View Full Version : Things that guys shouldnt do
Feel free to add on......
1. Ride on Motorcycles together
2. Share Umbrellas
3. Drive a VW Bug or Mazda Miata
4. Tell another guy he's Hot
5.Mount a guy...when not wrestling
6. Dance together
7. rub your buddies shoulders
8. Sit on the Love seat when there is available seating
9. Help each other stretch before games
any more?
jtk1519
02-23-2006, 12:43 PM
10. Use tampons
KT2000
02-23-2006, 12:50 PM
11. Cross legs
12. Listen to Cher
13. Tell another man to "talk about his feelings"
Reaganrattler07
02-23-2006, 12:52 PM
Man, did you all have to go and talk about what Seguin shouldn't do?
JK
11. Cross legs
12. Listen to Cher
13. Tell another man to "talk about his feelings"
o come on kt its ok to express yourself. gone on tell me how you feel im here for you.
Me-knock knock
KT- whos there
Me-your friend and i always will be
ktCarl
02-23-2006, 01:03 PM
14. Watch Oprah Winfrey.
Firebird
02-23-2006, 01:19 PM
It is OK to watch figure skating with your fiance or girlfriend if she insists, but you must make jokes about it. Scratch that. It is ok to watch GIRLS figure skating, it is never OK to watch male figure skating, regardless of how many jokes you make.
It is not OK to wear colors named after foods. Your new sweater is red, not "cranberry".
Men do not have "outfits". They have shirts and pants.
When you go to the movies with another guy, you must leave a seat between you. It is not OK to buy his ticket, or allow him to buy yours.
It is OK to like chocolate, but you must never describe yourself as a "chocaholic".
Your may ONLY have a frozen mixed drink with an umbrella in it under the following circumstances--
1. You are at a genuine beach resort, preferably in a foreign country.
2. You are with a woman in a swimsuit.
3. She is your girlfriend, fiance or wife OR a swimsuit model you met in said foreign country. I
You must never order any mixed drink whatsoever in any REAL bar, or when you are out with the boys. Man up-- drink beer or straight liqour. And you must never order the themed margaritas at Chilis, Applebees, Red Lobster, etc.
Never discuss uniforms while at a sporting event. That theme is only accetable in the offseason, on an internet message board, and even then go easy on it.
COWBOYS DON'T DANCE!!
It is OK to watch figure skating with your fiance or girlfriend if she insists, but you must make jokes about it. Scratch that. It is ok to watch GIRLS figure skating, it is never OK to watch male figure skating, regardless of how many jokes you make.
It is not OK to wear colors named after foods. Your new sweater is red, not "cranberry".
Men do not have "outfits". They have shirts and pants.
When you go to the movies with another guy, you must leave a seat between you. It is not OK to buy his ticket, or allow him to buy yours.
It is OK to like chocolate, but you must never describe yourself as a "chocaholic".
Your may ONLY have a frozen mixed drink with an umbrella in it under the following circumstances--
1. You are at a genuine beach resort, preferably in a foreign country.
2. You are with a woman in a swimsuit.
3. She is your girlfriend, fiance or wife OR a swimsuit model you met in said foreign country. I
You must never order any mixed drink whatsoever in any REAL bar, or when you are out with the boys. Man up-- drink beer or straight liqour. And you must never order the themed margaritas at Chilis, Applebees, Red Lobster, etc.
Never discuss uniforms while at a sporting event. That theme is only accetable in the offseason, on an internet message board, and even then go easy on it.
COWBOYS DON'T DANCE!!
And by no means should you sip your drink with a straw
True story about what you said about guys at the movies. A buddy of mine and myself decide that after coming from a fight party we would go see "Dark Blue" crappy movie with I think Kurt Russel in it. I was riding with him so I told him I left my wallet in the car....he was like "Cool, I got you"...we get to the Movie theater...the last showing of Dark Blue was at 11:10 pm....he goes up and gets two tickets....the girl at the booth gives him the ticket and then say's "Enjoy your date". I was l like oh, hell no...it's not like that and she just smiled. I already said the movie was crappy....so we were the ONLY TWO IN THE THEATER....and not thinking...we went to one of the middle rows and....we're talking about the fight..and other sports while the previews where showing...I was on my cell telling the misses where I was and he was doing the same...the whole time not knowing...we are sitting RIGHT NEXT to each other in an empty theater....the movie is no over is about 12:45 and the girl from the booth walks in I guess to clean up....and there we were...two dudes....sitting together....in an empty theather. I later saw the girl at the grocery store...she asked me where was my "Friend" and laughed.
