10 commandments...ebonics style

[dada]

Put in a way that today's youth can understand:



TEN COMMANDMENTS
EBONICS STYLE
Sometimes you have to get the message across
as best we can. Try this for those who can't
understand the King James Version:
1. I'm God. Don't play me.
(I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any
other gods before me.)

2. Don't be makin no hood ornaments
and charms outta me, or like me.
(Thou shalt not! have
any graven images)
3. Don't be callin' me for no reason
(Thou shalt not use the name of the
Lord thy God in vain)
4. Y'all betta be in church on Sunday,
and not just the Sundays when
it's Mother's day, Easter
and Christmas
(Remember to keep the Sabbath day holy)
5. Don't dis or cuss out yo momma...
and if you know who ya daddy
is, don't dis him neither.
(Honor thy father and thy mother)
6. Don't be goin' on no drive bys.
(Thou shalt not kill)

7. Stick to ya own Boo.
(Thou shalt not commit adultery)

8. Don't be borrow'n stuff and
don't give it back.
(Thou shalt not steal)
9. Don't be snitchin' on the otha'
man to save your behind.
(Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy brother)

10. Don't be eyein' (skeeming) yo
homie's crib, ride, woman,
or nuffin.
(Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy brother).

[lonny23]

Hey, that's pretty good.

[wide-e-wide]

and #11

Thou shalt not hateth the player... instead thou shall hateth the game.

[slorch]

I thought the 11th was confront anyone in the stands that your wife is starting a fight with

[slorch]

antonio davis... in case you are wondering

[LUFPAN]

I thought the 11th was confront anyone in the stands that your wife is starting a fight with

I thought the 11th was Thou Shall Not Play Southlake in the State-Semifinals.

[dragonfootballfan]

I thought the 11th was Thou shalt not Disrespect Chuck Norris or else you will get a roundhouse kick to the face.

[lonny23]

I thought the 11th was Thou shalt not Disrespect Chuck Norris or else you will get a roundhouse kick to the face.
We have a bunch of guys over here always joking around about Chuck Norris. None of them really like him, but it's fun. I bought Walker, Texas Ranger for my mom for Christmas.

[AllenEagle06]

We have a bunch of guys over here always joking around about Chuck Norris. None of them really like him, but it's fun. I bought Walker, Texas Ranger for my mom for Christmas.
Did you know that Chuck Norris is really short? They have to design the set of Walker, Texas Ranger so that it is smaller than normal just to make him look taller.

[dragonfootballfan]

Did you know that Chuck Norris is really short? They have to design the set of Walker, Texas Ranger so that it is smaller than normal just to make him look taller.
well if you can see Chuck Norris he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris then you may only be seconds from death.

[wide-e-wide]

well if you can see Chuck Norris he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris then you may only be seconds from death.


Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww wwww.....haaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh h!!!!!!

If you hear that....that's 'yo *** Mr. Postman.

[dragonfootballfan]

Chuck Norris has already been to mars, that is why there are no signs of life.

[dragonfootballfan]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

[dragonfootballfan]

On a hot Texas day, Chuck Norris heard a Yankee make the comment, "It's not the heat, it's the humidity that will kill you." Chuck immediately threw him into the sun.

[wide-e-wide]

Chuck Norris could slap Leinart's eyes back straight if he wanted to...

[dragonfootballfan]

If you ever meet Chuck Norris, do not be afraid. We all die some day.

[wide-e-wide]

If Chuck Norris knew we were hijacking dada's thread...he would kill us both.

[lonny23]

I see you guys have been to the same sites!:D

[stevefoxsc]

i have chuck norris myspace haha!!!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=49803748


i also have osama bin ladens :eek:

and no folks the 11th is

Tha'll sha noteth disrespecteth thy fox :mad:

[stevefoxsc]

http://www.youtube.com/w/10-Commandment-RAP?v=8P5cie3_f5w&search=snl%20rap sigh that's possibly yea....

[Red Raiders]

Did you know that Chuck Norris is really short? They have to design the set of Walker, Texas Ranger so that it is smaller than normal just to make him look taller.

Yes, I met him 3 years ago and he is actually short (I was surprised).

[dada]

Yes, I met him 3 years ago and he is actually short (I was surprised).
He is not short...He has spring loaded legs. When activated they are very powerful and makes him close to 8 ft tall. Where do you think they got the "Ram Man" idea on He-man from?

[Red Raiders]

He is not short...He has spring loaded legs. When activated they are very powerful and makes him close to 8 ft tall. Where do you think they got the "Ram Man" idea on He-man from?

Ummmm ok.... wth? I did met him and he is short...

[chhspantherfan]

Put in a way that today's youth can understand:



TEN COMMANDMENTS
EBONICS STYLE
Sometimes you have to get the message across
as best we can. Try this for those who can't
understand the King James Version:
1. I'm God. Don't play me.
(I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any
other gods before me.)

2. Don't be makin no hood ornaments
and charms outta me, or like me.
(Thou shalt not! have
any graven images)
3. Don't be callin' me for no reason
(Thou shalt not use the name of the
Lord thy God in vain)
4. Y'all betta be in church on Sunday,
and not just the Sundays when
it's Mother's day, Easter
and Christmas
(Remember to keep the Sabbath day holy)
5. Don't dis or cuss out yo momma...
and if you know who ya daddy
is, don't dis him neither.
(Honor thy father and thy mother)
6. Don't be goin' on no drive bys.
(Thou shalt not kill)

7. Stick to ya own Boo.
(Thou shalt not commit adultery)

8. Don't be borrow'n stuff and
don't give it back.
(Thou shalt not steal)
9. Don't be snitchin' on the otha'
man to save your behind.
(Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy brother)

10. Don't be eyein' (skeeming) yo
homie's crib, ride, woman,
or nuffin.
(Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy brother).

dada4w at his finest..:)

[Tom]

Did you know that Chuck Norris is really short? They have to design the set of Walker, Texas Ranger so that it is smaller than normal just to make him look taller.

He's taller than me.

[- sTp -]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

:notworthy

panther, you must be bored out of your wits..

[ktCarl]

"I believe in 8 of the 10 commandments."

"I believe in going to church EVERY Sunday unless there is a game on."

Steve Martin

:D

[SLC93]

Did someone wearin a hoodie write this? I'm very suspicious now.

signed,

G Zimm

[chhspantherfan]

:notworthy

panther, you must be bored out of your wits..

actually, I discovered that if you go to "search", then choose words that come to mind, go to the last page of results, scroll down until you see a poster name from long ago, then you will find some classics. :)

[cyfallsbooster2]

We have a bunch of guys over here always joking around about Chuck Norris. None of them really like him, but it's fun. I bought Walker, Texas Ranger for my mom for Christmas.

Really?!!!! You bought Chuck for your mom?!!!! I didn't even know he was for sale!:eek:

[BDB]

Did someone wearin a hoodie write this? I'm very suspicious now.

signed,

G Zimm

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