View Full Version : This is why we're fat
Firebird
08-25-2009, 04:11 PM
Meet the KFC "Double Down" 'sandwich'. Two fried chicken breast slices of "bread" containing bacon, cheese, and "the Colonel's sauce."
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/dailydish/2009/08/bellying-up-to-kfcs-double-down-.html
hunterbunter
08-25-2009, 04:13 PM
"you have some of The Colonel's Sauce on your chin there..." :D
dude no.
i'm fat and i don't even want that....
"i want a failure pile in a sadness bowl"
-patton oswalt
Rockets8805
08-25-2009, 04:20 PM
"you have some of The Colonel's Sauce on your chin there..." :D
:notworthy:notworthy
It looks good, but the older I get, the farther I am from a time when I would have tried it. Can't eat stuff like that now.
I love this comment left at the bottom of the page... "That looks yummers! My five-year-old loves trying new sandwiches!"
No doubt thats why were a fat country!
hunterbunter
08-25-2009, 04:24 PM
Meet the KFC "Double Down" 'sandwich'. Two fried chicken breast slices of "bread" containing bacon, cheese, and "the Colonel's sauce."
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/dailydish/2009/08/bellying-up-to-kfcs-double-down-.html
Na actually that sandwich looks pretty good. Two fried chicken breasts and they're of Original Recipe?? That sounds really good. I dont know about all that cheese though. Unfortunately that sandwich will probably not make its way down to the valley. We'll probably get a different version of it in a taco with some hot sauce.
Rockets8805
08-25-2009, 04:27 PM
Na actually that sandwich looks pretty good. Two fried chicken breasts and they're of Original Recipe?? That sounds really good. I dont know about all that cheese though. Unfortunately that sandwich will probably not make its way down to the valley. We'll probably get a different version of it in a taco with some hot sauce.
so instead of the colonel's sauce, its El Capitan's sauce???
I knew I was getting old, when that Mixer bowl thingy KFC whipped up, didn't look appealing.
Let's throw a bunch of stuff together (Chicken, gravy, corn, taters, ditchen sink, etc), and sell it!
It looked like something from Saturday night Live.
This thing? Really? Hmmmm.
Page Mr. Michaels.....................
Mr. Lorne Michaels.
hunterbunter
08-25-2009, 05:02 PM
so instead of the colonel's sauce, its El Capitan's sauce???
El Capitan's fiery salsa
GoOwls
08-25-2009, 05:06 PM
We are fat because we eat too much...period.
If you eat too much salad, you will get fat too.
SWMHebron
08-25-2009, 06:08 PM
I knew I was getting old, when that Mixer bowl thingy KFC whipped up, didn't look appealing.
Let's throw a bunch of stuff together (Chicken, gravy, corn, taters, ditchen sink, etc), and sell it!
It looked like something from Saturday night Live.
This thing? Really? Hmmmm.
Page Mr. Michaels.....................
Mr. Lorne Michaels.
Bass-O-Matic???
yankee
08-25-2009, 07:15 PM
damn you kfc, for making me a fat ***!
Pinion
08-25-2009, 07:18 PM
damn you kfc, for making me a fat ***!
That's kind of how I feel. I cant even fit my fat arse into my SLC shirt for the coming season. Ima get me a lawyer and sue the crap out of KFC and BurgerKing for making me fat.
It is their fault. Right?
okt0ber
08-25-2009, 07:23 PM
That's kind of how I feel. I cant even fit my fat arse into my SLC shirt for the coming season. Ima get me a lawyer and sue the crap out of KFC and BurgerKing for making me fat.
It is their fault. Right?
Excuse me, we'll send you a 2X Katy shirt, then. I doubt they make them that big for SLC... they have doctors and surgeries for that.
Pinion
08-25-2009, 07:29 PM
Excuse me, we'll send you a 2X Katy shirt, then. I doubt they make them that big for SLC... they have doctors and surgeries for that.
I regret to inform you that my body will reject any clothes that come in Katy red. so basically what I'm saying is that if you want to be the one responsible for folks having to see a fat redneck running around nude, go ahead and send that shirt. :D:D
Besides. I know they make Southlake clothes in my size. well, they make it in SLC's size. So I know, if nothing else, it will be a bigger shirt than what I need. :eek:
yankee
08-25-2009, 07:33 PM
That's kind of how I feel. I cant even fit my fat arse into my SLC shirt for the coming season. Ima get me a lawyer and sue the crap out of KFC and BurgerKing for making me fat.
It is their fault. Right?
haha, glad you got my point!
okt0ber
08-25-2009, 07:42 PM
I regret to inform you that my body will reject any clothes that come in Katy red. so basically what I'm saying is that if you want to be the one responsible for folks having to see a fat redneck running around nude, go ahead and send that shirt. :D:D
Besides. I know they make Southlake clothes in my size. well, they make it in SLC's size. So I know, if nothing else, it will be a bigger shirt than what I need. :eek:
Lord. Such a northern Louisianian ;)
RedRage00
08-25-2009, 07:51 PM
Why did I know HunnyBunny would love this? :D
okt0ber
08-25-2009, 07:54 PM
Why did I know HunnyBunny would love this? :D
You should be an SLC fan. :D
Pinion
08-25-2009, 07:58 PM
Lord. Such a northern Louisianian ;)
Dont you start with me.
hunterbunter
08-25-2009, 07:59 PM
Why did I know HunnyBunny would love this? :D
what can I say I love food :D i take care of myself though i excercise it off.
mad_fan
08-25-2009, 08:04 PM
I'd eat the sandwich...I eat what I want...but I'm not lazy...but I'm the exception to the rule...
RedRage00
08-25-2009, 08:08 PM
You should be an SLC fan. :D
Better than being a Katy fan ;)
Only if I get to sit next to SLC :D
what can I say I love food :D i take care of myself though i excercise it off.
I'm in shape.
ROUND, is a shape.
GoOwls
08-25-2009, 08:12 PM
I'm in shape.
ROUND, is a shape.
:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy
okt0ber
08-25-2009, 08:16 PM
Dont you start with me.
Oh, it's started.
http://www.taste.com.au/images/articles/aab09030817.jpg
Mmm. Reminds me of my other favorite food...
http://z.hubpages.com/u/350550_f260.jpg
mad_fan
08-25-2009, 08:19 PM
http://www.taste.com.au/images/articles/aab09030817.jpg
That looks freakin good...
That looks freakin dangerous...
:ninja:
hunterbunter
08-25-2009, 08:23 PM
I WILL eat at the Heart Attack Grill before I die...
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_121306/content/nurses_go_after_the_heart_attack_grill.Par.0002.Im ageFile.jpg
I WILL die at the Heart Attack Grill
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_121306/content/nurses_go_after_the_heart_attack_grill.Par.0002.Im ageFile.jpg
fify
hunterbunter
08-25-2009, 08:28 PM
fify
*sigh*
always with the negativity..
well at least if I do die I'll die a happy man after eating that burger :D
Mong Hu
08-25-2009, 08:28 PM
OK so what we have here is basically Chicken Cordon Bleu. We have Chicken (fried rather than baked), Swiss Cheese, and a pork product (bacon rather than ham) along with one extra ingredient. Seriously I don't see the problem here, it sounds good to me. One thing the French can do is cook.:)
F18mustang
08-25-2009, 08:29 PM
Dessert Lasagna
Layers of Oreos, graham crackers, dulce de leche ice cream, chocolate and peanut butter chips drizzled with chocolate syrup.
http://12.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19nsc1grgaXUEPKm9o1_500.jpg
The Brian Burrito
A beef taquito wrapped in a breakfast burrito filled with eggs, cheese, fries, and then wrapped in a giant quesadilla. Served with hot sauce and sour cream.
http://12.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19ocrsn9mf9BOPhIJo1_500.jpg
The Silly Rabbit
French toast breaded in crushed Trix cereal.
http://18.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19o9x5vrqvWglalp6o1_500.jpg
Macaroni And Cheese Pancakes
http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kofntukFZ71qzvnxpo1_500.jpg
Fool’s Gold Loaf Sandwich
A loaf of hollowed out bread filled with creamy peanut butter, a jar of grape jelly, and a pound of bacon.
http://5.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19ki9ah8mBxXu9ORRo1_r1_500.jpg
*sigh*
always with the negativity..
well at least if I do die I'll die a happy man after eating half that burger :D
:ninja:
hunterbunter
08-25-2009, 08:33 PM
:ninja:
I aint no quitter. I'll be damned if I dont finish it.
hunterbunter
08-25-2009, 08:34 PM
holy crap.
