I have discovered a new realm of sexy...

[jtk1519]

...and I can't believe it took me this long.

I went with a very attractive co-worker to my favorite cigar bar last night (her willingness to go with me now leads me to question her sanity, but the gloriousness of her butt makes her sanity irrelevant). This place has always been one of my favorite hang outs. They have an amazing selection of cigars with some of the plushest leather coaches around. Big screen TV, BYOB, cigars, leather... How does it get any better? Woman... that's how.

Let me first say that I don't consider myself a "smoker". I have tried and hate cigarettes and I'm not fond of the smell following those that do smoke them. I find attractive women smoking cigarettes to be a huge turn-off. I do however love cigars. I just don't smoke them very often at all so I don't consider myself a smoker.

Anyway, so were sitting on one of the couches discussing the political, economic and environmental pros and cons of the Kyoto Protocol. I have quite possibly the coldest bottle of Shiner in existence in one hand and a freshly lit and oh so aromatic Dominican slowly burning in the other. In between sips of my cold beer and gentle puffs of my smooth cigar, I speak with the intelligence and relevance of George Will while exuding the sophisticated confidence of a pudgy Cary Grant (I could use this time to talk about the kick-a** pinstripe sportcoat I'm wearing but I fear as though that would be another five paragraphs).

It is at this point that my mind turns from giving myself a standing ovation for the brilliant sentence I just uttered (which is now lost to me) and begins to focus even more on her as she gracefully cuts and lights up a cigar of her own to accompany the equally cold Shiner gracing her sensually smooth hand. Suddenly, I come crashing back down to Earth and feel like out-matched trailer trash as I watched her handle her beverage and cigar with a kind of elegance I haven't seen since Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

I was fully prepared to engage in what I expected to a be a brilliant and thought provoking diatribe on the current administration's environmental policy, but my senses were overwhelmed as I realized that a woman smoking a cigar is quite possibly the sexiest thing since Jessica Alba in a bikini. What was, up until that point, a very interesting and eloquent debate turned into me staring at her like a 4th grader stares at that hot teacher down the hall, all while losing my train of thought and mumbling incoherently until we decided to take things outside and walk the city streets for a while.

Gentleman, I will not advocate smoking or the purchase of tobacco products, but what I have discovered here, defies logical explanation. I share with you my discovery in hopes that you too will do as I did and find another way to be in awe of and enjoy the female species.

[GoOwls]

I gotta go clean up............:D

[CKE]

so what the hell happened did you.......................you know

[slorch]

I don't believe you were smoking tobacco(see Ricky Williams) if you were that eloquent and debonair.:D

[slorch]

so what the hell happened did you.......................you know
only from a pimp...

[jtk1519]

so what the hell happened did you.......................you know

I lack your pimpness I'm afraid. The evening ended in innocent, but charming fashion.

I found very quickly that I can't get by with some of juvenile antics with her. In a few nights we are going to dinner at Cypress St. Station here in Abilene (damn good food) and then we are walking down to take in an evening of the orchestra. This means I'm gonna have to save like crazy and take my suits to the dry cleaners. Hopefully, the evening will be capped off with another trip to the cigar bar. :cool:

In other words, dinner at Taco Bell followed by a raunchy sex comedy won't quite work, but I swear that we will go to Chuck E. Cheese and play ski ball before she dumps me. :D

[slorch]

truth is stranger than fiction, and a whole lot more interesting than TV!

keep us posted, "As the Snack cake turns"

[jtk1519]

BTW, I have never smoked the goofy grass and I have no intention of starting now.

[jtk1519]

I just realized that growing up sucks. There was a time when cheap food and cheesy entertainment was considered acceptable. Now I have to be grown up and do grown up things. :(

[Reaganrattler07]

I gotta go clean up............:D

*covers ears* LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

[RedRage00]

I just realized that growing up sucks. There was a time when cheap food and cheesy entertainment was considered acceptable. Now I have to be grown up and do grown up things. :(

LOL. I know :(

[Reaganrattler07]

I'm sorry but I can't resist this but....that girl you went out with isn't your profile pic is it? :p

[RedRage00]

I'm sorry but I can't resist this but....that girl you went out with isn't your profile pic is it? :p

LMAO!

[Reaganrattler07]

Hey RedRage, you gonna make the trip to Beeville Friday night?:)

[RedRage00]

Hey RedRage, you gonna make the trip to Beeville Friday night?:)


Hmmm, not sure yet! We did beat yall last time around :D

Are you going??

