Mack to be on Oprah

[dragonfootballfan]

Link (http://www.mackbrown-texasfootball.com/index.php?s=&url_channel_id=&url_article_id=1930&change_well_id=2)
I bet you this helps in recruiting the moms

[slorch]

I almost passed out when I saw this thread.

Too many possibilities!

[DirtyHarry01]

Appreciate the heads-up. I'll make it a point NOT to watch. After shaking hands with MACK, you want to go wash your hands

[wide-e-wide]

Appreciate the heads-up. I'll make it a point NOT to watch. After shaking hands with MACK, you want to go wash your hands


Why?
Are they all sweaty from holding up trophies??????

[dragonfootballfan]

Why?
Are they all sweaty from holding up trophies??????
No he is a greasy slime ball snake oil salesman that benefited from having one good player win him his first championship in his coaching career.

[wide-e-wide]

No he is a greasy slime ball snake oil salesman that benefited from having one good player win him his first championship in his coaching career.


wow...you said that with conviction...

You forgot weasel...or as HDshrinkr used to call him "weasal"

[DirtyHarry01]

Dragonfootballfan, thanks. I was going to say something about as bad, but you summed it all up. When you are around MACK and put your hand in your pocket, his hand is already there.

[wide-e-wide]

Dragonfootballfan, thanks. I was going to say something about as bad, but you summed it all up. When you are around MACK and put your hand in your pocket, his hand is already there.

Wrong again jackass...
Read DFF's sig line.
The hand/money in the pocket thing...belongs to aggy...not Mack.

How can you sleep at night knowing that you ooze haterism?
It's sickening brother...get some help please.

[dragonfootballfan]

I should probably have put atleast one of these :) :D :o ;) :D

[garlandowl08]

Wrong again jackass...
Read DFF's sig line.
The hand/money in the pocket thing...belongs to aggy...not Mack.

How can you sleep at night knowing that you ooze haterism?
It's sickening brother...get some help please.

You're one to talk about oozing haterism...any time there is ever a thread started about the Aggies, you feel the undying urge to come on and post about it. Heck, you even invented a whole different person to mock us...sounds like someones obsessed or at least "oozing haterism".

[wide-e-wide]

You're one to talk about oozing haterism...any time there is ever a thread started about the Aggies, you feel the undying urge to come on and post about it. Heck, you even invented a whole different person to mock us...sounds like someones obsessed or at least "oozing haterism".


Dude....surely you can't be serious.

Let me explain something to you. In order for a person to hate on another person............One of the two has to have some sort of success that the other one is jealous of................................................ ...

What the hell does aggy have that I am jealous of???????????????????????

And I am so sure that I am the only person on the planet that thinks aggy is moronic........you need to come to terms with the fact that aggy is a joke...not just to me......but to the entire nation.



It is impossible to hate on aggy.

[jtk1519]

The stench of jealousy is overwhelming. This couldn't be any funnier. :D

Let's examine...

Mack - hands full of trophies
Leach - hands full of pirate swords
Franochio - hands full of zebras cakes

Advantage: Mack. :D

[wide-e-wide]

The stench of jealousy is overwhelming. This couldn't be any funnier. :D

Let's examine...

Mack - hands full of trophies
Leach - hands full of pirate swords
Franochio - hands full of zebras cakes

Advantage: Mack. :D


You could have went ol' school and said "hands full of FedEx"

And you forgot --

Stoops -hands full of visors

Here is an idea for aggy......If you are sick of being ridiculed...stop doing stupid stuff...

As it stands now...I have a fresh supply of aggy jokes (<<redundant) coming to me about every 7 days or so...

Hell I have a warehouse full of aggy jokes just waiting....
In honor of aggy I put mini-scoreboards up so that the jokes wouldn't get bored...and I also put boards on the inside of the windows in case a hurricane hits.

[jtk1519]

Franochio's hands aren't full. He's too busy using them to keep his players pockets full. :eek: :D FedEx doesn't work anymore (Damn that Jackie Sherrill). Fran just puts his lying chocolate covered hands straight into the players pockets. :D He figures he can cut out the middle man and use the money saved to buy more Little Debbies.

[wide-e-wide]

Franochio's hands aren't full. He's too busy using them to keep his players pockets full. :eek: :D FedEx doesn't work anymore (Damn that Jackie Sherrill). Fran just puts his lying chocolate covered hands straight into the players pockets. :D He figures he can cut out the middle man and use the money saved to buy more Little Debbies.


cuttin' out the middle man...LMAO...haha
Pretty good jtk

[jtk1519]

cuttin' out the middle man...LMAO...haha
Pretty good jtk

That middle man was costing him a good 5 boxes of Oatmeal Cream Pies a day. In Franochio's world, that is unacceptable.

[Dawg Fan]

You're one to talk about oozing haterism...any time there is ever a thread started about the Aggies, you feel the undying urge to come on and post about it. Heck, you even invented a whole different person to mock us...sounds like someones obsessed or at least "oozing haterism".

Dude, every time your reply to him you give him the impression his opinion actually means something to you. He is not a hater but a baiter. He keeps throwing out the hooks and folks keep biting. As long as you show that his rhetoric has merit he will continue to throw it out there. Let him have his say because you will never change his mind or any of the other folks who try and feel superior by ridiculing A & M. :rolleyes:

[wide-e-wide]

Dude, every time your reply to him you give him the impression his opinion actually means something to you. He is not a hater but a baiter. He keeps throwing out the hooks and folks keep biting. As long as you show that his rhetoric has merit he will continue to throw it out there. Let him have his say because you will never change his mind or any of the other folks who try and feel superior by ridiculing A & M. :rolleyes:


Do we really have to put forth much effort to ridicule aggy?
Answer that honestly.....c'mon...give it to me dawg...