I just realized it wasn't GoOwls posting...:confused:
I aint no quitter. I'll be damned if I dont finish it.
My point exactly. :rolleyes:
holy crap.
I just realized it wasn't GoOwls posting...:confused:
First victim of online avatar switching. :ninja: Muhahaha.
okt0ber
08-25-2009, 08:35 PM
Dessert Lasagna
Layers of Oreos, graham crackers, dulce de leche ice cream, chocolate and peanut butter chips drizzled with chocolate syrup.
The Brian Burrito
A beef taquito wrapped in a breakfast burrito filled with eggs, cheese, fries, and then wrapped in a giant quesadilla. Served with hot sauce and sour cream.
The Silly Rabbit
French toast breaded in crushed Trix cereal.
Macaroni And Cheese Pancakes
Fool’s Gold Loaf Sandwich
A loaf of hollowed out bread filled with creamy peanut butter, a jar of grape jelly, and a pound of bacon.
LOL. None of that stuff looks or sounds good to me at all. But I'm still fat LOL.
hunterbunter
08-25-2009, 08:47 PM
First victim of online avatar switching. :ninja: Muhahaha.
Well played sir. You even captured his negativity down to the tee. :p
mad_fan
08-25-2009, 08:56 PM
holy crap.
I just realized it wasn't GoOwls posting...:confused:
Poster ID fail...
mad_fan
08-25-2009, 09:01 PM
LOL. None of that stuff looks or sounds good to me at all. But I'm still fat LOL.
Me neither...and I'm not fat...so it isn't the food...;)
ktCarl
08-25-2009, 09:05 PM
We are fat because we eat too much...period.
If you eat too much salad, you will get fat too.
Only if you put cheese and a lot of salad dressing on it.
ktCarl
08-25-2009, 09:08 PM
I regret to inform you that my body will reject any clothes that come in Katy red. so basically what I'm saying is that if you want to be the one responsible for folks having to see a fat redneck running around nude, go ahead and send that shirt. :D:D
Please in the name of whatever in this Country is decent anymore....Don't give this guy a Katy red shirt.
SWMHebron
08-25-2009, 09:44 PM
what can I say I love food :D i take care of myself though i excercise it off.
I exercise so I can eat cheesecake.
No exercise = no cheesecake.
No cheesecake Is Not Acceptable.
CoveMom
08-25-2009, 09:45 PM
Only if you put cheese and a lot of salad dressing on it.
What would be the point of eating salad if you didn't?
Oh, and you forgot the real butter croutons.
:rolleyes:
CoveMom
08-25-2009, 09:46 PM
P.S.
I am no longer "fat" but I am not under the illusion that I can't get that way again so I have learned a bunch of new habits. Healthy (puke smiley goes here) habits...
hunterbunter
08-25-2009, 10:58 PM
I exercise so I can eat cheesecake.
No exercise = no cheesecake.
No cheesecake Is Not Acceptable.
:notworthy
stevefoxsc
08-26-2009, 12:51 AM
Australia = new #1 for fatties.
I regret to inform you that my body will reject any clothes that come in Katy red. so basically what I'm saying is that if you want to be the one responsible for folks having to see a fat redneck running around nude, go ahead and send that shirt. :D:D
Besides. I know they make Southlake clothes in my size. well, they make it in SLC's size. So I know, if nothing else, it will be a bigger shirt than what I need. :eek:
:Censor: you.
:D
Better than being a Katy fan ;)
Only if I get to sit next to SLC :D
Ahh. Think nice thoughts, not dirty thoughts.:p:D
australia = new #1 for fatties.
woo! Not number 1!!!!