jtk1519
02-23-2006, 01:53 PM
15. Deny the glorious and angelic hotness that is Jessica Alba. I will personally torture you myself if I catch wind of any man, heterosexual or otherwise, committing this crime.
Slim-Rob
02-23-2006, 05:00 PM
16. Judge other guys pictures
Red Raiders
02-23-2006, 05:48 PM
11. Cross legs
12. Listen to Cher
13. Tell another man to "talk about his feelings"
Crossing legs is ok are for ancient people...
Slim-Rob
02-23-2006, 05:49 PM
guys should not wear SKIRTS (kilts are okay)
Red Raiders
02-23-2006, 05:50 PM
It is OK to watch figure skating with your fiance or girlfriend if she insists, but you must make jokes about it. Scratch that. It is ok to watch GIRLS figure skating, it is never OK to watch male figure skating, regardless of how many jokes you make.
It is not OK to wear colors named after foods. Your new sweater is red, not "cranberry".
Men do not have "outfits". They have shirts and pants.
When you go to the movies with another guy, you must leave a seat between you. It is not OK to buy his ticket, or allow him to buy yours.
It is OK to like chocolate, but you must never describe yourself as a "chocaholic".
Your may ONLY have a frozen mixed drink with an umbrella in it under the following circumstances--
1. You are at a genuine beach resort, preferably in a foreign country.
2. You are with a woman in a swimsuit.
3. She is your girlfriend, fiance or wife OR a swimsuit model you met in said foreign country. I
You must never order any mixed drink whatsoever in any REAL bar, or when you are out with the boys. Man up-- drink beer or straight liqour. And you must never order the themed margaritas at Chilis, Applebees, Red Lobster, etc.
Never discuss uniforms while at a sporting event. That theme is only accetable in the offseason, on an internet message board, and even then go easy on it.
COWBOYS DON'T DANCE!!
Sometimes I go to movie and sit with just my friend because if you're separated from him by 1 seat then people will think you're gay anyway... thats what I heard. Its ok to sit together with your friend... whats wrong with that? were not gay or anything...
Red Raiders
02-23-2006, 05:52 PM
guys should not wear SKIRTS (kilts are okay)
I wouldn't accept kilts in any way, 1 guy at my school wore kilts and whole bunch of people were laughing at him and I thought it was funny too but didn't laugh at him.
Slim-Rob
02-23-2006, 05:53 PM
If there are 3 urinals and one on the edge is being used, guys should not goto the middle one. You must have a 1 urinal space if it is possible.
Red Raiders
02-23-2006, 05:53 PM
Men should never shave on their legs or arms unless its for football.
Men should never straighten their eyebrows with a black marker or whatever you call it.
Firebird
02-23-2006, 05:54 PM
I wouldn't think two dudes that were not sitting next to each other were gay. I GUESS, if you must, it is acceptable to sit next to another dude. But you better not be sharing a Coke or a tub of popcorn.....Movie snack foods should be seperate between two guys.
Red Raiders
02-23-2006, 05:55 PM
If there are 3 urinals and one on the edge is being used, guys should not goto the middle one. You must have a 1 urinal space if it is possible.
Dude, like a week ago, there was 6 to 8 urinals and nobody is using and I was the very left and this guy was right next to me and it pissed me off. I was thinking myself "if he was gay". There is no reason to use it next to me and it sooo piss me off!
Red Raiders
02-23-2006, 05:56 PM
I wouldn't think two dudes that were not sitting next to each other were gay. I GUESS, if you must, it is acceptable to sit next to another dude. But you better not be sharing a Coke or a tub of popcorn.....Movie snack foods should be seperate between two guys.
We werent sharing popcorn or anything, we sat and watch the movie (no we did not hold hands) lol.