You and I both know that aggy does a damn good job of that on their own.

We just point out the obvious...and people laugh...why?
Because aggy is funny......that's what they have been reduced to...providing laughter to all the normal people in the great State of Texas....

poor aggy

[slorch]

The stench of jealousy is overwhelming. This couldn't be any funnier. :D

Let's examine...

Mack - hands full of trophies
Leach - hands full of pirate swords
Franochio - hands full of zebras cakes

Advantage: Mack. :D

leach is not scared to be caught with a schooner full of beer in public either.
gotta admire that, and it aint so he deal with all the queers or sheep on campus either.

[Firebird]

Yo wide, be careful with picking on Stoops (Hands full of visors). Last time I checked, he had exactly the same number of NC trophies as Mack. Not to mention quite a few more conf. championship and Red River Shootout trophies. I hate the LandThieves, but Stoops wins the hardware contest going away.

[wide-e-wide]

Yo wide, be careful with picking on Stoops (Hands full of visors). Last time I checked, he had exactly the same number of NC trophies as Mack. Not to mention quite a few more conf. championship and Red River Shootout trophies. I hate the LandThieves, but Stoops wins the hardware contest going away.


for now.........

But the fact remains he is the visor-man...so I don't think my comment is out of line at all.

[jtk1519]

leach is not scared to be caught with a schooner full of beer in public either.
gotta admire that, and it aint so he deal with all the queers or sheep on campus either.

I would so love to throw back a few with Leach. Damn that would be some fun. Maybe we could go back to his house and play pirates or something. ******. The Leach rocks.

Of course, he does have to live in Lubbock... the STD capital of America. Guess his wife never has to worry about him straying. More crabs in that town than in the Chesapeake Bay. :eek:

[RedRage00]

Ok, who here actually went to UT or A&M? lol

I'm curious to know....

RR

[AZTiger]

I would so love to throw back a few with Leach. Damn that would be some fun. Maybe we could go back to his house and play pirates or something. ******. The Leach rocks.

Of course, he does have to live in Lubbock... the STD capital of America. Guess his wife never has to worry about him straying. More crabs in that town than in the Chesapeake Bay. :eek:

ha ha, ever heard the song "You got the Lubbock Clap"

It's a parody of this rap song talkin' about the std-rampedness of Tceh

[wide-e-wide]

Ok, who here actually went to UT or A&M? lol

I'm curious to know....

RR


I did not attend aggy nor UT...I'm ghetto trash remember?

[slorch]

ha ha, ever heard the song "You got the Lubbock Clap"

It's a parody of this rap song talkin' about the std-rampedness of Tceh

I guess the only merit in that is that we got it from the opposite sex, and humans at that!

[jtk1519]

I guess the only merit in that is that we got it from the opposite sex, and humans at that!

Yes, you can say you never gave an STD to sheep. Be proud.

[AZTiger]

well that doesnt offend me, i didn't go to a&m nice try, and i guarantee you my girlfriend is hotter than yours if you've even got one

i heard about the song from my best friend who went to tech, so it's not like red raiders are denying it

[wide-e-wide]

No you didn't play the "my girlfriend is hotter than yours" card....:cool:

Oh yeah.....well my Daddy can beat up your Daddy.

[AZTiger]

DAMN IT....i was just coming back to edit that, **** you got me

yeah that was lame, but again, i'm posting drunk so anything goes.

but seriously, don't play the "sex with animals" card with me, or you'll get a comeback that lame

[wide-e-wide]

Did anybody actually watch Oprah today?

I had it Tivo'd and watched it with my wife.....

McConaughey got Oprah to do a shot of Tequila before he would sit down to do the interview...
It was hilarious.

[AZTiger]

no but i watched an old SNL where Maya Rudolph did her Oprah, it was quality

and i don't care if UT's biggest fanboy was on there....you should never admit to watching Oprah, that's guy rule numero uno....i thought you knew :mad:

[wide-e-wide]

no but i watched an old SNL where Maya Rudolph did her Oprah, it was quality

and i don't care if UT's biggest fanboy was on there....you should never admit to watching Oprah, that's guy rule numero uno....i thought you knew :mad:


I've watched Oprah twice this week:eek:

Dave Chappelle was on there the other day...and I had to hear if he is coming back to Comedy Central or not.

[dragonfootballfan]

I've watched Oprah twice this week:eek:

Dave Chappelle was on there the other day...and I had to hear if he is coming back to Comedy Central or not.
is he?

[AZTiger]

couldn't you have just asked your wife what he said?

man, her new plan to get more male viewers is working on you...i'm ashamed. it's like i don't even know you

[wide-e-wide]

is he?


He managed to dodge the question for the entire show...
Finally he said...that if the guys on the show were ready to come back and work....that he wasn't mad at anybody...and he could move on if they could.
He also said that he is going to give all of the 50mil contract to various charities...Katrina survivors, his old high school, etc. He has a documentary coming out...showing him going around the US giving away money...and putting on a huge concert with Kanye West and some other celebs.

