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Stands junky
09-22-2009, 11:59 PM
Make you mad or annoyed, or just can't stand over all. Ex like bugs or something.

For me i can not stand it when people eat and you hear them smacking or chewing, or making thier food in to a castle or something. i hate guys that think they are a ladies man when really the girls hate him. When my dad changes the Tv channel every 5 secs. and Most of all when people drive my car...

yankee
09-23-2009, 12:05 AM
white people.

svhorns
09-23-2009, 12:06 AM
White people.

JBT
09-23-2009, 12:06 AM
- Drinking and driving ... unfortunately I can say I have done it and hopefully my parents will never find out.

- Certain grammatical errors.

- September 2009... worst month ever. I could write a book on how bad this month has been for me. Lots of good things but the bad things outweigh the good stuff.

- Dumb people.

- Liars

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 12:06 AM
white people.

:eek::eek:

Mong Hu
09-23-2009, 12:06 AM
white people.

Does this make you racist?:D

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 12:07 AM
- Drinking and driving ... unfortunately I can say I have done it and hopefully my parents will never find out.

- Certain grammatical errors.

- September 2009... worst month ever. I could write a book on how bad this month has been for me. Lots of good things but the bad things outweigh the good stuff.

- Dumb people.

- Liars

O gosh you prob hate me then lol :o

yankee
09-23-2009, 12:08 AM
can't a black man get some love around here?

F18mustang
09-23-2009, 12:08 AM
White people


CPTRANIER09

tayb
09-23-2009, 12:08 AM
People changing the channel every 10 seconds. I'd rather sit and watch commercials than watch 10 second clips of 10 random shows and miss part of the show where commercials ended. How about exercising some patience??

People who can't drive. I'm not talking about people on their cell phones, some people can drive while on their cell phones, I'm talking about people who should not be legally allowed to drive.

People who don't know what the speed limit is. If the speed limit is 70 do not cruise in the middle or left lane going 55. In fact, don't be in any lane going 55. If you can't manage to go within 15 miles of the speed limit stay at home on your couch.

Bluetooth headsets in almost ANY public situation. At home on the couch? Fine. Driving? Fine. Walmart? No. Chik-Fil-A? No. You don't look cool and in fact you would look a lot less like a tool if you pocketed the headset and just held your phone up to your ear.

Talking on your cell phone in dumb places. While shopping at HEB? Really? While checking out from the register? Rude. While ordering from a restaurant? I want to smack the phone out of your hand and smash it on the ground.

Cockroaches.

the_phoenix612
09-23-2009, 12:08 AM
White people.

Chewing with your mouth open.

The sound of knives on glass plates.

People not getting sarcasm.

Firebird
09-23-2009, 12:08 AM
Would this be a good time to gripe about the yard? It's what all the cool smart posters are doing lately.....

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 12:09 AM
White people


CPTRANIER09

lol wow thanks :confused:

svhorns
09-23-2009, 12:10 AM
O gosh you prob hate me then lol :o

she absolutely does... you should see the pms she sends me every night. "I can't stand that CPTRAINER09 he's so dumb... I can't believe he's actually in high school... blah blah blah" you know how girls just keep complaining..

yankee
09-23-2009, 12:10 AM
lol wow thanks :confused:

damn dawg just brush that **** off your shoulders.

svhorns
09-23-2009, 12:11 AM
lol wow thanks :confused:

Just be glad you're not white.

F18mustang
09-23-2009, 12:11 AM
lol wow thanks :confused:

People not getting sarcasm.

Ka-ching.

yankee
09-23-2009, 12:12 AM
yo cptrainer09....you mind if i call you CP for short? it can be your nickname 'round this hood.

JBT
09-23-2009, 12:12 AM
she absolutely does... you should see the pms she sends me every night. "I can't stand that CPTRAINER09 he's so dumb... I can't believe he's actually in high school... blah blah blah" you know how girls just keep complaining..

You wish I would PM you every night.

Firebird
09-23-2009, 12:14 AM
People changing the channel every 10 seconds. I'd rather sit and watch commercials than watch 10 second clips of 10 random shows and miss part of the show where commercials ended. How about exercising some patience??

People who can't drive. I'm not talking about people on their cell phones, some people can drive while on their cell phones, I'm talking about people who should not be legally allowed to drive.

People who don't know what the speed limit is. If the speed limit is 70 do not cruise in the middle or left lane going 55. In fact, don't be in any lane going 55. If you can't manage to go within 15 miles of the speed limit stay at home on your couch.

Bluetooth headsets in almost ANY public situation. At home on the couch? Fine. Driving? Fine. Walmart? No. Chik-Fil-A? No. You don't look cool and in fact you would look a lot less like a tool if you pocketed the headset and just held your phone up to your ear.

Talking on your cell phone in dumb places. While shopping at HEB? Really? While checking out from the register? Rude. While ordering from a restaurant? I want to smack the phone out of your hand and smash it on the ground.

Cockroaches.

Using bluetooth in public is a tell tale d-bag mating call. They have to let the ladies know how important they are......they have to close this deal...or set up this meeting....

F18mustang
09-23-2009, 12:15 AM
yo cptrainer09....you mind if i call you CP for short? it can be your nickname 'round this hood.

Hey yo, you jus keep callin him dat. Ill call him dead.

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 12:15 AM
People changing the channel every 10 seconds. I'd rather sit and watch commercials than watch 10 second clips of 10 random shows and miss part of the show where commercials ended. How about exercising some patience??

People who can't drive. I'm not talking about people on their cell phones, some people can drive while on their cell phones, I'm talking about people who should not be legally allowed to drive.

People who don't know what the speed limit is. If the speed limit is 70 do not cruise in the middle or left lane going 55. In fact, don't be in any lane going 55. If you can't manage to go within 15 miles of the speed limit stay at home on your couch.

Bluetooth headsets in almost ANY public situation. At home on the couch? Fine. Driving? Fine. Walmart? No. Chik-Fil-A? No. You don't look cool and in fact you would look a lot less like a tool if you pocketed the headset and just held your phone up to your ear.

Talking on your cell phone in dumb places. While shopping at HEB? Really? While checking out from the register? Rude. While ordering from a restaurant? I want to smack the phone out of your hand and smash it on the ground.

Cockroaches.

that crap ticks me off so much. me: "Hello, How are you doing today", Some dude: "O , yea ,yea, Not muching just checking out at the store watching the ******** Bagger that doesn't know what he s doing bag", sad thing is the bagger really has problems! and i have to say he is the coolest person i know. Me: Oppes i smashed your eggs when you were not looking, and double charged a few things :rolleyes:

svhorns
09-23-2009, 12:16 AM
You wish I would PM you every night.

wow... CPTRAINER... she's trying not to hurt your feelers by denying her recent pms to me... I got your back... I tell her whats up.

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 12:16 AM
hey yo, you jus keep callin him dat. Ill call him dead.

wtf?!?!?!

yankee
09-23-2009, 12:16 AM
that crap ticks me off so much. me: "Hello, How are you doing today", Some dude: "O , yea ,yea, Not muching just checking out at the store watching the ******** Bagger that doesn't know what he s doing bag", sad thing is the bagger really has problems! and i have to say he is the coolest person i know. Me: Oppes i smashed your eggs when you were not looking, and double charged a few things :rolleyes:

damn dude.
ever smoke weed?
you need to chiiiiilllllllll.

JBT
09-23-2009, 12:17 AM
damn dawg just brush that **** off your shoulders.

I want to hear you say this in person.

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 12:17 AM
yo cptrainer09....you mind if i call you CP for short? it can be your nickname 'round this hood.

lol sure you can.

yankee
09-23-2009, 12:17 AM
wtf?!?!?!

hey yo CP. i got your back brotha, no worries. don't worry 'bout them white folks. they just out fo yo money. never trust a white man. that's advice from one brotha to anotha.

F18mustang
09-23-2009, 12:18 AM
wtf?!?!?!

Jesus....


http://doesitallmatter.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/sarcasmmeter2.gif

svhorns
09-23-2009, 12:18 AM
damn dude.
ever smoke weed?
you need to chiiiiilllllllll.

for real... this dude need a rillo. CP you see that's what's wrong wit white people... yall be takin' life wayyyy to serious... smoke a bleezy..

yankee
09-23-2009, 12:18 AM
I want to hear you say this in person.

just wait till i'm hammered come ou/tech in lubbock. ;)

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 12:18 AM
damn dude.
ever smoke weed?
you need to chiiiiilllllllll.

lol nope i dont smoke weed, i'm a chill person over all :D

JBT
09-23-2009, 12:19 AM
wow... CPTRAINER... she's trying not to hurt your feelers by denying her recent pms to me... I got your back... I tell her whats up.

Hahahaha, no sir. I do not PM anyone on here. They PM me.


... Especially not you.




:)

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 12:19 AM
Jesus....


http://doesitallmatter.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/sarcasmmeter2.gif

lol ok ok ok i cant take a joke so much. most white people can't anyway..

svhorns
09-23-2009, 12:20 AM
lol ok ok ok i cant take a joke so much. most white people can't anyway..

tru dat... take #1dawgfan for example... that cracker always be takin' people too serious..

yankee
09-23-2009, 12:21 AM
lol ok ok ok i cant take a joke so much. most white people can't anyway..

wait.
you white?
i can't believe this ****.
i need another puff.

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 12:21 AM
hey yo CP. i got your back brotha, no worries. don't worry 'bout them white folks. they just out fo yo money. never trust a white man. that's advice from one brotha to anotha.

LOl but i'm white :confused: so does that mean i cant trust my self lol :D

F18mustang
09-23-2009, 12:21 AM
just wait till i'm hammered come ou/tech in lubbock. ;)

This will be an awesome night and I can't wait.

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 12:21 AM
wait.
you white?
i can't believe this ****.
i need another puff.

yes im white :o

svhorns
09-23-2009, 12:22 AM
Hahahaha, no sir. I do not PM anyone on here. They PM me.


... Especially not you.




:)

lmao... I bet I can make you pm me before I pm you

BDB
09-23-2009, 12:22 AM
white people.

cp

copypasta

other cp

yankee
09-23-2009, 12:22 AM
LOl but i'm white :confused: so does that mean i cant trust my self lol :D

yo dawg. you just ****** up my night. i thought i had anotha brotha on the board. we the minority man. damn, i can't believe this...

JBT
09-23-2009, 12:23 AM
just wait till i'm hammered come ou/tech in lubbock. ;)


Hahahahaha of courseeeee.

svhorns
09-23-2009, 12:23 AM
yes im white :o

dats aiight... you our honorary brotha... you feel me?

yankee
09-23-2009, 12:24 AM
This will be an awesome night and I can't wait.

me too man, me too. :notworthy

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 12:24 AM
dats aiight... you our honorary brotha... you feel me?

lol sure i feel ya..:notworthy

JBT
09-23-2009, 12:24 AM
This will be an awesome night and I can't wait.


Biting the bullet.


lmao... I bet I can make you pm me before I pm you

Ummmm if I asked you to PM me, you would in a heartbeat. Guarantee it.

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 12:25 AM
yo dawg. you just ****** up my night. i thought i had anotha brotha on the board. we the minority man. damn, i can't believe this...

Well my bad man!! my bad!!

yankee
09-23-2009, 12:25 AM
lol nope i dont smoke weed, i'm a chill person over all :D

dawg i'm in a kimono and i just smoked a whole blunt. you ain't as chill as me, aite?

svhorns
09-23-2009, 12:25 AM
Biting the bullet.




Ummmm if I asked you to PM me, you would in a heartbeat. Guarantee it.

WoooooooooooooooooW... doo it i dare you... but you have to ask me in a pm

tayb
09-23-2009, 12:25 AM
Using bluetooth in public is a tell tale d-bag mating call. They have to let the ladies know how important they are......they have to close this deal...or set up this meeting....

Yup. Definitely a Class A wankshaft.

Another one I'd like to add is the indoor sunglass guy. Why????? Fluorescent lighting too bright???

