What will a man do for a nice looking lady?

[slorch]

So I'm getting gas on my way home from work one day, just north of Conroe( League Line Road for those that know.) I'm walking to my car after getting my diet Mt Dew and this beautiful medium complected lady comes walking over to me and I'm wondering, " just what the heck is this lady wanting?" In a heavy Spanish accent she asks me if I can help her put gas in her vehicle, a late model SUV.
i put my drink in my car and go over to hers. I'm checking out the vehicle so 4 big dudes don't get out and rob me of the $3 cash i have, but all i see is an older lady in the car, smiling at me. The lady that approached me is absolutely beautiful with long dark curly hair, great smile, golden brown eyes, almost bronze skin but not the fake type- the whole package. She has on one of those sundresses which have promoted this summer as the season of cleavage, and yes, that was just about perfect too. She seems about 35-40, so we are about the same age. She gets out her wallet and hands me the credit card.
She tells me she's from Mexico City and this is a rental vehicle. In a blondish revelation, she states that she forgot that they use gas and she had to fill it up before returning it.

I'm still waiting for the scam or somebody to bum rush me.
"Can you do this for me? I do not know this machine."
I smile and run her card. It asks for her zip code.

She speaks very nice English, and I speak very rudimentary Spanish, but I'm sitting there wondering how the hell to ask her Zip code. I ask her and it she starts laughing, " yes, we have mail too." i felt like an idiot.

Then she points at the gascap... I'm thinking to myself, this must be one wellkept lady to never have opened a gascap. She then tells me that in Mexico the guys are at the gaspump and do everything for you.

She is so very friendly and beautiful. She is almost blushing as she apologizes again for having to ask for help. All the while I'm trying not to stare to much at the sundress...( yes, I feel like a dirtbag, but OMG!)
I think I put 24.8 gallons in. When I got home I looked up the vehicle and it holds 25 gallons.

Her smile and attitude was so beautiful it made my day just getting to talk to her, and I think I made her day by helping her, but at the same time, it is a terrible thing that I just had to keep watching out for the bad guys because the situation seemed so surreal. I was so skeptical of someone being genuinely in need.

I got back in the car happy to have helped her because she was genuinely scared that noone would help her because she wasn't American, and I was sad that I had strong doubts throughout the exchange. It still made my day how the whole thing went down though. Sometimes we just need to be reminded how good it feels to be real to one another.

[AFBroGermany]

if your single....FAIL for not getting a number!

j/k lol

sad that she thinks people in america wont help out, well i guess i should say people in Texas...

Doesnt she know Texas means friend?:D

[slorch]

nah, man. I'm married.

I most definitely would have taken the conversation that way had I been single. Then again, i think that's probably why she asked me for help anyway. Aside from my leering problem, I'm a decent/ average/ normal looking guy.:D

[J-Rock Mom]

Thanks for being a gentleman!!!!:notworthy There aren't too many left out there. Most were not raised right.

[AFBroGermany]

nah, man. I'm married.

I most definitely would have taken the conversation that way had I been single. Then again, i think that's probably why she asked me for help anyway. Aside from my leering problem, I'm a decent/ average/ normal looking guy.:D

I got ya, and all guys have the leering problem lol some are just more discreet about it:D

[E-Vol-ution]

That's cool what you did......but I have to admit, the only thing I would not have done was put the credit card through for her. I'm perhaps too skeptical about that type thing and would have worried about being on camera using a card that wasn't mine. I know that may sound negative.....but the rest was chivalry at it's finest. Good job!

[RedRage00]

I'm surprised you didn't know that in Mexico they pump the gas for you.

Well, at least that is what I remember from the last time I was there which was over 10 years ago. :eek:

[dragonsdaddy]

if one believes in karma, i had some last week. an older couple at the airport were returning from the food kiosk and the woman was bemoaning the lack of tea bags. i had put several in my bag and provided her with one and some spenda. she was so pleased, as was i in her pleasure. later that day, i got pulled from a flight in lv(standby) but was told to wait. at the last minute, one ticketed passenger hadn't arrived. i got back on and was home on time. who says no good deed goes unpunished?

[slorch]

if one believes in karma, i had some last week. an older couple at the airport were returning from the food kiosk and the woman was bemoaning the lack of tea bags. i had put several in my bag and provided her with one and some spenda. she was so pleased, as was i in her pleasure. later that day, i got pulled from a flight in lv(standby) but was told to wait. at the last minute, one ticketed passenger hadn't arrived. i got back on and was home on time. who says no good deed goes unpunished?

Whether I am at work or on my own time, when I am in public, I always tell myself, "Treat everyone like you would want your G'ma/ Mom/ wife/ kid to be treated."

Then some :Censor:er cuts you off in the parking lot...:eek::D

[RedRage00]

I'm sure Slorch got his reward when he got home. :eek: :D

[slorch]

I'm sure Slorch got his reward when he got home. :eek: :D

getting to man the remote for an evening( with the batteries actually in it?)