[dragonfootballfan]

He managed to dodge the question for the entire show...
Finally he said...that if the guys on the show were ready to come back and work....that he wasn't mad at anybody...and he could move on if they could.
He also said that he is going to give all of the 50mil contract to various charities...Katrina survivors, his old high school, etc. He has a documentary coming out...showing him going around the US giving away money...and putting on a huge concert with Kanye West and some other celebs.
well that is good. I hope that they bring it back, but I don't want them to ruin it.

[wide-e-wide]

well that is good. I hope that they bring it back, but I don't want them to ruin it.


He said he left because he felt that all the material he was using was...."socially irresponsible" and didn't want to become a puppet.

The dude is funny.....I just hope he doesn't go off into some deep personal crap and ruin his show and career.

[Firebird]

With regards to the Texas Tech having the highest rate of STD's of any campus in the state/ nation, I did some digging around.

In an online "Daily Toreador" article from 2003, it was reported that Lubbock Co., not Tech, had the highest rating for STDs in the state. According to Tech's Health Director, Tech was middle of the road for Big 12 schools, but definetly not first.

The article cited two reasons for Lubbock Co. having such a high rate:

A. Excellent reporting procedures. (Possibly true, can't comment)
B. Proportionatly, College students account for more of Lubbock Co. population.

This makes sense. The 18-24 year old age range has the highest rate of STD's nationally, because they are horny and can't always be bothered with safe sex. Nearly all universities have higher than average STD rates than the rest of the population. Take this illustration, (which is not accurate, only an illustration:)

Both UT and Texas Tech have a 10% infection rate among their students. The non-college population of both Travis County and Lubbock County has a 5% infection rate. However, UT students constitute only 2% of Travis Co. population, while Tech students make up 9% of Lubbock Co. population. Of course, Lubbock Co. will have a higher overall rate of infection than Travis Co., even though the rates of infection both among students and the general population are the same.

This makes sense-- I cannot think of another county where university students make up a more significant percentage of the overall population. Tech has about 30,000 students, and Lubbock has about 200,000 residents, with not many other significant towns in the county. UT has around 50,000 students, but more than 500,000 people inside Austin city limits alone, not to mention bedroom communities like Round Rock. And for a school like UofH and SMU, uni students are hardly a drop in the overall county population.

Until someone provides me hard evidence that Tech is significantly more disease ridden that any other public Texas University, I am chalking this up as an urban myth created by misinterpreted statistics. This is similar to the legendary "Playboy ranks us number 1 in hottest girls" myth (which I have heard for every school from Tech, to UT, to USC, to Abilene Christian)

[wide-e-wide]

With regards to the Texas Tech having the highest rate of STD's of any campus in the state/ nation, I did some digging around.

In an online "Daily Toreador" article from 2003, it was reported that Lubbock Co., not Tech, had the highest rating for STDs in the state. According to Tech's Health Director, Tech was middle of the road for Big 12 schools, but definetly not first.

The article cited two reasons for Lubbock Co. having such a high rate:

A. Excellent reporting procedures. (Possibly true, can't comment)
B. Proportionatly, College students account for more of Lubbock Co. population.

This makes sense. The 18-24 year old age range has the highest rate of STD's nationally, because they are horny and can't always be bothered with safe sex. Nearly all universities have higher than average STD rates than the rest of the population. Take this illustration, (which is not accurate, only an illustration:)

Both UT and Texas Tech have a 10% infection rate among their students. The non-college population of both Travis County and Lubbock County has a 5% infection rate. However, UT students constitute only 2% of Travis Co. population, while Tech students make up 9% of Lubbock Co. population. Of course, Lubbock Co. will have a higher overall rate of infection than Travis Co., even though the rates of infection both among students and the general population are the same.

This makes sense-- I cannot think of another county where university students make up a more significant percentage of the overall population. Tech has about 30,000 students, and Lubbock has about 200,000 residents, with not many other significant towns in the county. UT has around 50,000 students, but more than 500,000 people inside Austin city limits alone, not to mention bedroom communities like Round Rock. And for a school like UofH and SMU, uni students are hardly a drop in the overall county population.

Until someone provides me hard evidence that Tech is significantly more disease ridden that any other public Texas University, I am chalking this up as an urban myth created by misinterpreted statistics. This is similar to the legendary "Playboy ranks us number 1 in hottest girls" myth (which I have heard for every school from Tech, to UT, to USC, to Abilene Christian)


You actually devoted time to this?

Which school has the clap more than the other?

Who gives a sh.t?

[Firebird]

I give a sh***, when people like AZTiger and JTK are talking out their a**es and smearing a school. If you are going to talk smack, at least be intelligent, don't just sling some crappy myth you heard 3rd hand around.

[Firebird]

Plus, if you are a prospective studnet who is counting enjoying on the feminine charms of the student bodies while on campus (or just a old guy hoping to score some college tail), you might be interested in stats like that. Never hurts to play the odds.

[dragonfootballfan]

Well then, the city that Tech is located in has the highest rate of STD's. Does that make you feel any better?

[wide-e-wide]

Plus, if you are a prospective studnet who is counting enjoying on the feminine charms of the student bodies while on campus (or just a old guy hoping to score some college tail), you might be interested in stats like that. Never hurts to play the odds.

Hey dipsh.t.....Condoms....heard of 'em?

[Firebird]

Read the damn post again dragonfootball fan. Then go take a high school statistics class. Then understand how you can manipulate statistics to SEEM to indicate something they really don't.

[Firebird]

Wide, I have never started sh** with you, but I will for calling me a dipsh**. That is uncalled for. Why don't you go reassure yourself that you are a "real" UT fan, even though you didn't go to school there. That always seems to help your mood.