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 12:26 AM
white people.

cp

copypasta

other cp

lol

svhorns
09-23-2009, 12:26 AM
lol sure i feel ya..:notworthy

dats whats up... you wanna go to da scrip club?

yankee
09-23-2009, 12:27 AM
Biting the bullet.




Ummmm if I asked you to PM me, you would in a heartbeat. Guarantee it.

damn, this woman's gotta be all harsh. if you don't wanna hang, that's cool...;)

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 12:27 AM
dawg i'm in a kimono and i just smoked a whole blunt. you ain't as chill as me, aite?

nope i never will either. ( at being chill)

yankee
09-23-2009, 12:27 AM
Well my bad man!! my bad!!

naw it's aite man. i got some brand new kicks so i'm chillin.

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 12:28 AM
dats whats up... you wanna go to da scrip club?

lol next time im in the NB area we can go..:D

svhorns
09-23-2009, 12:28 AM
naw it's aite man. i got some brand new kicks so i'm chillin.

you get dem new J's?

F18mustang
09-23-2009, 12:28 AM
damn, this woman's gotta be all harsh. if you don't wanna hang, that's cool...;)

Gotta let loose dam kindsa hoes, knowhaimsayin' dawhhh?

BDB
09-23-2009, 12:29 AM
Yup. Definitely a Class A wankshaft.

Another one I'd like to add is the indoor sunglass guy. Why????? Fluorescent lighting too bright???

sometimes your eyes are just REALLLLLLLY dilated......

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 12:29 AM
naw it's aite man. i got some brand new kicks so i'm chillin.

speaking of that i need to get some new ones. the rubber is coming off and i got a hole in one lol

JBT
09-23-2009, 12:30 AM
WoooooooooooooooooW... doo it i dare you... but you have to ask me in a pm

No. I am not an igot.

So yeah... PM me please. I have something to tell you.

yankee
09-23-2009, 12:30 AM
you get dem new J's?

fo sho negro. wanna see me run?

svhorns
09-23-2009, 12:31 AM
lol next time im in the NB area we can go..:D

yea manye dats whats up... bring some chedda and yours moms ride and we can ghost ride da whip.

JBT
09-23-2009, 12:31 AM
damn, this woman's gotta be all harsh. if you don't wanna hang, that's cool...;)

Hahaha that is between F18 and I. ;) And yes, yes I want to chiiilll son.

svhorns
09-23-2009, 12:32 AM
No. I am not an igot.

So yeah... PM me please. I have something to tell you.

I can't... my pms are broken just pm me is it important?

yankee
09-23-2009, 12:32 AM
speaking of that i need to get some new ones. the rubber is coming off and i got a hole in one lol

just do what i do dawg.
gotta goodwill by yo place? hit it up. no luck there?
try kmart.

F18mustang
09-23-2009, 12:33 AM
Hahaha that is between F18 and I. ;) And yes, yes I want to chiiilll son.

I knew you would. =)

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 12:33 AM
yea manye dats whats up... bring some chedda and yours moms ride and we can ghost ride da whip.

lol my mom lives in NB :D so should be easy to trade rides

RedRage00
09-23-2009, 12:34 AM
I have to agree with whoever said slow drivers in the fast lane. Here, its almost always an asian lady in a minivan. :Censor: Get the :Censor: out the way before I shoot out your tires.

svhorns
09-23-2009, 12:34 AM
fo sho negro. wanna see me run?

naw... i wanna see u hoop... I'll dunk all over u... I got dem new j's bout 3 months befoe day came out... my girl be workin at footlocker makin that chedda ya know...

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 12:34 AM
just do what i do dawg.
gotta goodwill by yo place? hit it up. no luck there?
try kmart.

lol they just opened one up not to far away from my house lol :cool:
and kmart is shut down in the area. only got walmart or target

svhorns
09-23-2009, 12:35 AM
I have to agree with whoever said slow drivers in the fast lane. Here, its almost always an asian lady in a minivan. :Censor: Get the :Censor: out the way before I shoot out your tires.

who dis cracka? like i said deese fools need to learn to chill da f out... smoke somethin... damn

yankee
09-23-2009, 12:35 AM
Gotta let loose dam kindsa hoes, knowhaimsayin' dawhhh?

all deez damn tricks tryna shoot my gloc man. gotta know when to let em go.

yankee
09-23-2009, 12:35 AM
I have to agree with whoever said slow drivers in the fast lane. Here, its almost always an asian lady in a minivan. :Censor: Get the :Censor: out the way before I shoot out your tires.

who the **** is you?
you a brotha too?

svhorns
09-23-2009, 12:36 AM
lol my mom lives in NB :D so should be easy to trade rides

yeah... dats what im talkembout.... my honorary brotha from anotha motha

Slim-Rob
09-23-2009, 12:37 AM
she absolutely does... you should see the pms she sends me every night. "I can't stand that CPTRAINER09 he's so dumb... I can't believe he's actually in high school... blah blah blah" you know how girls just keep complaining..


dude...i dont even want to know how she sends you her PMS...

yankee
09-23-2009, 12:38 AM
naw... i wanna see u hoop... I'll dunk all over u... I got dem new j's bout 3 months befoe day came out... my girl be workin at footlocker makin that chedda ya know...

aw damn this ***** niggga just called my black *** out!
see here what you gotta do CP.
you gotta get dis man's address, bring yo click, and whoop him. on da black top.

JBT
09-23-2009, 12:39 AM
I can't... my pms are broken just pm me is it important?

Duhhhh it's super important, but you have to PM me first! I'm dumb, I don't know how to send a message first.

Kind of like how I didn't know how to make a poll...

I knew you would. =)

Just for a night. ;)

yankee
09-23-2009, 12:39 AM
lol they just opened one up not to far away from my house lol :cool:
and kmart is shut down in the area. only got walmart or target

damn CP. target? that **** cost too much. and walmart...damn, all them old ladies tryna run my black *** over with them shoppin carts.

svhorns
09-23-2009, 12:40 AM
aw damn this ***** niggga just called my black *** out!
see here what you gotta do CP.
you gotta get dis man's address, bring yo click, and whoop him. on da black top.

niggaa pleeze

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 12:40 AM
aw damn this ***** niggga just called my black *** out!
see here what you gotta do CP.
you gotta get dis man's address, bring yo click, and whoop him. on da black top.

can you translate that to white boy :o

JBT
09-23-2009, 12:40 AM
dude...i dont even want to know how she sends you her PMS...

I'm bi-polar. :)

Jk.

F18mustang
09-23-2009, 12:41 AM
can you translate that to white boy :o

Child please.

svhorns
09-23-2009, 12:41 AM
Duhhhh it's super important, but you have to PM me first! I'm dumb, I don't know how to send a message first.

Kind of like how I didn't know how to make a poll...



Just for a night. ;)

I said my pms are broken... as in they don't work...

yankee
09-23-2009, 12:41 AM
can you translate that to white boy :o

stick a 9 down his ****** throat and make him say ahhhhh

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 12:42 AM
damn CP. target? that **** cost too much. and walmart...damn, all them old ladies tryna run my black *** over with them shoppin carts.

HAHAHAHA! Man the Old ladies at mine ***** at you for everything! you and cant even walk in with out them yelling at someone.

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 12:42 AM
stick a 9 down his ****** throat and make him say ahhhhh

got ya :D

farmerfan
09-23-2009, 12:43 AM
Using bluetooth in public is a tell tale d-bag mating call. They have to let the ladies know how important they are......they have to close this deal...or set up this meeting....

I am glad I still have a cell phone w/o bluetooth capabilities. Yes I still have a Zach Morris style flip phone for a cell phone. Just don't see the need to go all high tech and all. I also still use a dell, not cool enough for the Mac or I don't understand the features enough to take advantage of them.

One thing that gets me is people who are going straight on a 3-4 lane road and they are in the right lane. Ticks me off and it shouldn't. Leave that lane for those that want to turn right :rolleyes:;)

JBT
09-23-2009, 12:43 AM
I said my pms are broken... as in they don't work...

I can't even read.

yankee
09-23-2009, 12:44 AM
HAHAHAHA! Man the Old ladies at mine ***** at you for everything! you and cant even walk in with out them yelling at someone.

i sure glad i don't talk like a white boy

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 12:44 AM
Child please.

Im white boy in the woodlands, people call the the old old apartments "fawn ridge"the getto, its not the getto fo sho..

Slim-Rob
09-23-2009, 12:45 AM
I am glad I still have a cell phone w/o bluetooth capabilities. Yes I still have a Zach Morris style flip phone for a cell phone. Just don't see the need to go all high tech and all. I also still use a dell, not cool enough for the Mac or I don't understand the features enough to take advantage of them.

One thing that gets me is people who are going straight on a 3-4 lane road and they are in the right lane. Ticks me off and it shouldn't. Leave that lane for those that want to turn right :rolleyes:;)

I have a very techy phone and I still dont use bluetooth in public. It stays in my car. The tools who walk around with it on their ears and talk piss me off too.

Bad drivers piss me off. That includes slow, wreckless, in the way, etc

i hate people who try too hard also

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 12:45 AM
i sure glad i don't talk like a white boy

:p:notworthy

svhorns
09-23-2009, 12:46 AM
Private Message: I lose

09-23-2009, 12:41 AM

JBT


Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Cypress/Lubbock
Posts: 953



I want to sleep in your bed tonight.



I win... that's what she pm'ed me

yankee
09-23-2009, 12:46 AM
Im white boy in the woodlands, people call the the old old apartments "fawn ridge"the getto, its not the getto fo sho..

awwwwwwwww dayummmmmm. this niggaa be real!

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 12:46 AM
awwwwwwwww dayummmmmm. this niggaa be real!

yea son!!!!

JBT
09-23-2009, 12:49 AM
Private Message: I lose

09-23-2009, 12:41 AM

JBT


Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Cypress/Lubbock
Posts: 953



I want to sleep in your bed tonight.



I win... that's what she pm'ed me


I didn't think you'd actually post it here... :o

svhorns
09-23-2009, 12:51 AM
I didn't think you'd actually post it here... :o

Yeah... well... I should have kept it private. oh well.

F18mustang
09-23-2009, 12:52 AM
Private Message: I lose

09-23-2009, 12:41 AM

JBT


Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Cypress/Lubbock
Posts: 953



I want to sleep in your bed tonight.



I win... that's what she pm'ed me

kinky

JBT
09-23-2009, 12:53 AM
Yeah... well... I should have kept it private. oh well.


I hate you.

svhorns
09-23-2009, 12:56 AM
I hate you.

Lets make up.

JBT
09-23-2009, 12:59 AM
Lets make up.

Okay!

Suggestions?

svhorns
09-23-2009, 01:00 AM
Okay!

Suggestions?

pm me i got a few in mind.

JBT
09-23-2009, 01:02 AM
pm me i got a few in mind.


No.

State them here. :)

Fan4Life
09-23-2009, 01:23 AM
Dont know if any1 has said this or not cuase I have not read the thread...

but i hate it when Im on the elevator going down like 6 or 8 stories here at school, and the elevator stops at every floor so that some lazy *** person can get in and then go down one story and get out...........i especially hate it when Im going down from the top floor all the way down to the bottom and it stops at the second floor so some1 can get in from the 2nd and go to the 1st....And Americans wonder why they are so dam fat!

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 01:25 AM
Dont know if any1 has said this or not cuase I have not read the thread...

but i hate it when Im on the elevator going down like 6 or 8 stories here at school, and the elevator stops at every floor so that some lazy *** person can get in and then go down one story and get out...........i especially hate it when Im going down from the top floor all the way down to the bottom and it stops at the second floor so some1 can get in from the 2nd and go to the 1st....And Americans wonder why they are so dam fat!

HAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! yes we are just lazy people. me i like walking anyway. got stuck in elevator one time. sooo i dont ride them that much.

Fan4Life
09-23-2009, 01:29 AM
HAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! yes we are just lazy people. me i like walking anyway. got stuck in elevator one time. sooo i dont ride them that much.

