Change we could hope for...

[slorch]

LETTER FROM THE BOSS







Dear employee:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that
Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees
will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices
would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices
right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off
sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I
believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have
to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found
sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these
folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach
this problem.. They voted for change, I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.



THE BOSS

[JagFan]

LETTER FROM THE BOSS







Dear employee:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that
Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees
will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices
would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices
right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off
sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I
believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have
to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found
sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these
folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach
this problem.. They voted for change, I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.



THE BOSS

Well said. Lots of small businesses are felling this kind of pain:(

[drgnbkr]

LETTER FROM THE BOSS







Dear employee:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that
Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees
will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices
would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices
right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off
sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I
believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have
to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found
sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these
folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach
this problem.. They voted for change, I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.



THE BOSS

Love it! :notworthy All is not lost for the layed off though...They will probably end up with a car dealership...

[Bobcat81]

LETTER FROM THE BOSS







Dear employee:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that
Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees
will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices
would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices
right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off
sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I
believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have
to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found
sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these
folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach
this problem.. They voted for change, I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.



THE BOSS


:notworthy

Outstanding!!!

[15Adragon]

A lot of truth in that letter.

[SWMHebron]

A lot of truth in that letter.

As the owner of a small business -- Amen.

[cougardude]

;);)

[rwilleby]

Amen... But as an owner of a small business I would have to let a family member go, wait, no Obama stickers over here... I guess we'll just have to work harder, a change some Americans will never grasp.

[mad_fan]

Amen... But as an owner of a small business I would have to let a family member go, wait, no Obama stickers over here... I guess we'll just have to work harder, a change some Americans will never grasp.

I left the office at 7 PM yesterday...and just arrived at 6 AM...
I guess I should try harder...
:rolleyes:

[rwilleby]

I left the office at 7 PM yesterday...and just arrived at 6 AM...
I guess I should try harder...
:rolleyes:

Ha! You're such a slacker... It's people like you who give those other people a bad name... :notworthy

Been working since 4:30 but I do generally go to bed right after dark... Unless I have work to do...