[dragonfootballfan]

Well then, the county that Tech is located in has the highest rate of STD's. Does that make you feel any better?

[wide-e-wide]

Wide, I have never started sh** with you, but I will for calling me a dipsh**. That is uncalled for. Why don't you go reassure yourself that you are a "real" UT fan, even though you didn't go to school there. That always seems to help your mood.


You are a dipsh.t
Read your post dude........Plus, if you are a prospective studnet who is counting enjoying on the feminine charms of the student bodies while on campus (or just a old guy hoping to score some college tail), you might be interested in stats like that

Does that sound like a person who is trying to avoid STD's?????

BTW...I don't have to "reassure" myself of anything...I was endorsed by not 1.....but 2 UT grads......stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

[dragonfootballfan]

Read the damn post again dragonfootball fan. Then go take a high school statistics class. Then understand how you can manipulate statistics to SEEM to indicate something they really don't.
Here is a statistic for you.

66% of the people that have posted on page three of this thread so far think that you are infact a dipsh.t

if I take you out of the sample, then 100% of the people that have posted on page three of this thread think that you are a dipsh.t

[Firebird]

I am neither a prospective college student, nor looking to score college tail, I am happily engaged. I do, however, know more than just statistics, I also know that condoms can and do fail to prevent STD's. If I was thinking about being promiscous, you better believe I would also want to have a better chance at being with someone clean.

Good to know you were endorsed by an alumn. Go back to Aggie jokes now, and remember that since UT alums endorsed you, you can claim UT's number 52 US news ranking, and not Sam Houston States..... oh yeah, they don't show up in top uni ratings. Since alums can confer true fan status, I guess they can also confer "quality of education status".

[wide-e-wide]

Here is a statistic for you.

66% of the people that have posted on page three of this thread so far think that you are infact a dipsh.t

if I take you out of the sample, then 100% of the people that have posted on page three of this thread think that you are a dipsh.t


Dr.Pepper.screen.need.Windex.you.owe.$2.29

[Firebird]

Since the 66% of people who posted on page three are all 100% ******, forgive me for disregarding their opinion.

[wide-e-wide]

couldn't you have just asked your wife what he said?

man, her new plan to get more male viewers is working on you...i'm ashamed. it's like i don't even know you


Oprah's show is not what it used to be.....it's not all hugs and kisses and inner child crap...she has a lot of celebs on...
Plus she be helpin' me out wiff my problems and stuff...

[dragonfootballfan]

Since the 66% of people who posted on page three are all 100% ******, forgive me for disregarding their opinion.
First off, I would like to know how somebody can by ******, not a ******, but just ******. I have never seen that before, and would like to know in what situations it is socially acceptable to use that form of the word as an insult.

Second off, I know for a fact that the male body is made up of 60% water, I am not sure what percentage of water ****** is made up of, but since you are the expert on STD's you should know. You may be right about the people on this thread, but I doubt it.

Third, I am wondering if that high school statistics class that I need to take will be full of people like you, because if it is I will definitely be able to steal everybody's lunch money.

[wide-e-wide]

First off, I would like to know how somebody can by ******, not a ******, but just ******. I have never seen that before, and would like to know in what situations it is socially acceptable to use that form of the word as an insult.

Second off, I know for a fact that the male body is made up of 60% water, I am not sure what percentage of water ****** is made up of, but since you are the expert on STD's you should know. You may be right about the people on this thread, but I doubt it.

Third, I am wondering if that high school statistics class that I need to take will be full of people like you, because if it is I will definitely be able to steal everybody's lunch money.


More.Dr.Pepper.screen.need.more.Windex.stop.please .

[Firebird]

Good to know that you feel that if someone can possibly comprehend basic statistics, you think you can automatically kick their a**. You will go far in life.

And by 100% ******, the implication is that you are 100% composed of the same material that makes up a ******. For instance you are 100% sh**", there is no part of you that is not sh**.

[wide-e-wide]

Good to know that you feel that if someone can possibly comprehend basic statistics, you think you can automatically kick their a**. You will go far in life.

And by 100% ******, the implication is that you are 100% composed of the same material that makes up a ******. For instance you are 100% sh**", there is no part of you that is not sh**.


huh?

So I'm made up of vinegar and hot water?

I used to be full of piss and vinegar according to my Dad...
Obviously he was mistaken......it was water and vinegar that I was full of....
Thanks for clearing that up...

[Firebird]

It is interesting to note that at first I simply posted information challenging asinine misconceptions, without attacking anyone, but was instantly attacked personally. Intellectually inferior people often have a hard time when they are challenged, and immediately resort to personal attacks.

[dragonfootballfan]

Good to know that you feel that if someone can possibly comprehend basic statistics, you think you can automatically kick their a**. You will go far in life.

And by 100% ******, the implication is that you are 100% composed of the same material that makes up a ******. For instance you are 100% sh**", there is no part of you that is not sh**.
I don't need a class to tell me that if a good study finds that Lubbock County has the highest rate of STD's AND Texas Tech University is located in Lubbock County, then Texas Tech is located in the county that has the highest rate of STD's.

I am sure that before you took that class they taught you the conjunctive property. The conjunctive property in mathematics states

if a=b and b=c then a=c

It can also be used in verbal examples as well like

If all politicians lie; and all state representatives are politicians; then all state representatives lie.

or

if Lubbock County has the highest rate of STD's; and Texas Tech is located in Lubbock County; then Texas Tech is located in the county that has the highest rate of STD'

As to beating up anybody that comprehends statistics, I doubt it. I won't need to beat somebody up to take their lunch money. If all of the people that are in that class are as sharp as you, they would just give me their money out of respect.