I got stuck on one too for hours in a hotel in South Padre with like 10 drunk people....It was soo hot!

but my rule is that if iths 3 or less stories ill walk it other than that Ill ride the elevator if its all ready there:cool:

Slim-Rob
09-23-2009, 01:30 AM
i HATE censored music.

Fan4Life
09-23-2009, 01:31 AM
i HATE censored music.

you mean censored porn:ninja::ninja:

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 01:39 AM
i hate it when facebook locks you out...

JBT
09-23-2009, 01:40 AM
I got stuck on one too for hours in a hotel in South Padre with like 10 drunk people....It was soo hot!

but my rule is that if iths 3 or less stories ill walk it other than that Ill ride the elevator if its all ready there:cool:


My friend Sarah and I ran up 30 flights of stairs at the Hotel 71 in Chicago. It was intense. We didn't want to wait for the elevator.

E-Vol-ution
09-23-2009, 07:57 AM
Anybody anywhere near me constantly scratching anything on their body.
That's reached damn near phobic status with me.

SeguinMatadors
09-23-2009, 08:21 AM
Getting donked in monster poker hands.

Irrelevant touchdowns at the end of football games I bet on that change my would be win into a loss.

Thinking I have a test one day... but walking in and realizing it is today.

Girls who wear those shorts that are a different color on the side and sort of curve on the side. Every girl at my school has a pair.

Girl who sleep with me when they have boyfriends and there as give me commitment issues.

School in general.

The fact that i had a test yesterday, two today, and one tom. at 8AM....


speaking of which, i gotta get to school.

Fan4Life
09-23-2009, 10:01 AM
My friend Sarah and I ran up 30 flights of stairs at the Hotel 71 in Chicago. It was intense. We didn't want to wait for the elevator.

lol, who would wait for one!:notworthy

Fan4Life
09-23-2009, 10:17 AM
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Matthew 2000 Eagle
09-23-2009, 10:44 AM
Damn! All of a sudden, I don't feel as black as I did before I started reading this thread.

Time to get my ghetto pass renewed!

E-Vol-ution
09-23-2009, 10:49 AM
Dang Bro....you started this. Ever feel very white?:DDamn! All of a sudden, I don't feel as black as I did before I started reading this thread.

Time to get my ghetto pass renewed!

Firebird
09-23-2009, 10:50 AM
Getting donked in monster poker hands.

Irrelevant touchdowns at the end of football games I bet on that change my would be win into a loss.

Thinking I have a test one day... but walking in and realizing it is today.

Girls who wear those shorts that are a different color on the side and sort of curve on the side. Every girl at my school has a pair.

Girl who sleep with me when they have boyfriends and there as give me commitment issues.

School in general.

The fact that i had a test yesterday, two today, and one tom. at 8AM....


speaking of which, i gotta get to school.

I know exactly what you're talking about. I have often wished I had designed and marketed those things, because I believe that they are currently the official uniform of 18-22 year old girls. I can't imagine how many they've sold.

Matthew 2000 Eagle
09-23-2009, 11:12 AM
Dang Bro....you started this. Ever feel very white?:D

Well, some cats that I used to hang out with tried to make me feel white one time, because I started to change up wardrobe...JUST A LITTLE! I still rock my Rocawear and white tees for whenever I just want to be comfortable. But, every now and then, I'll pull out some Guess, or one of my button ups from Express, with a nice pair of pants or dark jeans, and top it off with some Stacy Adams. Next thing I know, I'm getting called out because, I wasn't "g" anymore. I ignored it, and one of the guys kept going and, before it was over with, I ended up sweating out my button up, from landing roundhouses and jabs to his mug. I still looked good though!:D

But, other than before the beatdown, no, I've never felt very white. They tried to make me feel that way but, I had to remind him, and them, that we grew up on the same block.:D

RocklandDragon
09-23-2009, 11:24 AM
Well, some cats that I used to hang out with tried to make me feel white one time, because I started to change up wardrobe...JUST A LITTLE! I still rock my Rocawear and white tees for whenever I just want to be comfortable. But, every now and then, I'll pull out some Guess, or one of my button ups from Express, with a nice pair of pants or dark jeans, and top it off with some Stacy Adams. Next thing I know, I'm getting called out because, I wasn't "g" anymore. I ignored it, and one of the guys kept going and, before it was over with, I ended up sweating out my button up, from landing roundhouses and jabs to his mug. I still looked good though!

But, other than before the beatdown, no, I've never felt very white. They tried to make me feel that way but, I had to remind him, and them, that we grew up on the same block.:D


Awesomeness! RocklandDragon sports Rocawear often. :cool:

Now, back to the topic at hand.

Traffic and people knowing good and hell well that the lane is going to end but will speed up and cut into the lane. I'm waiting patiently and along with everyone else in the lane, some fool just takes off in another lane or shoulder and then tries to merge in.

:mad: :Censor:

Not getting a text back when you ask someone a question. I'm not talking like within 24 hrs...I'm saying like ever or over a week later.

Damn! That just ain't cool.

:mad:

There are probably other things but I'll think of them later.

E-Vol-ution
09-23-2009, 11:26 AM
lol........the OGs' back home all know what's up. All I did was move legal product and show them how to do the same.......I love the old block, but playing on a national or international level calls for mad respect. At the end of the day, we're all the same and I still do the annual Homeboy's picnic.:D
One of my brothers isn't like me........he told one youngster....." I robbed your Granddaddy and your Daddy, now here comes the son". lolWell, some cats that I used to hang out with tried to make me feel white one time, because I started to change up wardrobe...JUST A LITTLE! I still rock my Rocawear and white tees for whenever I just want to be comfortable. But, every now and then, I'll pull out some Guess, or one of my button ups from Express, with a nice pair of pants or dark jeans, and top it off with some Stacy Adams. Next thing I know, I'm getting called out because, I wasn't "g" anymore. I ignored it, and one of the guys kept going and, before it was over with, I ended up sweating out my button up, from landing roundhouses and jabs to his mug. I still looked good though!:D

But, other than before the beatdown, no, I've never felt very white. They tried to make me feel that way but, I had to remind him, and them, that we grew up on the same block.:D

Matthew 2000 Eagle
09-23-2009, 11:41 AM
Awesomeness! RocklandDragon sports Rocawear often. :cool:

Now, back to the topic at hand.

Traffic and people knowing good and hell well that the lane is going to end but will speed up and cut into the lane. I'm waiting patiently and along with everyone else in the lane, some fool just takes off in another lane or shoulder and then tries to merge in.

:mad: :Censor:

Not getting a text back when you ask someone a question. I'm not talking like within 24 hrs...I'm saying like ever or over a week later.

Damn! That just ain't cool.

:mad:

There are probably other things but I'll think of them later.

"It's THE ROC!"

And, I agree on everything else as well.

Matthew 2000 Eagle
09-23-2009, 11:43 AM
lol........the OGs' back home all know what's up. All I did was move legal product and show them how to do the same.......I love the old block, but playing on a national or international level calls for mad respect. At the end of the day, we're all the same and I still do the annual Homeboy's picnic.:D
One of my brothers isn't like me........he told one youngster....." I robbed your Granddaddy and your Daddy, now here comes the son". lol

:notworthy:D

Funny thing, is that they wear Coogi. Newsflash; Coogi was started in Australia! Had to school them on that!

dada
09-23-2009, 11:56 AM
:notworthy:D

Funny thing, is that they wear Coogi. Newsflash; Coogi was started in Australia! Had to school them on that!

Wait...I wear Coogi....been out of the loop for a min...is that WRONG...lol

As for Stuff I can't stand:

Overly aggressive Women.
Women who dress half naked and have attitudes when you treat them like crap. As Dave Chappelle said "Sorry, you may not be a ho, but you are wearing a Ho's uniform"
Lying Dudes
Fake Dudes
Ghetto women
People who say "ATM Machine" Automatic Teller Machine Machine?
Old people who call Wal-mart "Wallmark or Wallmarks
Women who breast feed in public and cover their breasts....don't tease me
Dudes that like to talk in the bathroom and come to the urinal right next to you
Chics with dirty white sneakers
Chics with earrings on their face and lips
Dudes in skinny jeans
all this crap on the radio that they play

SeguinMatadors
09-23-2009, 11:59 AM
I know exactly what you're talking about. I have often wished I had designed and marketed those things, because I believe that they are currently the official uniform of 18-22 year old girls. I can't imagine how many they've sold.

Yeah man. It's ridiculous. Geez girls, have some originality.

Stands junky
09-23-2009, 12:07 PM
Wait...I wear Coogi....been out of the loop for a min...is that WRONG...lol

As for Stuff I can't stand:

Overly aggressive Women.
Women who dress half naked and have attitudes when you treat them like crap. As Dave Chappelle said "Sorry, you may not be a ho, but you are wearing a Ho's uniform"
Lying Dudes
Fake Dudes
Ghetto women
People who say "ATM Machine" Automatic Teller Machine Machine?
Old people who call Wal-mart "Wallmark or Wallmarks
Women who breast feed in public and cover their breasts....don't tease me
Dudes that like to talk in the bathroom and come to the urinal right next to you
Chics with dirty white sneakers
Chics with earrings on their face and lips
Dudes in skinny jeans
all this crap on the radio that they play

i cant stand that either...

Pinion
09-23-2009, 12:17 PM
white girls. Cant stand 'em.

People I work with that dont care enough to do their job correctly.

Upper management.

Drivers that will not get out of the left lane.

Both of my X wives.

This guy I know, John. Cant stand him.

Bad breath.

Obnoxious kids.

Kids that do not respect their elders by using the terms "yes/no sir/ma'am" when answering a question.

The parents of those kids for not beating that respect into them.

People that smoke/drink while pregnant.

Abortion.


That's about all for now. having to work.

dada
09-23-2009, 12:22 PM
white girls. Cant stand 'em.

People I work with that dont care enough to do their job correctly.

Upper management.

Drivers that will not get out of the left lane.

Both of my X wives.

This guy I know, John. Cant stand him.

Bad breath.

Obnoxious kids.

Kids that do not respect their elders by using the terms "yes/no sir/ma'am" when answering a question.

The parents of those kids for not beating that respect into them.

People that smoke/drink while pregnant.

Abortion.


That's about all for now. having to work.

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/post.aspx?post=576

Miss Kitty
09-23-2009, 12:44 PM
Wait...I wear Coogi....been out of the loop for a min...is that WRONG...lol

As for Stuff I can't stand:

Overly aggressive Women.
Women who dress half naked and have attitudes when you treat them like crap. As Dave Chappelle said "Sorry, you may not be a ho, but you are wearing a Ho's uniform"
Lying Dudes
Fake Dudes
Ghetto women
People who say "ATM Machine" Automatic Teller Machine Machine?
Old people who call Wal-mart "Wallmark or Wallmarks
Women who breast feed in public and cover their breasts....don't tease me
Dudes that like to talk in the bathroom and come to the urinal right next to you
Chics with dirty white sneakers
Chics with earrings on their face and lips
Dudes in skinny jeans
all this crap on the radio that they play


Well that knocks me off your "good" list. :D

dada
09-23-2009, 12:47 PM
Well that knocks me off your "good" list. :D

Well, that's different...you're classy not trashy.

Miss Kitty
09-23-2009, 12:48 PM
Getting donked in monster poker hands.

Irrelevant touchdowns at the end of football games I bet on that change my would be win into a loss.

Thinking I have a test one day... but walking in and realizing it is today.

Girls who wear those shorts that are a different color on the side and sort of curve on the side. Every girl at my school has a pair.
Girl who sleep with me when they have boyfriends and there as give me commitment issues.

School in general.

The fact that i had a test yesterday, two today, and one tom. at 8AM....


speaking of which, i gotta get to school.


Do you hate the girls, or the shorts?

Miss Kitty
09-23-2009, 12:49 PM
Well, that's different...you're classy not trashy.

There is a time and place for both. ;) But glad you see the classy side. Thank you.

