DFW is #1 in other things also.........

[cyfallsbooster2]

Down here in the Houston area, as I am sure it is with the other major metropolitan areas in the state, we have message boards along the freeways to keep motorists advised of traffic conditions and such. Those same message boards are also used for Amber and Silver alerts. I see alot more Silver alerts than I do Ambers, which in my mind is a good thing I guess. However, it seems that everytime a Silver alert is posted, it is for someone from the DFW area. Just this week it was someone from Trophy Club. What's up with you people up there? Is GoOwls involved?

[SLC93]

Having driven your highways and spent time surrounded by your drivers, I'd much prefer that there were no boards anywhere near the Houston area. Y'all are having a rough enough go of it with the concept of lanes and merging. Adding reading to the mix could prove to be auto armageddon down there in Skeeterville.:D

[The King]

I had a police officer once tell me that drivers in Houston Cannot drive on dry surfaces.

Personally I think Thousands of Villages are missing their idiot cause they came to Houston to Drive.

[RedRage00]

I see them, but I really don't pay attention.

[SLC93]

I see them, but I really don't pay attention.


I feel the same way about midgets.


If those boards were in hd and wrapped in scarves, you'd watch!

[fbstangman]

dallas....home of the most bleach blondes and breast implants in the state.
dallas...the place where the airplane refuels so it can go somewhere else.
dallas...still pees me off every Nov. 22nd.
dallas.. why Texas has a bad name for bragging too much.
dallas.. my favorite name for an exotic dancer.

[yallerjacket2]

Down here in the Houston area, as I am sure it is with the other major metropolitan areas in the state, we have message boards along the freeways to keep motorists advised of traffic conditions and such. Those same message boards are also used for Amber and Silver alerts. I see alot more Silver alerts than I do Ambers, which in my mind is a good thing I guess. However, it seems that everytime a Silver alert is posted, it is for someone from the DFW area. Just this week it was someone from Trophy Club. What's up with you people up there? Is GoOwls involved?

CFB2 hates old people?

[RedRage00]

dallas....home of the most bleach blondes and breast implants in the state.
dallas...the place where the airplane refuels so it can go somewhere else.
dallas...still pees me off every Nov. 22nd.
dallas.. why Texas has a bad name for bragging too much.
dallas.. my favorite name for an exotic dancer.

Dallas...Yeah, we know we're hotter and better than Houston. :D ;)

[fbstangman]

i really don't hate Dallas,but i could not pass up the opportunity to tick off a whole city. If oklahoma didn't suck so hard y'all would be further south.;)

[E-Vol-ution]

Just proves even when alzheimers or dementia has set in...no one wants to go to Oklahoma.
Down here in the Houston area, as I am sure it is with the other major metropolitan areas in the state, we have message boards along the freeways to keep motorists advised of traffic conditions and such. Those same message boards are also used for Amber and Silver alerts. I see alot more Silver alerts than I do Ambers, which in my mind is a good thing I guess. However, it seems that everytime a Silver alert is posted, it is for someone from the DFW area. Just this week it was someone from Trophy Club. What's up with you people up there? Is GoOwls involved?

[cyfallsbooster2]

CFB2 hates old people?

cfb2 IS an old people.:Censor:

[cyfallsbooster2]

Just proves even when alzheimers or dementia has set in...no one wants to go to Oklahoma.

That's another thing! I moved my son up to the NW side of Fort Worth this past weekend. What is up with all the ou regalia up there?

[yankee]

That's another thing! I moved my son up to the NW side of Fort Worth this past weekend. What is up with all the ou regalia up there?

it's the latest rage. :cool:

[cyfallsbooster2]

it's the latest rage. :cool:

RR started that?!:eek:

[E-Vol-ution]

I blame anything like that on the Bass family...........:ninja:That's another thing! I moved my son up to the NW side of Fort Worth this past weekend. What is up with all the ou regalia up there?

[RedRage00]

That's another thing! I moved my son up to the NW side of Fort Worth this past weekend. What is up with all the ou regalia up there?

Because Southlake sucks just as much as OU. ;):ninja:

[yankee]

RR started that?!:eek:

OU = not gay.

so no.

[RedRage00]

OU = not gay.

so no.

good one :rolleyes:

[SLC]

Because Southlake sucks just as much as OU. ;):ninja:


Hater.

[okt0ber]

Having driven your highways and spent time surrounded by your drivers, I'd much prefer that there were no boards anywhere near the Houston area. Y'all are having a rough enough go of it with the concept of lanes and merging. Adding reading to the mix could prove to be auto armageddon down there in Skeeterville.:D

Traffic is a lot worse in Dallas, actually, according to TxDOT. I've never had any problems merging in Houston. You just actually have to be able to do it at 70 MPH. People in Dallas drive too slow. Same with SA.

[GTown02]

Dallas, and driving too slow are two things I've never seen in the same sentence before.

I learned to drive on Dallas freeways and if you weren't going 70+ you were a major hazard to everyone around you. I don't know if that's changed since I moved a couple of years ago, but I remember having to drive 10 over to stay with the flow of traffic.