[Firebird]

Wide, it is not the vinegar and water that is so bad about being a ******, but rather the ultimate destination and fate of a ******. Think about it.

[dragonfootballfan]

It is interesting to note that at first I simply posted information challenging asinine misconceptions, without attacking anyone, but was instantly attacked personally. Intellectually inferior people often have a hard time when they are challenged, and immediately resort to personal attacks.
well I think that with me, you called me out first. You did not outright personally attack me in the post below, but you insinuated that I am not an intelligent person.

Read the damn post again dragonfootball fan. Then go take a high school statistics class. Then understand how you can manipulate statistics to SEEM to indicate something they really don't.

[wide-e-wide]

It is interesting to note that at first I simply posted information challenging asinine misconceptions, without attacking anyone, but was instantly attacked personally. Intellectually inferior people often have a hard time when they are challenged, and immediately resort to personal attacks.


Grown people usually have enough sense to know...you shouldn't have unprotected sex. Therefore, removing any of your concerns voiced previously.

In other words.......if you handle your business...and engage your brain...you don't have to worry about any of this nonsense to begin with.

Old guy trying to score some college tail????
WTF is that all about?

If it were not for idiots like you.....STD's wouldn't be as widespread as they are.

[Firebird]

The post was really a reply to AZTigers comment on the "STD-rampantess of Tceh", when the stats do not bear out that Tech is any more STD rampant than any other campus. The post indicates that Lubbock Co.'s high STD rate seems to indicate something it really does not.

[Firebird]

Please inform me on your fail-proof method of avoiding STD's. Wide. CONDOMS DON"T ALWAYS WORK. Besides, it was meant to be a mildly humorous remark as to why someone might be interested in knowing STD rates at certain schools, not a real reason.

Let me rephrase my statement.

If I were looking to meet my future wife (or husband) at a campus, I would want to go to a school where there was a lower rate of STDs. Low STD's= Lower skankiness factor. Lower skankiness factor= more likely to be marriage worthy.

[dragonfootballfan]

I must add something to the conjunctive property that I wrote about in a post above.

The conjunctive property in mathematics is fully reversable meaning that you can rearrange all of the numbers or variables and still be correct. This is not always true when applying the property to the verbal conjunctive property. Take the verbal example from my previous post.

If all politicians lie; and all state representatives are politicians; then all state representatives lie.

The final statement in that line of reasoning is true, but try this one.

If all state representatives lie; and state representatives are politicians; then all politicians lie.

In that statement the final statement is not necessarily correct in following only the information provided.

[dragonfootballfan]

Let me rephrase my statement.

If I were looking to meet my future wife (or husband) at a campus, I would want to go to a school where there was a lower rate of STDs. Low STD's= Lower skankiness factor. Lower skankiness factor= more likely to be marriage worthy.
This statement contradicts this statement that you made not too long ago.
Plus, if you are a prospective studnet who is counting enjoying on the feminine charms of the student bodies while on campus (or just a old guy hoping to score some college tail), you might be interested in stats like that. Never hurts to play the odds.
wouldn't you want to go to the more skanky school if you were looking to "score some college tail"

[wide-e-wide]

Please inform me on your fail-proof method of avoiding STD's. Wide. CONDOMS DON"T ALWAYS WORK. Besides, it was meant to be a mildly humorous remark as to why someone might be interested in knowing STD rates at certain schools, not a real reason.

Let me rephrase my statement.

If I were looking to meet my future wife (or husband) at a campus, I would want to go to a school where there was a lower rate of STDs. Low STD's= Lower skankiness factor. Lower skankiness factor= more likely to be marriage worthy.

Okay.....keep it in your pants...is that "fail-proof" enough for you?
I wouldn't know...I never associated with skanks... I'm married and have 6 kids...I don't have to worry about that kind of stuff anyway...

[Firebird]

Yet again, read the post. I am not "looking to score some college tail." That post was meant to be a humorous remark, not taken seriously, meant more as a comment on the stereotypical thought process of 18 year old guys. Unfortunately, written words do not communicate ideas the same way spoken ones do.

And I do apologize of I misinterpreted your post "Tech is located in the County with the highest rate of STD's. Feel Better." Let me know if that was not supposed to be insulting.

[dragonfootballfan]

And I do apologize of I misinterpreted your post "Tech is located in the County with the highest rate of STD's. Feel Better." Let me know if that was not supposed to be insulting.
What did you feel was insulting about that post?

[wide-e-wide]

I am not "looking to score some college tail." That post was meant to be a humorous remark, not taken seriously, meant more as a comment on the stereotypical thought process of 18 year old guys.

So are these 18 years olds the "old guys" you were referring to???

[Firebird]

Let me clear this up once and for all.

A. I am not interested in scoring college tail, or in skanks. I went to Abilene Christian, in part to avoid skanks, and because I liked that ACU encourages moral behavior. However, I knew many guys in high school who, apparently, thought only about hooking up at college. These same guys, not thinking with the correct head, often could not be bothered with safe sex. That post was meant as a little jab at that kind of thinking NOT a serious justification for looking up STD rates.

B. I went to the trouble of looking this stuff up because I have a strange (and admittedly anal) thing about people passing around urban myths as facts and misinterpreting stats. I knew noththing about STD rates until motivated to dig around after reading the thread. Odd, perhaps, but it does not merit being called a dipsh*t, wide.