JagFan
09-23-2009, 12:49 PM
Peas!!!

yallerjacket2
09-23-2009, 01:05 PM
Racists

Dogs

Mosquitos

People who don't knoiw that it's legal to turn right on red

wide-e-wide

F18mustang
09-23-2009, 02:03 PM
mad fan

Allstarkaw
09-23-2009, 02:16 PM
1.Liars/Pretenders
2.Stupid Commentators (I.E Chris Collingsworth)
3.People who are full of themselves

RedRage00
09-23-2009, 02:25 PM
Wait...I wear Coogi....been out of the loop for a min...is that WRONG...lol

As for Stuff I can't stand:

.
Women who dress half naked and have attitudes when you treat them like crap. As Dave Chappelle said "Sorry, you may not be a ho, but you are wearing a Ho's uniform"


HA! This one in a way.

I can't stand it when there is a girl at the gym dressed in the smallest gym outfit ever and she thinks I'm checking her out :eek:
B:Censor:h, I don't want you.

dada
09-23-2009, 02:29 PM
HA! This one in a way.

I can't stand it when there is a girl at the gym dressed in the smallest gym outfit ever and she thinks I'm checking her out :eek:
B:Censor:h, I don't want you.

The crazy thing is....she's probably thinking about you when she gets dressed.

"Gonna put this on for the dude on the treadmill that be checking me out."....LMAO

Firebird
09-23-2009, 02:32 PM
HA! This one in a way.

I can't stand it when there is a girl at the gym dressed in the smallest gym outfit ever and she thinks I'm checking her out :eek:
B:Censor:h, I don't want you.

I like you man, but that's nothing to get upset about.....(insert appropriate smiley here)

farmerfan
09-23-2009, 02:35 PM
HA! This one in a way.

I can't stand it when there is a girl at the gym dressed in the smallest gym outfit ever and she thinks I'm checking her out :eek:
B:Censor:h, I don't want you.

To keep this gym related, I have a few things that usually set me off real quick in the gym.

I can't stand it when people bring their cell phone into the gym and then have a conversation on it while taking up a piece of equipment or a bench.

I hate it when you see dudes in tehre that load up the bar and when their done they are too lazy to re-rack their weights. Ok, so you could put on that much weight and actually rep it a few times and do all this grunting but when you're done you can't put it back? Real cool dood.

I hate it when you to an unoccupied bench/seat/equipment and then someody who was a station over doing a exercise comes over and says I was using that. I laugh everytime, I simply look at them and go um no you weren't you were using the other piece of equipment.

Those who take their time to do a lift and after each set they sit and have a 10 minute conversation before doing set number 2. Next thing you know, it took them 30 mins to finish 3-4 sets.

Finally those who use the squat rack for freaking bicep curls. That is not needed. THe power rack is for real heavy weights and bicep curls do not fall into that category.

BDB
09-23-2009, 02:35 PM
Private Message: I lose

09-23-2009, 12:41 AM

JBT


Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Cypress/Lubbock
Posts: 953



I want to sleep in your bed tonight.



I win... that's what she pm'ed me


you got that part, too?

dada
09-23-2009, 02:37 PM
Peas!!!

I eat my peas with Honey
I've done it all my life
It makes my peas taste funny
but it keeps them on my knife

Firebird
09-23-2009, 02:56 PM
To keep this gym related, I have a few things that usually set me off real quick in the gym.

I can't stand it when people bring their cell phone into the gym and then have a conversation on it while taking up a piece of equipment or a bench.

I hate it when you see dudes in tehre that load up the bar and when their done they are too lazy to re-rack their weights. Ok, so you could put on that much weight and actually rep it a few times and do all this grunting but when you're done you can't put it back? Real cool dood.

I hate it when you to an unoccupied bench/seat/equipment and then someody who was a station over doing a exercise comes over and says I was using that. I laugh everytime, I simply look at them and go um no you weren't you were using the other piece of equipment.

Those who take their time to do a lift and after each set they sit and have a 10 minute conversation before doing set number 2. Next thing you know, it took them 30 mins to finish 3-4 sets.

Finally those who use the squat rack for freaking bicep curls. That is not needed. THe power rack is for real heavy weights and bicep curls do not fall into that category.

I have so many swimming pool peeves it's not even funny:

1. The aqua aerobics crew. A couple of things here. First of all, I know you really like your flower power swim cap and don't want it to get wet...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Jm20PtgfL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

.... and that you don't want your mascara to run, but here's the thing. IT'S A SWIMMING POOL, SISTER! That means that no, I will not try to "swim with less splashing." Also, I know that you enjoy the pool temperature to be up in the neighborhood of 95 degrees, but those of us that actually get our heart rates above "sitting on the couch" don't want to pass out and drown from heat exhaustion. KTHXBAI.

2. "Just let me finish a few laps and then you can get in" guy. OK, the pool is 25 yards long and each lane is 8 feet wide. I know this is a difficult concept fo you to grasp., but more then one person can comfortably occupy each lane at a time. Well, we could, if you did not take your half out of the middle, swinging your arms in a spastic flailing motion as you try not to drown. You know what, this sport might not be working for you. If you have to take a break to rest after each 25 yards, maybe you should think of taking up something less stressful, like aqua aerobics. There's always one weird middle aged dude in that class anyway. In the meantime, please try to understand that your $1.00 did not purchase you the right to occupy approximately 1/8th of the pool all by yourself and that yes, I will be starting my workout in here whether you are done or not.

3. "The Competitive Broseph". Totally awesome board shorts and barb wire bicep tat, bro. I know that you looked over from where you were trying to impress that 13 year old with your awesome cannonball skills and thought "it would be even cooler if I showed her that I can beat those guys that look like they know what they're doing." Here's the thing. While you are patting yourself on the back after just touching me out on what was for you an all-out, spasmic 25 yard sprint, understand that I am in the middle of my 600 yard warm up. Yes, I know you want to race. No, I don't want to right now. So congratulations and well done. I think the 13 year old's mom totally won't mind if you ask her to the movies now, so move along please.

4. "Chester the....". Laying down on the bottom of the swimming pool and watching the girls/women swim over the top you is not appropriate swimming pool behavior, sir. No one is convinced that you are working on your "breath holding skills."This is lap swim time and not perv time. Please cease and desist or you'll be in the awkward position of explaning WTF you are doing to that cute lifeguard you were hitting on earlier. There's a park somewhere missing its creep right now.

5. "Do I know you from The Yard?" It's 9:00 PM, I just want to change clothes and go home. Please do not stand naked in front of me and tell me your theories on Obama's birthplace. I don't even know your name. There is a place for you, it's called the internet. Please stay out of IRL.

JBT
09-23-2009, 02:59 PM
I have so many swimming pool peeves it's not even funny:

1. The aqua aerobics crew. A couple of things here. First of all, I know you really like your flower power swim cap and don't want it to get wet...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Jm20PtgfL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

.... and that you don't want your mascara to run, but here's the thing. IT'S A SWIMMING POOL, SISTER! That means that no, I will not try to "swim with less splashing." Also, I know that you enjoy the pool temperature to be up in the neighborhood of 95 degrees, but those of us that actually get our heart rates above "sitting on the couch" don't want to pass out and drown from heat exhaustion. KTHXBAI.

2. "Just let me finish a few laps and then you can get in" guy. OK, the pool is 25 yards long and each lane is 8 feet wide. I know this is a difficult concept fo you to grasp., but more then one person can comfortably occupy each lane at a time. Well, we could, if you did not take your half out of the middle, swinging your arms in a spastic flailing motion as you try not to drown. You know what, this sport might not be working for you. If you have to take a break to rest after each 25 yards, maybe you should think of taking up something less stressful, like aqua aerobics. There's always one weird middle aged dude in that class anyway. In the meantime, please try to understand that your $1.00 did not purchase you the right to occupy approximately 1/8th of the pool all by yourself and that yes, I will be starting my workout in here whether you are done or not.

3. "The Competitive Broseph". Totally awesome board shorts and barb wire bicep tat, bro. I know that you looked over from where you were trying to impress that 13 year old with your awesome cannonball skills and thought "it would be even cooler if I showed her that I can beat those guys that look like they know what they're doing." Here's the thing. While you are patting yourself on the back after just touching me out on what was for you an all-out, spasmic 25 yard sprint, understand that I am in the middle of my 600 yard warm up. Yes, I know you want to race. No, I don't want to right now. So congratulations and well done. I think the 13 year old's mom totally won't mind if you ask her to the movies now, so move along please.

4. "Chester the....". Laying down on the bottom of the swimming pool and watching the girls/women swim over the top you is not appropriate swimming pool behavior, sir. No one is convinced that you are working on your "breath holding skills."This is lap swim time and not perv time. Please cease and desist or you'll be in the awkward position of explaning WTF you are doing to that cute lifeguard you were hitting on earlier. There's a park somewhere missing its creep right now.

5. "Do I know you from The Yard?" It's 9:00 PM, I just want to change clothes and go home. Please do not stand naked in front of me and tell me your theories on Obama's birthplace. I don't even know your name. There is a place for you, it's called the internet. Please stay out of IRL.


Please tell me this is a joke? That's never happened before right? Because that would be creepy as hell.

Allstarkaw
09-23-2009, 03:01 PM
Please tell me this is a joke? That's never happened before right? Because that would be creepy as hell.
I think he's serious...

Firebird
09-23-2009, 03:03 PM
Please tell me this is a joke? That's never happened before right? Because that would be creepy as hell.

No way that's a joke. 50 year old naked guy. I don't mind locker room conversation, but seriously? You want to talk about that right now?

JagFan
09-23-2009, 03:09 PM
I eat my peas with Honey
I've done it all my life
It makes my peas taste funny
but it keeps them on my knife

Sounds interesting. I can eat any vegetable but them. I have asked my mom if I had a deep psychological experience with them when I was a child. The answer was no. It is the one thing I cannot force myself to eat when having a meal in someone else's home.

The funny part and the part that made my mom laugh until she cried was my youngest loves them. He came home from preschool and asked for peas for dinner. I about died. I will fix them for him but he has to serve himself from the stove and clean the pan.

farmerfan
09-23-2009, 03:10 PM
No way that's a joke. 50 year old naked guy. I don't mind locker room conversation, but seriously? You want to talk about that right now?

I know exactly what you mean with that. See it all the time at 24 Hour Fitness. It is very disturbing to say the least

F18mustang
09-23-2009, 03:14 PM
Please tell me this is a joke? That's never happened before right? Because that would be creepy as hell.

That hilarious.

JBT
09-23-2009, 03:16 PM
No way that's a joke. 50 year old naked guy. I don't mind locker room conversation, but seriously? You want to talk about that right now?

If that ever happened to me, I would stop all my Internet usage.

If this was random locker room conversation and I didn't want to talk - out comes Miss Prissy-Face and I'd just ignore the person.

KT2000
09-23-2009, 03:17 PM
...understand that I am in the middle of my 600 yard warm up...

That makes me hurt just reading it.

dada
09-23-2009, 03:18 PM
I know exactly what you mean with that. See it all the time at 24 Hour Fitness. It is very disturbing to say the least

Happened to me a lot in the Army. And after my MMA class. Their are televions in the locker room and dudes would stand there butt-A@@ naked and want to talk about what's on TV.

RedRage00
09-23-2009, 03:23 PM
To keep this gym related, I have a few things that usually set me off real quick in the gym.



I hate people who bring their dogs on the running trail and then don't pick up after them. One time I was running the Katy Trail and there was a huge pile of dog crap...really? Pick up after your dogs. The Friends of the Katy Trail organization even provide little baggies. I look down every so often just to be sure I'm not going to run into a huge pile of crap. :mad:

People who stop and talk to their friends on the trail, blocking everyone.

Women who are wearing full makeup at the gym, or on the trail. It's obvious why you're there. This ain't the ho stroll.