[RedRage00]

getting to man the remote for an evening( with the batteries actually in it?)

I guess that would work too. :cool:

[dada]

You mean you didnt drop this line on her?

http://www.killerclips.com/clip.php?id=140&qid=1944

or the KT2000 route:
http://www.killerclips.com/clip.php?id=140&qid=1936

[DragonFan0316]

Rich stuff.

[jc84chill]

To answer the question in the thread title...

ALOT! :)

[slorch]

You mean you didnt drop this line on her?

http://www.killerclips.com/clip.php?id=140&qid=1944

or the KT2000 route:
http://www.killerclips.com/clip.php?id=140&qid=1936

It was more like this:
http://www.killerclips.com/clip.php?id=22&qid=1697

[dragons08]

We went camping and got my friends truck stuck in the mud, we spent hours trying to get it out and at like 130 in the morning this pickup truck came down and we heard yelling and stuff so we were like oh crap they can't help us, let's not bother asking, they then drive over, and we're like we'll get ya'll out no problem. Sure enough, they helped us. Felt bad for thinking they we're just a bunch of drunks, but man they saved our *** and i feel bad for judging them.

[JOH]

So I'm getting gas on my way home from work one day, just north of Conroe( League Line Road for those that know.) I'm walking to my car after getting my diet Mt Dew and this beautiful medium complected lady comes walking over to me and I'm wondering, " just what the heck is this lady wanting?" In a heavy Spanish accent she asks me if I can help her put gas in her vehicle, a late model SUV.
i put my drink in my car and go over to hers. I'm checking out the vehicle so 4 big dudes don't get out and rob me of the $3 cash i have, but all i see is an older lady in the car, smiling at me. The lady that approached me is absolutely beautiful with long dark curly hair, great smile, golden brown eyes, almost bronze skin but not the fake type- the whole package. She has on one of those sundresses which have promoted this summer as the season of cleavage, and yes, that was just about perfect too. She seems about 35-40, so we are about the same age. She gets out her wallet and hands me the credit card.
She tells me she's from Mexico City and this is a rental vehicle. In a blondish revelation, she states that she forgot that they use gas and she had to fill it up before returning it.

I'm still waiting for the scam or somebody to bum rush me.
"Can you do this for me? I do not know this machine."
I smile and run her card. It asks for her zip code.

She speaks very nice English, and I speak very rudimentary Spanish, but I'm sitting there wondering how the hell to ask her Zip code. I ask her and it she starts laughing, " yes, we have mail too." i felt like an idiot.

Then she points at the gascap... I'm thinking to myself, this must be one wellkept lady to never have opened a gascap. She then tells me that in Mexico the guys are at the gaspump and do everything for you.

She is so very friendly and beautiful. She is almost blushing as she apologizes again for having to ask for help. All the while I'm trying not to stare to much at the sundress...( yes, I feel like a dirtbag, but OMG!)
I think I put 24.8 gallons in. When I got home I looked up the vehicle and it holds 25 gallons.

Her smile and attitude was so beautiful it made my day just getting to talk to her, and I think I made her day by helping her, but at the same time, it is a terrible thing that I just had to keep watching out for the bad guys because the situation seemed so surreal. I was so skeptical of someone being genuinely in need.

I got back in the car happy to have helped her because she was genuinely scared that noone would help her because she wasn't American, and I was sad that I had strong doubts throughout the exchange. It still made my day how the whole thing went down though. Sometimes we just need to be reminded how good it feels to be real to one another.

While reading this, I was half expecting you to go get drunk, and wake up the next morning only to find out she was a dude.

[HUM398]

While reading this, I was half expecting you to go get drunk, and wake up the next morning only to find out she was a dude.

.....

its coming.

[JOH]

.....

its coming.


http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e6/HM2.jpg



...a Big Moe-Miley Cyrus team album?

[country club]

You mean besides kill and write bad checks?

[mad_fan]

I drew the line at $200/hour...when I was single...

[CoveMom]

Whatever I tell him to do.....

[mad_fan]

Whatever I tell him to do.....

Next...

:rolleyes:

[slorch]

I drew the line at $200/hour...when I was single...

Firebird told me you were underpaid...

[ktCarl]

So I'm getting gas on my way home from work one day, just north of Conroe( League Line Road for those that know.) I'm walking to my car after getting my diet Mt Dew and this beautiful medium complected lady comes walking over to me and I'm wondering, " just what the heck is this lady wanting?" In a heavy Spanish accent she asks me if I can help her put gas in her vehicle, a late model SUV.
i put my drink in my car and go over to hers. I'm checking out the vehicle so 4 big dudes don't get out and rob me of the $3 cash i have, but all i see is an older lady in the car, smiling at me. The lady that approached me is absolutely beautiful with long dark curly hair, great smile, golden brown eyes, almost bronze skin but not the fake type- the whole package. She has on one of those sundresses which have promoted this summer as the season of cleavage, and yes, that was just about perfect too. She seems about 35-40, so we are about the same age. She gets out her wallet and hands me the credit card.
She tells me she's from Mexico City and this is a rental vehicle. In a blondish revelation, she states that she forgot that they use gas and she had to fill it up before returning it.

