The Curse of Jessica Simpson

[CoppellCowboy57]

Okay, lets get this out of the way first, I'm not making excuses for the Cowboys, but What I am saying is that there are some interesting points that may mean we litrally have a curse much like the Chicago Cubs have, and The Boston Red Sox used to have.

1998, Jessica make first album, Cowboys lose first round of the play-offs to the Arizona Cardinals 20-7

1999, Jessicas First album released, Cowboys lose to the Minnisota in first round of the play-offs

2000-2002, Jessica starts making it really big Cowboys go 5-11 all three seasons

2003, Jessica doesnt make an album cowboys go 10-6 and lose in the first round of the play-offs (Tony Romos is Drafted by Cowboys)

2004, Jessica releases "In this Skin" Album, Cowboys miss the play-offs

2005, Jessica Simpson stars as Daisy Duke in Dukes of Hazard remake, Cowboys miss the play-offs

2006, Jessica Simpson doesnt make an Album. Cowboys go 9-7 under Tony Romo, Romo fumbles game winning FG, Rummered to be dating Tony Romo

2007, Tony Romo & Jessica Simpson Start dating. Cowboys post a 13-3 Record losing in the second round of the play-offs to the Super Bowl Champion Giants. Romo and Simpson went to mexico during the first week of the play-offs during the Cowboys Bye Week.

2008, Tony Romo & Jessica Simpson still dating, Cowboys post a 10-6 record losing embarassing 44-6 lost to The Eagles missing the the Play-Offs

2009, Jessica posts "First home game the Season in the new Stadium...GO Cowboys!!!!!!!!!!" during the Cowboys Giants game, Cowboys lose to Giants 33-31.


I'm just saying...:Censor: OFF WITH HER HEAD

[Dawg Fan]

she may be a jinx but I would be happy to test that theory for myself. She is a major babe:notworthy

[15Adragon]

kryptonite.... :ninja:

[SLC]

Unless Jerry and Cartman have gotten a piece of that, then I cant blame their suckage on her.

[CoppellCowboy57]

Hey take it for what its worth, brother, the dates line up perfectly