[Reaganrattler07]

Hmmm, not sure yet! We did beat yall last time around :D

It's a new year, Pops!

I'm gonna try to go, and it's most likely I will.

[RedRage00]

It's a new year, Pops!

Yeah, and neither teams are as dominant as they were the last time they played LOL

RR

[RedRage00]

How far is Beeville from San Antonio????

[Reaganrattler07]

They're still a little dominant I think.

Beevile is maybe an hour and a half, maybe 2 hours away from SA. I THINK. I heard it's halfway from here to Corpus and it's a little closer to Corpus so I'm not too sure.

[RedRage00]

They're still a little dominant I think.

Beevile is maybe an hour and a half, maybe 2 hours away from SA. I THINK. I heard it's halfway from here to Corpus and it's a little closer to Corpus so I'm not too sure.

The VIPERS will prevail....AGAIN! ;)

District 28-5A Champs :D

[Reaganrattler07]

The VIPERS will prevail....AGAIN! ;)

District 28-5A Champs :D

Your getting senile again, old man!:p

[RedRage00]

Your getting senile again, old man!:p

HA, I'm only 23!!! :D

Let the trash talk begin...... :eek:

[Reaganrattler07]

HA, I'm only 23!!! :D

Let the trash talk begin...... :eek:

Are you really? Doh!

Ah well, nothing like good ol fashion smack talk....

[RedRage00]

Are you really? Doh!

Ah well, nothing like good ol fashion smack talk....

24 in May....Getting old :mad:

[Reaganrattler07]

24 in May....Getting old :mad:

Lol, my brithday's next month.....

[Reaganrattler07]

Hey, you mind if I use your sig so we can have matching sigs?

[RedRage00]

Hey, you mind if I use your sig so we can have matching sigs?

go for it

[Miss Kitty]

Hey, you mind if I use your sig so we can have matching sigs?


awwww...how sweet. ;) LOL

[RedRage00]

awwww...how sweet. ;) LOL

Just don't ask me to the Prom ReaganRattler LOL

[ktCarl]

Are you trying to write for Penthouse Forum?

[jtk1519]

Are you trying to write for Penthouse Forum?

Why? Would you/do you subscribe?

[cove_2001]

I just realized that growing up sucks. There was a time when cheap food and cheesy entertainment was considered acceptable. Now I have to be grown up and do grown up things. :(

Yeah growing up sucks..it's weird to see your old high school friends married,divorced,gay,have kids,...the list goes on and on.

I remember I could buy a pizza and watch a movie at home, and my girl didn't mind. Now I have to take her out and DINE IN, go to the MOVIES. Growing up sucks...

cove_2001

[dragons08]

I just realized that growing up sucks. There was a time when cheap food and cheesy entertainment was considered acceptable. Now I have to be grown up and do grown up things. :(
i hope i never have to outgrow that stage..cheap cheap cheap, is the word i like to hear

[ktCarl]

Why? Would you/do you subscribe?

Nope.

[Firebird]

JTK, I saw thatyou are taking her to Cypress Street in Abilene. Were you by any chance hanging out at the "The Leaf" downtown. That place is freaking awesome, my buddy and I used to hit it up all the time when I was at ACU.

[Miss Kitty]

i hope i never have to outgrow that stage..cheap cheap cheap, is the word i like to hear


It's not how much you spend on them. It is how you treat them that matters.

[dragons08]

It's not how much you spend on them. It is how you treat them that matters.
i will ALWAYS keep that in mind!:D

lets see..5,000 dollar necklace
or 25 cent neckalace out of one of those machines??

25cent:D

[Favpack]

I lack your pimpness I'm afraid. The evening ended in innocent, but charming fashion.

I found very quickly that I can't get by with some of juvenile antics with her. In a few nights we are going to dinner at Cypress St. Station here in Abilene (damn good food) and then we are walking down to take in an evening of the orchestra. This means I'm gonna have to save like crazy and take my suits to the dry cleaners. Hopefully, the evening will be capped off with another trip to the cigar bar. :cool:

In other words, dinner at Taco Bell followed by a raunchy sex comedy won't quite work, but I swear that we will go to Chuck E. Cheese and play ski ball before she dumps me. :D

It's amazing how hoity toity my hometown has become. All these museums in buildings we used to throw bottles in or at - costing like $10 just to go to a museum. Orchestras, ballets, Southern Living stuff every weekend, etc. - gee whiz - where's the dusty ol' Abilene I remember from my youth?