[Firebird]

Dragonfootballfan, I suppose it was previous irritation from Wide's post. Sorry about that.

[dragonfootballfan]

So are these 18 years olds the "old guys" you were referring to???
no he is trapped. He has gone from the best place to "score some college tail" to the best place to find a wife and now is trying to say it was a joke.

but it is not possible to trap him because everybody knows it is not possible for a couple of guys that have not taken a high school statistics class to be able to comprehend the big numbers that Firebird has shown us.

[Firebird]

No Dragon, the first post (about giving a sh** someone passes around urban legends 3rd hand was absolutely serious). The second post was meant to keep the discussion a little light. I had hoped that the use of phrases like "femine charms of the student bodies made that clear."

[dragonfootballfan]

Dragonfootballfan, I suppose it was previous irritation from Wide's post. Sorry about that.
thats funny because you posted your post directed to me at the exact same time that wide posted his post and you posted a response to wide's post after your post directed to me. If Wide's post irritated you more than mine, why then would you not respond to his first?

[wide-e-wide]

I went to the trouble of looking this stuff up because I have a strange (and admittedly anal) thing about people passing around urban myths as facts and misinterpreting stats. I knew noththing about STD rates until motivated to dig around after reading the thread. Odd, perhaps, but it does not merit being called a dipsh*t, wide.

Just my opinion...but this probably isn't the best thread to use the word "anal" on....

And I beg to differ...that does merit being called a dipsh.t...and the fact that you still don't understand that....makes you an incredible dipsh.t...

And you went to ACU???
And you are talking smack about me not going to UT????

Further evidence that my dipsh.t theory is right on....

[Firebird]

I meant wide's "who gives a sh**, why did you actually go to the trouble of looking this up" post.

[Firebird]

No wide, getting personal on a chat board, and calling someone you never met a dipsh** is completely unmerited.

[wide-e-wide]

thats funny because you posted your post directed to me at the exact same time that wide posted his post and you posted a response to wide's post after your post directed to me. If Wide's post irritated you more than mine, why then would you not respond to his first?


Oh the tangled web we weave....when first we practice dipsh.tism.

[Firebird]

By the way, it is hilarious and witty that you understand that "anal" can be used in two different ways. I have some more humor that is right at you rlevel..

On the farm, the c*** (alternate term for rooster) crows in the morning (Snicker)

Place the butt of your rifle against your shoulder (now I am dying laughing).

[dragonfootballfan]

By the way, it is hilarious and witty that you understand that "anal" can be used in two different ways. I have some more humor that is right at you rlevel..

On the farm, the c*** (alternate term for rooster) crows in the morning (Snicker)

Place the butt of your rifle against your shoulder (now I am dying laughing).
you don't need jokes to be funny. Your last 5 posts have been much funnier than this.

[Firebird]

Actually, the funniest joke is married man with six kids who has nothing better to do than contiunally provoke flame wars online. Especially since most of the time he is attempting to prove how dopey some high school kid is.

[wide-e-wide]

No wide, getting personal on a chat board, and calling someone you never met a dipsh** is completely unmerited.

I don't have to meet you to know that...I just have to read what you post.
And the more you post...the more you remove what little doubt I may have had.

You didn't honestly think you were going to come on here and be Mr. Wizard and dazzle us with stats and numbers about who has the clap...and who doesn't...and nobody was going to say..."who gives a sh.."

C'mon man....the fact that this is a football message board should have told you that nobody wants to hear about that.

[wide-e-wide]

Actually, the funniest joke is married man with six kids who has nothing better to do than contiunally provoke flame wars online. Especially since most of the time he is attempting to prove how dopey some high school kid is.


No the funniest part is your punk *** wouldn't say sh.. if you were sitting right in front of me...but since you aren't you feel like you've got a pair and you can say anything.

It's not like I just post up on the internet all day...and provoke people. I do have some civilized discussions with people on here from time to time.

[Firebird]

I've noticed you quite often bring up your ability to kick everyone's a**. This also indicates a level of maturity rarely seen in fathers. I, for one, hope to constantly reinforce to my son that I can kick a lot of people's a**es. This is probably the most important quality a person can posess... the ability to kick someone's a** and tell them about it on the internet.

And, I doubt you would actually harm, or attempt to harm anyone in person, because, as you have said often, you mostly like to stir sh** up. Then, when you suceed in doing so, you like to threaten them with moderator action. Neither you, nor I would ever be stupid enough to risk jail time over something like this.

[Firebird]

As far as my somewhat off topic post goes, it is certainly no more pointless than the endless " stupid aggy" retread you subject the boards to constantly.

[wide-e-wide]

Then, when you suceed in doing so, you like to threaten them with moderator action.

Wrong!
I have never once ran to the admins over anything on this board....never.
In fact I was banned once for not doing that...I probably could have and the whole thing could have been avoided. But I refuse to be a snitch...even if it is on the internet.
I have stated many times that I like to stir up sh..?????
No.....I have stated many times that I am what I am...abrasive and hard to get along with.....not that I purposely provoke people to get my thrills.

Anytime any poster has been banned because of a spat involving me.....the admins came to me...I didn't go to them.

Let me take part of that back.........I did PM KT2000 one time about Redneck'n and his racist remarks......I did that because I thought it was about to get really nasty and I wanted to give him a heads up. But I was covering my own ***....not snitching on him.

And when did I say I could kick everybody's ***????? Matter of fact.....when did I say I could kick anybody's ***?

