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dada
03-27-2009, 08:34 AM
Hillarious.....I have a co-worker here and we always pull pranks on each other. Yesterday in another thread I told you that one day he and I were getting on the elevator....there were 3 women on the elevator and he asks me: "Did you go to the DR? Is it contagious?, Did you tell your boyfriend?"....I was speechless and couldn't respond....embarrassing...another day we were leaving the cafeteria and there were some women walking ahead of us in the hall....we came to a point where the hall connects to another hall and he let's out a loud cat call (PSSSST) and turns the corner so that when the women turn around...I'm the only one standing there...


Well....let's just say I got my revenge. Last Thursday I saw his car in the parking garage..at lunch I went out to the mall, game back and placed to stickers on the back of his car. I put one on each side of the bumper. All this week when I pulled into the garage, they were still on there I was like "Wow...he still hasn't seen them". He's a single guy who is ALWAYS in the club...he thinks he's a lady's man...drives a Dodge Charger with 22" rims on it...think he's a baller. One of the Stickers said "Free to Be" and the other sticker was the shape of the state of Texas.....both in rainbow colors.:D

So this morning he stops by my office and say's "Man, guess what happened to me last night....I was downtown man and this dude kept blowing at me so I pull over to see who it was...if I knew him........"....at that point I couldn't hold it any longer and fell out laughing... He say "you son of a B:Censor:h, you just started a war"

Priceless:notworthy

Now I have to watch my back.

drgnbkr
03-27-2009, 08:36 AM
Hillarious.....I have a co-worker here and we always pull pranks on each other. Yesterday in another thread I told you that one day he and I were getting on the elevator....there were 3 women on the elevator and he asks me: "Did you go to the DR? Is it contagious?, Did you tell your boyfriend?"....I was speechless and couldn't respond....embarrassing...another day we were leaving the cafeteria and there were some women walking ahead of us in the hall....we came to a point where the hall connects to another hall and he let's out a loud cat call (PSSSST) and turns the corner so that when the women turn around...I'm the only one standing there...


Well....let's just say I got my revenge. Last Thursday I saw his car in the parking garage..at lunch I went out to the mall, game back and placed to stickers on the back of his car. I put one on each side of the bumper. All this week when I pulled into the garage, they were still on there I was like "Wow...he still hasn't seen them". He's a single guy who is ALWAYS in the club...he thinks he's a lady's man...drives a Dodge Charger with 22" rims on it...think he's a baller. One of the Stickers said "Free to Be" and the other sticker was the shape of the state of Texas.....both in rainbow colors.:D

So this morning he stops by my office and say's "Man, guess what happened to me last night....I was downtown man and this dude kept blowing at me so I pull over to see who it was...if I knew him........"....at that point I couldn't hold it any longer and fell out laughing... He say "you son of a B:Censor:h, you just started a war"

Priceless:notworthy

Now I have to watch my back.

And your back bumper...:D

Favpack
03-27-2009, 08:49 AM
Boys will be....

:rolleyes:

Miss Kitty
03-27-2009, 08:53 AM
Soooooo, what did they guy he stopped for want? Did he tell you what he said?

SV61
03-27-2009, 09:01 AM
Soooooo, what did they guy he stopped for want? Did he tell you what he said?

He was probably lost, and needed directions.

dada
03-27-2009, 09:03 AM
Soooooo, what did they guy he stopped for want? Did he tell you what he said?

He won't tell me....I laughed before he could get it out then he knew I put the stickers on the car.

Miss Kitty
03-27-2009, 09:12 AM
Dude, you touched the man's car. ARE YOU NUTS!!!!! That is crossing the line. Mess with is woman, talk about his mama even, but never touch the vehicle.

It was nice knowin' ya. :D

dada
03-27-2009, 09:14 AM
Ok....he won't give me ALL the details...he said he pulled up on side of the guy and it was two guys in the car....they guy on the passenger side said "what's up"...so he said what's up back...then the guy said "What's up wth you"...he said first he though they wanted to fight or rob him....then he said he thought..."these dudes are gay" and left...he said he saw the stickers this morning because he backed the car in when he got home last night.

Fleeman93
03-27-2009, 09:36 AM
Someone in my old office put a "Cowboy Butts Drive Me Nuts" sticker on the back of some guys car. Freaking hilarious!

RedRage00
03-27-2009, 09:46 AM
Hillarious.....I have a co-worker here and we always pull pranks on each other. Yesterday in another thread I told you that one day he and I were getting on the elevator....there were 3 women on the elevator and he asks me: "Did you go to the DR? Is it contagious?, Did you tell your boyfriend?"....I was speechless and couldn't respond....embarrassing...another day we were leaving the cafeteria and there were some women walking ahead of us in the hall....we came to a point where the hall connects to another hall and he let's out a loud cat call (PSSSST) and turns the corner so that when the women turn around...I'm the only one standing there...


Well....let's just say I got my revenge. Last Thursday I saw his car in the parking garage..at lunch I went out to the mall, game back and placed to stickers on the back of his car. I put one on each side of the bumper. All this week when I pulled into the garage, they were still on there I was like "Wow...he still hasn't seen them". He's a single guy who is ALWAYS in the club...he thinks he's a lady's man...drives a Dodge Charger with 22" rims on it...think he's a baller. One of the Stickers said "Free to Be" and the other sticker was the shape of the state of Texas.....both in rainbow colors.:D

So this morning he stops by my office and say's "Man, guess what happened to me last night....I was downtown man and this dude kept blowing at me so I pull over to see who it was...if I knew him........"....at that point I couldn't hold it any longer and fell out laughing... He say "you son of a B:Censor:h, you just started a war"

Priceless:notworthy

Now I have to watch my back.

AWESOME!

You should have asked me for what kind of stickers to get. I could have found you some really embarrassing ones lol

dada
03-27-2009, 09:56 AM
AWESOME!

You should have asked me for what kind of stickers to get. I could have found you some really embarrassing ones lol

LOL...I just grabbed the first two I saw and got out of there...

Miss Kitty
03-27-2009, 11:13 AM
LOL...I just grabbed the first two I saw and got out of there...

Got out of where? Is there a special store for such stickers?

dada
03-27-2009, 11:22 AM
Got out of where? Is there a special store for such stickers?

there was a little booth with all kinds of sunglasses, earrings and crap at First Colony mall

RedRage00
03-27-2009, 11:26 AM
I know you could probably find some at Spencer's.

ktCarl
03-27-2009, 03:30 PM
I know you could probably find some at Spencer's.

I bought a realistic looking turd from Spencers and put it in an engineer's box of cereal that he snacked on daily. :D