View Full Version : Jalapeņo Mayonnaise
cajun
03-30-2009, 09:56 PM
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Preparation
In a blender or food processor, whirl 1 rinsed, stemmed, and seeded fresh jalapeņo chili (1 1/2 oz.) and 3/4 cup mayonnaise until smooth.
mmmm mmmmmm!
ChanSHS
03-30-2009, 11:16 PM
Baconnaise...
http://www.baconnaise.com/
yankee
03-30-2009, 11:37 PM
ketchup.
www.ketchup.com
it you take out the mayonnaise, that would sound delicious.
hunterbunter
03-31-2009, 01:00 AM
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Preparation
In a blender or food processor, whirl 1 rinsed, stemmed, and seeded fresh jalapeņo chili (1 1/2 oz.) and 3/4 cup mayonnaise until smooth.
mmmm mmmmmm!
what do you do with it
GoOwls
03-31-2009, 01:15 AM
what do you do with it
Put it on a samich....:D
hunterbunter
03-31-2009, 01:27 AM
Put it on a samich....:D
i guess my confusion is why'd he have to blend it. why not just put the mayonnaise on the bread and put the jalapeno on top?
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GoOwls
03-31-2009, 09:40 AM
i guess my confusion is why'd he have to blend it. why not just put the mayonnaise on the bread and put the jalapeno on top?
I guess it's like the difference between smooth and crunchy peanut butter.
cajun
03-31-2009, 11:11 AM
I guess it's like the difference between smooth and crunchy peanut butter.
You get more of a "even spread" instead of a couple or 3 jalapenos thrown on a bun..And if you load up on the jalapenos most of the time alot of them fall off...Then, one bite you might get intense pepper action while the next bite is pepperless...:D
Great for Bugers also...
Tune in next week...
Habanero Mayonnaise!
Sounds like you need to head to Chuy's and try their spicy jalapeno dip. It doesn't cost extra but they won't serve it to you unless you ask for it. I know there is two Chuy's in Dallas and four or five in Austin and the surrounding area.
Basically the exact same thing you are talking about taken to another level and perfected. It is delicious.
hunterbunter
03-31-2009, 01:53 PM
You get more of a "even spread" instead of a couple or 3 jalapenos thrown on a bun..And if you load up on the jalapenos most of the time alot of them fall off...Then, one bite you might get intense pepper action while the next bite is pepperless...:D
Great for Bugers also...
Tune in next week...
Habanero Mayonnaise!
mmmmmm....Bugers
rocketgrl94
03-31-2009, 02:05 PM
the olive oil mayo is great for sammiches too
GoOwls
03-31-2009, 03:45 PM
I really like the onion mayonnaise they put on the Ultimate Cheeseburger at Jack-In-The-Box. If I could find that stuff in the store I'd buy the whole shelf out.
rocketgrl94
03-31-2009, 03:47 PM
I really like the onion mayonnaise they put on the Ultimate Cheeseburger at Jack-In-The-Box. If I could find that stuff in the store I'd buy the whole shelf out.
well tell 'em u want some in a to go box..have them fill it up:D
Matthew 2000 Eagle
03-31-2009, 04:03 PM
You get more of a "even spread" instead of a couple or 3 jalapenos thrown on a bun..And if you load up on the jalapenos most of the time alot of them fall off...Then, one bite you might get intense pepper action while the next bite is pepperless...:D
Great for Bugers also...
Tune in next week...
Habanero Mayonnaise!
Bugers, huh?
Firebird
03-31-2009, 04:07 PM
Mayo on a burger=yankee food.
Slice the jalepeno, spread some mustard on the bun, add bacon, sliced red onion and cheese. That is a burger.
yankee
03-31-2009, 04:11 PM
Mayo on a burger=yankee food. (which is epic win)
Slice the jalepeno, spread some mustard on the bun, add bacon, sliced red onion and cheese. That is a burger.
fify
rocketgrl94
03-31-2009, 04:11 PM
Mayo on a burger=yankee food.