[Miss Kitty]

i will ALWAYS keep that in mind!:D

lets see..5,000 dollar necklace
or 25 cent neckalace out of one of those machines??

25cent:D

Okay well, I was thinking dinner and such. Please don't give her something that will turn her neck green. LOL

[Miss Kitty]

It's not how much you spend on them. It is how you treat them that matters.

And remember a girl always likes it when you put more thought into it. I know the girls around here loved it when their dates would cook dinner for them instead of take them out for like prom and homecoming.

I hear if you can use a microwave, your in. ;)

[Favpack]

And remember a girl always likes it when you put more thought into it. I know the girls around here loved it when their dates would cook dinner for them instead of take them out for like prom and homecoming.

I hear if you can use a microwave, your in. ;)

Would they like Italian (Chef Boy R De)
French (fries)

or something exotic with Spam? Scary, real scary. I watch Rachel Ray on the food channel - does that count?

[dragons08]

And remember a girl always likes it when you put more thought into it. I know the girls around here loved it when their dates would cook dinner for them instead of take them out for like prom and homecoming.

I hear if you can use a microwave, your in. ;)
microwave..hmm, itd be alot cheaper then a 75-100 dollar dinner!

[dragons08]

Okay well, I was thinking dinner and such. Please don't give her something that will turn her neck green. LOL
i know, i was just messing..id never stoop to the low of giving a 25cent necklace..unless it was a joke hahaha

[RedRage00]

This went from cigars to basketball to being cheap with fake necklaces....

GOTTA LOVE IT :D

RR

[dragons08]

This went from cigars to basketball to being cheap with fake necklaces....

GOTTA LOVE IT :D

RR
without lonny making a single post!

[RedRage00]

without lonny making a single post!

Wow, that's gotta be a first!!!

[dragons08]

Wow, that's gotta be a first!!!
yeah its gotta be, ive become better at changing threads though..

[RedRage00]

yeah its gotta be, ive become better at changing threads though..

OMG, you have 10,000 post?? compared to my little 800 & something LOL

[Miss Kitty]

microwave..hmm, itd be alot cheaper then a 75-100 dollar dinner!


Talk to Lonny. He is the microwave master. :D

[RedRage00]

Talk to Lonny. He is the microwave master. :D

I LOVE THE MICROWAVE!!!!

I'm 23 yrs old and still trying to figure out how to cook. The only time I get homecooked meals is when I visit family or female friends LMAO!

[lonny23]

And remember a girl always likes it when you put more thought into it. I know the girls around here loved it when their dates would cook dinner for them instead of take them out for like prom and homecoming.

I hear if you can use a microwave, your in. ;)
That's right. Cooking with Lonny 101: Use the microwave. It's not nearly as messy and cooks faster!:D

[lonny23]

without lonny making a single post!
Miss Kitty gave me an opening.

[CKE]

That's right. Cooking with Lonny 101: Use the microwave. It's not nearly as messy and cooks faster!:D

lol there he is:D

[lonny23]

Talk to Lonny. He is the microwave master. :D
That's right. I cook rice, popcorn, chicken, and a bunch of other stuff in the microwave.

[lonny23]

lol there he is:D
I knew what Miss Kitty said and wanted to post.

[Miss Kitty]

That's right. I cook rice, popcorn, chicken, and a bunch of other stuff in the microwave.

That's it. I am not ever watching the cooking channel again. No need. Here it is. Gormet' at it's finest.

Do you at least holler BAM! when you shut the microwave door? :D

[RedRage00]

That's it. I am not ever watching the cooking channel again. No need. Here it is. Gormet' at it's finest.

Do you at least holler BAM! when you shut the microwave door? :D


LMAO!

[CKE]

That's it. I am not ever watching the cooking channel again. No need. Here it is. Gormet' at it's finest.

Do you at least holler BAM! when you shut the microwave door? :D

see miss kitty i would cook a gormet meal for you every night:D


P.S. lonnys a punk:p

[lonny23]

That's it. I am not ever watching the cooking channel again. No need. Here it is. Gormet' at it's finest.

Do you at least holler BAM! when you shut the microwave door? :D
No, because I don't want to tear the microwave up. I know I'll need it again pretty soon. I've been throwing those buckets of KFC in there, too.