Firebird
02-23-2006, 05:56 PM
Lance Armstrong shaved his legs for the Tour de France. So do pretty much all of the Olympic Swimmers, and I guarantee you they aren't getting gay together after the race. I would alter that "No shaving unless its for a sport".
Red Raiders
02-23-2006, 05:57 PM
Lance Armstrong shaved his legs for the Tour de France. So do pretty much all of the Olympic Swimmers, and I guarantee you they aren't getting gay together after the race. I would alter that "No shaving unless its for a sport".
Yes I meant that for all any sports but like Ping Pong, I don't think so...
Red Raiders
02-23-2006, 05:58 PM
Men wearing girl's jean and have a real messed up hair on the back of the head and short on the front.
Firebird
02-23-2006, 06:01 PM
I think that pretty much, if a guy is wearing girls clothes, its safe to say he shouldn't be doing it.
I'm old school, the use of "gel" at all makes you suspect in my book
Slim-Rob
02-23-2006, 06:13 PM
Men wearing girl's jean and have a real messed up hair on the back of the head and short on the front.
OMG how can they wear those tight jeans. If they want tight jeans they make them for guys, but with MORE CROTCH ROOM. Guys should not wear anything that is supposed to be for a female.
Slim-Rob
02-23-2006, 06:14 PM
I think that pretty much, if a guy is wearing girls clothes, its safe to say he shouldn't be doing it.
I'm old school, the use of "gel" at all makes you suspect in my book
LOL, then everyone at Judson would be suspect to you. I don't use gel though, I don't want to be like everyone else....
stevefoxsc
02-23-2006, 06:41 PM
17. Be gay
18. talk like this ( Oh ma gawd hunny i got the cutest shirt from gucci then prada had a major spring sale i couldn't resist, look at my cute new shirt its so hawt oh mu gawd like yea!)
19. Cheer for usc
20. Know Italian designer brand fashions
Slim-Rob
02-23-2006, 06:43 PM
Guys SHOULD NOT:
Take their girlfriends to Hooters. You might get in trouble:D
HIT A WOMAN (unless she has a weapon aimed at you....)
Guys SHOULD NOT:
Take their girlfriends to Hooters. You might get in trouble:D
HIT A WOMAN (unless she has a weapon aimed at you....)
not true the last 2 girl friends i had loved hooters
Guys should never date another friends ex GF
Slim-Rob
02-23-2006, 06:49 PM
not true the last 2 girl friends i had loved hooters
Guys should never date another friends ex GF
The food may be good, but she might get mad at you for looking at the waitresses. Even though you have to otherwise you won't know their name and you wouldn't be able to order if you didnt look at them...
SeguinMatadors
02-23-2006, 06:49 PM
not true the last 2 girl friends i had loved hooters
Guys should never date another friends ex GF
Guys should never date an XGF's best friend.:eek:
Guys should never date an XGF's best friend.:eek:
im going to pretend i didnt hear that
Slim-Rob
02-23-2006, 06:58 PM
im going to pretend i didnt hear that
same here
Reaganrattler07
02-23-2006, 06:58 PM
OMG how can they wear those tight jeans. If they want tight jeans they make them for guys, but with MORE CROTCH ROOM. Guys should not wear anything that is supposed to be for a female.
Yeah, there's this guy I knew who I had class with in first semester who wore chick jeans.....we were all convinced he didn't need a lot of room between the legs....
Slim-Rob
02-23-2006, 07:00 PM
Yeah, there's this guy I knew who I had class with in first semester who wore chick jeans.....we were all convinced he didn't need a lot of room between the legs....
It would bother me all day to not have any "between the leg" room. I would have to cut a hole in the bottom of the jeans, and I think that is out of dress code, and would fall under the indecsent exposure laws....
Reaganrattler07
02-23-2006, 07:05 PM
It would bother me all day to not have any "between the leg" room. I would have to cut a hole in the bottom of the jeans, and I think that is out of dress code, and would fall under the indecsent exposure laws....
I would have to hop around or something.....or I'd just try and stretch my legs outward and end up splitting my pants....