RedRage00
09-23-2009, 03:25 PM
I have so many swimming pool peeves it's not even funny:

1. The aqua aerobics crew. A couple of things here. First of all, I know you really like your flower power swim cap and don't want it to get wet...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Jm20PtgfL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

.... and that you don't want your mascara to run, but here's the thing. IT'S A SWIMMING POOL, SISTER! That means that no, I will not try to "swim with less splashing." Also, I know that you enjoy the pool temperature to be up in the neighborhood of 95 degrees, but those of us that actually get our heart rates above "sitting on the couch" don't want to pass out and drown from heat exhaustion. KTHXBAI.

2. "Just let me finish a few laps and then you can get in" guy. OK, the pool is 25 yards long and each lane is 8 feet wide. I know this is a difficult concept fo you to grasp., but more then one person can comfortably occupy each lane at a time. Well, we could, if you did not take your half out of the middle, swinging your arms in a spastic flailing motion as you try not to drown. You know what, this sport might not be working for you. If you have to take a break to rest after each 25 yards, maybe you should think of taking up something less stressful, like aqua aerobics. There's always one weird middle aged dude in that class anyway. In the meantime, please try to understand that your $1.00 did not purchase you the right to occupy approximately 1/8th of the pool all by yourself and that yes, I will be starting my workout in here whether you are done or not.

3. "The Competitive Broseph". Totally awesome board shorts and barb wire bicep tat, bro. I know that you looked over from where you were trying to impress that 13 year old with your awesome cannonball skills and thought "it would be even cooler if I showed her that I can beat those guys that look like they know what they're doing." Here's the thing. While you are patting yourself on the back after just touching me out on what was for you an all-out, spasmic 25 yard sprint, understand that I am in the middle of my 600 yard warm up. Yes, I know you want to race. No, I don't want to right now. So congratulations and well done. I think the 13 year old's mom totally won't mind if you ask her to the movies now, so move along please.

4. "Chester the....". Laying down on the bottom of the swimming pool and watching the girls/women swim over the top you is not appropriate swimming pool behavior, sir. No one is convinced that you are working on your "breath holding skills."This is lap swim time and not perv time. Please cease and desist or you'll be in the awkward position of explaning WTF you are doing to that cute lifeguard you were hitting on earlier. There's a park somewhere missing its creep right now.

5. "Do I know you from The Yard?" It's 9:00 PM, I just want to change clothes and go home. Please do not stand naked in front of me and tell me your theories on Obama's birthplace. I don't even know your name. There is a place for you, it's called the internet. Please stay out of IRL.

LMAO at all of that!

pied
09-23-2009, 03:26 PM
I was in HS and working out at a gym in Arlington during the summer. Hardly ever anyone in there. I was pretty sore and decided to use the hot tub in the men's locker room. Feeling like an adult at 16, I did what men do and got in, in the buff not feeling all that comfortable. A couple of minutes later, some old dude comes in and starts talking to me. "Where do you go to school?", "I've got a kid your age."

Pretty generic stuff, but I was still not wearing clothes and a little unnerved. He asks if I ever had my back popped. Of course I had, and he wanted to help me out a bit. Basically jumped out of the tub, opposite the stairs and got out of there. A couple of years later I am talking to someone and fnido out he was a regular creep in the gym and had a nick name and a reputation.

RedRage00
09-23-2009, 03:27 PM
I know exactly what you mean with that. See it all the time at 24 Hour Fitness. It is very disturbing to say the least

For some reason, old men are the most comfortable at walking around a gym lockerroom naked and talking to you. :eek:

It's been like that at every gym I've ever been to.

farmerfan
09-23-2009, 03:30 PM
Happened to me a lot in the Army. And after my MMA class. Their are televions in the locker room and dudes would stand there butt-A@@ naked and want to talk about what's on TV.

I like to get up to 24 Hr around 4-5 AM sometimes. I like it because all the old people are peddling out 2 MPH on the bike and I get the weights all to myself most of the time. However it seems by the time I am done with cardio and weights the Old people are too and they make their way into the locker room and are standing around butt naked talking about what Firebird explained above. I hate it with a passion.

RedRage00
09-23-2009, 03:32 PM
I was in HS and working out at a gym in Arlington during the summer. Hardly ever anyone in there. I was pretty sore and decided to use the hot tub in the men's locker room. Feeling like an adult at 16, I did what men do and got in, in the buff not feeling all that comfortable. A couple of minutes later, some old dude comes in and starts talking to me. "Where do you go to school?", "I've got a kid your age."

Pretty generic stuff, but I was still not wearing clothes and a little unnerved. He asks if I ever had my back popped. Of course I had, and he wanted to help me out a bit. Basically jumped out of the tub, opposite the stairs and got out of there. A couple of years later I am talking to someone and fnido out he was a regular creep in the gym and had a nick name and a reputation.

LOL! Yeah, I'd say that would be your cue to get the hell out!

farmerfan
09-23-2009, 03:32 PM
I hate people who bring their dogs on the running trail and then don't pick up after them. One time I was running the Katy Trail and there was a huge pile of dog crap...really? Pick up after your dogs. The Friends of the Katy Trail organization even provide little baggies. I look down every so often just to be sure I'm not going to run into a huge pile of crap. :mad:

People who stop and talk to their friends on the trail, blocking everyone.

Women who are wearing full makeup at the gym, or on the trail. It's obvious why you're there. This ain't the ho stroll.

HAHAHA at the "ho stroll" :notworthy

I hear ya man. If you want social hour go to the freaking Starbucks if not get the F' out for those that are serious about working out.
That is frustrating when people dont pick up after their dogs.

farmerfan
09-23-2009, 03:34 PM
I was in HS and working out at a gym in Arlington during the summer. Hardly ever anyone in there. I was pretty sore and decided to use the hot tub in the men's locker room. Feeling like an adult at 16, I did what men do and got in, in the buff not feeling all that comfortable. A couple of minutes later, some old dude comes in and starts talking to me. "Where do you go to school?", "I've got a kid your age."

Pretty generic stuff, but I was still not wearing clothes and a little unnerved. He asks if I ever had my back popped. Of course I had, and he wanted to help me out a bit. Basically jumped out of the tub, opposite the stairs and got out of there. A couple of years later I am talking to someone and fnido out he was a regular creep in the gym and had a nick name and a reputation.

WOW. I laughed but that is disturbing man. WOW is all I have to say.

yallerjacket2
09-23-2009, 03:34 PM
I like to get up to 24 Hr around 4-5 AM sometimes. I like it because all the old people are peddling out 2 MPH on the bike and I get the weights all to myself most of the time. However it seems by the time I am done with cardio and weights the Old people are too and they make their way into the locker room and are standing around butt naked talking about what Firebird explained above. I hate it with a passion.

I have a barbell, some dumbells, push up stands, pull up bar, a stairmaster and an elliptical trainer at my house. I haven't been to the gym in years. I pretty much hated everything about the gym. Well, sometimes there was some good scenery, but other than that, it was a bigarse beating.

farmerfan
09-23-2009, 03:36 PM
For some reason, old men are the most comfortable at walking around a gym lockerroom naked and talking to you. :eek:

It's been like that at every gym I've ever been to.

No joke man.
When I was a kid we used to go to the Raquetball Club in Flower Mound. It was that way all the time there.
I even had a friend who's parents were memebers of the Viranda Health Club that is behind the Anatole in Dallas. We would go up there with his dad in the summer to play basketball and swim. Noticed the same thing when we would go into the locker room to shower before we left the club.
Same thing at 24 Hr. It's creepy weird.

farmerfan
09-23-2009, 03:37 PM
I have a barbell, some dumbells, push up stands, pull up bar, a stairmaster and an elliptical trainer at my house. I haven't been to the gym in years. I pretty much hated everything about the gym. Well, sometimes there was some good scenery, but other than that, it was a bigarse beating.

Home gym would be the way to go. You are lucky.

RedRage00
09-23-2009, 03:38 PM
HAHAHA at the "ho stroll" :notworthy

I hear ya man. If you want social hour go to the freaking Starbucks if not get the F' out for those that are serious about working out.

That is frustrating when people dont pick up after their dogs.

It happens a lot....small pieces here and there, but I remember that huge pile just because it was so huge lol

farmerfan
09-23-2009, 03:43 PM
It happens a lot....small pieces here and there, but I remember that huge pile just because it was so huge lol

I hear man. I have had two horrible experiences with that. Once when I was a kid my mom's dog decided to jump on my bed and do his business right where I was laying my head. I was woke up to a horrible stinch and it was staring me right in the face.

Then in 3rd grade we went out to the San Diego Zoo. I was gettign ready to sit down on the brick wall that was not very high. Well something had gone to the bathroom on top of that wall and as I sat down and put my right hand down on top of the wall it went right into a huge pile of somethings crap. I still think to this day that my right hand is infected with something.

pied
09-23-2009, 03:46 PM
Taking this in another direction, back to football.

This can take a couple of forms. Huge pass/run or Special teams player gets the ball and scores, but they call him out on the .5 yard line. Even worse is when they review a called TD and put the ball inside the 1.

The team always punches it in, ans we just are awsting time and the player typically doesn't get credit fo the TD.

Allstarkaw
09-23-2009, 03:50 PM
Taking this in another direction, back to football.

This can take a couple of forms. Huge pass/run or Special teams player gets the ball and scores, but they call him out on the .5 yard line. Even worse is when they review a called TD and put the ball inside the 1.

The team always punches it in, ans we just are awsting time and the player typically doesn't get credit fo the TD.
:confused: Huh?

svhorns
09-23-2009, 03:50 PM
Taking this in another direction, back to football.

This can take a couple of forms. Huge pass/run or Special teams player gets the ball and scores, but they call him out on the .5 yard line. Even worse is when they review a called TD and put the ball inside the 1.

The team always punches it in, ans we just are awsting time and the player typically doesn't get credit fo the TD.

Fumbled snap? I've seen that happen quite a few times.

F18mustang
09-23-2009, 03:51 PM
Taking this in another direction, back to football.

This can take a couple of forms. Huge pass/run or Special teams player gets the ball and scores, but they call him out on the .5 yard line. Even worse is when they review a called TD and put the ball inside the 1.

The team always punches it in, ans we just are awsting time and the player typically doesn't get credit fo the TD.

Man, I can't stand that either.

KT2000
09-23-2009, 03:52 PM
Stuff I Can't Stand from the office building:

- "Me First Guy"...dudes who don't have the patience let ladies get on or off the elevator first and dudes who also don't hold doors.

- "Elevator Cropduster"...dude who stands at the front of the elevator and proceeds to let everyone in on his post breakfast/lunch difficulties by passing gas until his floor (usually one of the last stops, conveniently :rolleyes::Censor: )

- "Chain E-Mail Cascading Dude/Dudette"...thanks, but I got the e-mail about the leaky fridge on the 14th floor 4 times already.

- "Look Ma, No Lights"...people who don't turn on headlights in parking garage and nearly cause a few wrecks on their way in/out and risk the health of fellow workers trying to get to the steps/elevator.

- "Funky Lunch"...people who put the most pungent smelling sandwhiches they can find in the fridge, and they'll really spread the love later when they put in the micro.

- "Mr./Mrs. Bluetooth"...I get it, you're important and need the thing bonded to your ear every where you go, but those of us normal people in the elevator don't need to hear your conversation about that 'impossible deadline.'

- "Bathroom Conversation Guy"...it's bad enough humans are forced to use public restrooms in extreme circumstances and we really don't need to hear a urinal to stall conversation about sports, your kids, or the meeting you're now late for. Get in, do your business, get out. Keep moving.

F18mustang
09-23-2009, 03:54 PM
Stuff I Can't Stand from the office building:

- "Me First Guy"...dudes who don't have the patience let ladies get on or off the elevator first and dudes who also don't hold doors.

- "Elevator Cropduster"...dude who stands at the front of the elevator and proceeds to let everyone in on his post breakfast/lunch difficulties by passing gas until his floor (usually one of the last stops, conveniently :rolleyes::Censor: )

- "Chain E-Mail Cascading Dude/Dudette"...thanks, but I got the e-mail about the leaky fridge on the 14th floor 4 times already.

