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brad@sunshinepreps
12-14-2005, 08:24 PM
Can anyone tell me why the national media is so in love with USC. Yes they are a great team, but if you listen to sports radio or read news papers out side of Texas you would think USC is going to play a highschool team. I travel alot and it is being said everywhere that Texas has no chance. God I hope all this guys dont jump on the Texas bangwang when and IF Texas wins.
TheTwelffMan
12-14-2005, 08:34 PM
Because they know Radio is overrated and that the boys in burned orange are really not that good. They bearly beat us this year and they needed help to do it. I can't wait til this game. I perdict USC 60 t.u. 13.
Packattack94
12-14-2005, 08:39 PM
Because they know Radio is overrated and that the boys in burned orange are really not that good. They bearly beat us this year and they needed help to do it. I can't wait til this game. I perdict USC 60 t.u. 13.
Spoken like a true moron.
TheTwelffMan
12-14-2005, 08:43 PM
Spoken like a true moron.
It's maroon sip. And you don't like it because I am telling the truth.
They bearly beat us and you know it.
wide-e-wide
12-14-2005, 08:44 PM
Oh Lord...where did this genius come from?
TheTwelffMan
12-14-2005, 08:46 PM
I came from Huntsville,Tx but now I am in maroon heaven hear in College Station. Are you trying to insult me or something? LOL that's funny. A Baylor fan trying to cut me down.
GTown02
12-14-2005, 08:48 PM
I came from Huntsville,Tx but now I am in maroon heaven hear in College Station. Are you trying to insult me or something? LOL that's funny. A Baylor fan trying to cut me down.
Actually he is a UT fan. Stay a while and you'll figure it out.
Packattack94
12-14-2005, 08:49 PM
I came from Huntsville,Tx but now I am in maroon heaven hear in College Station. Are you trying to insult me or something? LOL that's funny. A Baylor fan trying to cut me down.
HUNTSVILLE..... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahah
GTown02
12-14-2005, 08:50 PM
HUNTSVILLE..... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahah
Maybe he just got out of state penitentiary.:eek: Maybe you should lock your doors!
Packattack94
12-14-2005, 08:52 PM
I came from Huntsville,Tx but now I am in maroon heaven hear in College Station. Are you trying to insult me or something? LOL that's funny. A Baylor fan trying to cut me down.
YOU SHOULD BE POSTING ON THE "IDIOT" THREAD. Tell those guys i got a live one.
wide-e-wide
12-14-2005, 09:03 PM
A Baylor fan? ...hahaha
Even if I was a Baylor fan what could you say to me agroid?
let me guess...the two consecutive overtime games were a fluke?
hahaha
Man this is gonna be fun. Keep posting ag you are too good to be true.
SummitGrad04
12-14-2005, 09:36 PM
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/football/ncaa/12/13/bc.fbc.apall.americatea.ap/index.htmlCan anyone tell me why the national media is so in love with USC. Yes they are a great team, but if you listen to sports radio or read news papers out side of Texas you would think USC is going to play a highschool team. I travel alot and it is being said everywhere that Texas has no chance. God I hope all this guys dont jump on the Texas bangwang when and IF Texas wins.
I've been wondering myself why the national media's so down on UT. I know it has something to do with OU's performance last season and the Big XII being down this year, but this is ridiculous. They've already given the victory to USC.
"Vince Young can claim at least one victory over Southern California this season. The Texas quarterback was selected to The Associated Press All-America team released Tuesday, relegating USC's Matt Leinart to second-team." - Sports Illustrated article
The link to the full article is at the top.
jtk1519
12-14-2005, 09:51 PM
You've got to love somebody who can't spell "Twelfth."
BTW, shame on you wide for not telling us you were a Baylor fan. I knew there was something funny about you.:D
Mad Hatter
12-14-2005, 09:59 PM
I came from Huntsville,Tx but now I am in maroon heaven hear in College Station. Are you trying to insult me or something? LOL that's funny. A Baylor fan trying to cut me down.
hey loser i hate to be the one to give u the bad news but u spell Twelve wrong...
GTown02
12-14-2005, 10:03 PM
hey loser i hate to be the one to give u the bad news but u spell Twelve wrong...
Its that Fighting Texas Aggie Education at work!
BigWhiteJake
12-14-2005, 10:07 PM
that must be the guy that nailed up the plyboard inside the windows
wide-e-wide
12-14-2005, 10:16 PM
You've got to love somebody who can't spell "Twelfth."
