #1dawg posts, but I have never literally laughed out uncontrollably at anything like I have for the last day and a half

:notworthy <---that's for you RR
:notworthy <---that one is for dada for posting the texts


:rofl::rofl: