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dada
02-22-2006, 01:14 PM
We all know its the off-season. Work is slow so I sit at my desk and think of crazy things. I was thinking....if you were in a bar fight and you could choose any 3 drinking buddies you wanted....who would they be? You can't use Chuck Norris...that's cheating.

I think I would go with:
Chuck Lidell
Russel Crowe
Ami from Miami Ink.(or Travis barker)

We would down a few and kick a little a@@!

Miss Kitty
02-22-2006, 01:40 PM
That's easy.......

Lonny (because he would be the sober one and would keep me from doing something stupid)
My brother (because he is 6'9", 420 lbs., and just plain mean especially when someone messes with his little sister)
And any P.M.S.ing woman in the place (there is nothing meaner) :D

dada
02-22-2006, 01:44 PM
That's easy.......

Lonny (because he would be the sober one and would keep me from doing something stupid)
My brother (because he is 6'9", 420 lbs., and just plain mean especially when someone messes with his little sister)
And any P.M.S.ing woman in the place (there is nothing meaner) :D
6'9 420?? I think I'd rather pick on Lonny.

CKE
02-22-2006, 01:50 PM
here's my list


1. mike vallely(all around bad boy skater)
2. wides BETTER half(you have to be a bad a$$ to marry that guy):p
3.RVGbadboy(because hes from the valley and everyone punks out to valley people):rolleyes: :p

SeguinMatadors
02-22-2006, 01:52 PM
My best friend Jay because we are boys like that and I know he would take a bullet for me. Plus he is pretty big at 6'6-6'7ish.

Jackie Chan because he can pull some ****.

50 cent because I know he would be strapped incase we were outmatched.:p

bubbacoach
02-22-2006, 01:53 PM
My Dad.
My three little sisters. (They are tougher than just about any guy I know)

Wait it already happened and we came out ok.

AZTiger
02-22-2006, 02:06 PM
Horace Gracie
David Lee (ktchamp knows the guy, he was our "wedge buster" on special teams, just one looney dude, you know the guy you never get a read on but you know he's got a screw loose)
Brad Pitt's "Pikey" character from Snatch :)

jtk1519
02-22-2006, 02:13 PM
I would pick...

wide-e-wide
Mike Leach
Vern Troyer (Anybody else see his infamous drunk episode on The Surreal Life?)

We would get our butts whipped in any kind of fight, but something tells me I would be laughing so hard that I wouldn't care.

AZTiger
02-22-2006, 02:19 PM
i was gonna say, if you want backup, maybe you should go with listeater :)

and yes, the mini me drunk was the best surreal life episode ever...despite that season sucking. best season was with erik estrada, vanilla ice, trishelle, and others...

RedRage00
02-22-2006, 02:22 PM
Miss Kitty's bro EEK!
Seguins bud EEK!
Lonny (sober reasons Lol)

SeguinMatadors
02-22-2006, 02:31 PM
Guy I wouldn't take to a fight under any circumstances.. D08.

dada
02-22-2006, 02:32 PM
Guy I wouldn't take to a fight under any circumstances.. D08.
Why not....you may need someone to take stray punches!:D

CKE
02-22-2006, 02:34 PM
Guy I wouldn't take to a fight under any circumstances.. D08.

agreed

jtk1519
02-22-2006, 02:36 PM
i was gonna say, if you want backup, maybe you should go with listeater :)

and yes, the mini me drunk was the best surreal life episode ever...despite that season sucking. best season was with erik estrada, vanilla ice, trishelle, and others...

I guess we might stand some kind of chance in a fight. Something tells me wide has a temper. Leach has his pirate swords and we could all jump on Vern's scooter for the get-away.

SeguinMatadors
02-22-2006, 02:38 PM
Why not....you may need someone to take stray punches!:D

I have a good heart... it would affect my fighting to see him over there being pummled.:p

SeguinMatadors
02-22-2006, 02:39 PM
agreed

lol.. God bless DO8's soul if he ever gets in a fight.

dada
02-22-2006, 02:40 PM
I have a good heart... it would affect my fighting to see him over there being pummled.:p
He wouldnt mind...I think he's a "Team Player". It's like seeing a dead dog in a road...as you approach it you say "Awwwwwhhhh"...then you move on.

CKE
02-22-2006, 02:46 PM
He wouldnt mind...I think he's a "Team Player". It's like seeing a dead dog in a road...as you approach it you say "Awwwwwhhhh"...then you move on.

