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farmerfan

01-22-2009, 10:32 PM

Ya'll are being gay with each other and I'm being gay with bottles of Vodka.

Now, what do I do tomorrow night, get a bottle of Titos or Dripping Springs Vodka?
What movie do I watch?
Radio Flyer or Stand By Me.
Do I go country or 80's hair bands after my movie tomorrow night?

Decisions Decisions Decisioons

SLC

01-22-2009, 10:34 PM

farmerfan

01-22-2009, 10:35 PM

Do that...and you will be cool.;)

Funny thing is, those were the three I was leaning towards.:cool:

I used to love Radio Flyer as a kid and I have not seen that movie since like 3rd grade or so. I watched Stand By Me a year or two ago.

dragons08

01-22-2009, 10:36 PM

dragons08

01-22-2009, 10:36 PM

No one is posting because we are busy being gay with each other.

RR converted you all.

Firebird

01-22-2009, 10:37 PM

We should have a stream of conciousness of what Farmer should drink/watch/listen to.

I nominate:

Sapphire gin/The Neverending Story/Wagner's Ring Cycle.

Get yourself real :Censor:ed up.

SLC

01-22-2009, 10:38 PM

Funny thing is, those were the three I was leaning towards.:cool:

I used to love Radio Flyer as a kid and I have not seen that movie since like 3rd grade or so. I watched Stand By Me a year or two ago.

Great minds my brother.:cool:

And Radio Flyer is greatness.

dragons08

01-22-2009, 10:38 PM

Farmer I have an IDEA!!

You bring those two ladies friends, I will hit on them both while you watch Dawsons.

Firebird

01-22-2009, 10:38 PM

RR converted you all.

No, I just woke up and realized that I needed to get gay with all the people on here.

farmerfan

01-22-2009, 10:38 PM

F:Censor: WOMEN.

This :Censor:ing This. Double:Censor:ing This

farmerfan

01-22-2009, 10:40 PM

We should have a stream of conciousness of what Farmer should drink/watch/listen to.

I nominate:

Sapphire gin/The Neverending Story/Wagner's Ring Cycle.

Get yourself real :Censor:ed up.

Damn Bird,
Can I do some quad bars too? That looks/sounds like the night of death:eek:

dragons08

01-22-2009, 10:40 PM

This :Censor:ing This. Double:Censor:ing This

Uh, I just got boned over by 3 diff chicks. F:Censor:'n ghey.

RedRage00

01-22-2009, 10:41 PM

Damn Bird,
Can I do some quad bars too? That looks/sounds like the night of death:eek:

I hope you don't work tomorrow if you're planning on getting drunk lol

hangovers at work suck!

wesaxman34

01-22-2009, 10:41 PM

I told him to go away.

I noticed you disappeared for a while yourself after that night. :p

farmerfan

01-22-2009, 10:41 PM

Great minds my brother.:cool:

And Radio Flyer is greatness.

Yes it is. My mom reminded me this week how her and I used to love watching that movie together. I need to watch it again.

Firebird

01-22-2009, 10:42 PM

Damn Bird,
Can I do some quad bars too? That looks/sounds like the night of death:eek:

We'd have to send out a search party for you after a night like that. To find you deep inside your own private hell.

farmerfan

01-22-2009, 10:43 PM

Uh, I just got boned over by 3 diff chicks. F:Censor:'n ghey.

F'ing chicks.
They're evil my friend. F'ing evil. They have no heart. They're cruel. They smell blood and go for the kill everytime. Guys make easy prey for them

SLC

01-22-2009, 10:43 PM

I hope you don't work tomorrow if you're planning on getting drunk lol

hangovers at work suck!

He said tomorrow night.

farmerfan

01-22-2009, 10:43 PM

I hope you don't work tomorrow if you're planning on getting drunk lol

hangovers at work suck!

This is for tomorrow night. Farmer has toned the drinking down a lot. Usually just Friday nights now. Unless I'm on KT vacation in which case it goes up to two nights a week. :D

RedRage00

01-22-2009, 10:44 PM

He said tomorrow night.

Ok, I read that wrong LOL

farmerfan

01-22-2009, 10:45 PM

We'd have to send out a search party for you after a night like that. To find you deep inside your own private hell.

That could be fun :D

RedRage00

01-22-2009, 10:45 PM

Where do you usually drink farmer? At home or do you go out in Euless?

RedRage00

01-22-2009, 10:48 PM

Hahahahaha... I've been busy! LOL D08 actually went as far as writing on my FB wall... "Did you fall off the face of 5a?"

You fell on someones face. ;)

farmerfan

01-22-2009, 10:48 PM

Where do you usually drink farmer? At home or do you go out in Euless?