- "Look Ma, No Lights"...people who don't turn on headlights in parking garage and nearly cause a few wrecks on their way in/out and risk the health of fellow workers trying to get to the steps/elevator.

- "Funky Lunch"...people who put the most pungent smelling sandwhiches they can find in the fridge, and they'll really spread the love later when they put in the micro.

- "Mr./Mrs. Bluetooth"...I get it, your important and need the thing bonded to your ear every where you go but those of us normal people in the elevator don't need to hear your conversation about that 'impossible deadline'

- "Bathroom Conversation Guy"...it's bad enough humans are forced to use public restrooms in extreme circumstances and we really don't need to hear a urinal to stall conversation about sports, your kids, or the meeting you're now late for.

Just call Terry Tate....

pied
09-23-2009, 03:54 PM
Fumbled snap? I've seen that happen quite a few times.

I've seen it happen as well, just not after a huge play that was called a TD and then put at the 1.

Firebird
09-23-2009, 04:00 PM
I was in HS and working out at a gym in Arlington during the summer. Hardly ever anyone in there. I was pretty sore and decided to use the hot tub in the men's locker room. Feeling like an adult at 16, I did what men do and got in, in the buff not feeling all that comfortable. A couple of minutes later, some old dude comes in and starts talking to me. "Where do you go to school?", "I've got a kid your age."

Pretty generic stuff, but I was still not wearing clothes and a little unnerved. He asks if I ever had my back popped. Of course I had, and he wanted to help me out a bit. Basically jumped out of the tub, opposite the stairs and got out of there. A couple of years later I am talking to someone and fnido out he was a regular creep in the gym and had a nick name and a reputation.

You wouldn't believe the pervs that would turn up when I worked at/managed a pool. We had to throw a guy out who had cut a hole in the pocket of his shorts for easy access and used to like to linger underneat the girl's lifeguard stands. I had another one we had to kick out because he kept trying to "teach the kids how to swim better."

farmerfan
09-23-2009, 04:07 PM
Another is the one upper or the credit taker. I have a buddy who I love dearly that lives up in Tulsa.
Well about 5 months ago I took my eyes off the road for to look over to see if any planes were coming in to land at DFW, by doing that I had my eye off of traffic, well I was lucky in this situation that i was able to change lanes quickly as I slammed on my brakes and did a 180 and avoided touching one vehicle as I ended up on the soulder of ab usy highway. As I told my buddy this story he stopped me before I finished to tell me how he almost died in 4 different stories and then went in to how as a kid he almost died a few times too. Im thinking man that sucks. Then we start talking and I remembered I made a joke about something we were talking about, he then proceeds to tell his wife and some of their friends who came over and took credit for the whole thing. I just had to sit and smile at that.

Firebird
09-23-2009, 04:09 PM
Another is the one upper or the credit taker. I have a buddy who I love dearly that lives up in Tulsa.
Well about 5 months ago I took my eyes off the road for to look over to see if any planes were coming in to land at DFW, by doing that I had my eye off of traffic, well I was lucky in this situation that i was able to change lanes quickly as I slammed on my brakes and did a 180 and avoided touching one vehicle as I ended up on the soulder of ab usy highway. As I told my buddy this story he stopped me before I finished to tell me how he almost died in 4 different stories and then went in to how as a kid he almost died a few times too. Im thinking man that sucks. Then we start talking and I remembered I made a joke about something we were talking about, he then proceeds to tell his wife and some of their friends who came over and took credit for the whole thing. I just had to sit and smile at that.

That's nothing, one time I.....;):D

farmerfan
09-23-2009, 04:10 PM
That's nothing, one time I.....;):D

Exactly :notworthy

tayb
09-23-2009, 04:14 PM
Gotta say 'Bird I completely disagree about #3 and sharing the lap lane. I'm in the lane and I want to be the only person in the lane. It's not that I could not possible share the lane, because there is room to share, but there is 0% chance I'm sharing the lane with someone I don't know. People tend to get into the lap pool once every two years of their life and think they know what they are doing. They can't swim straight, stop for ten minutes at a time, etc. The chances of someone who wants to share the lane not being a complete moron is slim to none. If someone tried to share my lane with me he would remove himself from my lane or there would be a fight ensuing.

Firebird
09-23-2009, 04:20 PM
Gotta say 'Bird I completely disagree about #3 and sharing the lap lane. I'm in the lane and I want to be the only person in the lane. It's not that I could not possible share the lane, because there is room to share, but there is 0% chance I'm sharing the lane with someone I don't know. People tend to get into the lap pool once every two years of their life and think they know what they are doing. They can't swim straight, stop for ten minutes at a time, etc. The chances of someone who wants to share the lane not being a complete moron is slim to none. If someone tried to share my lane with me he would remove himself from my lane or there would be a fight ensuing.

tayb-- I hear what you are saying, and there is an easy way for the guy who wants to get in the lane to give you a heads up that he knows what he's doing. Wait until you are stopping for a breather and say:

"Do you mind if we share the lane? We can split it or circle swim."

Anytime someone asks me if I prefer to circle or split, I know they are safe to let in. If I want to get in and the occupier doesn't know what either of those terms mean, then I will tell you what they mean and proceed to get in and let you make your choice. It's going to be easier on both of us if you choose "split."

pied
09-23-2009, 04:32 PM
From everything I've been able to gather, frmo reading the posts regarding it, and my lame attempts to complete a lap or two, swimming seems to be one of the biggest beatings ever.

It's hard, you get all wet, there is a very limited space to do it, and a lot more impediments.

SeguinMatadors
09-23-2009, 04:35 PM
Do you hate the girls, or the shorts?

Both.

E-Vol-ution
09-23-2009, 04:38 PM
I can't stand going out to these beautiful lakes having paid my yearly fishing fee and seeing dudes with entire families leaving everything from beer bottles to soiled diapers along the shores. You know none of these folks spend a dime on a license and it makes you think in the back of your mind about calling the game warden.

E-Vol-ution
09-23-2009, 04:42 PM
I'm on a roll.......every once in a while at these games, there's some loud mouth jerk yelling about breaking somebody's leg or putting someone in the hospital. These creeps have never played competitive organized football...yeah we want to see some fierce hitting, but we never yell for a kid to get hurt on an opposing team.:(

yallerjacket2
09-23-2009, 04:43 PM
Another is the one upper or the credit taker. I have a buddy who I love dearly that lives up in Tulsa.
Well about 5 months ago I took my eyes off the road for to look over to see if any planes were coming in to land at DFW, by doing that I had my eye off of traffic, well I was lucky in this situation that i was able to change lanes quickly as I slammed on my brakes and did a 180 and avoided touching one vehicle as I ended up on the soulder of ab usy highway. As I told my buddy this story he stopped me before I finished to tell me how he almost died in 4 different stories and then went in to how as a kid he almost died a few times too. Im thinking man that sucks. Then we start talking and I remembered I made a joke about something we were talking about, he then proceeds to tell his wife and some of their friends who came over and took credit for the whole thing. I just had to sit and smile at that.

You just described my brother-in-law. Drives me nuts. Most of his "one-upper" stories are complete b.s. too. Either that, or he is the most well-traveled, smartest, most interesting man on the planet.

farmerfan
09-23-2009, 05:16 PM
You just described my brother-in-law. Drives me nuts. Most of his "one-upper" stories are complete b.s. too. Either that, or he is the most well-traveled, smartest, most interesting man on the planet.

I think everybody knows a one-upper. I hear ya though on the stories being BS. My buddy who has almost died at least 4 times in adulthood and another 2-3 in childhood is fabricating on his stories me thinks. One was a mountain bike injury where he fell off and had to crawl to safety, I laughed at that because it only took him like 10 mins to crawl to safety and not a single broken bone. The other was he got really sick suppoesdly when he was in college that he suppoesdly had a temp of 106. Well DA you would be dead if that was the case. Thene the best was he got into the gulf of mexico and got caught in an undertoe and drifted out to sea. Said a fishing boat saved him or something. That one is believable but I am sure there was some exaggeration on it too.
I know another person who we graduated high school with that tried to convince us a few years ago that he graduated from Loyola Chicago and then went to University of Chicago Law and finished there in a year. He then tried to tell us he was great friends with Mr Obama. Totally hilarious because as he was telling us the stories from college they never added up to the time line. We called him on it and he got so pissed.

E-Vol-ution
09-23-2009, 05:24 PM
lol....you guys should hear two good salesmen have a discussion after hours.
My Granny used to tell us if we told a lie we'd burst in flame some day.Some folks need to stay near water.:DI think everybody knows a one-upper. I hear ya though on the stories being BS. My buddy who has almost died at least 4 times in adulthood and another 2-3 in childhood is fabricating on his stories me thinks. One was a mountain bike injury where he fell off and had to crawl to safety, I laughed at that because it only took him like 10 mins to crawl to safety and not a single broken bone. The other was he got really sick suppoesdly when he was in college that he suppoesdly had a temp of 106. Well DA you would be dead if that was the case. Thene the best was he got into the gulf of mexico and got caught in an undertoe and drifted out to sea. Said a fishing boat saved him or something. That one is believable but I am sure there was some exaggeration on it too.
I know another person who we graduated high school with that tried to convince us a few years ago that he graduated from Loyola Chicago and then went to University of Chicago Law and finished there in a year. He then tried to tell us he was great friends with Mr Obama. Totally hilarious because as he was telling us the stories from college they never added up to the time line. We called him on it and he got so pissed.

Allstarkaw
09-23-2009, 05:25 PM
+ Size Gals in - Size Clothes

JBT
09-23-2009, 05:31 PM
I can't stand that I have swine flu.

Lol just got back from the doctor's. That's how I know.

F18mustang
09-23-2009, 05:33 PM
I can't stand that I have swine flu.

Lol just got back from the doctor's. That's how I know.

I heard Stangel/Murdough was infested with it, but its apparently no big deal.

farmerfan
09-23-2009, 05:34 PM
I can't stand that I have swine flu.

Lol just got back from the doctor's. That's how I know.

Is this a joke that I am unaware of or is this serious?
If so that is terrible and I hate to hear that.

JBT
09-23-2009, 05:35 PM
I heard Stangel/Murdough was infested with it, but its apparently no big deal.


Nahhh it's not. Only the secondary infections are but I won't be getting those because I'm feeling better. The doctor was like tell your roommates they're going to get it. I feel bad because my roommate is always sick so if she gets this, she'll probably end up as one of those people who gets the secondary infections. All my fault.

And, I never get sick. Wtfff.

farmerfan
09-23-2009, 05:37 PM
Nahhh it's not. Only the secondary infections are but I won't be getting those because I'm feeling better. The doctor was like tell your roommates they're going to get it. I feel bad because my roommate is always sick so if she gets this, she'll probably end up as one of those people who gets the secondary infections. All my fault.

And, I never get sick. Wtfff.

Glad to see it's not serious on your part. Hope your roommate is able to get treated properly and make a full recovery.

F18mustang
09-23-2009, 05:38 PM
Nahhh it's not. Only the secondary infections are but I won't be getting those because I'm feeling better. The doctor was like tell your roommates they're going to get it. I feel bad because my roommate is always sick so if she gets this, she'll probably end up as one of those people who gets the secondary infections. All my fault.

And, I never get sick. Wtfff.

Yeah. Its all your fault.

JBT
09-23-2009, 05:40 PM
Is this a joke that I am unaware of or is this serious?
If so that is terrible and I hate to hear that.

No joke. But it's okay, it was only Monday and Tuesday when I felt horrible. Like the worst I've ever felt but I feel a lot better. It's going through our campus like crazy though. The doctor goes, "You know whenever those swine flu vaccinations come in?" Me - "Yes?" "Don't worry about getting it, you have it. We can do tests and everything if you want."

farmerfan
09-23-2009, 05:42 PM
No joke. But it's okay, it was only Monday and Tuesday when I felt horrible. Like the worst I've ever felt but I feel a lot better. It's going through our campus like crazy though. The doctor goes, "You know whenever those swine flu vaccinations come in?" Me - "Yes?" "Don't worry about getting it, you have it. We can do tests and everything if you want."

