Did anybody else watch the Cotton Bowl?

[bullrock]

I have to say there were some mighty fine lookin' phillies settin' around the arena. I spend a lot of in 'Bama and I can tell you they are some of the prettiest girls put on earth. I'm not sure why, but they seem to grow there. Maybe the "being your own aunt" thing has something going for it???:eek: But I also have to mention, Tech had as many or more than 'Bama did. So "the aunt" thing can't have a lot of merit.

[Miss Kitty]

Man, you wiggled your way out of that one. ;)

[bullrock]

I'm startin' to get the meaning of "politically correct" if you know what I mean.

[Miss Kitty]

Better you than me. :)

[Redneckn]

I didn't watch the game. I hate the entire state of Alabama. Can't recall exactly why. I do know that it has something to do with a College in Tuscaloosa, body piercing, a girl named Sara, some money, a flat tire, and not getting up to Nashville on time. This was 1999. Things may have changed by now, but I doubt it.


I see hot women everywhere I go. Hot is a state of mind most of the time. The body just helps them along.

[dragons08]

i saw the game, what a game it was

[garlandowl08]

There is an ongoing debate on texags as to why such a crappy school gets so many hot chicks. (talking about tt).

[lonny23]

I didn't watch the game. I hate the entire state of Alabama. Can't recall exactly why. I do know that it has something to do with a College in Tuscaloosa, body piercing, a girl named Sara, some money, a flat tire, and not getting up to Nashville on time. This was 1999. Things may have changed by now, but I doubt it.


I see hot women everywhere I go. Hot is a state of mind most of the time. The body just helps them along.
Did you get a Sara tattoo before things went south?:D

[Redneckn]

Did you get a Sara tattoo before things went south?:D


No..hahaha.. We were over that way doing some ink and piercings at a party we were invited to. We have this girl sprawled out on a table doing some body piercings... In comes this huge dude.. He didn't seem real happy about what we were doing. Sara and the big dude start to have words, there are 3 of us there "working". Next think I know, the big dude grabs Richard. In the process of Richard being "removed" from what he was doing, a needle gets yanked. Sara freaks out screaming. Big dude goes ape. I was being paid to prevent this kind of thing. I failed. In a fit of being shamed because I didn't do my job, I get creative with some ring closure pliers.
I was not aware beforehand that ring closure pliers are considered a weapon in some cases. That makes it "aggrevated" assualt in the great state of Alabama.
2 days later we managed to get things cleared all up. We had to pay a pretty hefty fine for piercing/tattooing without a license in Alabama. All said, we missed some work in Nashville, learned what designates "aggrevated" in Alabama, did 17 piercings, 8 hours of tattooing, I have a scar on my pinky, Richard fired me. Richard re-hired me. Brad got stoned. And we stole gas from a Shell station.
After that, we never stopped off in Alabama anymore. Too much trouble.

[Miss Kitty]

That is just to funny. Glad it all worked out for you.

[bullrock]

You must have all of your teeth. I am amazed at the people in Alabama. I have never met so many uneducated, street smart, self-made millionaires in all my life. Let's put it this way, there is a right and lawful way of doing things and there is the Alabama way. You have to know the Alabama way when you're there if you want to stay out of trouble. Needless to say, I do millions of $$ worth of business in Alabama every year.;) And the uneducated statement, doesn't mean they're not good folks. And with them being born and raised there, they only know their way so in their minds everything is right.

[Redneckn]

You must have all of your teeth. I am amazed at the people in Alabama. I have never met so many uneducated, street smart, self-made millionaires in all my life. Let's put it this way, there is a right and lawful way of doing things and there is the Alabama way. You have to know the Alabama way when you're there if you want to stay out of trouble. Needless to say, I do millions of $$ worth of business in Alabama every year.;) And the uneducated statement, doesn't mean they're not good folks. And with them being born and raised there, they only know their way so in their minds everything is right.

You're right about the folks there for sure. I still have some contacts out that way and they're good folks that I'd trust with my life if it came right down to it. Baby has some family out that way.
There does seem to be an odd amount of money in Alabama...I've always wondered why that was. When you think of big cash places, Al does not come to mind right off. But I know there is some serious cash moving around out there.
Mississippi is another state filled with "wise-morons".

[LUFPAN]

I have to say there were some mighty fine lookin' phillies settin' around the arena. I spend a lot of in 'Bama and I can tell you they are some of the prettiest girls put on earth. I'm not sure why, but they seem to grow there. Maybe the "being your own aunt" thing has something going for it???:eek: But I also have to mention, Tech had as many or more than 'Bama did. So "the aunt" thing can't have a lot of merit.