Slim-Rob
08-26-2009, 01:09 AM
even though when i first saw that I thought "when you get it, it will be wrapped in a wrapper like a burger. But instead of soggy grease buns, it will be greasy chicken...with melted cheese and greasy bacon...it will slide down nice...and block up your arteries really nice!
I'd give it a try. If not for any reason other than to say "I hate a sandwich with no bread."
woo! Not number 1!!!!
Yea us!:)
Pinion
08-26-2009, 03:02 PM
:Censor: you.
:D
hahaha. :eek:
RedRage00
08-26-2009, 03:33 PM
even though when i first saw that I thought "when you get it, it will be wrapped in a wrapper like a burger. But instead of soggy grease buns, it will be greasy chicken...with melted cheese and greasy bacon...it will slide down nice...and block up your arteries really nice!
I'd give it a try. If not for any reason other than to say "I hate a sandwich with no bread."
I tried the McRib because of RG and HunnyBunny...never again. I didn't even finish it. I hate McDonalds.
RedRage00
08-26-2009, 03:33 PM
:Censor: you.
:D
Anyone that messes with you has to come through me first! :eek: ;):D
Anyone that messes with you has to come through me first! :eek: ;):D
I knew you had my back...or front...or... whatever.:D
hahaha. :eek:
;) it's all good bro.
slorch
08-26-2009, 05:09 PM
I'd eat the sandwich...I eat what I want...but I'm not lazy...but I'm the exception to the rule...
this.
I eat what i want and work my *** off, literally.
Most people are waaaaaaaay too sedentary.
slorch
08-26-2009, 05:11 PM
then again it could all be genetics...;)
http://maxschoolbus.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/mcdonald-large-kid-750701.jpg
http://www.newt.com/wohler/events/2009/misc/michelin-man.jpg
+
http://www.dietsinreview.com/diet_column/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/horatio-sanz.jpg
=
then again it could all be genetics...;)
http://maxschoolbus.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/mcdonald-large-kid-750701.jpg
RedRage00
08-26-2009, 06:20 PM
this.
I eat what i want and work my *** off, literally.
Most people are waaaaaaaay too sedentary.
Don't lose it all slorchy :eek:;)
stevefoxsc
08-26-2009, 06:26 PM
this.
I eat what i want and work my *** off, literally.
Most people are waaaaaaaay too sedentary.
Well enjoy your heart attack.
You can sure eat what you want, but not with out repercussions.
slorch
08-26-2009, 06:31 PM
Well enjoy your heart attack.
You can sure eat what you want, but not with out repercussions.
you can also be a vegan and sit on your *** forever and still be unhealthy.
as for heart attacks, you never know when one is coming, so in the mean time I'll choose to have the nachos, pizza, or steak with my beer, thank you.
Until i was about 30-32, i knew ZERO people that were in better shape than I was. i am still VERY active but don't work out. I can still work circles around my co-workers.
Yeah, I'm not giving up chicken fried steak or ice cream until they freaking make me.
ktCarl
08-26-2009, 06:40 PM
you can also be a vegan and sit on your *** forever and still be unhealthy.
as for heart attacks, you never know when one is coming, so in the mean time I'll choose to have the nachos, pizza, or steak with my beer, thank you.
Until i was about 30-32, i knew ZERO people that were in better shape than I was. i am still VERY active but don't work out. I can still work circles around my co-workers.
Yeah, I'm not giving up chicken fried steak or ice cream until they freaking make me.
They would probably rather you just leave them alone.
GoOwls
08-26-2009, 08:03 PM
Well played sir. You even captured his negativity down to the tee. :p
I'm not negative...I'm honest....you kids percieve it as negative because you don't like the message.
EagleDude73
08-26-2009, 08:57 PM
Yeah, I'm not giving up chicken fried steak or ice cream until they freaking make me.
http://www.celsias.com/media/uploads/admin/fat_guy_in_car.jpg
I passed you on 45 this morning near Sawdust Rd. Had my cell handy.
slorch
08-26-2009, 08:59 PM
http://www.celsias.com/media/uploads/admin/fat_guy_in_car.jpg
I passed you on 45 this morning near Sawdust Rd. Had my cell handy.
Oh...i was eating a cheese and bacon tacquito, then. Seriously.
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