BTW, shame on you wide for not telling us you were a Baylor fan. I knew there was something funny about you.:D
Sic 'em Bears!
Now if you will excuse me I have to go wash my mouth out with Clorox and Pine Sol.
TheTwelffMan
12-14-2005, 10:20 PM
hey loser i hate to be the one to give u the bad news but u spell Twelve wrong...
I was an agurculture major so I don't spell too good. But I didn't run and hide when my Aggies lost. I am proud and I ain't going nowhere. I am a member of a proud family of Aggies. That's what we do when the kick us. We get right back up and tell 'em Gig 'em. So all you sips can laugh all you want. I know who will be laughing and eating turkey next year.
Packattack94
12-14-2005, 10:24 PM
I was an agurculture major so I don't spell too good. But I didn't run and hide when my Aggies lost. I am proud and I ain't going nowhere. I am a member of a proud family of Aggies. That's what we do when the kick us. We get right back up and tell 'em Gig 'em. So all you sips can laugh all you want. I know who will be laughing and eating turkey next year.
Dude just stop, i can't stop laughing! i'm going to stop now, because I think there are laws about picking on ******** people.
wide-e-wide
12-14-2005, 10:26 PM
Oh...this is just sad...this makes me want a drink...good grief.
TheTwelffMan
12-14-2005, 10:28 PM
Drink you some more of that burned orange Coolaid sip. That might help you get through that *** whoopin you are gonna get come January. I got $100 bucks on Lionhart and Bush. And I aim to win a bunch more. Who's got the marble to step up to that?
Diablos
12-14-2005, 10:29 PM
hey loser i hate to be the one to give u the bad news but u spell Twelve wrong...
That's sorta like the pot calling the kettle black. He spelled twelve wrong true. And hear (here) and bearly (barely). Looks like spelling 101 might go over big on this thread.
Diablos
12-14-2005, 10:30 PM
Drink you some more of that burned orange Coolaid sip. That might help you get through that *** whoopin you are gonna get come January. I got $100 bucks on Lionhart and Bush. And I aim to win a bunch more. Who's got the marble to step up to that?
I sure hope you are a freshman ag and taking English.
Packattack94
12-14-2005, 10:32 PM
Drink you some more of that burned orange Coolaid sip. That might help you get through that *** whoopin you are gonna get come January. I got $100 bucks on Lionhart and Bush. And I aim to win a bunch more. Who's got the marble to step up to that?
My 4yrold can spell better than you.
Diablos
12-14-2005, 10:32 PM
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/football/ncaa/12/13/bc.fbc.apall.americatea.ap/index.html
I've been wondering myself why the national media's so down on UT. I know it has something to do with OU's performance last season and the Big XII being down this year, but this is ridiculous. They've already given the victory to USC.
The link to the full article is at the top.
That's what they get paid for, to forecast ahead of time. Do you think the whole country but the state of Texas could be wrong?
Diablos
12-14-2005, 10:33 PM
Oh...this is just sad...this makes me want a drink...good grief.
The oxymoron to end all oxymorons.
Now there's a true oxymoron. There's nothing good about grief.
Diablos
12-14-2005, 10:37 PM
My 4yrold can spell better than you.
This fella can't be real. Gotta be a longhorn funnin with those ags again. Ain't no college boy, even in college station that illiterate.
Packattack94
12-14-2005, 10:39 PM
This fella can't be real. Gotta be a longhorn funnin with those ags again. Ain't no college boy, even in college station that illiterate.
You are probably right, this guy is too ignorant, EVEN for an Aggie.
jtk1519
12-14-2005, 10:42 PM
You are probably right, this guy is too ignorant, EVEN for an Aggie.
There is no such thing.
Crank_It
12-14-2005, 10:50 PM
Drink you some more of that burned orange Coolaid sip. That might help you get through that *** whoopin you are gonna get come January. I got $100 bucks on Lionhart and Bush. And I aim to win a bunch more. Who's got the marble to step up to that?
Sip? Somebody want to elighten me as to what this clown is talkin about?
PS Twelfthman, you're making any self respecting aggy look horrendous right now, I suggest you take a hiatus and stop breathing in the smell of cow, you might be able to form a thought that is rational and well spoken, but you are an aggy so I doubt it.
