View Full Version : It was one of THOSE nights....
DragonWatcher
06-05-2009, 06:37 PM
Figured this would be a good time to post a hysterical new site I found as the hangover came out this weekend.
www.textsfromlastnight.com
These are real texts from people, you can even search by area code. Some are absolutely hysterical... example- (919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
DragonBand06
06-05-2009, 10:38 PM
(518): i just had sex bonerless
(+27): I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
DragonBand06
06-05-2009, 10:41 PM
(832): Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
(281): I love Texas.
(970): Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
(1-970): You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
(970): Shut the hell up.
Firebird
06-06-2009, 12:21 AM
There's too much actual spelling in those texts for me to believe they are real.
(480): The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
There's too much actual spelling in those texts for me to believe they are real.
You should see my texts. It's like I'm writing a term paper.
F18mustang
06-06-2009, 12:22 AM
There's too much actual spelling in those texts for me to believe they are real.
You would be surprised. I have a full qwerty keyboard on my phone, I spell every word but I don't use grammar.
You would be surprised. I have a full qwerty keyboard on my phone, I spell every word but I don't use grammar.
Holy crap. Qwerty = http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd152/ZAKeener/Qwerty.jpg
Mind blown.
I got a text the other night that said something along the lines of...
"Oh ok well good night. Earlier Kristin said you were an ugly GREEN jeti. Idk wat to say about that. lol"
And I said, "No Zach."
It was the most random thing ever. I was on the phone with the girl he was talking about too and he sent her something that was almost the same but changed her name to mine.
Firebird
06-06-2009, 12:31 AM
You would be surprised. I have a full qwerty keyboard on my phone, I spell every word but I don't use grammar.
You manage to do that when you are plastered and/or high and texting stupid crap?
You manage to do that when you are plastered and/or high and texting stupid crap?
I have my commas and stuff in place when I drunk text. You wouldn't know I was drunk if you didn't know me... but I tend to say things I would never say sober so when I wake up in the morning, I go back into my sent box and cringe because of the stupid stuff I say. It sounded like the right thing to say four hours before but in the morning, I feel dumb and awkward.
So my friends try to keep me away from the phone so I don't "TUI."
DragonWatcher
06-06-2009, 12:35 AM
You manage to do that when you are plastered and/or high and texting stupid crap?
There needs to be an iphone app that prevents you from texting certain key words to mom's dad's and ex's after 2am.
Firebird
06-06-2009, 12:37 AM
There needs to be a phone app that turns off all teenage/college kids phones after close of business day.
Why? Because they don't have anything important to say, and because I don't like hearing them say it anytime I go out....:);)
DragonWatcher
06-06-2009, 12:44 AM
There needs to be a phone app that turns off all teenage/college kids phones after close of business day.
Why? Because they don't have anything important to say, and because I don't like hearing them say it anytime I go out....:);)
You don't seem fun enough to drunk text anyway ;)
F18mustang
06-06-2009, 12:46 AM
You manage to do that when you are plastered and/or high and texting stupid crap?
I don't remember.
Firebird
06-06-2009, 12:46 AM
You don't seem fun enough to drunk text anyway ;)
I'm fun enough to tell all the young cats on here what I think of em after a couple of four beers....:)
F18mustang
06-06-2009, 12:47 AM
Holy crap. Qwerty = http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd152/ZAKeener/Qwerty.jpg
Mind blown.
Nice
DragonWatcher
06-06-2009, 12:57 AM
I'm fun enough to tell all the young cats on here what I think of em after a couple of four beers....:)
I didn't realize having 4 or 5 years on me, makes me a young cat and you a wise old man lol
Firebird
06-06-2009, 01:03 AM
I didn't realize having 4 or 5 years on me, makes me a young cat and you a wise old man lol
Its not the years its the women that do it to ya
Mr. Rod
06-06-2009, 07:31 AM
You should see my texts. It's like I'm writing a term paper.
Mine too. My friends laugh because it takes me a long time to text. Sorry... I dont send 100 messages a day.
Mr. Rod
06-06-2009, 07:32 AM
(703): Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
My Favorite :cool:
DragonBand06
06-06-2009, 12:04 PM
There needs to be a phone app that turns off all teenage/college kids phones after close of business day.
Why? Because they don't have anything important to say, and because I don't like hearing them say it anytime I go out....:);)I disagree, seeing as how I don't drink. :mad::p
(703): Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
My Favorite :cool:
damn you beat me to it :laugh
OMG OMG OMG! I'VE SENT THIS TEXT BEFORE. except it was "black girl"
(303): Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
(847): dude, osama threatened the US again
(1-847): dude. i slept with your sister last night
(847): what?
(1-847) I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
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