[wide-e-wide]

As far as my somewhat off topic post goes, it is certainly no more pointless than the endless " stupid aggy" retread you subject the boards to constantly.


Oh and I'm the only one that thinks it's funny right????
You're outnumbered on that one bro.

[Firebird]

Funny several times, but it's worn off. But I am going to submit to your wise judgment on what does and does not constitute a dipsh**.

Being abrasive and hard to get along with makes me not a dipsh**.
Making up an alternate identity soley for the purpose of mocking gradutates of a university that is light years superior to my own alma mater makes me not a dipsh**
Taking time to check the stupid crap people throw out as fact= dipsh**.

I'm done, my stupid internet posting time ends at 1:20 AM. And, lets face it, pretty much all internet posting is stupid. We all need a little stupidity in our lives.

[wide-e-wide]

Funny several times, but it's worn off. But I am going to submit to your wise judgment on what does and does not constitute a dipsh**.

Being abrasive and hard to get along with makes me not a dipsh**.
Making up an alternate identity soley for the purpose of mocking gradutates of a university that is light years superior to my own alma mater makes me not a dipsh**
Taking time to check the stupid crap people throw out as fact= dipsh**.

I'm done, my stupid internet posting time ends at 1:20 AM. And, lets face it, pretty much all internet posting is stupid. We all need a little stupidity in our lives.


Light years huh?
Does Sam Houston have a dog cemetery with little scoreboards somewhere in Huntsville that I am unaware of???? Are they involved in any sort of law suit involving the name "Bearkats"??? Was their coach spotted on the sidelines eating a freakin' snack cake....DURING THE DAMN GAME...??? Do they practice yelling??? Do they eat list???Do they fling sh..??? Do they keep their recruits pockets full of money??? Did they put boards on the WRONG SIDE OF THE FREAKING WINDOWS????
Light years might be a bit of an overstatement. More well known...yes...more vast course of studies...yes...larger enrollment...yes...
Light years ahead??? not really....

And the alternate identity is a joke...'ya know...sarcasm...Good Lord you people are like a bunch of 13 year old little girls. Stop wearing your feelings on your damn sleeve.

And for the record...I never commented on Tech being the clap capital of the world...I could care less.

[dragonfootballfan]

don't get upset wide. The reason he pointed out the statistic is because he wanted to show what he learned in his high school statistics class. He wanted to show how much smarter he was than all of us on this board. He failed in that he did not even know the conjunctive logic property.

He got really upset when everybody did not immediately say, "Firebird you are the smartest man alive. Those statistics are really great, but they are not as good as that really awesome analysis that you have provided. We the uneducated masses are so greatful to have a person of your intellectual clout posting on this board."

Once we pointed out how the statistics were not only meaningless, but to look them up did not have a point, he tried to show how superior he was. After he was trapped, by switching is position and supposed audience twice he started to attack your character and school. That won't work either because we all know people that do not practice safe sex and go to ACU do not have a leg to stand on. I am interested to see what he will say next.

[bowiedawgs01]

Lubbock County has the highest rate of STD's. Firebird said it was because Tech makes up more of the population there than other college towns. Isn't that just as bad? The county has a high rate because Tech is so skanky and makes up more of the population.

Think of it this way. You have 2 bodies of water into which you will dip your d!ck. Each body of water will contain 25 pirranha. One is a large swimming pool. The other is a 55-gallon barrel. Which one will you be choosing to dip in?

[AZTiger]

holy hell....see what happens when i go to bed?

firebird...calm down man, a Tech grad is the one that told me about the STD stuff, i had no clue before that. don't get your panties in a wad when i'm just passing info along from one of your own

[CyFallsMom]

Back to the original topic of this thread (simmer down now!). The UT piece was fun but the best part of the show was Matthew! He's hotter than Houston concrete on an August day!!! AND he loves dogs - he just tied Johnny Depp on my all time hottest list;)

[RedRage00]

I did not attend aggy nor UT...I'm ghetto trash remember?

Thats what I thought.

Then why all the hate towards A&M??? I'm not an aggie fan, but you talk a lot of sh*t for someone that didn't even go to UT or A&M at that.

But I won't go to your level. You keep bringin' up OLD sh*t lol

RR

[wide-e-wide]

Did you think you could just call me and my wife ghetto trash...and I was just going to forget about it?
Not on my watch jackass...I never forget.
And you did it on the board....not a PM.....so everybody saw it...remember?
I will not let that one go.

As far as me talking smack about aggy..........IT'S A FREAKING RIVALRY!!!
Hello?????????
You don't have to be a student or grad of either school in order to participate...
Or did you think every person in the stands graduated from one of the schools playing?

[dada]

Did you think you could just call me and my wife ghetto trash...and I was just going to forget about it?
Not on my watch jackass...I never forget.
And you did it on the board....not a PM.....so everybody saw it...remember?
I will not let that one go.

As far as me talking smack about aggy..........IT'S A FREAKING RIVALRY!!!
Hello?????????
You don't have to be a student or grad of either school in order to participate...
Or did you think every person in the stands graduated from one of the schools playing?
Still arguing with Aggy. dosent A&M stand for Angry and Mad?:D

[dada]

Back to the original topic of this thread (simmer down now!). The UT piece was fun but the best part of the show was Matthew! He's hotter than Houston concrete on an August day!!! AND he loves dogs - he just tied Johnny Depp on my all time hottest list;)
I Love dogs too....I'm on the Hot Houston concrete daily.......I want to be on your list.