OMG MY STOMACH HURTS THAT WAS TO FUNNY....................GREATEST POST EVER

SeguinMatadors
02-22-2006, 02:49 PM
He wouldnt mind...I think he's a "Team Player". It's like seeing a dead dog in a road...as you approach it you say "Awwwwwhhhh"...then you move on.

lmao! Exactly.

Nice sig CKE

dada
02-22-2006, 02:51 PM
OMG MY STOMACH HURTS THAT WAS TO FUNNY....................GREATEST POST EVER
As my son would say, "Thats the circle of Life"

CKE
02-22-2006, 02:51 PM
As my son would say, "Thats the circle of Life"

LOL STOP I CANT BREATH IM NOT KIDDING

Miss Kitty
02-22-2006, 02:54 PM
Now, Y'all need to quit picking on my boy while he is not here to defend himself. You never know. He may just have a secret weapon that would help him kick all of y'alls butts. ;)

dada
02-22-2006, 03:03 PM
Now, Y'all need to quit picking on my boy while he is not here to defend himself. You never know. He may just have a secret weapon that would help him kick all of y'alls butts. ;)
I did hear he could run fast....maybe thats his defense mechanism

SeguinMatadors
02-22-2006, 03:06 PM
I did hear he could run fast....maybe thats his defense mechanism

He can run fast for a band kid... so he probably runs a 5.2.

dada
02-22-2006, 03:08 PM
He can run fast for a band kid... so he probably runs a 5.2.
EVEN BETTER. All that means is that if we were running from a group of guys, all I have to do is run a 5.1. lol....I don't have to outrun them, just D08.

By the way...is that 40 time with or without his trusty Flute?

Miss Kitty
02-22-2006, 03:09 PM
What is he.....the sacrificial lamb? :(

dada
02-22-2006, 03:11 PM
What is he.....the sacrificial lamb? :(
I wouldn't say that....more like....the other two guys' first line of defense, a speed bump....early warning system....a decoy.

Miss Kitty
02-22-2006, 03:12 PM
You just called that boy a speed bump. You are so wrong for that. LOL

SeguinMatadors
02-22-2006, 03:12 PM
EVEN BETTER. All that means is that if we were running from a group of guys, all I have to do is run a 5.1. lol....I don't have to outrun them, just D08.

By the way...is that 40 time with or without his trusty Flute?

I think that 40 time is minus his flute... probably a 5.4 with it.

LMFAO! You make a valid point... he might be a good guy to keep around in a fight for a few reasons.

1) No matter how bad you get beat up he will always get beat up worse.
2) If you start losing... you and your crew take off running and D08 gets caught and beat up because he is slow.

SeguinMatadors
02-22-2006, 03:13 PM
I wouldn't say that....more like....the other two guys' first line of defense, a speed bump....early warning system....a decoy.

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dada
02-22-2006, 03:14 PM
I think that 40 time is minus his flute... probably a 5.4 with it.

LMFAO! You make a valid point... he might be a good guy to keep around in a fight for a few reasons.

1) No matter how bad you get beat up he will always get beat up worse.
2) If you start losing... you and your crew take off running and D08 gets caught and beat up because he is slow.
Or once the other guys beat the crap out of him....they may not be as angry anymore and you can actually talk to them after they've released some stress and calmed down a bit.

CKE
02-22-2006, 03:15 PM
man it is going to be so funny when DO8 gets back...................... i wonder what he will say:confused:

SeguinMatadors
02-22-2006, 03:17 PM
Or once the other guys beat the crap out of him....they may not be as angry anymore and you can actually talk to them after they've released some stress and calmed down a bit.

Very true. Plus, if anyone see's the fight and you lose he would deflect the attention... they would forget all about you and just talk about the kid who they sent airlife for because he got is skull fractured. So it will help your ego and prevent the dreaded "You got your *** kicked" by peers.

CKE
02-22-2006, 03:17 PM
HES ON :eek:

Miss Kitty
02-22-2006, 03:19 PM
I'm telling you. Never underestimate a band kid with a sax. They make good weapons.

CKE
02-22-2006, 03:23 PM
coolest, whats with the sig?
look what he put in another thread lmao

Miss Kitty
02-22-2006, 03:27 PM
LOL....that is so wrong....LOL

Y'all just wait....he will be here soon and then....whew! LOL:D

dragons08
02-22-2006, 03:29 PM
Guy I wouldn't take to a fight under any circumstances.. D08.
thats just cold dude..come on i dont drink, so first off i'll be sober..

then i can tell some jokes, and the drunk will laugh

then hes laughing so hard, his stomach kills, and one kick/punch will do it!:D

d08 has strong legs from soccer!:cool:

lonny23
02-22-2006, 03:29 PM
OK, if it comes down to me fighting, I'm taking 3 women who have a little spunk in them.

