Ron White

[Dawg Fan]

I was listening to sirius radio blue comedy channel the other day and Ron White had a bit that reminded me of this forum. He said in high school he was kicked out of every organization he joined. He was kicked off the debate team after this exchange.............


White: Yea................. well **** YOU!

I thought I had won, the other guy was speechless.:notworthy

[slorch]

"I had the right to remain silent... just not the ability"

That's maybe my favorite one liner ever.:notworthy

[Rockets8805]

"hey hey hey...i wasn't drunk in public! i was drunk in a bar! they threw me into the public! arrest them!"

[BDB]

"i'm too drunk to taste this chicken..."

wait, no that was the colonel.

[drgnbkr]

I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member...

[rwilleby]

I don't think so, scooter...

[RATTLERS316]

speaking of ron white..me and the wife bought his new cd last week and its a riot...:notworthy

[rwilleby]

speaking of ron white..me and the wife bought his new cd last week and its a riot...:notworthy

What's it called?

[RATTLERS316]

What's it called?

its called "Behavioral Problems"

here is a youtube clip of it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7G4V10bx08&feature=related

[rwilleby]

its called "Behavioral Problems"

here is a youtube clip of it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7G4V10bx08&feature=related

I think that's on iTunes... I'll have to get it and listen to it while I'm on the road Wed...

[JMSFan]

its called "Behavioral Problems"

here is a youtube clip of it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7G4V10bx08&feature=related

The one hour edited version was on Comedy Central last week. I got it on DVR.

[DownSouth]

"Guess who was there,"

"Squirrel Man!"

Gotta love Tater.:D

[F18mustang]

You can't fix stupid...