Dawg Fan
12-10-2009, 08:38 AM
I know this has made the rounds before but it still cracks me up:notworthy
> The Welfare Check:
> A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
>
> He marched straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I just
> hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.
>
> The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent.
> We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
> Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
>
> You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes- Benz CL, and he will
> supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be
> provided.
>
> You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday
> trips.
>
> This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your
> job
> assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
> mid-20's
> and has a rather strong sex drive.
>
> A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc.
> located
> above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is
> $200,000 a year.'
>
> The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bullshi**in' me!
>
> The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . . You started it.'
> The Welfare Check:
> A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
>
> He marched straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I just
> hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.
>
> The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent.
> We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
> Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
>
> You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes- Benz CL, and he will
> supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be
> provided.
>
> You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday
> trips.
>
> This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your
> job
> assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
> mid-20's
> and has a rather strong sex drive.
>
> A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc.
> located
> above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is
> $200,000 a year.'
>
> The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bullshi**in' me!
>
> The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . . You started it.'