SummitGrad04
12-14-2005, 10:59 PM
That's what they get paid for, to forecast ahead of time. Do you think the whole country but the state of Texas could be wrong?
Actually, I do. The average fan is generally only able to watch the games of teams in their area and so a lot haven't seen Texas play. Bashing UT is the popular thing right now, so they're hopping on the bandwagon.
As far as sportswriters go, talking about the USC dynasty with their superstar players makes a better story than the "upstart Texas team".
TheTwelffMan
12-14-2005, 11:04 PM
I told you burned orange turds I don't spell good. In my line of work you don't have to. I am sharp as a tack though to tell the truth. Just not at spelling.
I was the president of my high school 4-h club and I got a scholership to A&M in 1994. I did okay for myself. I get to do something I love to do every day.
Animals are better than humans most a the time. They have uncondishinal love I guess. Sorry I didn't spend 4 years in Austin chasing other men and gettin stoned. I wanted to be somebody and now I am.
GoOwls
12-14-2005, 11:07 PM
I told you burned orange turds I don't spell good. In my line of work you don't have to. I am sharp as a tack though to tell the truth. Just not at spelling.
I was the president of my high school 4-h club and I got a scholership to A&M in 1994. I did okay for myself. I get to do something I love to do every day.
Animals are better than humans most a the time. They have uncondishinal love I guess. Sorry I didn't spend 4 years in Austin chasing other men and gettin stoned. I wanted to be somebody and now I am.
Looks like you're shoveling the same stuff here that you shovel out in the barnyard, aggy.
Diablos
12-14-2005, 11:13 PM
Actually, I do. The average fan is generally only able to watch the games of teams in their area and so a lot haven't seen Texas play. Bashing UT is the popular thing right now, so they're hopping on the bandwagon.
As far as sportswriters go, talking about the USC dynasty with their superstar players makes a better story than the "upstart Texas team".
This is choice. Conspiracy is it? Bashing UT?
RoughRiderDrummer
12-14-2005, 11:21 PM
for once can we have a UT or an A&M thread without it becoming a bash for all. Im an Aggie but i dont go around saying UT sucks and blah blah blah, personally im happy for them. Its good to see a texas team going to the rose bowl. I hope the beat the mess out of USC.
Diablos
12-14-2005, 11:24 PM
for once can we have a UT or an A&M thread without it becoming a bash for all. Im an Aggie but i dont go around saying UT sucks and blah blah blah, personally im happy for them. Its good to see a texas team going to the rose bowl. I hope the beat the mess out of USC.
I'm not a fan of any of them. Reality is UT is overmatched. Good year for them, but overmatched.
SummitGrad04
12-14-2005, 11:24 PM
This is choice. Conspiracy is it? Bashing UT?
No, not a conspiracy. I definately am not insinuating that. And yes, bashing.
Diablos
12-14-2005, 11:25 PM
No, not a conspiracy. I definately am not insinuating that. And yes, bashing.
How else would the nation come together to bash UT?
SummitGrad04
12-14-2005, 11:32 PM
How else would the nation come together to bash UT?
I don't believe the entire US came together in a concerted effort to bash the longhorns. I think it's just a trend that has caught on.
Diablos
12-14-2005, 11:33 PM
I don't believe the entire US came together in a concerted effort to bash the longhorns. I think it's just a trend that has caught on.
Trends generally have a basis. It'll all be mute soon.
SummitGrad04
12-14-2005, 11:37 PM
Trends generally have a basis. It'll all be mute soon.
Generalizations are often false
GTown02
12-15-2005, 12:05 AM
I'm not a fan of any of them. Reality is UT is overmatched. Good year for them, but overmatched.
Umm... not to sound too homerish, but how is UT overmatched? Both teams have awesome offenses, and UT has one of the top defenses in the country... USC has what? #30 or so? How is UT overmatched? I know Reggie is great, Leinart is great, Jarret/White are great, but UT does have a defense that can handle all of them.
jtk1519
12-15-2005, 12:29 AM
Animals are better than humans most a the time. They have uncondishinal love I guess. Sorry I didn't spend 4 years in Austin chasing other men and gettin stoned. I wanted to be somebody and now I am.
I just can't hold back with comments like this. I mean seriously. This is like throwing a 60 MPH hanging curve ball to Barry Bonds.
https://webspace.utexas.edu/lec328/www/Image2.jpg
BTW, you're an aggy grad that can't spell a 3rd grade word?!?!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
I don't care if you majored in "House Painting." If you have to be a complete f'ing ****** not to know how to spell "twelfth" and your stupidity is further compounded by misspelling it in your freakin' screen name.