Slice the jalepeno, spread some mustard on the bun, add bacon, sliced red onion and cheese. That is a burger.
WoW..sounds gooood too me...and i havent had a burger in 2 months..that's sounds realllly tempting
F18mustang
03-31-2009, 04:12 PM
nom nom nom
KattTx
03-31-2009, 04:14 PM
Please... mayo is as southern as it gets. Mayo (real - not that miracle whip crap) on everything!! :notworthy
Firebird
03-31-2009, 04:28 PM
Please... mayo is as southern as it gets. Mayo (real - not that miracle whip crap) on everything!! :notworthy
Not on hamburgers. Mayo on hamburgers is for sissys and yankees. Texans put mustard on a hamburger.
GoOwls
03-31-2009, 04:32 PM
Mayo on a burger=yankee food.
Slice the jalepeno, spread some mustard on the bun, add bacon, sliced red onion and cheese. That is a burger.
I don't know about that.....maybe from your youthful perspective, but to me, it's a different one.
Back in the early-mid 60's, around Garland and Sachse, most everybody used mayo or Miracle Whip (Miracle Whip because Kraft Foods as the largest employer in Garland and the guys who worked there tended to use the products they made)....almost everybody.
It wasn't until McDonalds and Burger King and Jack-In-The-Box came to Garland in the mid-late 60's that ketchup and mustard became common on burgers.
Just a little history you couldn't have possibly known......until Mickey D's and The King and Jack moved in, mustard was for hotdogs, around here.
As for me now, at home, Miracle Whip and sometimes with mustard, at Mickey D's, Mayo, at my favorite burger place, Mayo and mustard.
Firebird
03-31-2009, 04:35 PM
I don't know about that.....maybe from your youthful perspective, but to me, it's a different one.
Back in the early-mid 60's, around Garland and Sachse, most everybody used mayo or Miracle Whip....almost everybody.
It wasn't until McDonalds and Burger King and Jack-In-The-Box came to Garland in the mid-late 60's that ketchup and mustard became common on burgers.
Just a little history you couldn't have possibly known......until Mickey D's and The King and Jack moved in, mustard was for hotdogs, around here.
No.
Proof: Go to Whataburger. Order a Whataburger combo without specifying how you want it. Unwrap it.
Mustard, onions, pickles, lettuce, tomato. NO ketchup or mayo.
Whataburger=real Texas burger.
GoOwls
03-31-2009, 04:41 PM
No.
Proof: Go to Whataburger. Order a Whataburger combo without specifying how you want it. Unwrap it.
Mustard, onions, pickles, lettuce, tomato. NO ketchup or mayo.
Whataburger=real Texas burger.
Damn, bird, can anybody have a different perspective than you....I mean...really...your such a kid.
That is the south Texas way from the 50's.....Corpus Christi is not the defining cuisine in Texas, by a longshot...please.
Firebird
03-31-2009, 04:45 PM
Damn, bird, can anybody have a different perspective than you....I mean...really...your such a kid.
That is the south Texas way from the 50's.....Corpus Christi is not the defining cuisine in Texas, by a longshot...please.
No. Garland is practically Oklahoma anyway. I don't trust anyone from the metromess.
GoOwls
03-31-2009, 04:50 PM
No. Garland is practically Oklahoma anyway. I don't trust anyone from the metromess.
Go stick it in your Valley....:eek: ;) :D :laugh
hunterbunter
03-31-2009, 04:51 PM
Mayo on a burger=yankee food.
