Signs Your Career is Off-track

[Favpack]

Original stuff only please...

1. You yell "ahoy matee" when you see a customer.

2. Your boss has you regularly frisk his "friends".

3. Your name badge includes a nickname.

4. Pink spandex is part of your daily attire.

5. "Plate very hot" is your No. 1 line.

Others?

[F18mustang]

When you lock a player in a shed. :ninja:

[Favpack]

When you lock a player in a shed. :ninja:

brutal.

You're constantly being told to ask strangers "how much will it cost to make you go away"?

[dada]

People keep asking you "Where is the Manager?"

You're still selling crack... I mean if you still have to touch the stuff and it's not powder...time to move on. This aint New Jack City


You and your daughter have a pole routine that you do at work.

[cougmantx]

Your gun is taken from you and you sell guns at a gun shop...

The bus boy takes your order and you're the waitress...

Blomberg is taken off your computer and you're a stock broker...

Your CEO just received a huge increase in his bonus and you're a secretary...

Okay, so some of these may be a little close to home...:D

[su4c]

You have your own reality show on VH1.

[drgnbkr]

Incomes are great....everybody needs one..:p

[BDB]

People keep asking you "Where is the Manager?"

You're still selling crack... I mean if you still have to touch the stuff and it's not powder...time to move on. This aint New Jack City


You and your daughter have a pole routine that you do at work.

ooooooooooooooooh that's bad. :notworthy

[E-Vol-ution]

1) asking yourself frequently "what am I doing here?".
2) feel like demanding a raise and you make minimum wage.
3) Everybody else has a power screwdriver and you're still using a dime.
4) You still haven't made it to making the french fries after two years of employment.
5) you've crashed every plane you ever flew.................

[mad_fan]

You spend six hours of your workday @ forums.5atexasfootball.com ...

[SWMHebron]

You spend six hours of your workday @ forums.5atexasfootball.com ...

My greatest fear is that someday I will have to get a real job and stop doing that.

[Favpack]

You spend six hours of your workday @ forums.5atexasfootball.com ...

You hang all of your "Best of" 5a awards on your cubicle wall.

:eek:

[CCCSportsFan]

With no warning, your boss takes you to lunch and asks "are you really happy here? I'm just concerned with your happiness because life is to short to work at place that you don't enjoy"...

[Mr. Rod]

I use to work at my local college's bookstore so I'll just say things that I personally did:

1) Flick security tabs with a rubberband towards the front of the store so the alarm will buzz when a customer is leaving so the cashier can check their bag.

2) Answering the phone in an Australian, Italian, or English accent (Only accents I can pull off)

3) Building a fort out of unused boxes and quickly tearing it down because our regional manager was on her way in the store.

4) Calling a publisher in New Jersey and using the same accent as her and answering questions about Italians in Houston. She thought I was Italian. (Is there a big Italian Community in Houston?) :D

5) Using a price gun to have a shootout with your co-workers one of whom is the store manager.

6) Wrapping my co-worker to a chair then stealing her shoe and tying to her head like a birthday hat then rolling her onto the sales floor during business hours.

7) Taping someones mouse to the table so they can't use it. (Simple just put about 4 pieces of tape under the mouse and enjoy)

8) Changing Asst. Managers screen saver from "Your Text Here" to "I think this is where your text is supposed to whenever you fix your screen saver... I'm about 70% sure of it." or even this "SJC Book-Sto' "