And people wonder why aggy is nothing more than the butt of a joke. It's because of clowns like this.
TheTwelffMan
12-15-2005, 12:38 AM
I said I know I don't spell good. Now leave me alone about it. That's why nobody likes you damn sips. You always think you are so much better than us. Well let me tell you something bubba, it ain't easy to do the things I do every day. I work hard to have the confortable life I got. It's hard damn work to be out in the sun all day. It's hard to be nice to animals when you have been out in the sun all day and you want them to behave and act right but they ain't in the mood. You try it some time hot shot. I love my Texas Aggies and I love that school. So you just keep on laughin sip. Judgement day is coming for you. And his name is Juboskie Lane.
jtk1519
12-15-2005, 12:46 AM
I said I know I don't spell good. Now leave me alone about it. That's why nobody likes you damn sips. You always think you are so much better than us. Well let me tell you something bubba, it ain't easy to do the things I do every day. I work hard to have the confortable life I got. It's hard damn work to be out in the sun all day. It's hard to be nice to animals when you have been out in the sun all day and you want them to behave and act right but they ain't in the mood. You try it some time hot shot. I love my Texas Aggies and I love that school. So you just keep on laughin sip. Judgement day is coming for you. And his name is Juboskie Lane.
Stop it man please. I can't take anymore. I haven’t laughed this hard since Fran was busted shoving Twinkies in his face during a game. I'm crying now, I'm laughing so hard.
You can't be real. There is now way you are serious. Even amidst the infinite stupidity that is aggy, you stand head and shoulders above the rest of the sheep f***ers. There is now way you can be real. You have to be like a Tech fan or a Texas having some fun because there is no way aggy can be this dumb... Is there?
BTW, Bubba, who in the hell is Juboskie Lane and is he any relation to Javorskie?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
<trying to catch my breath>
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
TheTwelffMan
12-15-2005, 01:20 AM
What's so damn funny boy? I'm just speaking the gospel truth son.
I know you sips like the back on my hand. You sit up and make fun of old army and midnight yell. But what do you have for tradition. The annal *** kickin Stoops puts on you? That's a fine tradition there. Why don't you just go smoke some pot that's probably why you gigle so much.
I stand for something. I stand for tradition and values. I beleive in the fightin spirit of the Aggie. I beleive in the men that live off the land that God give em. Our school teaches us to be one with all of God's creachers. And that's just what I aim to do. Be one. Be unifide.Be an Aggie. Whoop! What you got to say about that burned orange man. They teach you to be queer and laugh at people at t.u. Well I for one am tired of it. After next year we will be your whippin post no more. We will stand tall with our yell leaders and stand proudly behind old Reveille to show the world we are connected. And we are one.
jtk1519
12-15-2005, 02:16 AM
Old army is dead. New army doesn't care. Even the dead dogs have given up...
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/jtk1519/PyleField006.jpg
GTown02
12-15-2005, 02:32 AM
I like that pic JTK. Where do you find all of these things?
jtk1519
12-15-2005, 03:01 AM
I like that pic JTK. Where do you find all of these things?
I made them. I'm in the process of refining my Photoshop skills and I have started trying to make videos. I'm not really good at either, but I have fun.
mtbray
12-15-2005, 04:28 AM
This guy's gotta be fake. I for one, think it may be wide....ya?
And as far as the media's already declaring USC the champ, it's so they can do the stories like they are now, but when Texas wins, they'll be able to do the whole underdog story...etc.
jtk1519
12-15-2005, 04:30 AM
This guy's gotta be fake. I for one, think it may be wide....ya?
I knew thig guy was too good to be true...
http://www.5atexasfootball.com/forum/vB/showthread.php?t=4839
BTW, wide is too busy rooting for Baylor to pull off a stunt like this.
lonny23
12-15-2005, 06:07 AM
Oh Lord...where did this genius come from?
I had a nice comeback line for our Aggie friend in the profession thread in off-topic!:p Sorry, Wide I'm not going to call him aggy.
lonny23
12-15-2005, 06:10 AM
I came from Huntsville,Tx but now I am in maroon heaven hear in College Station. Are you trying to insult me or something? LOL that's funny. A Baylor fan trying to cut me down.