Slice the jalepeno, spread some mustard on the bun, add bacon, sliced red onion and cheese. That is a burger.
thas what im talking aboot! maybe sub red onion for grilled onions
Firebird
03-31-2009, 04:53 PM
thas what im talking aboot! maybe sub red onion for grilled onions
La Maquina is down with real hamburgers...:cool:
Mayo is for finger sandwiches and what not. You know, bridal shower food.
hunterbunter
03-31-2009, 04:58 PM
Even Mr Jack in the Box knows what goes in a "Texas Burger" :notworthy
http://www.liquidsilvers.com/2005/07/the-jack-in-the-box-big-texas-burger/
cajun
03-31-2009, 05:19 PM
Bet you can't get one of these at your Skippy Burger, What is a Burger, Jiffy Burger(home of the 10 second burger), or Micky D's....
http://www.publix.com/images/healthnotes/Recipe/RDL4_000010.recipePhoto.jpg
Texas Tuna Burger with Jalapeņo Mayonnaise
Ingredients
1 medium jalapeņo pepper, seeded (about 1 tablespoon)
2 Tbs reduced fat mayonnaise
6 oz fresh tuna, coarsely chopped
2 scallions, sliced (about 3/4 cup)
1/4 cup frozen chopped onion
salt and freshly ground black pepper
olive oil spray
2 whole wheat hamburger rolls (about 3 ounces)
1 small tomato, sliced
2 romaine lettuce leaves
Directions
Chop jalapeņo peppers in a food processor fitted with a chopping blade. Remove and mix with the mayonnaise. Set aside. Without washing the food processor bowl, add the tuna, scallions, and onion and pulse several times until ingredients are finely chopped. Add salt and pepper to taste. Form into 2 patties, about 4 inches in diameter and 1/2 inch thick. Heat a nonstick skillet over medium-high heat and coat with olive oil spray. Add the burgers and cook 2 minutes. Turn and cook 2 minutes longer. Place each burger on the bottom half of a hamburger roll. Place several slices of tomato on each burger and lettuce leaves over the tomato. Spread the mayonnaise on the top half of the roll and close.
Variation: Canned jalapeņo peppers can be used instead of fresh.
Variation: Whole grain hamburger rolls can be substituted for whole wheat.
http://www.publix.com/wellness/notes/Display.do?id=Recipe&childId=RDL4_000010
KattTx
03-31-2009, 06:05 PM
Not on hamburgers. Mayo on hamburgers is for sissys and yankees. Texans put mustard on a hamburger.
What does it say when one puts both? :eek:
GoOwls
03-31-2009, 06:06 PM
What does it say when one puts both? :eek:
I go both ways......:eek: :o :D
hunterbunter
03-31-2009, 06:18 PM
Bet you can't get one of these at your Skippy Burger, What is a Burger, Jiffy Burger(home of the 10 second burger), or Micky D's....
http://www.publix.com/images/healthnotes/Recipe/RDL4_000010.recipePhoto.jpg
Texas Tuna Burger with Jalapeņo Mayonnaise
Ingredients
1 medium jalapeņo pepper, seeded (about 1 tablespoon)
2 Tbs reduced fat mayonnaise
6 oz fresh tuna, coarsely chopped
2 scallions, sliced (about 3/4 cup)
1/4 cup frozen chopped onion
salt and freshly ground black pepper
olive oil spray
2 whole wheat hamburger rolls (about 3 ounces)
1 small tomato, sliced
2 romaine lettuce leaves
Directions
Chop jalapeņo peppers in a food processor fitted with a chopping blade. Remove and mix with the mayonnaise. Set aside. Without washing the food processor bowl, add the tuna, scallions, and onion and pulse several times until ingredients are finely chopped. Add salt and pepper to taste. Form into 2 patties, about 4 inches in diameter and 1/2 inch thick. Heat a nonstick skillet over medium-high heat and coat with olive oil spray. Add the burgers and cook 2 minutes. Turn and cook 2 minutes longer. Place each burger on the bottom half of a hamburger roll. Place several slices of tomato on each burger and lettuce leaves over the tomato. Spread the mayonnaise on the top half of the roll and close.
Variation: Canned jalapeņo peppers can be used instead of fresh.