AZTiger
02-23-2006, 07:22 PM
Who said guys shouldn't dance? It definitely is impessive to a girl to two step her right out the building and into your bedroom ;)
I'm surprised "guys shouldnt go tanning" hasn't made the list yet. I have a confession...I've done it :( My ex put me up to it, and to be honest, I need it, I'm whitey.
Guys should never wax their eyebrows, or go out in public looking like this...
http://tproxy.guardster.com/proxy.php/333034303000e18c9292022b7dfddccae282c4e4545d4b6373 bdb27cbd9c9cbcf214bdbcd4127d030363030b7d73637d4b4b 7d20cbc4c212a8243e472fab201d00
Reaganrattler07
02-23-2006, 07:23 PM
To be quite honest....I don't think that's all that bad. Except for the 30 bottles of hair gel they probably used. But that's not too bad....
SeguinMatadors
02-23-2006, 07:24 PM
Who said guys shouldn't dance? It definitely is impessive to a girl to two step her right out the building and into your bedroom ;)
I'm surprised "guys shouldnt go tanning" hasn't made the list yet. I have a confession...I've done it :( My ex put me up to it, and to be honest, I need it, I'm whitey.
Guys should never wax their eyebrows, or go out in public looking like this...
http://tproxy.guardster.com/proxy.php/333034303000e18c9292022b7dfddccae282c4e4545d4b6373 bdb27cbd9c9cbcf214bdbcd4127d030363030b7d73637d4b4b 7d20cbc4c212a8243e472fab201d00
What a bunch of faggots.
I have beem tanning too.. no shame.
AZTiger
02-23-2006, 07:27 PM
the shirts are cool, the Sonic the Hedgehog hair not so much. And I bet they're wearing make up. Popping the collar is never cool....NEVER
Apparently in Jersey that is the style, it's called "hotti" style...google it
garlandowl08
02-23-2006, 07:32 PM
What if you are forced to do these things to join an organization...I was thinking a frat or something but frats kind of suck so i dunno...maybe a team of some sort.
Red Raiders
02-23-2006, 07:34 PM
What a bunch of faggots.
I have beem tanning too.. no shame.
omg i thought the same way you did, they are faggots, thinking their so cool but there not because they drink!
Red Raiders
02-23-2006, 07:36 PM
Who said guys shouldn't dance? It definitely is impessive to a girl to two step her right out the building and into your bedroom ;)
I'm surprised "guys shouldnt go tanning" hasn't made the list yet. I have a confession...I've done it :( My ex put me up to it, and to be honest, I need it, I'm whitey.
Guys should never wax their eyebrows, or go out in public looking like this...
http://tproxy.guardster.com/proxy.php/333034303000e18c9292022b7dfddccae282c4e4545d4b6373 bdb27cbd9c9cbcf214bdbcd4127d030363030b7d73637d4b4b 7d20cbc4c212a8243e472fab201d00
I know 1 person who had a black pencil or whatever you call it make it look like hispanic girls or to cut some part of eyebrows. Similar to waxxing eyebrows to make it straight.
And all these guys in the picture are faggots...
Slim-Rob
02-23-2006, 07:38 PM
Why does the dude on the far left have his head on another guys shoulder???? ***
Red Raiders
02-23-2006, 07:39 PM
Why does the dude on the far left have his head on another guys shoulder???? ***
hahaha yes I know, I am serious, they are the biggest **** i ever seen! what i think is that most girls don't accept these guys... who knows?
Reaganrattler07
02-23-2006, 07:44 PM
the shirts are cool, the Sonic the Hedgehog hair not so much. And I bet they're wearing make up. Popping the collar is never cool....NEVER
Apparently in Jersey that is the style, it's called "hotti" style...google it
I gotta agree with AZTiger on this one.....
Slim-Rob
02-23-2006, 07:45 PM
guys should not listen to Usher without their girl around.....
Firebird
02-23-2006, 09:40 PM
I never said guys don't dance, I said REAL COWBOYS don't dance. I stand by that.
Fake tanning, or tanning bed tanning, is a big no for guys, I'm sorry but it just is.
For that matter, taking "group pictures" with a bunch of dudes is a no for guys, unless it is your team sports picture. If it's not, there better be some girls in there.