How are your Bears going to do this year, Wide?:p
lonny23
12-15-2005, 06:23 AM
I was an agurculture major so I don't spell too good. But I didn't run and hide when my Aggies lost. I am proud and I ain't going nowhere. I am a member of a proud family of Aggies. That's what we do when the kick us. We get right back up and tell 'em Gig 'em. So all you sips can laugh all you want. I know who will be laughing and eating turkey next year.
How much did that AGURCULTURE degree cost you?:D
lonny23
12-15-2005, 06:26 AM
Now there's a true oxymoron. There's nothing good about grief.
As long as it's not your GRIEF, it's all GOOD.:D
lonny23
12-15-2005, 06:28 AM
Now there's a true oxymoron. There's nothing good about grief.
Forget about the Oxy. Wide is a moron!:p
lonny23
12-15-2005, 06:36 AM
I said I know I don't spell good. Now leave me alone about it. That's why nobody likes you damn sips. You always think you are so much better than us. Well let me tell you something bubba, it ain't easy to do the things I do every day. I work hard to have the confortable life I got. It's hard damn work to be out in the sun all day. It's hard to be nice to animals when you have been out in the sun all day and you want them to behave and act right but they ain't in the mood. You try it some time hot shot. I love my Texas Aggies and I love that school. So you just keep on laughin sip. Judgement day is coming for you. And his name is Juboskie Lane.
Those guys in Montana have a hard time trying to be nice to animals all day, too!:p
lonny23
12-15-2005, 06:41 AM
I knew thig guy was too good to be true...
http://www.5atexasfootball.com/forum/vB/showthread.php?t=4839
BTW, wide is too busy rooting for Baylor to pull off a stunt like this.
I thought it was too good to be true, but I decided to throw a few barbs here and on the occupation thread.
Diablos
12-15-2005, 07:35 AM
I knew thig guy was too good to be true...
http://www.5atexasfootball.com/forum/vB/showthread.php?t=4839
BTW, wide is too busy rooting for Baylor to pull off a stunt like this.
It became painfully obvious after the second post. Jounalistically dishonest as well.
Diablos
12-15-2005, 07:36 AM
Forget about the Oxy. Wide is a moron!:p
I'm kinda catching on to that.
Diablos
12-15-2005, 07:41 AM
Umm... not to sound too homerish, but how is UT overmatched? I know Reggie is great, Leinart is great, Jarret/White are great, but UT does have a defense that can handle all of them.
There's your answer in your own post. How many great defenses tried to handle Indy this year? How many great defenses tried to handle Dallas in the Emitt, Irvin, Aikman years? (Last years Heisman) Qb has an arm, (This years Heisman) ,a running back that tears up good defenses, (this years All American,) receivers and a running back almost as good to rest the other horse.
Has Texas seen an offense like it's about to see before?
I'm an advocate that defense wins championships. I just don't think Texas is ready for what it's about to see.
lonny23
12-15-2005, 09:59 AM
I'm kinda catching on to that.
I was just joking. He's a smart guy, but an interesting mix. He's a bad boy that went straight, who has a family and is trying to rid his life of vices. It's easy to love him and hate him at the same time. He's a cool guy and I like to tease him.
wide-e-wide
12-15-2005, 12:25 PM
So is Lonny the only one that has caught on to the fact that I AM TheTwelffMan?
I was just trying to give all the Horns fans a good laugh. Looks like it worked.
BTW...all of the stuff in the "professions" thread is true. That really is what I do for a living. It was late and I posted under my alter ego's username by accident. hahaha
I had a few of 'yall going though.
Animals aren't like human...they have uncondishinul love......bwahahahhahahahahahaha
Wideman you crazy sum***** that was absolutely magical.
sorry...had to give myself props for that one.
So is Lonny the only one that has caught on to the fact that I AM TheTwelffMan?
I was just trying to give all the Horns fans a good laugh. Looks like it worked.
BTW...all of the stuff in the "professions" thread is true. That really is what I do for a living. It was late and I posted under my alter ego's username by accident. hahaha
I had a few of 'yall going though.
Animals aren't like human...they have uncondishinul love......bwahahahhahahahahahaha
Wideman you crazy sum***** that was absolutely magical.
sorry...had to give myself props for that one.