Driving out here in El Paso is a complete nightmare. I have a hard time getting over 65 without tailgaiting someone!:Censor:

[cyfallsbooster2]

So why ARE all the elderly people trying to get away from up there?:confused:

[SLC93]

it's the latest rage. :cool:

Well, that and losing to one's biggest rival and/or your bowl game. Stylin!:ninja:

[SLC93]

dallas....home of the most bleach blondes and breast implants in the state.
dallas...the place where the airplane refuels so it can go somewhere else.
dallas...still pees me off every Nov. 22nd.
dallas.. why Texas has a bad name for bragging too much.
dallas.. my favorite name for an exotic dancer.

Not sure you have a leg to stand on there. The boomtown that is Houston has done as much damage there, if not more.

Be honest. This is more about the skeeters and lack of Super Bowls down there than anything else. Right?:D

[slcdragonfan]

i really don't hate Dallas,but i could not pass up the opportunity to tick off a whole city. If oklahoma didn't suck so hard y'all would be further south.;)

hmmm. You are in Tennessee? Why are YOU talking trash? :D

[SLC93]

RR started that?!:eek:

and he brought sexy back ..... according to the good folks down on Oak Lawn. ;):ninja:

[SLC93]

Traffic is a lot worse in Dallas, actually, according to TxDOT. I've never had any problems merging in Houston. You just actually have to be able to do it at 70 MPH. People in Dallas drive too slow. Same with SA.

Traffic may be worse up here but the iq level behind the wheel is markedly better. I can say that because I still think there are too many idiots on the road up here. For the record, I merge at 80 whenever possible.:D

[E-Vol-ution]

Elderly people always migrate south............been to Florida lately?
So why ARE all the elderly people trying to get away from up there?:confused:

[SLC93]

Dallas, and driving too slow are two things I've never seen in the same sentence before.I learned to drive on Dallas freeways and if you weren't going 70+ you were a major hazard to everyone around you. I don't know if that's changed since I moved a couple of years ago, but I remember having to drive 10 over to stay with the flow of traffic.

Driving out here in El Paso is a complete nightmare. I have a hard time getting over 65 without tailgaiting someone!:Censor:

I agree and I have a heavy foot.

[slcdragonfan]

Not sure you have a leg to stand on there. The boomtown that is Houston has done as much damage there, if not more.

Be honest. This is more about the skeeters and lack of Super Bowls down there than anything else. Right?:D

You forgot cockroaches. Remember, I lived there for 30 years or so.

That said, the freeways are much more rational in Houston; Bush senior fixed the 59 corridor and even 45 is better than it used to be. Dallas freeways are just crazy, and signage sucks as well. But I ain't got no cockroaches. :D

[SLC93]

So why ARE all the elderly people trying to get away from up there?:confused:

I throw rocks at old people.:Music

[SLC93]

hmmm. You are in Tennessee? Why are YOU talking trash? :D

An offseason of watching coach Lane?

[cyfallsbooster2]

Traffic may be worse up here but the iq level behind the wheel is markedly better. I can say that because I still think there are too many idiots on the road up here. For the record, I merge at 80 whenever possible.:D

So why is Northlake just west of Southlake?:confused:

[cyfallsbooster2]

I throw rocks at old people.:Music

Ouch!:Censor:

[RedRage00]

Traffic is a lot worse in Dallas, actually, according to TxDOT. I've never had any problems merging in Houston. You just actually have to be able to do it at 70 MPH. People in Dallas drive too slow. Same with SA.

The few times that I've been to Houston were the worse. That city just sucks in everything.

I agree with San Antonio drivers though. When I visit SA I have to remember that I'm not in Dallas or I may get a ticket from flying by those slow @$$ drivers!

I LOVE SPEEDING UP AND DOWN THE DALLAS NORTH TOLLWAY!!!!! :notworthy

[RedRage00]

I throw rocks at old people.:Music

I grabbed slcdragonfan's walker and ran! :eek: :D

[slcdragonfan]

I grabbed slcdragonfan's walker and ran! :eek: :D

Dude! :mad:





I use a dually with turbo walker, you better be careful with that. :D

and why are all my windows broken? slc93??????

[SLC93]

So why is Northlake just west of Southlake?:confused:

Town founders were delusional from the malaria they contracted down in Skeeterville.

[SLC93]

Ouch!:Censor:

That crazy, clown paint freaks me out. You brought this upon yourself.:cool:

[SLC93]

I grabbed slcdragonfan's walker and ran! :eek: :D

Stolen walker running? Man, if Chitown had landed the Olympics that would have been a medal event fo sho!:D

[SLC93]

Dude! :mad:





I use a dually with turbo walker, you better be careful with that. :D

and why are all my windows broken? slc93??????

:confused:

I'm sorry. I just returned from a morning study of scripture with my prayer group. Broken windows, you say. Hmmmm.....:ninja:

[cyfallsbooster2]

That crazy, clown paint freaks me out. You brought this upon yourself.:cool:

It really all just started as a question about why so many of the silver alerts are from the the DFW area. It really gets kinda funny seeing them all the time. You guys have some really wild old farts up there.:notworthy