Miss Kitty
ktfiend
Tigerjag

Miss Kitty will take up for me and the other 2 seem like they're always ready to throw down!:D

CKE
02-22-2006, 03:30 PM
AHHHHHHHH HES HERE:eek:

dragons08
02-22-2006, 03:31 PM
i can almost guarentee im faster than most of you on here

i'll get a 40 time soon enough

lonny23
02-22-2006, 03:32 PM
AHHHHHHHH HES HERE:eek:
He rarely leaves!:D

SeguinMatadors
02-22-2006, 03:32 PM
thats just cold dude..come on i dont drink, so first off i'll be sober..

:

Seguin doesn't drink either... and he can fight.

Miss Kitty
02-22-2006, 03:32 PM
OK, if it comes down to me fighting, I'm taking 3 women who have a little spunk in them.

Miss Kitty
ktfiend
Tigerjag

Miss Kitty will take up for me and the other 2 seem like they're always ready to throw down!:D


LOL...You already have us Katy Women pegged. We are some spunky chicks. :D

dragons08
02-22-2006, 03:32 PM
Now, Y'all need to quit picking on my boy while he is not here to defend himself. You never know. He may just have a secret weapon that would help him kick all of y'alls butts. ;)
see miss kitty=coolest person ever

i knew you were cool for a reason :cool:

ktCarl
02-22-2006, 03:33 PM
Yoda

Any Sumo Wrestler

Pee Wee Herman

dragons08
02-22-2006, 03:33 PM
Seguin doesn't drink either... and he can fight.
so can i belive it or not..

almost was a black belt back in the day..quit when i was 10-11ish

Miss Kitty
02-22-2006, 03:34 PM
Seguin doesn't drink either... and he can fight.


And you should be afraid of any person who is sober and yet talks about himself in the third person. :D

Miss Kitty
02-22-2006, 03:40 PM
see miss kitty=coolest person ever

i knew you were cool for a reason :cool:


Thank you, I was trying. But these guys are tough. ;)

SeguinMatadors
02-22-2006, 03:41 PM
And you should be afraid of any person who is sober and yet talks about himself in the third person. :D

One has to be an outstanding person to talk about himself in the third person as Seguin does.

lonny23
02-22-2006, 03:41 PM
LOL...You already have us Katy Women pegged. We are some spunky chicks. :D
I was thinking a few days ago that it's no wonder the Katy football team is so good because the moms are tough!:D You guys talk about fighting, breaking the rules, and going to jail!:D

pack0808
02-22-2006, 03:43 PM
That's easy.......

Lonny (because he would be the sober one and would keep me from doing something stupid)
My brother (because he is 6'9", 420 lbs., and just plain mean especially when someone messes with his little sister)
And any P.M.S.ing woman in the place (there is nothing meaner) :D



6'9 420!! :eek: Heart attack comes to mind if he was going to get in a bar fight. That is a big big man though.

CKE
02-22-2006, 03:45 PM
i can almost guarentee im faster than most of you on here

i'll get a 40 time soon enough

i can promise your not faster than me.

lonny23
02-22-2006, 03:45 PM
6'9 420!! :eek: Heart attack comes to mind if he was going to get in a bar fight. That is a big big man though.
I thought you had him at 390 one time, MK. Where did the other 30 pounds come from?

dragons08
02-22-2006, 03:45 PM
Thank you, I was trying. But these guys are tough. ;)
not as tough as our tag-team effort though :cool:

dragons08
02-22-2006, 03:46 PM
i can promise your not faster than me.
i know your a burner

you played football

CKE
02-22-2006, 03:47 PM
i know your a burner

you played football

lol a burner never heard that befor

SeguinMatadors
02-22-2006, 03:47 PM
i can promise your not faster than me.

Me either... but I am certainly not faster than Cool.. dude is a burner.

Miss Kitty
02-22-2006, 03:49 PM
I thought you had him at 390 one time, MK. Where did the other 30 pounds come from?

His wifes cooking I imagine. Either that or the weight room. Plus I asked him today. :D

dragons08
02-22-2006, 03:49 PM
lol a burner never heard that befor
speedster?

i usually use the term burner to talk about speed..burning fast ya know?