Guys should also never discuss fashion with other dudes at any point in time. When it comes to fashion, in high school I listened to my mom, now my fiance calls the shots. When I am alone, its boots, jeans (shorts and Nike's when its Valley Summer), and t-shirts, as God meant it.
Red Raiders
02-23-2006, 10:17 PM
I never said guys don't dance, I said REAL COWBOYS don't dance. I stand by that.
Fake tanning, or tanning bed tanning, is a big no for guys, I'm sorry but it just is.
For that matter, taking "group pictures" with a bunch of dudes is a no for guys, unless it is your team sports picture. If it's not, there better be some girls in there.
Guys should also never discuss fashion with other dudes at any point in time. When it comes to fashion, in high school I listened to my mom, now my fiance calls the shots. When I am alone, its boots, jeans (shorts and Nike's when its Valley Summer), and t-shirts, as God meant it.
Well.... I am very tan and you calling me gay? because I been swimming almost everyday because its fun not because I come out there and tan. But I agree with you 1 part that guys should never go to a tanning bed. Sometimes I lay down by the pool because it feels good in the summer (especially in 100 degrees when I get out of the pool). My skin looks like a surfer because I got it from my family and they all surf. Don't expect that to be gay and I am born that way (no I am not a mexican).
Firebird
02-23-2006, 10:20 PM
Back when I used to work as a lifeguard at an outdoor pool, I used to get pretty dark myself. Tan is OK as long as it comes from God's own sunlight. But going to a tanning bed, or what's worse, using the fake stuff, is not something men should do. I'm not saying its GAY per se, just not something men should do.
Firebird
02-23-2006, 10:22 PM
In all seriousness, be careful with your skin. I am still a young guy, and I had to get a little tumor removed already. It was a sobering experience. Trust me, a good tan in high school is NOT worth skin cancer later.
dragons08
02-23-2006, 10:22 PM
d08 doesnt tan, i tan farely well by just being out in the sun
Red Raiders
02-23-2006, 10:23 PM
Back when I used to work as a lifeguard at an outdoor pool, I used to get pretty dark myself. Tan is OK as long as it comes from God's own sunlight. But going to a tanning bed, or what's worse, using the fake stuff, is not something men should do. I'm not saying its GAY per se, just not something men should do.
I totally agree with you.
Red Raiders
02-23-2006, 10:24 PM
In all seriousness, be careful with your skin. I am still a young guy, and I had to get a little tumor removed already. It was a sobering experience. Trust me, a good tan in high school is NOT worth skin cancer later.
Yes I def. need to be careful with my skin because my dad already got skin cancer from out surfing when he was younger so I am probably going to get it. I only used sunscreen 1 time in the wholeeeee summer which is not good for me but not 1 time sunburn.
dragons08
02-23-2006, 10:26 PM
Yes I def. need to be careful with my skin because my dad already got skin cancer from out surfing when he was younger so I am probably going to get it. I only used sunscreen 1 time in the wholeeeee summer which is not good for me but not 1 time sunburn.
i dont use lotion at all, i dont burn, its AWESOME
Red Raiders
02-23-2006, 10:27 PM
i dont use lotion at all, i dont burn, its AWESOME
Yep we sure are lucky and I know all of my friends get sunburn and I don't. I know how sunburn feels and I hate it. I hate using lotion or whatever because sometime it would make a white mark on your skin. But right now, my skin is light tan right now because I haven't been outside in the sun since maybe october, I soooo hate cold weather and I prefer hot most of the time of the year so I can swim everyday!
Firebird
02-23-2006, 10:29 PM
Even if you don't burn you a tan is still technically skin damage. If you don't burn easily, you are less susceptible for cancer, but it can still happen. Trust me, I have learned WAY more about skin cancer than I ever wanted to know. I hated putting of lotion too, but now I am fanatical about it. Good night ya'll.
dragons08
02-23-2006, 10:30 PM
Yep we sure are lucky and I know all of my friends get sunburn and I don't. I know how sunburn feels and I hate it. I hate using lotion or whatever because sometime it would make a white mark on your skin. But right now, my skin is light tan right now because I haven't been outside in the sun since maybe october, I soooo hate cold weather and I prefer hot most of the time of the year so I can swim everyday!