Variation: Whole grain hamburger rolls can be substituted for whole wheat.
http://www.publix.com/wellness/notes/Display.do?id=Recipe&childId=RDL4_000010
http://wealsoran.com/music/uploaded_images/images_do_not_want-741689.jpg
F18mustang
03-31-2009, 06:23 PM
bet you can't get one of these at your skippy burger, what is a burger, jiffy burger(home of the 10 second burger), or micky d's....
http://www.publix.com/images/healthnotes/recipe/rdl4_000010.recipephoto.jpg
texas tuna burger with jalapeņo mayonnaise
ingredients
1 medium jalapeņo pepper, seeded (about 1 tablespoon)
2 tbs reduced fat mayonnaise
6 oz fresh tuna, coarsely chopped
2 scallions, sliced (about 3/4 cup)
1/4 cup frozen chopped onion
salt and freshly ground black pepper
olive oil spray
2 whole wheat hamburger rolls (about 3 ounces)
1 small tomato, sliced
2 romaine lettuce leaves
directions
chop jalapeņo peppers in a food processor fitted with a chopping blade. Remove and mix with the mayonnaise. Set aside. Without washing the food processor bowl, add the tuna, scallions, and onion and pulse several times until ingredients are finely chopped. Add salt and pepper to taste. Form into 2 patties, about 4 inches in diameter and 1/2 inch thick. Heat a nonstick skillet over medium-high heat and coat with olive oil spray. Add the burgers and cook 2 minutes. Turn and cook 2 minutes longer. Place each burger on the bottom half of a hamburger roll. Place several slices of tomato on each burger and lettuce leaves over the tomato. Spread the mayonnaise on the top half of the roll and close.
Variation: Canned jalapeņo peppers can be used instead of fresh.
Variation: Whole grain hamburger rolls can be substituted for whole wheat.
http://www.publix.com/wellness/notes/display.do?id=recipe&childid=rdl4_000010
want
hunterbunter
03-31-2009, 06:27 PM
want
what are you talking about, there's not even freedom fries on the side of that thing
F18mustang
03-31-2009, 06:28 PM
what are you talking about, there's not even freedom fries on the side of that thing
Can I not just put some? :confused:
hunterbunter
03-31-2009, 06:42 PM
Can I not just put some? :confused:
hmmm...i suppose so...
rocketgrl94
03-31-2009, 06:52 PM
no burgers!
F18mustang
03-31-2009, 06:58 PM
no burgers!
Die
rocketgrl94
03-31-2009, 07:01 PM
Die
ok
hunterbunter
03-31-2009, 07:02 PM
no burgers!
only mcribs
rocketgrl94
03-31-2009, 07:03 PM
only mcribs
nope i think im done with them too
hunterbunter
03-31-2009, 07:04 PM
nope i think im done with them too
http://teacherseducation.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/shocked-1.jpg
hunterbunter
03-31-2009, 07:05 PM
then i think we are done here! good day!
F18mustang
03-31-2009, 07:05 PM
ok
No! Yes!
rocketgrl94
03-31-2009, 07:05 PM
No! Yes!
yes
EagleDude73
03-31-2009, 07:07 PM
only mcribs
on the bottom
F18mustang
03-31-2009, 07:07 PM
yes
goth
rocketgrl94
03-31-2009, 07:09 PM
goth
no
F18mustang
03-31-2009, 07:10 PM
no
Don't die
hunterbunter
03-31-2009, 07:10 PM
on the bottom
bottom of what?
rocketgrl94
03-31-2009, 07:11 PM
Don't die
im dying inside:(
F18mustang
03-31-2009, 07:12 PM
im dying inside:(
I've been gone for a day, I know how that can impact somebody....:p
whats wrong?
twcpfan1
03-31-2009, 07:12 PM
A real burger
Butter the bun then toast it.
Grilled Onions, Lettuce, Tomato, Beet. Cucumber (sometimes add one or a Combo of each - Bacon, Pineapple slice or Fried Egg)
Ketchup (tomato sauce) or BBQ Sauce.