Chicken story for you guys:

There's a KFC/Taco Bell close to my house. Those thugs wanted .99 a taco earlier in 2005 and I told them it was too high and asked if they ever had Taco Sundays where the tacos are .49 and they said, "no." A couple days ago, it was after midnight and I needed food, so I headed over there to get some food. The menu says .89, but I got 10 tacos and they only charged me .79 a taco. After I paid, one of the other guys in there asked if I wanted a bucket of chicken for $5 because they needed to clear the line and I asked how many pieces I'd get. He said 15 and I wasn't going to pass that up even though I just got 10 tacos. They ended up giving my 3 buckets of chicken for $4.48 and it must've been 30 pieces.:D I still haven't unpacked my dishes, so I just keep the chicken in buckets and heat it up at work and home when I need to. I'm not always so simple, but I can be when I need to.

[lonny23]

see miss kitty i would cook a gormet meal for you every night:D


P.S. lonnys a punk:p
You might want to learn how to spell gourmet first!:p

[Miss Kitty]

Yes dear ;)

[lonny23]

That's it. I am not ever watching the cooking channel again. No need. Here it is. Gormet' at it's finest.

Do you at least holler BAM! when you shut the microwave door? :D
Besides, I like to save time cooking!:D

[lonny23]

Yes dear ;)
I wasn't talking about you. You can spell it however you want to.

It was directed at the guy who used to be the coolest kid ever!:p

[Miss Kitty]

He still is the coolestkidever. He offered to cook for me every night. :D

[CKE]

You might want to learn how to spell gourmet first!:p

lonny this is the only one you ddnt get me on so far the spelling on this board is not a big deal. you can do better than that

[lonny23]

lonny this is the only one you ddnt get me on so far the spelling on this board is not a big deal. you can do better than that
I wasn't trying to do better. I just wanted to take an easy one. I don't mention most of the misspelled stuff anyway.

[lonny23]

He still is the coolestkidever. He offered to cook for me every night. :D
I'm not going to complain, either. I'll just come over to eat, too!:D

[CKE]

I wasn't trying to do better. I just wanted to take an easy one. I don't mention most of the misspelled stuff anyway.

lol yeah i know. thats why i said you can do better

[CKE]

I'm not going to complain, either. I'll just come over to eat, too!:D

lol wow miss kitty tell him to stop i want to win:( :p

[dragons08]

Talk to Lonny. He is the microwave master. :D
as am i!! on the band trip last year, hahaha i made my friends cook for me hahaha, i made girls make me breakfast, it was AWESOME! the only food work i did was, i had to get my own soda can:D even when we drank straight up jello powder, i didnt make it..it was the BESTTTT thing ever...try it pour a TON of jello powdeer into some water..oh man its awesome

[Slim-Rob]

And this one time, at band camp.....

[dragons08]

And this one time, at band camp.....
band camp the movie..thats what our band camps are like:D

[lonny23]

band camp the movie..thats what our band camps are like:D
I saw that movie and they don't have girls like that in band!:D

[dragons08]

I saw that movie and they don't have girls like that in band!:D
i didnt know if you caught it but it says.."Filmed at Southlake Carroll High School" :D

[Slim-Rob]

i didnt know if you caught it but it says.."Filmed at Southlake Carroll High School" :D

...no comment. I don't wanna get in trouble.

I haven't seen that movie yet. Is it good or no?

[dragons08]

...no comment. I don't wanna get in trouble.

I haven't seen that movie yet. Is it good or no?
lets see..its based off d08's life experience..

HOT chicks in it..

of course its good :D

[jtk1519]

JTK, I saw thatyou are taking her to Cypress Street in Abilene. Were you by any chance hanging out at the "The Leaf" downtown. That place is freaking awesome, my buddy and I used to hit it up all the time when I was at ACU.

Damn straight I'm talking about the Leaf. That place takes cool to a whole new level. The park and waterfall across the street are really romantic if sparks happen to fly. ;)

[jtk1519]

It's amazing how hoity toity my hometown has become. All these museums in buildings we used to throw bottles in or at - costing like $10 just to go to a museum. Orchestras, ballets, Southern Living stuff every weekend, etc. - gee whiz - where's the dusty ol' Abilene I remember from my youth?

Things have certainly changed. Downtown has become a decent little arts scene. From the museums and galleries to the Philharmonic and productions at the Paramount. Hell, there are even high rise, luxury apartments and lofts downtown. I think we're starting to develop a nice little yuppie crowd down there.