WOW. Well take care of yourself and get better

JBT
09-23-2009, 05:42 PM
Glad to see it's not serious on your part. Hope your roommate is able to get treated properly and make a full recovery.


Me too. I'm just really hoping she doesn't get it.

JBT
09-23-2009, 05:44 PM
WOW. Well take care of yourself and get better


:) Thanks farmer.

RedRage00
09-23-2009, 05:48 PM
:) Thanks farmer.

Does this mean you can't make out with guys for a while? Will you survive? :D

rocketgrl94
09-23-2009, 05:51 PM
speaking of that i need to get some new ones. the rubber is coming off and i got a hole in one lol

i think u need a new rubber then!:D
LMAO!

JBT
09-23-2009, 05:54 PM
Does this mean you can't make out with guys for a while? Will you survive? :D


I was sufficiently satisfied over the weekend, thank you very much. ;)

the_phoenix612
09-23-2009, 10:37 PM
No joke. But it's okay, it was only Monday and Tuesday when I felt horrible. Like the worst I've ever felt but I feel a lot better. It's going through our campus like crazy though. The doctor goes, "You know whenever those swine flu vaccinations come in?" Me - "Yes?" "Don't worry about getting it, you have it. We can do tests and everything if you want."

The strain down here is apparently much less virulent, cuz I had it and wasn't really incapacitated at all...

yankee
09-23-2009, 10:45 PM
I know exactly what you're talking about. I have often wished I had designed and marketed those things, because I believe that they are currently the official uniform of 18-22 year old girls. I can't imagine how many they've sold.

they're nike's...and they're the official shorts of every sorority girl on every campus across the united states. it bugs the hell out of me.

Matthew 2000 Eagle
09-24-2009, 11:59 AM
Wait...I wear Coogi....been out of the loop for a min...is that WRONG...lol

As for Stuff I can't stand:

Overly aggressive Women.
Women who dress half naked and have attitudes when you treat them like crap. As Dave Chappelle said "Sorry, you may not be a ho, but you are wearing a Ho's uniform"
Lying Dudes
Fake Dudes
Ghetto women
People who say "ATM Machine" Automatic Teller Machine Machine?
Old people who call Wal-mart "Wallmark or Wallmarks
Women who breast feed in public and cover their breasts....don't tease me
Dudes that like to talk in the bathroom and come to the urinal right next to you
Chics with dirty white sneakers
Chics with earrings on their face and lips
Dudes in skinny jeans
all this crap on the radio that they play

I wear Coogi myself! But, alot of people don't realize that it's originated in Australia.

And, you already know, that me and you had the conversation about dudes who be lying.

dada
09-24-2009, 12:27 PM
I wear Coogi myself! But, alot of people don't realize that it's originated in Australia.

And, you already know, that me and you had the conversation about dudes who be lying.

I hate Dudes that make borderline comments.

I have an "associate", I won't call him a friend. He's my age and has like 13 kids. I think he keeps having all these kids with all these women to try to prove to himself he's a MAN. I think he's "On the Down Low"...lol One day, a few years back...when I was FINE..lol....we are in the gym and he tells me "If I had your body I would never workout" Kind of S:Censor:t is that? How do I respond to that? "Thanks Dawg"? Then one day....before I'm married ofcourse...he comes over to my house while me and a young lady were "Kicking it" I knew he sensed the mood.....TV off....R.Kelly cd playing.....and he plops his A@@ on the couch and wants to talk about FOOTBALL.....finally after like 30 mins he gets the hint and as he's leaving, he makes a "Jokey Joke"....as I'm closing the door he yells "And don't come back to my house borrowing all my condoms":mad:....that one got away that day.

Fast forward....same dude...this time I'm at HIS house...3 chicks over his house and he needs back up.....me being the Wing man I was at the time....no problem. So we're sitting there chatting.....and he pulls of his shoes and starts talking about his pedicure. Yep....you heard me right....3 girls.....two guys....and he wants to talk about his pedicure. One of the chics complement him on his feet and he goes on with this story about how he wears casual open toe sandals to job interviews because Fortune 500 companies look at stuff like that. It says a lot about a man.:confused: I had never heard that....neither did the girls so giggling one of them turn to me and says "Dada, do you get YOUR feet done?".....before I can answer he blurts out "OH NO.....DADA is masculine". The chic says "I would hope so....he's a man" Him:" No, I mean VERY MASCULINE"

Again what do I say "Thanks Dawg"

And he had a problem with chics and their weaves....something I never paid attention too....the quality of the hair...the color...."I don't believe she come out here with her har looking like that.....lace front wigs not for anybody"

Hell you know what a lace front is? and why are you lookig at her hair like a jealous female?

su4c
09-24-2009, 02:09 PM
Haven't read through the thread so disregard any repeats:

Rap today (radio in general) - if it isn't The Box on Sunday nights, the radio is turned off
"That chick" that always has something to say when you're trying to talk to her friend
Dudes who swear their Civic sounds meaner than a V8
Dudes who put 22's on a Crown Vic and think they're slab kings
Skinny jeans and the dudes who sag them
Fake people, male and female
People who swear they're so deep (oooo you're "thinking about life")
People who aren't sports fans, just fans of their teams

Still thinking, might come back with more

dada
09-24-2009, 02:15 PM
Haven't read through the thread so disregard any repeats:

Rap today (radio in general) - if it isn't The Box on Sunday nights, the radio is turned off
"That chick" that always has something to say when you're trying to talk to her friend
Dudes who swear their Civic sounds meaner than a V8
Dudes who put 22's on a Crown Vic and think they're slab kings
Skinny jeans and the dudes who sag them
Fake people, male and female
People who swear they're so deep (oooo you're "thinking about life")
People who aren't sports fans, just fans of their teams

Still thinking, might come back with more

What about the "5th Wheel" chic who just so happens to be the driver also and not getting any play....matter of fact....the "5th Wheel" dude also. I've had some "If YALL riding with ME, yall need to come on" remarks thrown at me before...lol

RedRage00
09-24-2009, 02:26 PM
I hate Dudes that make borderline comments.

I have an "associate", I won't call him a friend. He's my age and has like 13 kids. I think he keeps having all these kids with all these women to try to prove to himself he's a MAN. I think he's "On the Down Low"...lol One day, a few years back...when I was FINE..lol....we are in the gym and he tells me "If I had your body I would never workout" Kind of S:Censor:t is that? How do I respond to that? "Thanks Dawg"? Then one day....before I'm married ofcourse...he comes over to my house while me and a young lady were "Kicking it" I knew he sensed the mood.....TV off....R.Kelly cd playing.....and he plops his A@@ on the couch and wants to talk about FOOTBALL.....finally after like 30 mins he gets the hint and as he's leaving, he makes a "Jokey Joke"....as I'm closing the door he yells "And don't come back to my house borrowing all my condoms":mad:....that one got away that day.

Fast forward....same dude...this time I'm at HIS house...3 chicks over his house and he needs back up.....me being the Wing man I was at the time....no problem. So we're sitting there chatting.....and he pulls of his shoes and starts talking about his pedicure. Yep....you heard me right....3 girls.....two guys....and he wants to talk about his pedicure. One of the chics complement him on his feet and he goes on with this story about how he wears casual open toe sandals to job interviews because Fortune 500 companies look at stuff like that. It says a lot about a man.:confused: I had never heard that....neither did the girls so giggling one of them turn to me and says "Dada, do you get YOUR feet done?".....before I can answer he blurts out "OH NO.....DADA is masculine". The chic says "I would hope so....he's a man" Him:" No, I mean VERY MASCULINE"

Again what do I say "Thanks Dawg"

And he had a problem with chics and their weaves....something I never paid attention too....the quality of the hair...the color...."I don't believe she come out here with her har looking like that.....lace front wigs not for anybody"

Hell you know what a lace front is? and why are you lookig at her hair like a jealous female?


lol

He's ghey.

BDB
09-24-2009, 02:28 PM
lol

He's ghey.

..... it might be smart to take his word, on this one.

su4c
09-24-2009, 02:28 PM
What about the "5th Wheel" chic who just so happens to be the driver also and not getting any play....matter of fact....the "5th Wheel" dude also. I've had some "If YALL riding with ME, yall need to come on" remarks thrown at me before...lol

I do my best to stay out of that situation at all costs lol.

Also-

Chicks who walk around in packs of 10 while dissing men across the world, daring one dude to infiltrate the herd and talk to one of you, and wonder why you can't get a man

dada
09-24-2009, 02:50 PM
I do my best to stay out of that situation at all costs lol.

Also-

Chicks who walk around in packs of 10 while dissing men across the world, daring one dude to infiltrate the herd and talk to one of you, and wonder why you can't get a man

Or the woman WITHOUT a man....always giving her friends advice on what to do with their men.

JagFan
09-24-2009, 05:22 PM
Why do people stop on a busy 6 lane road when the police pull them over? Aren't you suppose to turn on the first side street so you don't get run over?

This is the third time I was rounding the curve on 1171 before Morriss and a Flower Mound police car has someone pulled over and there are cars swerving to miss them because you cannot see them before the curve. I see them doing the same thing on 3040.

I always thought you were to pull into a safe spot to avoid all that traffic.

RedRage00
09-24-2009, 07:33 PM
Why do people stop on a busy 6 lane road when the police pull them over? Aren't you suppose to turn on the first side street so you don't get run over?

This is the third time I was rounding the curve on 1171 before Morriss and a Flower Mound police car has someone pulled over and there are cars swerving to miss them because you cannot see them before the curve. I see them doing the same thing on 3040.

I always thought you were to pull into a safe spot to avoid all that traffic.

Or when there's an accident on the OTHER side of the freeway and people on your side slow down to a halt for no reason.

JagFan
09-24-2009, 07:35 PM
Or when there's an accident on the OTHER side of the freeway and people on your side slow down to a halt for no reason.

That happens on 35 all the time. What do they think they will see from the far lane across three lanes of traffic???

RedRage00
09-24-2009, 07:38 PM
I hate people who bring their dogs on the running trail and then don't pick up after them. One time I was running the Katy Trail and there was a huge pile of dog crap...really? Pick up after your dogs. The Friends of the Katy Trail organization even provide little baggies. I look down every so often just to be sure I'm not going to run into a huge pile of crap. :mad:

People who stop and talk to their friends on the trail, blocking everyone.

Women who are wearing full makeup at the gym, or on the trail. It's obvious why you're there. This ain't the ho stroll.

I had to come and comment that I saw TWO responsible dog owners on the Katy Trail today during my run that were actually picking up after their dogs. They actually had plastic gloves and little baggies. :notworthy

I would have stopped to tell them how appreciative I was, but I was in the middle of a record breaking time for a 6 mile run. :Music

RedRage00
09-24-2009, 07:43 PM
That happens on 35 all the time. What do they think they will see from the far lane across three lanes of traffic???

One time I was driving home from work in Arlington to Dallas on I30, and traffic had slowed down and I was wondering what in the world happened up there for traffic to be like this because I never have traffic going home (I go against traffic all the time)....low and behold I finally get to the front and there is an accident on the OTHER side of the freeway? SERIOUSLY!!!! I was so pissed. There was no reason for traffic on my side to even slow down. Why are people so dumb?!

Firebird
09-24-2009, 08:45 PM
I'm watching USC-East play Ole Miss right now and just got reminded of stuff I can't stand.....

Brosephs with no connection to S. Carolina that wear those "COCKS" hats. Those things are pretty much mating plumage for tools.

RedRage00
09-24-2009, 10:47 PM
I'm watching USC-East play Ole Miss right now and just got reminded of stuff I can't stand.....

Brosephs with no connection to S. Carolina that wear those "COCKS" hats. Those things are pretty much mating plumage for tools.

LOL! I have one of those. Its my running hat :D

I've had it for like 8 years, and I love it because its so worn.

mad_fan
09-24-2009, 10:57 PM
Re: Stuff that you can't stand....


Worn cocks.