[slorch]

Think of it this way. You have 2 bodies of water into which you will dip your d!ck. Each body of water will contain 25 pirranha. One is a large swimming pool. The other is a 55-gallon barrel. Which one will you be choosing to dip in?



this made me laugh hard! I was just wonderring if I had the clap when I dipped it in or just a bleeding chancre.


3 pages of wide and firebird barking at each other. WOW!!!! Better than lighting the fuse and watching a fireworks show!

I stand by my initial reply- at least at tech we get the STDs from the opposite sex( Austin best place to get gay husband)( no animal safe in aggyland)

by the way, I was smart enough to wear a coat in a rainstorm. No diseases caught while attending Tech. But I did meet my wife. Which is worse?:rolleyes:

[wide-e-wide]

Think of it this way. You have 2 bodies of water into which you will dip your d!ck. Each body of water will contain 25 pirranha. One is a large swimming pool. The other is a 55-gallon barrel. Which one will you be choosing to dip in?



this made me laugh hard! I was just wonderring if I had the clap when I dipped it in or just a bleeding chancre.


3 pages of wide and firebird barking at each other. WOW!!!! Better than lighting the fuse and watching a fireworks show!

I stand by my initial reply- at least at tech we get the STDs from the opposite sex( Austin best place to get gay husband)( no animal safe in aggyland)

by the way, I was smart enough to wear a coat in a rainstorm. No diseases caught while attending Tech. But I did meet my wife. Which is worse?:rolleyes:

If she reads that you are a dead man...

[RedRage00]

Did you think you could just call me and my wife ghetto trash...and I was just going to forget about it?
Not on my watch jackass...I never forget.
And you did it on the board....not a PM.....so everybody saw it...remember?
I will not let that one go.

As far as me talking smack about aggy..........IT'S A FREAKING RIVALRY!!!
Hello?????????
You don't have to be a student or grad of either school in order to participate...
Or did you think every person in the stands graduated from one of the schools playing?

Grow up!

And I called you ghetto...not your wife! I just said I felt sorry for her for having to put up with you...but I never called her ghetto!

I did not attend A&M so nothing offends me. But all the A&M fans can just shut you up by saying "What school did you go to?" LMAO!

But I'm through with you...You're not worth the time and effort!

[wide-e-wide]

Not only are you a jackass...but you are a liar to boot.
You responded to something my wife posted....and called her "ghetto trash"
It will take me a while...but I can find it.
And when I do...I expect an apology.

and take my name out of your sig please.

[dragonfootballfan]

I find it very funny that you can make fun of somebody in a signature, but you cannot have a portion of a PM that could be forwarded to anybody as your signature.

[wide-e-wide]

I find it very funny that you can make fun of somebody in a signature, but you cannot have a portion of a PM that could be forwarded to anybody as your signature.


It's quite the double standard isn't it?
That's okay...when I start blastin' back at these as.holes I better not get banned.

[RedRage00]

Not only are you a jackass...but you are a liar to boot.
You responded to something my wife posted....and called her "ghetto trash"
It will take me a while...but I can find it.
And when I do...I expect an apology.

and take my name out of your sig please.

If you find it I'll apologize.....to your wife.

OMG, Did you just say please? :D

[wide-e-wide]

If you find it I'll apologize.....to your wife.

OMG, Did you just say please? :D


No b.tch...you will apologize to me for disrespecting my wife.
And just like I said way back then....you better be glad you didn't say it
in person.
I will go to jail over sh.t like that.......

[RedRage00]

It's quite the double standard isn't it?
That's okay...when I start blastin' back at these as.holes I better not get banned.

You've already been banned what? 3 times? You know the KT's won't do anything to you so you keep doing it. They like you for some reason. I don't get it LOL

The reason you get banned is b/c you cross the line when you do attack people. VERY SHORT FUSE YOU HAVE!! If someone REMOTELY disagrees with you, you go on ATTACK mode.

RR

[RedRage00]

No b.tch...you will apologize to me for disrespecting my wife.
And just like I said way back then....you better be glad you didn't say it
in person.
I will go to jail over sh.t like that.......

Find it....and if you do, tell your wife to PM me!

[dragonfootballfan]

You've already been banned what? 3 times? You know the KT's won't do anything to you so you keep doing it. They like you for some reason. I don't get it LOL

The reason you get banned is b/c you cross the line when you do attack people. VERY SHORT FUSE YOU HAVE!! If someone REMOTELY disagrees with you, you go on ATTACK mode.

RR
Wide never insulted somebody in their signature. I think that goes farther than anything that Wide has ever done.

[RedRage00]

Wide never insulted somebody in their signature. I think that goes farther than anything that Wide has ever done.

I don't think I'm insulting him since he said himself in a thread that he didn't go to UT.

RR

[dada]

Guys, guys, guys! Don't you see this is just what the terrorists want us to do? The war is out there, man! Out there! Now, pull it together!

[dragonfootballfan]

I don't think I'm insulting him since he said himself in a thread that he didn't go to UT.

RR
you are saying that he is inferior to another person in your signature. That seems like an insult to me

[RedRage00]

you are saying that he is inferior to another person in your signature. That seems like an insult to me

No no. Nothing like that. But I changed it cause he asked me and said PLEASE :D

RR

[RedRage00]

Guys, guys, guys! Don't you see this is just what the terrorists want us to do? The war is out there, man! Out there! Now, pull it together!

TRUE!

But sometimes it's fun! lol