I caught it in another thread....One of the Admins was giving you credit for the classic thread idea...and you send a "Thank You for the Props" message under the twellfman handle.
wide-e-wide
12-15-2005, 12:29 PM
I caught it in another thread....One of the Admins was giving you credit for the classic thread idea...and you send a "Thank You for the Props" message under the twellfman handle.
Now I did that one on purpose just to mess with ktchamp.
jtk thought he had found the jackpot.
I wish a guy like that would post on here. It would be non-stop
entertainment......
So is Lonny the only one that has caught on to the fact that I AM TheTwelffMan?
I was just trying to give all the Horns fans a good laugh. Looks like it worked.
BTW...all of the stuff in the "professions" thread is true. That really is what I do for a living. It was late and I posted under my alter ego's username by accident. hahaha
I had a few of 'yall going though.
Animals aren't like human...they have uncondishinul love......bwahahahhahahahahahaha
Wideman you crazy sum***** that was absolutely magical.
sorry...had to give myself props for that one.
Seems like Yesterday we had the 5 Troy Aikman, 6 Barry Sanders thread....now you are about to hit 6000
wide-e-wide
12-15-2005, 12:32 PM
It was about a month ago. I average about 20 posts a day. Which isn't that many when you think about it.
If you have 2 conversations...you can rack up 20 posts in less than an hour.
lonny23
12-15-2005, 12:40 PM
So is Lonny the only one that has caught on to the fact that I AM TheTwelffMan?
I was just trying to give all the Horns fans a good laugh. Looks like it worked.
BTW...all of the stuff in the "professions" thread is true. That really is what I do for a living. It was late and I posted under my alter ego's username by accident. hahaha
I had a few of 'yall going though.
Animals aren't like human...they have uncondishinul love......bwahahahhahahahahahaha
Wideman you crazy sum***** that was absolutely magical.
sorry...had to give myself props for that one.
Hey, you gave me some good material to work with. I said you should have plenty of customers in College Station in the other thread, the guys in Montana have a hard time being kind to animals, and asked how much you paid for that AGURCULTURE degree and a few others I forgot!:D
lonny23
12-15-2005, 12:41 PM
It was about a month ago. I average about 20 posts a day. Which isn't that many when you think about it.
If you have 2 conversations...you can rack up 20 posts in less than an hour.
You can get 20 in less than 10 minutes depending on who you're talking to. You guys are good for quick posts as is Seguin and Dragons08.
lonny23
12-15-2005, 12:48 PM
It was about a month ago. I average about 20 posts a day. Which isn't that many when you think about it.
If you have 2 conversations...you can rack up 20 posts in less than an hour.
It was 8:10 P.M. on Nov 10th when you hit 5K.
mtbray
12-15-2005, 02:28 PM
So is Lonny the only one that has caught on to the fact that I AM TheTwelffMan?
Hey I think I pinned the tail on the donkey pretty well last night. I think I figured it out because the way you type. You always seem to press enter and skip down a line after a sentence.
Diablos
12-15-2005, 03:00 PM
Hey I think I pinned the tail on the donkey pretty well last night. I think I figured it out because the way you type. You always seem to press enter and skip down a line after a sentence.
I didn't know it was him cause I don't know him but I did say it was a longhorn.
garlandowl08
12-15-2005, 03:00 PM
I was laughing harder at how seriously they were taking you...the first thing I thought when I saw the username and "city" was I bet that's wide...you didn't do too bad witht eh Ag stereotypes.
dragonfootballfan
12-15-2005, 04:34 PM
I would have loved to see more references to dog funerals, milkmen and little debbies. Those are by far my favorite aggy traditions
TheDuke
12-15-2005, 09:36 PM
So is Lonny the only one that has caught on to the fact that I AM TheTwelffMan?
I was just trying to give all the Horns fans a good laugh. Looks like it worked.
BTW...all of the stuff in the "professions" thread is true. That really is what I do for a living. It was late and I posted under my alter ego's username by accident. hahaha
I had a few of 'yall going though.
Animals aren't like human...they have uncondishinul love......bwahahahhahahahahahaha
Wideman you crazy sum***** that was absolutely magical.
sorry...had to give myself props for that one.
DUDE! So not cool! The Joboskie Lane thing had me laughing so hard!!:D:D
jtk1519
12-15-2005, 11:55 PM
Now I did that one on purpose just to mess with ktchamp.
jtk thought he had found the jackpot.
I wish a guy like that would post on here. It would be non-stop
entertainment......