[Firebird]

Now all Abilene needs is a decent bookstore. And for cripes sake, for Joe's Italian Grill on South 1st to reopen. That was the best restaraunt in town. Food twice as good as Olive Garden or Johny Carino's, but half the price.

Paramount theater, also down town, is another great date spot. Wait until they show a classic chick flick, you will score huge points.

Are you at ACU, Hardin Simmons, McMurray, or did you come to Abilene to work.

Dang, jtk, you got me all misty eyed for Abilene, Abilene... purtiest town I ever seen....

[Miss Kitty]

I saw that movie and they don't have girls like that in band!:D

Girls like what? I haven't seen it.

[KT2000]

Girls like what? I haven't seen it.

*Sirens*

CODE RED, LONNY

ABORT....ABORT

[BigArab]

I don't know if this is considered an acceptable first date anymore, but I used this one to death. You find a great well lit park, pick her up for dinner, and go get to go from your favorite italian restaurant. You take her there, spread the blanket on the ground, and eat to the light of a lantern. Afterwards. You push her on the swing and talk. That one worked every time. Afterward the girl was always calling me and asking me when we would go out again.

Once you've dated a girl a while, you wow her by doing kind of a scavenger hunt. You leave her the first clue on her doorstep and the numerous other ones at the different places you gone, and finally culminating in her finding you wherever it may be with dinner YOU cooked. That one works too.

[lonny23]

Girls like what? I haven't seen it.
Nah, you don't want to watch!:D

[lonny23]

*Sirens*

CODE RED, LONNY

ABORT....ABORT
I got asked about it on the phone. My honest answer didn't go over too well!:D

Miss Kitty: "What kind of girls are in Band Camp?"
Lonny: "Good looking girls."
Miss Kitty: "Jamie and me were in band."
Lonny: "I was just making a general statement."

I should be more careful!:D

[dragons08]

I got asked about it on the phone. My honest answer didn't go over too well!:D

Miss Kitty: "What kind of girls are in Band Camp?"
Lonny: "Good looking girls."
Miss Kitty: "Jamie and me were in band."
Lonny: "I was just making a general statement."

I should be more careful!:D
see even lonny knows that band girls are hot:cool:

[chhspantherfan]

...and I can't believe it took me this long.

I went with a very attractive co-worker to my favorite cigar bar last night (her willingness to go with me now leads me to question her sanity, but the gloriousness of her butt makes her sanity irrelevant). This place has always been one of my favorite hang outs. They have an amazing selection of cigars with some of the plushest leather coaches around. Big screen TV, BYOB, cigars, leather... How does it get any better? Woman... that's how.

Let me first say that I don't consider myself a "smoker". I have tried and hate cigarettes and I'm not fond of the smell following those that do smoke them. I find attractive women smoking cigarettes to be a huge turn-off. I do however love cigars. I just don't smoke them very often at all so I don't consider myself a smoker.

Anyway, so were sitting on one of the couches discussing the political, economic and environmental pros and cons of the Kyoto Protocol. I have quite possibly the coldest bottle of Shiner in existence in one hand and a freshly lit and oh so aromatic Dominican slowly burning in the other. In between sips of my cold beer and gentle puffs of my smooth cigar, I speak with the intelligence and relevance of George Will while exuding the sophisticated confidence of a pudgy Cary Grant (I could use this time to talk about the kick-a** pinstripe sportcoat I'm wearing but I fear as though that would be another five paragraphs).

It is at this point that my mind turns from giving myself a standing ovation for the brilliant sentence I just uttered (which is now lost to me) and begins to focus even more on her as she gracefully cuts and lights up a cigar of her own to accompany the equally cold Shiner gracing her sensually smooth hand. Suddenly, I come crashing back down to Earth and feel like out-matched trailer trash as I watched her handle her beverage and cigar with a kind of elegance I haven't seen since Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

I was fully prepared to engage in what I expected to a be a brilliant and thought provoking diatribe on the current administration's environmental policy, but my senses were overwhelmed as I realized that a woman smoking a cigar is quite possibly the sexiest thing since Jessica Alba in a bikini. What was, up until that point, a very interesting and eloquent debate turned into me staring at her like a 4th grader stares at that hot teacher down the hall, all while losing my train of thought and mumbling incoherently until we decided to take things outside and walk the city streets for a while.

Gentleman, I will not advocate smoking or the purchase of tobacco products, but what I have discovered here, defies logical explanation. I share with you my discovery in hopes that you too will do as I did and find another way to be in awe of and enjoy the female species.

classic. simply classic.

