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HUM398
02-19-2009, 12:15 AM
Your Guide to becoming a Internet Genius (Inspired by Phoenix)

1. Memorize "www.google.com"- It helps immensely for confidence reasons to memorize this... If you have trouble doing so do the following: Have a friend, wife, girlfriend, or mother find it for you...Bookmark it...i repeat this step is ESSENTIAL to your alleged intelligence...

2. Find the copy paste button...or become familiar with the Select All Feature.

3. Search for desired knowledge to claim as your own.

4. Copy...try to do it where it is not entirely traceable to your secret source...or ***-wipe old guys will own you...and this sucks.

5. Apply to desired locations while adding some of your own points to jazz things up...Remember to bring a dictionary, it helps enhance your interweb status.


6. Enjoy success...

Warning: Never get caught....Punishable by revoking of man card.
BDB
02-19-2009, 12:18 AM
youre so bitter now. can someone make him HoF so he can stfu?
HUM398
02-19-2009, 12:22 AM
youre so bitter now. can someone make him HoF so he can stfu?

bitter about what...?

someone needs to feed your fat *** some fried rice...so you'll get the hell out of my awesome educational threads.


You can come join the pwnage just bestowed on Phoenix in the politic thread if you want...
BDB
02-19-2009, 12:27 AM
bitter about what...?

someone needs to feed your fat *** some fried rice...so you'll get the hell out of my awesome educational threads.


You can come join the pwnage just bestowed on Phoenix in the politic thread if you want...

bitter in general. it's like someone shoved a lifetime supply of quinine up your ***, as of late.

i could careless what goes on in the political threads here....or "pwnage" :confused: (TGO, that you?). i think you take this alil too seriously.
svhorns
02-19-2009, 03:36 AM
drive it in me baby!!
HUM398
02-19-2009, 08:31 AM
bitter in general. it's like someone shoved a lifetime supply of quinine up your ***, as of late.

i could careless what goes on in the political threads here....or "pwnage" :confused: (TGO, that you?). i think you take this alil too seriously.

No one asked you....

Thanks for playing, now move along....
farmerfan
02-19-2009, 09:25 AM
drive it in me baby!!

:eek::D
hunterbunter
02-19-2009, 12:24 PM
hummer, will you drop the cranky old man bit if wide comes back
HUM398
02-19-2009, 12:25 PM
hummer, will you drop the cranky old man bit if wide comes back

Probably....
stevefoxsc
02-19-2009, 01:02 PM
Probably....

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farmerfan
02-19-2009, 01:29 PM
hummer, will you drop the cranky old man bit if wide comes back

Wide told me that Hum = tool :eek:
HUM398
02-19-2009, 01:55 PM
Wide told me that Hum = tool :eek:

if i had a nickle for every time he told me that....
BDB
02-19-2009, 02:14 PM
if i had a nickle for every time he told me that....

me, as well.
hunterbunter
02-19-2009, 05:30 PM
Probably....

you know how i know you're gay