Firebird
09-24-2009, 11:50 PM
they're nike's...and they're the official shorts of every sorority girl on every campus across the united states. it bugs the hell out of me.

What's the deal with that? That's all they ever wear. I miss the days when sorority girls tried to look cute and not like they just threw on some clothes to go to the gym.

farmerfan
09-25-2009, 12:14 AM
I just thought of another one. Roommates
Here is why.
I moved back to Denton after living alone for quite sometime. Did so to help out a buddy who oculd not afford a place of his own. So I supply the place with all the furniture, couch, love seat, chair, autumun, end tables, lamps, coffee tables, entertainment center, TV and all the dishes. He just has a bed and dresser. Well he never takes the trash out, uses the dishes I supplied instead of paper plates that I have and had not cleaned the place once. He finally set me off tonight when I came home from just getting something to eat and he actually went into my room and got my laptop out and brought it in the living room and just started using it like it was his. Nevermind that I had some work on my computer at the time I left. He has not taken his comp ikn to get it fixed whatever the prob with it is. It cracks me up.
Okay enough venting from me on the subject. :D

SLC
09-25-2009, 12:17 AM
I just thought of another one. Roommates
Here is why.
I moved back to Denton after living alone for quite sometime. Did so to help out a buddy who oculd not afford a place of his own. So I supply the place with all the furniture, couch, love seat, chair, autumun, end tables, lamps, coffee tables, entertainment center, TV and all the dishes. He just has a bed and dresser. Well he never takes the trash out, uses the dishes I supplied instead of paper plates that I have and had not cleaned the place once. He finally set me off tonight when I came home from just getting something to eat and he actually went into my room and got my laptop out and brought it in the living room and just started using it like it was his. Nevermind that I had some work on my computer at the time I left. He has not taken his comp ikn to get it fixed whatever the prob with it is. It cracks me up.
Okay enough venting from me on the subject. :D


That sucks.


You know what else sucks? Not answering your phone when I call you!


:Censor:er!



:D

the_phoenix612
09-25-2009, 12:19 AM
people who can't use technology.

Also, parents who call you when you're at work asking for computer help.

The two are not related.

farmerfan
09-25-2009, 12:21 AM
That sucks.


You know what else sucks? Not answering your phone when I call you!


:Censor:er!



:D

I left my phone at home when I went to get something to eat. Im eating now and call ya back in a bit bro. Was busy with work last night and tonight.

RedRage00
09-25-2009, 08:56 AM
I just thought of another one. Roommates
Here is why.
I moved back to Denton after living alone for quite sometime. Did so to help out a buddy who oculd not afford a place of his own. So I supply the place with all the furniture, couch, love seat, chair, autumun, end tables, lamps, coffee tables, entertainment center, TV and all the dishes. He just has a bed and dresser. Well he never takes the trash out, uses the dishes I supplied instead of paper plates that I have and had not cleaned the place once. He finally set me off tonight when I came home from just getting something to eat and he actually went into my room and got my laptop out and brought it in the living room and just started using it like it was his. Nevermind that I had some work on my computer at the time I left. He has not taken his comp ikn to get it fixed whatever the prob with it is. It cracks me up.
Okay enough venting from me on the subject. :D

That is why I will never have a straight guy as a roommate. :D

But, I like living alone. More privacy to do whatever the hell you want.

farmerfan
09-25-2009, 08:58 AM
That is why I will never have a straight guy as a roommate. :D

But, I like living alone. More privacy to do whatever the hell you want.

Living alone is the best.
I came home from Waco last Saturday evening and my roommate had his friend over and his friend ended up going into my room and taking one of my shirts to wear out to Grapefest last Saturday. Another thing that pisses me off. I mean seriously who the heck goes into somebodys room and just takes things? Freaking roommates :Censor::D

E-Vol-ution
09-25-2009, 09:08 AM
I knew the roommate thing was no good just from the collegiate experience. Grown folks have to have their own.
Heck, I wouldn't be under the same roof with my wife if we weren't married. That's the only person I will ever put up with on a day to day.
I'll even tell my kids to move around if they get unbearable.......:)I just thought of another one. Roommates
Here is why.
I moved back to Denton after living alone for quite sometime. Did so to help out a buddy who oculd not afford a place of his own. So I supply the place with all the furniture, couch, love seat, chair, autumun, end tables, lamps, coffee tables, entertainment center, TV and all the dishes. He just has a bed and dresser. Well he never takes the trash out, uses the dishes I supplied instead of paper plates that I have and had not cleaned the place once. He finally set me off tonight when I came home from just getting something to eat and he actually went into my room and got my laptop out and brought it in the living room and just started using it like it was his. Nevermind that I had some work on my computer at the time I left. He has not taken his comp ikn to get it fixed whatever the prob with it is. It cracks me up.
Okay enough venting from me on the subject. :D

SLC
09-25-2009, 12:16 PM
Living alone is the best.
I came home from Waco last Saturday evening and my roommate had his friend over and his friend ended up going into my room and taking one of my shirts to wear out to Grapefest last Saturday. Another thing that pisses me off. I mean seriously who the heck goes into somebodys room and just takes things? Freaking roommates :Censor::D

Someone needs to get a lock for their door...the front door.

dada
09-25-2009, 12:53 PM
I just thought of another one. Roommates
Here is why.
I moved back to Denton after living alone for quite sometime. Did so to help out a buddy who oculd not afford a place of his own. So I supply the place with all the furniture, couch, love seat, chair, autumun, end tables, lamps, coffee tables, entertainment center, TV and all the dishes. He just has a bed and dresser. Well he never takes the trash out, uses the dishes I supplied instead of paper plates that I have and had not cleaned the place once. He finally set me off tonight when I came home from just getting something to eat and he actually went into my room and got my laptop out and brought it in the living room and just started using it like it was his. Nevermind that I had some work on my computer at the time I left. He has not taken his comp ikn to get it fixed whatever the prob with it is. It cracks me up.
Okay enough venting from me on the subject. :D

My last roommate:
5 years ago(before wife and last child) I decided to move from a one bedroom to a two bedroom so that my son could have a room when he came down. And old buddy of mine who I hadn't seen in years, I just so happened to run into him THAT day and he said he would help me move. So while we're moving he asks who am I moving with...I said it would be me, but I wanted my son to have some space when he was in town. He came up with a deal(Which sounded great at the time) "I do a lot of traveling with my job, I just need a place to put my stuff because my Girl just put me out" said he would pay half the rent....I said...cool...soon as he moves in he "lost his job".....I would go to work and come home almost everyday to find him and his buddies at the table drinking beer and playing dominoes. I would go to my room and notice the XBOX missing and it would be in his room. Then one night he came into my room at about 1:00 said he had an emergency and asked to use my car...I said yes....then after that....he stopped asking.....he would come into my room while I was sleep and take my keys...leave and come home about 5:30 in the morning just in time for me to go to work. I noticed it one night when we had a server issue at work and I got called in early and I can't find my keys...I call him and he say's he's at "Tweedys".....a cheap motel with some broad. I moved out......moved in with who is now my wife...and left him there.....haven't heard from him since.

SV61
09-25-2009, 02:23 PM
people who can't use technology.

Also, parents who call you when you're at work asking for computer help.

The two are not related.

Along that strain......................

I have only been in the "mainstream" IT field for about 7 years. Before that, I was in a fringe field (Computer based Test Equipment). Well, since I used a computer, and had an Electronics degree, of COURSE I knew EVERYTHING about PCs. So, ANY question ANYbody had that was related, would call me.

:mad:

OR, when I was working out of the house, friends and family just assume that if you are home, then you are not working. You MUST be available to entertain, or help out on some project, no matter how trivial!

:Censor:

RocklandDragon
09-25-2009, 02:27 PM
I can't stand that I have swine flu.

Lol just got back from the doctor's. That's how I know.

Ouch! Got caught by the swine floo'. :eek:

I hope you feel better, soon. :cool:

RocklandDragon
09-25-2009, 02:28 PM
I heard Stangel/Murdough was infested with it, but its apparently no big deal.

:confused:

News to me.

F18mustang
09-25-2009, 02:32 PM
:confused:

News to me.

I dunno. Just what I heard.

15Adragon
09-25-2009, 02:40 PM
Interceptions ...

cougmantx
09-25-2009, 03:26 PM
Living alone is the best.
I came home from Waco last Saturday evening and my roommate had his friend over and his friend ended up going into my room and taking one of my shirts to wear out to Grapefest last Saturday. Another thing that pisses me off. I mean seriously who the heck goes into somebodys room and just takes things? Freaking roommates :Censor::D

That would be the last straw...man, put a padlock on your door when you leave. I'd say beat the crap out of him but then you would wind up in jail so it wouldn't be worth it.

cougmantx
09-25-2009, 03:30 PM
Along that strain......................

I have only been in the "mainstream" IT field for about 7 years. Before that, I was in a fringe field (Computer based Test Equipment). Well, since I used a computer, and had an Electronics degree, of COURSE I knew EVERYTHING about PCs. So, ANY question ANYbody had that was related, would call me.

:mad:

OR, when I was working out of the house, friends and family just assume that if you are home, then you are not working. You MUST be available to entertain, or help out on some project, no matter how trivial!

:Censor:

THiS...

or wanting help to move because I have a pickup...

setting an appointment to look at a claim and the insured not showing up...or calling while I'm setting in front of their home and them saying they are 45 minutes away when I drove two hours to look at their claim...

slow drivers in the left lane...(I know it's already been said)

yankee
09-25-2009, 05:54 PM
I just thought of another one. Roommates
Here is why.
I moved back to Denton after living alone for quite sometime. Did so to help out a buddy who oculd not afford a place of his own. So I supply the place with all the furniture, couch, love seat, chair, autumun, end tables, lamps, coffee tables, entertainment center, TV and all the dishes. He just has a bed and dresser. Well he never takes the trash out, uses the dishes I supplied instead of paper plates that I have and had not cleaned the place once. He finally set me off tonight when I came home from just getting something to eat and he actually went into my room and got my laptop out and brought it in the living room and just started using it like it was his. Nevermind that I had some work on my computer at the time I left. He has not taken his comp ikn to get it fixed whatever the prob with it is. It cracks me up.
Okay enough venting from me on the subject. :D

that sucks bro...i was worried about that last year, especially since i was with 3 random guys...turns out we all became close friends so we were all "borrowing" stuff from each other. in the end, i ended up with a couple of lost pairs a socks and maybe an extra pair of shorts, but no harm done. :D

now on to my current roommate situation...i'm with 2 different buddies and a random dude...random dude turns out to be a pretty cool guy, outside of the fact that he's gigantic. OU messes up his scheduling so he gets screwed over and can't take any classes this semester. so he's been looking for jobs...but 90% of the time he sits in his room...on his computer...or watching tv...while the dishes pile up, the dishwasher doesn't get turned on....the trash doesn't get taken out...the living room doesn't get cleaned...catch my drift? if he's not able to land a job, he should at least help out. me and the other 2 guys are busy as hell because we go to school and everything that comes with it. at least try to help out for once...when i get back up there, i think i'm gonna bring this up with him...we'll see how it goes.

dragons08
09-27-2009, 07:35 PM
Liars.

the_phoenix612
09-27-2009, 10:33 PM
People who, as soon as A&M's first drive gets stopped, or the opponent breaks a run of more than 5 yards, start whining about how this looks "exactly like last year".

Also, sophomores in the junior section. Damn, is that wildcat annoying.

F18mustang
09-27-2009, 10:36 PM
People who come out of the woodwork and all the sudden hate your team and wants to see them lose.

cougmantx
09-27-2009, 10:55 PM
People who come out of the woodwork and all the sudden hate your team and wants to see them lose.

hahahha...Man that has happened to everyone of us. Especially if your team is any good!

RedRage00
09-27-2009, 11:31 PM
hahahha...Man that has happened to everyone of us. Especially if your team is any good!

Tech isn't :D

Stands junky
09-29-2009, 03:16 PM
Tech isn't :D

:notworthy:notworthy