[CCCSportsFan]

classic. simply classic.

I'm LOL'ing to this one :yes:

Anyone know how it turned out :D

[BDB]

TIL CKE's old handle was 'CoolestKidEver'.

[BDB]

I'm LOL'ing to this one :yes:

Anyone know how it turned out :D

LMAO! i think the yard knows.

[mamaCat]

...and I can't believe it took me this long.

I went with a very attractive co-worker to my favorite cigar bar last night (her willingness to go with me now leads me to question her sanity, but the gloriousness of her butt makes her sanity irrelevant). This place has always been one of my favorite hang outs. They have an amazing selection of cigars with some of the plushest leather coaches around. Big screen TV, BYOB, cigars, leather... How does it get any better? Woman... that's how.

Let me first say that I don't consider myself a "smoker". I have tried and hate cigarettes and I'm not fond of the smell following those that do smoke them. I find attractive women smoking cigarettes to be a huge turn-off. I do however love cigars. I just don't smoke them very often at all so I don't consider myself a smoker.

Anyway, so were sitting on one of the couches discussing the political, economic and environmental pros and cons of the Kyoto Protocol. I have quite possibly the coldest bottle of Shiner in existence in one hand and a freshly lit and oh so aromatic Dominican slowly burning in the other. In beNtween sips of my cold beer and gentle puffs of my smooth cigar, I speak with the intelligence and relevance of George Will while exuding the sophisticated confidence of a pudgy Cary Grant (I could use this time to talk about the kick-a** pinstripe sportcoat I'm wearing but I fear as though that would be another five paragraphs).

It is at this point that my mind turns from giving myself a standing ovation for the brilliant sentence I just uttered (which is now lost to me) and begins to focus even more on her as she gracefully cuts and lights up a cigar of her own to accompany the equally cold Shiner gracing her sensually smooth hand. Suddenly, I come crashing back down to Earth and feel like out-matched trailer trash as I watched her handle her beverage and cigar with a kind of elegance I haven't seen since Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

I was fully prepared to engage in what I expected to a be a brilliant and thought provoking diatribe on the current administration's environmental policy, but my senses were overwhelmed as I realized that a woman smoking a cigar is quite possibly the sexiest thing since Jessica Alba in a bikini. What was, up until that point, a very interesting and eloquent debate turned into me staring at her like a 4th grader stares at that hot teacher down the hall, all while losing my train of thought and mumbling incoherently until we decided to take things outside and walk the city streets for a while.

Gentleman, I will not advocate smoking or the purchase of tobacco products, but what I have discovered here, defies logical explanation. I share with you my discovery in hopes that you too will do as I did and find another way to be in awe of and enjoy the female species.
Nice! Anytime a man takes time to elaborate on the wonderfullness of woman it is greatly appreciated

[bowiedawgs01]

Well...maybe not as much if you realize what he was so flustered with was a beautiful woman's lips wrapped around and puffing on a phallic symbol. hubba.

[mamaCat]

Well...maybe not as much if you realize what he was so flustered with was a beautiful woman's lips wrapped around and puffing on a phallic symbol. hubba.
Hey..thats HOT

[bowiedawgs01]

:heli:

[Super B]

Well...maybe not as much if you realize what he was so flustered with was a beautiful woman's lips wrapped around and puffing on a phallic symbol. hubba.
http://www.alphanista.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/women-cigars-Rosario_Dawson.jpg http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_02/TeeseCigarREX_468x616.jpg

[cougmantx]

I lack your pimpness I'm afraid. The evening ended in innocent, but charming fashion.

I found very quickly that I can't get by with some of juvenile antics with her. In a few nights we are going to dinner at Cypress St. Station here in Abilene (damn good food) and then we are walking down to take in an evening of the orchestra. This means I'm gonna have to save like crazy and take my suits to the dry cleaners. Hopefully, the evening will be capped off with another trip to the cigar bar. :cool:

In other words, dinner at Taco Bell followed by a raunchy sex comedy won't quite work, but I swear that we will go to Chuck E. Cheese and play ski ball before she dumps me. :D

Use to be one of our favorite dates. Had season tickets and it was always the high light of the month. We looked forward to it each month and it is still some of my favorite memories. If this women is anything like my wife, buddy, life is good!

I salute you!

[hunterbunter]

...
(I could use this time to talk about the kick-a** pinstripe sportcoat I'm wearing

and he wonders why he didn't get any.