dragonsdaddy
08-31-2009, 09:28 AM
The
> Husband Store >
>
> A store that sells new husbands has opened in
> New York City , where a woman may go to choose
> a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a
> description of how the
> store operates:>
>
> You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors
> and the value of the
> products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The
> shopper may choose
> any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to
> the next floor, but
> you cannot go back down except to exit the
> building!
> >
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On
> the first floor the
> sign on the door reads:
>
> Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
>
> She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where
> the sign reads:
>
> Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
>
> 'That's nice,' she thinks , 'but I want
> more.'
>
> So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
>
> Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely
> Good Looking.
>
> 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
> going.
>
> She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
>
> Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead
> Good Looking and Help
> With Housework.
>
> 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly
> stand it!'
>
> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
>
> Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead
> Gorgeous, Help with
> Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
>
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor,
> where the sign
> reads:
>
> Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There
> are no men on this
> floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
> impossible to please.
> Thank you for shopping at the Husband
> Store.
>
>
> PLEASE NOTE:
>
>
> To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened
> a New Wives store just
> across the street.
>
>
>
> The first floor has wives that love sex.
>
> The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and
> like beer.
>
>
> The
> third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been
> visited.
>
>
> Husband Store >
>
> A store that sells new husbands has opened in
> New York City , where a woman may go to choose
> a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a
> description of how the
> store operates:>
>
> You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors
> and the value of the
> products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The
> shopper may choose
> any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to
> the next floor, but
> you cannot go back down except to exit the
> building!
> >
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On
> the first floor the
> sign on the door reads:
>
> Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
>
> She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where
> the sign reads:
>
> Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
>
> 'That's nice,' she thinks , 'but I want
> more.'
>
> So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
>
> Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely
> Good Looking.
>
> 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
> going.
>
> She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
>
> Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead
> Good Looking and Help
> With Housework.
>
> 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly
> stand it!'
>
> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
>
> Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead
> Gorgeous, Help with
> Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
>
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor,
> where the sign
> reads:
>
> Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There
> are no men on this
> floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
> impossible to please.
> Thank you for shopping at the Husband
> Store.
>
>
> PLEASE NOTE:
>
>
> To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened
> a New Wives store just
> across the street.
>
>
>
> The first floor has wives that love sex.
>
> The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and
> like beer.
>
>
> The
> third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been
> visited.
>
>