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c-lisle
01-10-2006, 02:32 PM
Heard kid kraddock talking about this today. He threw out some stats about football having alot of injuries but cheerleaders have almost as many each year. Pretty rediculous considering how many more fball players there are than cheerleaders and fball is a full contact sport. I just thought it was interesting.

dragons08
01-10-2006, 03:41 PM
blondes..

garlandowl08
01-10-2006, 04:39 PM
D08 pretty muched summed it up, this thread can now be closed.

Slim-Rob
01-10-2006, 05:02 PM
Per every 100 participants, I'm sure cheerleading is right up there in injuries. At Judson, we have injured cheerleaders, most of the injuries occur to the legs, but a few years ago a Judson cheerleader broke her neck.

biglee2007
01-10-2006, 05:45 PM
can i can see alot of broken necks happen...man that would suck to see :eek:

Slim-Rob
01-10-2006, 06:05 PM
can i can see alot of broken necks happen...man that would suck to see :eek:

Broken bones really don't look that bad. its just wierd

Sacred Ground
01-10-2006, 07:17 PM
blondes..
You shouldn't have said it, d08. But since you did....

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory?

She kept throwing out the W's.

Sacred Ground
01-10-2006, 07:40 PM
Why did the blonde get fired from the pharmacy?

She kept getting the pill bottles stuck in the typewriter.

(Now see what you started, d08.)

BAMF cowboy
01-10-2006, 08:19 PM
most football injuries occur due to hard hits

most cheerleader injuries occur due to stupidity

yankee
01-10-2006, 08:21 PM
most football injuries occur due to hard hits

most cheerleader injuries occur due to stupidity
and in southlake's case...drinking too much.

Sacred Ground
01-10-2006, 08:28 PM
most football injuries occur due to hard hits

most cheerleader injuries occur due to stupidity
Which brings up the question!

Do most cheerleading injuries occur on the field or off the field?

yankee
01-10-2006, 08:29 PM
Which brings up the question!

Do most cheerleading injuries occur on the field or off the field?
off

dragons08
01-10-2006, 09:07 PM
Which brings up the question!

Do most cheerleading injuries occur on the field or off the field?
they start in the bathroom stalls and lead to the field..:p

dragons08
01-10-2006, 09:08 PM
Broken bones really don't look that bad. its just wierd
yea they do..whne i broke my foot it looked like crap..all purple and then all big and puffy and crap..looked weird

Sacred Ground
01-10-2006, 09:57 PM
Why are blonde jokes so short?

So brunettes can remember them.

(An equal opportunity blonde joke)

dragons08
01-10-2006, 10:39 PM
Why are blonde jokes so short?

So brunettes can remember them.

(An equal opportunity blonde joke)
i got a funnier joke..womens rights! :p

CLFalcon2006
01-10-2006, 10:40 PM
i got a funnier joke..womens rights! :p

Drandons 08 for that you get a

SWISH!!

Reaganrattler07
01-10-2006, 10:41 PM
blondes..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....so true unfortunately....

Reaganrattler07
01-10-2006, 10:42 PM
Heard kid kraddock talking about this today. He threw out some stats about football having alot of injuries but cheerleaders have almost as many each year. Pretty rediculous considering how many more fball players there are than cheerleaders and fball is a full contact sport. I just thought it was interesting.

How far do kraddock's broadcasts go? and where is he based?

dragons08
01-10-2006, 10:43 PM
Drandons 08 for that you get a

SWISH!!
new spelling there..

CLFalcon2006
01-10-2006, 10:43 PM
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.


Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an "F" in sex.


A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT".
After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".
By the time she drove eight miles, shehad cleaned 43 restrooms.


Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.


It was only a matter of time until the forum got to blonde jokes...

dragons08
01-10-2006, 10:44 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....so true unfortunately....
at least their hot right...voices he annoying as hell though..

dragons08
01-10-2006, 10:45 PM
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.


Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an "F" in sex.


A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT".
After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".
By the time she drove eight miles, shehad cleaned 43 restrooms.


Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.


It was only a matter of time until the forum got to blonde jokes...
my bet is lonny has some funny ones..

Reaganrattler07
01-10-2006, 10:59 PM
at least their hot right...voices he annoying as hell though..

hmmm....the two hot girls i know are brown and black haired...although their are some hot chicks with blonde hair...

dragons08
01-10-2006, 11:03 PM
you can defintally tell its offseason!

Sacred Ground
01-10-2006, 11:08 PM
How far do kraddock's broadcasts go? and where is he based?
He's in the Dallas area, in the mornings. 106.1 KISS FM, not sure how strong their signal is. I think it covers the entire DFW area plus.

dragons08
01-10-2006, 11:13 PM
He's in the Dallas area, in the mornings. 106.1 KISS FM, not sure how strong their signal is. I think it covers the entire DFW area plus.
ahh god 106.1...hate rap music...they've gone from rock to c-rap

Sacred Ground
01-10-2006, 11:17 PM
i got a funnier joke..womens rights! :p
From the Business Mergers thread, this one's for you d08.

Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization for Women will become: KnottNOW

Sacred Ground
01-10-2006, 11:20 PM
ahh god 106.1...hate rap music...they've gone from rock to c-rap
I haven't listen to that station in years. You mean to tell me, they don't play Brittney Spears anymore.:D

Reaganrattler07
01-10-2006, 11:29 PM
ahh god 106.1...hate rap music...they've gone from rock to c-rap

they go like a few rap....then one rock....but i listen to him in the morning. isn't he a spurs fan or soemthing?

c-lisle
01-11-2006, 06:57 AM
How far do kraddock's broadcasts go? and where is he based?


The show is syndicated and airs all over the country. He is based in Dallas like someone already mentioned.

dragons08
01-11-2006, 05:11 PM
I haven't listen to that station in years. You mean to tell me, they don't play Brittney Spears anymore.:D
nope they just play c-rap now..i used to listen ot that station all the time..then they went c-rap style now its off the radio list

Slim-Rob
01-11-2006, 07:35 PM
Since someone brought it up:

A blonde was driving down the road with her canoe on top of her car. She was on her way to the lake when she noticed a wheat field to her right. The wheat was blowing in the wind and it looked like waves so the blonde decided she would give the field a try. So she pulls over and puts her canoe in the field and is rowing out towards the middle, when another blonde pulls up and gets out of her car. The 2nd blonde yells out "Hey you," and the first blonde looks back toward her. The 2nd blonde yells out, very angrily "You know, its blondes like you that make us other blondes look dumn, and if I could swim I'd come out there and whoop your a$$."

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been on the computer?
A: Theres white out on the screen.

CyFallsMom
01-11-2006, 09:12 PM
Why are blonde jokes so short?

So brunettes can remember them.

(An equal opportunity blonde joke)

I think I speak for all natural blondes when I say "thanks":D and we are not dumb!!! Most "blondes" these days started out as brunettes who only WISH they were natural blondes - so few of us naturals left in the world anyway!! Even my kids are brunettes - darn Italians!!!

dragons08
01-11-2006, 09:32 PM
I think I speak for all natural blondes when I say "thanks":D and we are not dumb!!! Most "blondes" these days started out as brunettes who only WISH they were natural blondes - so few of us naturals left in the world anyway!! Even my kids are brunettes - darn Italians!!!
i knew there was something fishy about you

Reaganrattler07
01-11-2006, 10:03 PM
yea they do..whne i broke my foot it looked like crap..all purple and then all big and puffy and crap..looked weird

Break it tap dancing or was it a band accident?:p

dragons08
01-11-2006, 10:12 PM
Break it tap dancing or was it a band accident?:p
ballon soccer accident..

Slim-Rob
01-12-2006, 03:49 PM
I think I speak for all natural blondes when I say "thanks":D and we are not dumb!!! Most "blondes" these days started out as brunettes who only WISH they were natural blondes - so few of us naturals left in the world anyway!! Even my kids are brunettes - darn Italians!!!

The smartest person i know is a natural blonde. She got 99s and 100s in A.P. classes. its just not fair I tell ya.

Reaganrattler07
01-12-2006, 09:32 PM
ballon soccer accident..

.....you broke your foot playing soccer? Now, I haven't played soccer a lot but....how can you break your foot in soccer?!

dragons08
01-12-2006, 09:37 PM
.....you broke your foot playing soccer? Now, I haven't played soccer a lot but....how can you break your foot in soccer?!
kicking ballon..NAILED table full blown kick and broke it..in my defense fan was on..

reagan you can break your foot in soccer rather easily..just collide with someone elses foot wrong and its broke..ask dcrew he'll probally enlighten us better

Slim-Rob
01-12-2006, 09:44 PM
kicking ballon..NAILED table full blown kick and broke it..in my defense fan was on..

reagan you can break your foot in soccer rather easily..just collide with someone elses foot wrong and its broke..ask dcrew he'll probally enlighten us better

balloon?

dragons08
01-12-2006, 09:46 PM
balloon?
yea i was inside..bored to death

Reaganrattler07
01-12-2006, 09:53 PM
kicking ballon..NAILED table full blown kick and broke it..in my defense fan was on..

reagan you can break your foot in soccer rather easily..just collide with someone elses foot wrong and its broke..ask dcrew he'll probally enlighten us better

Oh, yeah, if you step on someone...not if your kicking the ball!...and learn to spell balloon....it helps...

dragons08
01-12-2006, 09:54 PM
Oh, yeah, if you step on someone...not if your kicking the ball!...and learn to spell balloon....it helps...
thanks mom

Reaganrattler07
01-12-2006, 09:55 PM
thanks mom

well, it would've been easier if i knew what the hell a "ballon" was!

dragons08
01-12-2006, 09:56 PM
well, it would've been easier if i knew what the hell a "ballon" was!
more reason why we NEED a spell check button

Reaganrattler07
01-12-2006, 10:10 PM
more reason why we NEED a spell check button

I don't think even the computer could've gotten that one....try www.dictionary.com

Slim-Rob
01-13-2006, 05:33 PM
more reason why we NEED a spell check button

I thought ballon soccer was a type of soccer. Then you said in your house and I thought balloon. I open Microsoft Word if I need help spelling a word.


For some reason I am listening to Beat Dominator right now. Its like Techno Bass. Kinda cool with my subwoofer