Cheese. (real not processed, either mild or aged)
Meat is well done.
rocketgrl94
03-31-2009, 07:14 PM
I've been gone for a day, I know how that can impact somebody....:p
whats wrong?
i cant say...too personal:(
hunterbunter
03-31-2009, 07:14 PM
haha! he said beet!
F18mustang
03-31-2009, 07:14 PM
i cant say...too personal:(
Ah. Ill stop there.
haha! he said beet!
http://www.staddonfamily.com/wp-content/photos/Beet_2.jpg
????
EagleDude73
03-31-2009, 07:29 PM
haha! he said beet!
beets on a burger
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zb8_gCH-NvU/RqQBPJNulJI/AAAAAAAAAIs/IXeKMYOtXo0/s400/BeetBurger.jpg
rocketgrl94
03-31-2009, 07:30 PM
beets on a burger
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zb8_gCH-NvU/RqQBPJNulJI/AAAAAAAAAIs/IXeKMYOtXo0/s400/BeetBurger.jpg
gross
beets on a burger
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zb8_gCH-NvU/RqQBPJNulJI/AAAAAAAAAIs/IXeKMYOtXo0/s400/BeetBurger.jpg
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/c/c1/124121MrTQ_w.jpg/333px-124121MrTQ_w.jpg
????
EagleDude73
03-31-2009, 07:39 PM
gross
it's not falling apart enough - there needs to be tots on the side.
rocketgrl94
03-31-2009, 07:41 PM
it's not falling apart enough - there needs to be tots on the side.
burgers do not look that appetizing anymore
burgers do not look that appetizing anymore
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/8/83/Tumbleweed01.gif
rocketgrl94
03-31-2009, 07:50 PM
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/8/83/Tumbleweed01.gif
ok point is?
ok point is?
Rawr. :rolleyes:
There was no point. If there was, I wouldn't have posted it. :cool:
EagleDude73
03-31-2009, 07:52 PM
burgers do not look that appetizing anymore
http://gaygamer.net/images/1UP%20Burger.jpg
F18mustang
03-31-2009, 07:52 PM
this thread=nom nom nom
EagleDude73
03-31-2009, 07:55 PM
ok point is?
point is - you caught it.:cool:
this thread=nom nom nom
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/i-can-has-cheezburger.jpg
F18mustang
03-31-2009, 07:58 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/i-can-has-cheezburger.jpg
I already has cheezeburger
EagleDude73
03-31-2009, 08:01 PM
this thread=nom nom nom
http://dillsnapcogitation.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/noms.jpg
I already has cheezeburger
no u hasn't.
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.bloggingstocks.com/media/2008/10/mcdonalds_double_cheeseburger.jpg
is right here.
rocketgrl94
03-31-2009, 08:03 PM
this thread=nom nom nom
http://www.hottestmess.com/images/uploads/608.jpg
F18mustang
03-31-2009, 08:04 PM
no u hasn't.
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.bloggingstocks.com/media/2008/10/mcdonalds_double_cheeseburger.jpg
is right here.
om nom nom
see
om nom nom
see
Ah! You is eating meh cheezburger!
F18mustang
03-31-2009, 08:06 PM
Ah! You is eating meh cheezburger!
in your posts, eatings your cheezeburgerz
in your posts, eatings your cheezeburgerz
http://difuztehbom.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/donkeh.jpg
F18mustang
03-31-2009, 08:11 PM
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http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/star-wars-wampa-eatn-ur-ride.jpg
http://difuztehbom.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/lolsaddam.jpg
slorch
03-31-2009, 08:15 PM
Sounds like you need to head to Chuy's and try their spicy jalapeno dip. It doesn't cost extra but they won't serve it to you unless you ask for it. I know there is two Chuy's in Dallas and four or five in Austin and the surrounding area.
