Chuck Norris and Hall Of Fame

[ktCarl]

O.K. guys and gals I gots some questions......

1) What is it with Chuck Norris? He gets interjected, occasionally, into threads and was wondering why? Is he a poster on this board? Does he have a son playing 5A football here in Texas? Is he really going to fight Oprah Winfrey?

2) What's the big deal about Hall Of Fame status? Do you get a prize like a tootsie roll pop? If any of my friends knew I had posted over 10,000 times on a high school football forum they would have me raising carrots on a funny farm.

Enlighten me.

[Miss Kitty]

1) Chuck wants to be you. He secretly reads this board to find out how.

2) You are too busy keeping up with your groupies to post that many times.


:D

[jtk1519]

Chuck Norris sees you. You can't see Chuck Norris. If you can see Chuck Norris, you have but seconds to live.

[SeguinMatadors]

Chuck Norris sees you. You can't see Chuck Norris. If you can see Chuck Norris, you have but seconds to live.

Seconds? That is a stretch.:eek:

[bubbacoach]

Chuck Norris is a drag queen.:eek:

If I ever met Chuck in an ally, he would cry like Seguin after another butt whipping on the football field.

[SeguinMatadors]

Chuck Norris is a drag queen.:eek:

Chuck will make you his drag queen.

[stevefoxsc]

chuck is on myspace list and 1 thing about chuck.

His tears can cure cancer, but he never cry's....


2. i personally like the vertran title more but i guess is just a way of saying welcome to the big leagues

[ktCarl]

I have been enlightened.......... I guess.

[lonny23]

I have been enlightened.......... I guess.
Carl,

It's all a joke. There are a lot of sites on the internet that talk about how tough Chuck Norris is. He's an old guy that means nothing to the young people today and that makes him a great person to use in many jokes and comebacks.

[DragonBand06]

Carl,

It's all a joke. There are a lot of sites on the internet that talk about how tough Chuck Norris is. He's an old guy that means nothing to the young people today and that makes him a great person to use in many jokes and comebacks.

You can expect Chuck at your house tonite! :eek:

[bubbacoach]

He is at my house almost everyday, on some infomercial. He is a sissy.

[lonny23]

He is at my house almost everyday, on some infomercial. He is a sissy.
The infomercial is worth watching because of his co-host, Christie Brinkley.

[bubbacoach]

She is as old as he is!

[lonny23]

She is as old as he is!
She still looks good at 51 or 52 like that Bowflex woman.

[bubbacoach]

That is old.

[ktCarl]

I guess Chucky is an old one now but I bet he can kick everyone's *** that posts on this site. He'll be serving chopped Bubba-Que sandwiches to his homeys!! :D

[dragons08]

O.K. guys and gals I gots some questions......

1) What is it with Chuck Norris? He gets interjected, occasionally, into threads and was wondering why? Is he a poster on this board? Does he have a son playing 5A football here in Texas? Is he really going to fight Oprah Winfrey?

2) What's the big deal about Hall Of Fame status? Do you get a prize like a tootsie roll pop? If any of my friends knew I had posted over 10,000 times on a high school football forum they would have me raising carrots on a funny farm.
Enlighten me.
almost none of my friends know about this, but i could care less, they all know i talk A LOT

[jtk1519]

Disrespect of Chuck will not be tolerated. The wind is his steed, the darkness his home and silence his native tongue. He devours fear and embraces pain. The only reason you still breath is because the true warrior enjoys the hunt.

For those that speak ill of Chuck, the bell tolls for thee.

[BAMF cowboy]

Chuck Norris sees you. You can't see Chuck Norris. If you can see Chuck Norris, you have but seconds to live.

It's actually "If you can see Chuck Norries, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you have but seconds to live."

Chuck Norris jokes are overrated, and have already been worn out.

[dragons08]

It's actually "If you can see Chuck Norries, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you have but seconds to live."

Chuck Norris jokes are overrated, and have already been worn out.
yes they sure have..i bet that gets responded with a 'roundhouse kick' type answer...

[Rerun]

http://www.tangsookim.com/images/celeb/norris.JPG

[CKE]

http://www.tangsookim.com/images/celeb/norris.JPG

you know right after they took this pic they had to replace this guys hand with a fake one because every bone in it was broken. true story