I would love to say that I hate you, but I was having so much fun last night. I started hearing the voice in the back of my head telling me that something was up and this clown was too good to be true, but I told the voice to shut up and I put the pedal to the medal. :D The voice is now throwing childish insults at me. :mad:
wide-e-wide
12-16-2005, 01:07 AM
I would love to say that I hate you, but I was having so much fun last night. I started hearing the voice in the back of my head telling me that something was up and this clown was too good to be true, but I told the voice to shut up and I put the pedal to the medal. :D The voice is now throwing childish insults at me. :mad:
Don't feel bad bro...I would have done the same thing you did.
I wanted to keep it going for a few days...but that would have
never worked. There's only so long a guy can go on imitating aggy...sooner or later you turn into an idiot.
See what you made me do dawg....
I said aggy and sooner in the same damn sentence. Back to back no less...
Now to the cabinet under the sink to find harsh chemicals to wash my mouth and fingers with....
Texasfrog
12-19-2005, 08:59 PM
I was an agurculture major so I don't spell too good. But I didn't run and hide when my Aggies lost. I am proud and I ain't going nowhere. I am a member of a proud family of Aggies. That's what we do when the kick us. We get right back up and tell 'em Gig 'em. So all you sips can laugh all you want. I know who will be laughing and eating turkey next year.
The Ags are talking alot these days about " Next years." Seems to be a common trend in Aggyland "Next year."
By the way.. What Bowl game is the AG's going to this season ? Oopps !!:eek:
dragonfootballfan
12-19-2005, 09:04 PM
ESPN already has this USC team in their list of top 10 college football teams ever. I guess if Texas beats them, this Texas team would become one of the best teams ever? I also like how people say that this is the best offense in college football history yet they did not score the most points this season
stevefoxsc
12-26-2005, 01:06 AM
bah screw it usc is just a favored fan boy team, sorta like in the early 90's when michigan had possibly one of the most lethal basketball reign's ever.
They had a group called the 5 somthin no one could touchem just impressive on every aspect, but yet the media loved to call them ganster, hoodlum's, token african's, thug's that are a danger to the game, and all kinda crap like that... But they really weren't anything like that just guys that had a love for the game but not matter how good they did every one loved to run to big bad old duke. When Michigan finally made it to the NCAA tournment and got into the final's, the media labled the michigan team everything horrible they could the game was called Good vs Evil.... For 3 or 4 year's while mich had them media just hated them, regardless how good they were even when they were number 1, media still wanted them to lose. Ok so maybe there no leasson in there but the media always has there team they love to kiss *** to, and they all start the same... OMG THIS USC TEAM IS THE GREATEST THEY ARE GONA KILL TEXAS AND BLAH BLAH BLAH. Then the game comes out the opposite and they will spit out every ****** bag excuse they can. Watch next seasson they will jump on texas high horse
wide-e-wide
12-26-2005, 01:11 AM
ESPN already has this USC team in their list of top 10 college football teams ever. I guess if Texas beats them, this Texas team would become one of the best teams ever? I also like how people say that this is the best offense in college football history yet they did not score the most points this season
ESPN = BS
Let them pump up USC all they want...What will they do when USC loses?
Look like even bigger idiots...
DirtyHarry01
12-27-2005, 08:24 AM
Uh, I hate to burst your collective bubbles, Texans, but L.A. is the media capital of the world. Sorry, but Dominique Sachse isn't well known outside your state. Besides, Matress Mack Brown is so much more fun to skewer. You may win the Rose Bowl, but the media will still hate you.
KT2000
12-27-2005, 08:53 AM
It's a good thing I don't care what they think. If we win it, they can keep saying whatever they want because they can't touch a national championship.
Diablos
12-28-2005, 10:58 AM
ESPN = BS
Let them pump up USC all they want...What will they do when USC loses?
Look like even bigger idiots...
What will you do when Texas loses?
Diablos
12-28-2005, 11:00 AM
Uh, I hate to burst your collective bubbles, Texans, but L.A. is the media capital of the world. Sorry, but Dominique Sachse isn't well known outside your state. Besides, Matress Mack Brown is so much more fun to skewer. You may win the Rose Bowl, but the media will still hate you.
I don't think the media hates Texas. But I do think they don't like mack brown, just like they dont like Larry Brown. Maybe it's browns they dont like?
wide-e-wide
12-28-2005, 11:02 AM
What will you do when Texas loses?
