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Sacred Ground
12-20-2005, 10:55 PM
Investment tips for 2006: For all of you with any money left in the wake of the Exxon/Mobile deal and the AOL/Time Warner implosion, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in the near future:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R.
Grace Company will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Zesta Crackers join forces
to become: Poly, Warner, Cracker

3. 3 M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMMGood

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa

5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS and become: FedUP

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization for Women will
become: KnottNOW

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang

biglee2007
12-20-2005, 11:15 PM
9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang
omg i love that one hahaha thats great

CLFalcon2006
12-20-2005, 11:44 PM
9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang

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