i dont use lotion, because i hate that smell, then the feel of it on your skin, all slimy..i prefer my normal skin
Red Raiders
02-23-2006, 10:32 PM
i dont use lotion, because i hate that smell, then the feel of it on your skin, all slimy..i prefer my normal skin
Haha true but the smell ain't bad at all but maybe you should try to taste it THATS BAD RIGHT THERE! haha
dragons08
02-23-2006, 10:35 PM
Haha true but the smell ain't bad at all but maybe you should try to taste it THATS BAD RIGHT THERE! haha
yeah, it tastes HORRIBLE..."at least put some on your face" "ahh no way, it tastes horrible!"
Red Raiders
02-23-2006, 10:40 PM
yeah, it tastes HORRIBLE..."at least put some on your face" "ahh no way, it tastes horrible!"
same taste as paintball, lol.
Ahh this is my last post then I am off to Fort Worth at 7 for the school trip.
cougardude
02-24-2006, 05:27 AM
Sounds like this thread should have been titled "Homophobia". ;)
ktCarl
02-24-2006, 07:11 AM
Men should never shave on their legs or arms unless its for football.
Men should never straighten their eyebrows with a black marker or whatever you call it.
Oh. yeah? Arnold Schwarznegger shaves his legs, chest, arms and back as do all bodybuilders. Go to a 250lb bodybuilder and tell him to quit shaving his legs. He'll pinch your head off your neck.
You're right on the mark with the eyebrow comments. Yechhhhhh!!!!
ktCarl
02-24-2006, 07:15 AM
If there are 3 urinals and one on the edge is being used, guys should not goto the middle one. You must have a 1 urinal space if it is possible.
So you pee in your pants or pull one guy away from his urinal?
Don't make it too difficult to be a man.
ktCarl
02-24-2006, 07:25 AM
i dont use lotion, because i hate that smell, then the feel of it on your skin, all slimy..i prefer my normal skin
But you're a Dragon?! You're already slimey! :D
guys should not listen to Usher without their girl around.....
Two guys in a car should not listen to love songs
Slim-Rob
02-24-2006, 08:01 PM
So you pee in your pants or pull one guy away from his urinal?
Don't make it too difficult to be a man.
I guess you didn't read the full post. I said you must have 1 open urinal "if it is possible" If there are 3 urinals and 2 are in use just don't look around.
Slim-Rob
02-24-2006, 08:01 PM
Two guys in a car should not listen to love songs
exactly
Packattack94
02-28-2006, 07:33 PM
I agree with Cougardude, this should be the homophobe thread. You all talk about what some "guys" shouldn't do, but you were talking about tanning.
I just have one question, Are you all gay? If you say no, YOU HAD TO TRY ITto find out you didn't like it.(just like cabbage, you had to try it to see if you liked it)
Slim-Rob
02-28-2006, 07:40 PM
I agree with Cougardude, this should be the homophobe thread. You all talk about what some "guys" shouldn't do, but you were talking about tanning.
I just have one question, Are you all gay? If you say no, YOU HAD TO TRY ITto find out you didn't like it.(just like cabbage, you had to try it to see if you liked it)
I have don't like salad and I have never tried it. I don't have a problem with gay people, if they leave me alone.
The peeing with 1 open urinal, if possible, is a respect thing to me.
Packattack94
02-28-2006, 07:42 PM
I have don't like salad and I have never tried it. I don't have a problem with gay people, if they leave me alone.
The peeing with 1 open urinal, if possible, is a respect thing to me.
So how do you know you don't like salad if you've tried it?:confused:
Slim-Rob
02-28-2006, 07:52 PM
So how do you know you don't like salad if you've tried it?:confused:
Because. I don't like stuff like that. In fact, the only vegitables I really eat are green beans and peas. If someone makes spinach I'll eat it too
stevefoxsc
02-28-2006, 09:34 PM
Guy's should never hold another guys hand!
Slim-Rob
02-28-2006, 09:41 PM
Guy's should never hold another guys hand!
word
vBulletin® v3.8.7, Copyright ©2000-2012, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.