Basically the exact same thing you are talking about taken to another level and perfected. It is delicious.
I get it every time.
Love Chuy's!
slorch
03-31-2009, 08:16 PM
Mayo on a burger=yankee food.
Slice the jalepeno, spread some mustard on the bun, add bacon, sliced red onion and cheese. That is a burger.
this X a billion
F18mustang
03-31-2009, 08:17 PM
http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/star-wars-vader-king-lack-of-cheezburger-disturbing.jpg
F18mustang
03-31-2009, 08:17 PM
I get it every time.
Love Chuy's!
this
http://www.regruntled.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/can-of-cheeseburger-cat.jpg
F18mustang
03-31-2009, 08:20 PM
http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/star-wars-red-ring-of-death-star.jpg
EagleDude73
03-31-2009, 08:24 PM
http://static.dropline.net/cats/images/halp-i-not-cheezburger.jpg
twcpfan1
03-31-2009, 08:24 PM
I leave for my parents' house in Sydney in 5 days to have one of these:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3490/3280087991_54bf602c28.jpg?v=0
http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/star-wars-red-ring-of-death-star.jpg
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b3/Palpatines_guide_to_facial_care.jpg
http://static.dropline.net/cats/images/halp-i-not-cheezburger.jpg
lolz
F18mustang
03-31-2009, 08:26 PM
http://static.dropline.net/cats/images/halp-i-not-cheezburger.jpg
PwN3D!
F18mustang
03-31-2009, 08:27 PM
http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/star-wars-its-a-carp.jpg
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/be/Ackbar.jpg
F18mustang
03-31-2009, 08:29 PM
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/be/Ackbar.jpg
/facepalm
F18mustang
03-31-2009, 08:30 PM
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F18mustang
03-31-2009, 08:37 PM
http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/star-wars-i-can-has-hamburgler.JPG
http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/star-wars-i-can-has-hamburgler.JPG
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http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/59/Unemployment.jpg
Sux when your job gets blow'd up....twice.
EagleDude73
03-31-2009, 08:50 PM
Sux when your job gets blow'd up....twice.
Sux when your j*b gets blow'd up....twice FIFY
F18mustang
03-31-2009, 08:54 PM
Sux when your j*b gets blow'd up....twice FIFY
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3273/2622801796_ec215df82b.jpg
When "Fixing It For You", I will fix the post in the quote box to avoid the confusions. I will not FIFY outside said quote box, and I will not do any of the above without a license. Anything but immediate acceptance and compliance with these terms will be seen as an offensive against the Penguin Army of the Ptolemaic. Thank you.
Fify.
GoOwls
04-01-2009, 12:07 AM
I leave for my parents' house in Sydney in 5 days to have one of these:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3490/3280087991_54bf602c28.jpg?v=0
I'm sorry......:eek:
:D
F18mustang
04-01-2009, 12:08 AM
I'm sorry......:eek:
:D
ha
hunterbunter
04-01-2009, 12:12 AM
this guy! with freakin cranberries in his buger! :puke:
GoOwls
04-01-2009, 12:12 AM
ha
U 2 guyz is krazy.
I nominate thiz thread 4 HOF.
Kewl.
I wish I knew how to post pics.....old = internet dummy.
F18mustang
04-01-2009, 12:14 AM
U 2 guyz is krazy.
I nominate thiz thread 4 HOF.
Kewl.
I wish I knew how to post pics.....old = internet dummy.
rocketgrl.....:rolleyes:
get off goowls account....
GoOwls
04-01-2009, 12:24 AM
rocketgrl.....:rolleyes:
get off goowls account....
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
No, really, send files on "posting pics for dummies"....;)
I get it every time.
Love Chuy's!
I'm surprised they don't serve it to the table alongside the pico because I don't know anyone that doesn't like it.
twcpfan1
04-01-2009, 06:11 PM
this guy! with freakin cranberries in his buger! :puke:
Not cranberries. Beets.
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