Miss Kitty
02-22-2006, 03:51 PM
I was thinking a few days ago that it's no wonder the Katy football team is so good because the moms are tough!:D You guys talk about fighting, breaking the rules, and going to jail!:D


Yeah but we hold fund raisers to raise bail money just in case...so it'a all good. :D

CKE
02-22-2006, 03:51 PM
speedster?

i usually use the term burner to talk about speed..burning fast ya know?

lol i know what you ment just never heard it

Tigerjag
02-22-2006, 09:32 PM
I was thinking a few days ago that it's no wonder the Katy football team is so good because the moms are tough!:D You guys talk about fighting, breaking the rules, and going to jail!:D

And yet I'm the only one of your 3 picks who actually had football players! (It's a state of mind, it's in the air and water. ;) )

You realize, of course, that if you, me, 'fiend & Kitty were in a bar and got in a fight, it would probably be because of something one of us "spunky" moms said, don't you? I promise you, the three of us could get our cell phones out and call the cops (or an attorney) faster than anyone!

PS: I'd be the sober one. :D

dragons08
02-22-2006, 09:38 PM
And yet I'm the only one of your 3 picks who actually had football players! (It's a state of mind, it's in the air and water. ;) )

You realize, of course, that if you, me, 'fiend & Kitty were in a bar and got in a fight, it would probably be because of something one of us "spunky" moms said, don't you? I promise you, the three of us could get our cell phones out and call the cops (or an attorney) faster than anyone!

PS: I'd be the sober one. :D
you guys must be frequent callers of 911?? just hit redial?

Miss Kitty
02-22-2006, 09:42 PM
See this is why she is the sober one. Feind and I would have just called a bail bondsman. :D

Tigerjag
02-22-2006, 09:44 PM
you guys must be frequent callers of 911?? just hit redial?

No.

Tigerjag
02-22-2006, 09:52 PM
See this is why she is the sober one. Feind and I would have just called a bail bondsman. :D

http://tinypic.com/ddf1fo.gif Okay, I'll add that to the list.

dragons08
02-22-2006, 09:54 PM
tigerjag, you post on that katy board correct?

the username looks familiar over there

Miss Kitty
02-22-2006, 09:57 PM
Jag is the Smiley-meister of the other board.

dragons08
02-22-2006, 09:58 PM
Jag is the Smiley-meister of the other board.
oh right on, im trying to figure who's a familiar name ya know?

slorch
02-22-2006, 09:58 PM
my picks would be

Droopy Dog, cause nobody's cooler under pressure and he kicks butt!

Larry Allen, cause benching a volkwagon is just damned impressive and he is just plain NASTY!

Nolan Ryan- can you say noogie!!!

FairCat
02-22-2006, 10:18 PM
Shawn ferrington from Ball high
Jr ferrington from ball high
thats it

Tigerjag
02-22-2006, 10:34 PM
tigerjag, you post on that katy board correct?

the username looks familiar over there

Yes. I'm the one that calls you draggin8.

dragons08
02-22-2006, 10:40 PM
Yes. I'm the one that calls you draggin8.
haha creative, may i ask why?

lonny23
02-22-2006, 10:56 PM
His wifes cooking I imagine. Either that or the weight room. Plus I asked him today. :D
That's some good cooking if you can go from 390 to 420. That's not easy.

lonny23
02-22-2006, 10:58 PM
Yeah but we hold fund raisers to raise bail money just in case...so it'a all good. :D
Don't forget about attorney fees. They can get costly. I know!:mad:

lonny23
02-22-2006, 10:59 PM
And yet I'm the only one of your 3 picks who actually had football players! (It's a state of mind, it's in the air and water. ;) )

You realize, of course, that if you, me, 'fiend & Kitty were in a bar and got in a fight, it would probably be because of something one of us "spunky" moms said, don't you? I promise you, the three of us could get our cell phones out and call the cops (or an attorney) faster than anyone!

PS: I'd be the sober one. :D
Kitty counts somewhat because she wanted to play football and is raising one that wants to play football.

Tigerjag
02-23-2006, 12:05 AM
haha creative, may i ask why?

Just because when I see your name, that's what I read. At first I read it draginsolate, but it's evolved to draggin8. There are a lot of user names I interpret differently, like wide-e-wide was always Double Wide.

lonny23
02-23-2006, 12:06 AM
Just because when I see your name, that's what I read. At first I read it draginsolate, but it's evolved to draggin8. There are a lot of user names I interpret differently, like wide-e-wide was always Double Wide.
He was a little pudgy!:p

KT2000
02-23-2006, 07:04 AM
My fight partners:

Ron Artest
Nolan Ryan
Kyle Turley

Miss Kitty
02-23-2006, 07:12 AM
That's some good cooking if you can go from 390 to 420. That's not easy.

I was wrong when I first told you silly. I was guessing.