I'm still waiting for the scam or somebody to bum rush me.
"Can you do this for me? I do not know this machine."
I smile and run her card. It asks for her zip code.

She speaks very nice English, and I speak very rudimentary Spanish, but I'm sitting there wondering how the hell to ask her Zip code. I ask her and it she starts laughing, " yes, we have mail too." i felt like an idiot.

Then she points at the gascap... I'm thinking to myself, this must be one wellkept lady to never have opened a gascap. She then tells me that in Mexico the guys are at the gaspump and do everything for you.

She is so very friendly and beautiful. She is almost blushing as she apologizes again for having to ask for help. All the while I'm trying not to stare to much at the sundress...( yes, I feel like a dirtbag, but OMG!)
I think I put 24.8 gallons in. When I got home I looked up the vehicle and it holds 25 gallons.

Her smile and attitude was so beautiful it made my day just getting to talk to her, and I think I made her day by helping her, but at the same time, it is a terrible thing that I just had to keep watching out for the bad guys because the situation seemed so surreal. I was so skeptical of someone being genuinely in need.

I got back in the car happy to have helped her because she was genuinely scared that noone would help her because she wasn't American, and I was sad that I had strong doubts throughout the exchange. It still made my day how the whole thing went down though. Sometimes we just need to be reminded how good it feels to be real to one another.


So did you go to a store and buy a long, dark, curly hair wig for your wife to wear later that evening? :rolleyes:

[mad_fan]

Firebird told me you were underpaid...

And not a word about over taxed???

[okt0ber]

Nothing.

[mad_fan]

I got back in the car happy to have helped her because she was genuinely scared that noone would help her because she wasn't American, and I was sad that I had strong doubts throughout the exchange. It still made my day how the whole thing went down though. Sometimes we just need to be reminded how good it feels to be real to one another.

Who's noone???

[CoveMom]

Who's noone???

Peggy, the columnist and former Regan Speechwriter. Apparently having her help one is now considered a scary thing...;)

[mad_fan]

Peggy, the columnist and former Regan Speechwriter. Apparently having her help one is now considered a scary thing...;)

To her credit...she was a Nazi back when I was still an openminded 45 year old last year...

[hunterbunter]

So I'm getting gas on my way home from work one day, just north of Conroe( League Line Road for those that know.) I'm walking to my car after getting my diet Mt Dew and this beautiful medium complected lady comes walking over to me and I'm wondering, " just what the heck is this lady wanting?" In a heavy Spanish accent she asks me if I can help her put gas in her vehicle, a late model SUV.
i put my drink in my car and go over to hers. I'm checking out the vehicle so 4 big dudes don't get out and rob me of the $3 cash i have, but all i see is an older lady in the car, smiling at me. The lady that approached me is absolutely beautiful with long dark curly hair, great smile, golden brown eyes, almost bronze skin but not the fake type- the whole package. She has on one of those sundresses which have promoted this summer as the season of cleavage, and yes, that was just about perfect too. She seems about 35-40, so we are about the same age. She gets out her wallet and hands me the credit card.
She tells me she's from Mexico City and this is a rental vehicle. In a blondish revelation, she states that she forgot that they use gas and she had to fill it up before returning it.

I'm still waiting for the scam or somebody to bum rush me.
"Can you do this for me? I do not know this machine."
I smile and run her card. It asks for her zip code.

She speaks very nice English, and I speak very rudimentary Spanish, but I'm sitting there wondering how the hell to ask her Zip code. I ask her and it she starts laughing, " yes, we have mail too." i felt like an idiot.

Then she points at the gascap... I'm thinking to myself, this must be one wellkept lady to never have opened a gascap. She then tells me that in Mexico the guys are at the gaspump and do everything for you.

She is so very friendly and beautiful. She is almost blushing as she apologizes again for having to ask for help. All the while I'm trying not to stare to much at the sundress...( yes, I feel like a dirtbag, but OMG!)
I think I put 24.8 gallons in. When I got home I looked up the vehicle and it holds 25 gallons.

Her smile and attitude was so beautiful it made my day just getting to talk to her, and I think I made her day by helping her, but at the same time, it is a terrible thing that I just had to keep watching out for the bad guys because the situation seemed so surreal. I was so skeptical of someone being genuinely in need.

I got back in the car happy to have helped her because she was genuinely scared that noone would help her because she wasn't American, and I was sad that I had strong doubts throughout the exchange. It still made my day how the whole thing went down though. Sometimes we just need to be reminded how good it feels to be real to one another.

*5 minutes earlier*

the two women sit in the SUV

Younger woman looks at the older woman and says "I bet I can get that white guy to pump gas for me..."

[smw358]

Received this joke from a friend of mine:

Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:



You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!



So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:



Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs


She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:



Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.


'That's nice,' she thinks , 'but I want more.'


So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:


Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.



'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.


'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.


The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.


The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

:D