The hottest looking girl I've ever met was from Phoenix City, Alabama. Gorgeous blonde built for fun. ;)

[lonny23]

The hottest looking girl I've ever met was from Phoenix City, Alabama. Gorgeous blonde built for fun. ;)
Did you figure out a way to import her to Texas?

[lonny23]

No..hahaha.. We were over that way doing some ink and piercings at a party we were invited to. We have this girl sprawled out on a table doing some body piercings... In comes this huge dude.. He didn't seem real happy about what we were doing. Sara and the big dude start to have words, there are 3 of us there "working". Next think I know, the big dude grabs Richard. In the process of Richard being "removed" from what he was doing, a needle gets yanked. Sara freaks out screaming. Big dude goes ape. I was being paid to prevent this kind of thing. I failed. In a fit of being shamed because I didn't do my job, I get creative with some ring closure pliers.
I was not aware beforehand that ring closure pliers are considered a weapon in some cases. That makes it "aggrevated" assualt in the great state of Alabama.
2 days later we managed to get things cleared all up. We had to pay a pretty hefty fine for piercing/tattooing without a license in Alabama. All said, we missed some work in Nashville, learned what designates "aggrevated" in Alabama, did 17 piercings, 8 hours of tattooing, I have a scar on my pinky, Richard fired me. Richard re-hired me. Brad got stoned. And we stole gas from a Shell station.
After that, we never stopped off in Alabama anymore. Too much trouble.
I think you're more qualified to be Secretary of Health and Human Services than Secretary of the Interior!:D

[Redneckn]

I think you're more qualified to be Secretary of Health and Human Services than Secretary of the Interior!:D

I think I'm more qualified to run a 3rd world country. I'd be a good dictator. Kind of like a redneck Saddam or something. It'd be great. I'm just now deciding what I want to do when I grow up (I'm 32) and actually am looking into working for the department of Interior.

[LUFPAN]

Did you figure out a way to import her to Texas?

Nope...I was already married at the time. I could only stare and drool.

[farmerfan]

I think I'm more qualified to run a 3rd world country. I'd be a good dictator. Kind of like a redneck Saddam or something. It'd be great. I'm just now deciding what I want to do when I grow up (I'm 32) and actually am looking into working for the department of Interior.


Now redneckn, it's not third world countries, it's developing countries. I just got out of a sociology of urban development course and my prof actually took off points if we said 3rd world country :rolleyes: . I just hate how so many people get offended by words that are spoken, can't say BC have to say BCE, can't say 3rd world country have to say developing country. It's total crap.

[farmerfan]

The hottest looking girl I've ever met was from Phoenix City, Alabama. Gorgeous blonde built for fun. ;)


Some of the most beautiful women I have ever met come from both Georgia and Tennessee. Also the best tailgating I have ever been to is in Athens, Georgia. The girls in both Georgia, Tennessee and even Alabama are all beautiful and the nicest girls I have ever met. I'm lucky that my aunt and uncle live in the Athens area, so I get to go out there a few times a year mainly during football season and spring break and it gets better each time I go.

[Redneckn]

Now redneckn, it's not third world countries, it's developing countries. I just got out of a sociology of urban development course and my prof actually took off points if we said 3rd world country :rolleyes: . I just hate how so many people get offended by words that are spoken, can't say BC have to say BCE, can't say 3rd world country have to say developing country. It's total crap.

Politically correct is the term for that. That professor should have his arse beat a little bit.

[lonny23]

Nope...I was already married at the time. I could only stare and drool.
Where's she at now?:D I like blondes!

[lonny23]

Now redneckn, it's not third world countries, it's developing countries. I just got out of a sociology of urban development course and my prof actually took off points if we said 3rd world country :rolleyes: . I just hate how so many people get offended by words that are spoken, can't say BC have to say BCE, can't say 3rd world country have to say developing country. It's total crap.
Lonny's definition of developing country says that's crap. Developing means improving and getting better. Those countries are falling apart and getting worse.

[LUFPAN]

Where's she at now?:D I like blondes!

Still there. She's a close friend. I still talk with her from time to time.

[farmerfan]

Lonny's definition of developing country says that's crap. Developing means improving and getting better. Those countries are falling apart and getting worse.

Try arguing that with this ****** and he would shut you up. It was comical. Some people tried to get out of him how all 3rd world countries were developing countries and he would just switch the subject. Other than that it was a pretty interesting course.