I will bang my head against the side of my house...and then scream "Damn you Herbstreit!!" Really loud.
dragonfootballfan
12-28-2005, 12:53 PM
apparently USCPN says that USC would be able to kill the number 3 team of all time
GTown02
12-28-2005, 03:12 PM
apparently USCPN says that USC would be able to kill the number 3 team of all time
They should just give them the trophy now and not even air the rest of the comparisons. I havent seen a team in the top10 come even close to stopping USC, so why should the top 3 be any different?
Firebird
12-28-2005, 03:47 PM
The whole idea is a classic exercise in stupdity. It's like asking "how would the modern American military fare against Napoleon or Genghis Khan?" College football has come a long, long way since that '79 Alabama team and especially the 50's team. Nutrition, weights, conditioning. The athletes keep getting better and better.
I do believe that Miami's most recent National Champion would have given 'em a hell of a game. That team was loaded with future pros, and Ken Doresy, though not a great pro prospect was one of the best, smartes college qb's I have seen.
Florida and Danny Wuerffel would also have been a great matchup, and the Nebraska Huskers with Tommy Frazier. Nebraska had a mammoth offensive line that would have ROLLED over SC's already suspect D, and those Husker teams also featured an underrated Defense.
GTown02
12-28-2005, 03:50 PM
Have they talked about the 2000 Oklahoma team yet? That is the best team I have seen yet.
ThEgReAtOnE
12-28-2005, 08:46 PM
Have they talked about the 2000 Oklahoma team yet? That is the best team I have seen yet.
Thanx gtown02.....now lookout....wide is about unleash a hellish attack the likes you've never seen before!
I'd love to see that Oklahoma 2000 defense against this USC offense!
That was the most dominant defense I have ever seen, or heard of. (Well, except for a few defenses I played for!;) )
wide-e-wide
12-28-2005, 09:12 PM
Thanx gtown02.....now lookout....wide is about unleash a hellish attack the likes you've never seen before!
I'd love to see that Oklahoma 2000 defense against this USC offense!
That was the most dominant defense I have ever seen, or heard of. (Well, except for a few defenses I played for!;) )
nope...that 2000 OU team was good...hey they kicked the crap out of Texas...I wouldn't put them on my all-time list though...that list is really short...and there are no Sooners on it.
Firebird
12-29-2005, 03:29 PM
Kirk Herbstreit picked 2001 Miami to beat 2005 USC. Dang, I feel like a psychic. That defense was probably the most talented defensive unit to ever play the game.
Reaganrattler07
12-29-2005, 04:20 PM
I've only watched a few bowl games but at halftime don't they always have something about Vince Young?
Diablos
12-29-2005, 06:58 PM
I will bang my head against the side of my house...and then scream "Damn you Herbstreit!!" Really loud.
Brick siding I hope?
I talked to a Texas alumni today who played DB for UT back in the day. He said He thought it would be close, then he said he hoped it would be close. Then he said he just hated hearing about USC all the time, he didnt care who beat them if they would just beat them. He agreed with me that Penn St would give them a better game. He even said he thought Ohio St would. ( I 'm not too sure)
interpretation: I hate USC I just want someone to beat them, and I am not sure it's UT but My heart wont let Me say it ain't.
HOOKEM
12-31-2005, 05:28 PM
Because they know Radio is overrated and that the boys in burned orange are really not that good. They bearly beat us this year and they needed help to do it. I can't wait til this game. I perdict USC 60 t.u.
13.
Squirt some more tears, your making me sick.
You will always be UT's beeeoootch in football basketball and baseball.
Go grow some crops.
lonny23
12-31-2005, 05:49 PM
Squirt some more tears, your making me sick.
You will always be UT's beeeoootch in football basketball and baseball.
Go grow some crops.
Yeah, let TheTwelffMan have it!:p
HOOKEM
01-01-2006, 11:22 AM
yeah aggie used to be a lot tougher when they were an all boys (and the sheep were scared school). Now they whine about having to go play in lubbock every other year. Face it they are the 4th best pigskinners in the state.
HOOKEM
01-01-2006, 11:23 AM
For aggie that means Tech UT and yes TCU would own you.
lonny23
01-01-2006, 12:14 PM
For aggie that means Tech UT and yes TCU would own you.
Don't forget about UH and UTEP. They might beat A&M too.
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