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mad_fan
01-27-2009, 11:01 AM
Joke received from ms mad:

Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning:

My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you
as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will
not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my
18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset I
shall be home before midnight.


When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:


My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54
years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are
also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I
would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel
Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis
coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.


My reply to ms mad:

54 doesn't NEED to go into 18 once...just part of the way...:D

SLC
01-27-2009, 11:18 AM
Thats damn funny...:D

Well done mad...You've made my day.:notworthy

wesaxman34
01-27-2009, 11:35 AM
Since y'all are so open about it, why go to the hotel when you can do it at home? :D

dragonpants
01-27-2009, 11:48 AM
Joke received from ms mad:

Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning:

My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you
as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will
not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my
18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset I
shall be home before midnight.


When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:


My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54
years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are
also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I
would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel
Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis
coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.


My reply to ms mad:

54 doesn't NEED to go into 18 once...just part of the way...:D

How is ms Mad feeling by the way? Based on her letter pretty good I guess.

stevefoxsc
01-27-2009, 11:54 AM
Since y'all are so open about it, why go to the hotel when you can do it at home? :D
Home? Live a little do it where ever you can!

mad_fan
01-27-2009, 02:50 PM
Since y'all are so open about it, why go to the hotel when you can do it at home? :D

I'm not 54 YET!!!:D

rocketgrl94
01-27-2009, 02:53 PM
I'm not 54 YET!!!:D

i thought u were 69!!:D

wesaxman34
01-27-2009, 05:02 PM
Home? Live a little do it where ever you can!

You're right. The middle of a park is always good.

rocketgrl94
01-27-2009, 05:05 PM
You're right. The middle of a park is always good.

so is the front do' to the back do' to the kitchen to the living room to the hallway to the bathroom back to the hallway and finally to the bedroom:D