Depends on what I'm feeling.
I jsut got new furniture and I love it. I also love only spending 25 bucks at the liquor store as opposed to 80+ at the bar.
I'll stay home tomorrow night.
When I go out in Euless I go to Papa G's off 121 and Harwood. I drive up there and get a cab home and walk up there on Sunday night to get my truck :D

SLC

01-22-2009, 10:49 PM

Yes it is. My mom reminded me this week how her and I used to love watching that movie together. I need to watch it again.

Monsters rule...or not..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmiwutpCRk

farmerfan

01-22-2009, 10:53 PM

Monsters rule...or not..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmiwutpCRk

Awesomeness.
Damn you dont realzie this as a young 9 year old but holy hell the mom is hot in that movie. :notworthy

SLC

01-22-2009, 10:58 PM

Awesomeness.
Damn you dont realzie this as a young 9 year old but holy hell the mom is hot in that movie. :notworthy

Lorraine Bracco was pretty hot.

SLC

01-22-2009, 10:58 PM

I wish...

As do we..

RedRage00

01-22-2009, 10:59 PM

I wish...

I'll hook you up with farmer :D

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:09 PM

Hahahahaha... I've been busy! LOL D08 actually went as far as writing on my FB wall... "Did you fall off the face of 5a?"

I appreciated the reply....:rolleyes:

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:10 PM

He hates women.

Which makes you guys perfect.

SLC

01-22-2009, 11:10 PM

:/

Just remarking..thats all..slow your roll..calm down....chill pill anyone.:)

SLC

01-22-2009, 11:11 PM

He hates women.

You're a brunette...You're halfway in.

farmerfan

01-22-2009, 11:12 PM

He hates women.

Farmer only hates the biatches.

Which seem to equal roughly 100% of the female population 27 and younger.
I guess you're right :Censor:

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:13 PM

Farmer only hates the biatches.

Which seem to equal roughly 100% of the female population 27 and younger.
I guess you're right :Censor:

All women suck.

Farmer, you should be proud, I'm talking to a girl right now who is showing a glimmer of hope for the woman race.

RedRage00

01-22-2009, 11:14 PM

Farmer only hates the biatches.

Which seem to equal roughly 100% of the female population 27 and younger.
I guess you're right :Censor:

That's why I date older. My current is 32. I'll be 27 in May. :cool:

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:15 PM

That's why I date older. My current is 32. I'll be 27 in May. :cool:

But you're dating a guy, all guys are 100% awesome.

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:17 PM

:o

I appreciated the reply....:rolleyes:

:Censor: That's a dirty lie. Not all 27 and younger are *****es. I'm pretty nice.

This proves you are a liar.

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:19 PM

No.

You said you're nice.

You not only don't respond, but you delete comments too.

Lame.

RedRage00

01-22-2009, 11:19 PM

So when's the next party at farmers besides tomorrow night? lol

RedRage00

01-22-2009, 11:20 PM

You said you're nice.

You not only don't respond, but you delete comments too.

Lame.

delete comments? Uh oh...thats not good.....what is she hiding. :D

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:21 PM

So when's the next party at farmers besides tomorrow night? lol

Idk, farmer let's have a party.

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:21 PM

delete comments? Uh oh...thats not good.....what is she hiding. :D

Her RRR.....

farmerfan

01-22-2009, 11:22 PM

All women suck.

Farmer, you should be proud, I'm talking to a girl right now who is showing a glimmer of hope for the woman race.

Don't do it D08, She's a f'ing tease. Trust me on this. She's a f'ing tease. Leave now while its safe.
Tell her to STFU now or let you stick your dong between her humps

farmerfan

01-22-2009, 11:22 PM

Idk, farmer let's have a party.

I'm game whenever anybody else is.
I got new furniture too.

RedRage00

01-22-2009, 11:23 PM

Idk, farmer let's have a party.

Aren't you supposed to be in school now? Where do you go? I thought it was OU lol

farmerfan

01-22-2009, 11:23 PM

:Censor: That's a dirty lie. Not all 27 and younger are *****es. I'm pretty nice.

Tease.

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:24 PM

Don't do it D08, She's a f'ing tease. Trust me on this. She's a f'ing tease. Leave now while its safe.
Tell her to STFU now or let you stick your dong between her humps

Well actually.....:cool:

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:25 PM

Aren't you supposed to be in school now? Where do you go? I thought it was OU lol

Supposed to be rooming with yankee. Opted for UTA so i could go to UT next year instead.

farmerfan

01-22-2009, 11:28 PM

I deleted one comment! That's all. I am nice though.

You're a girl and in college and young. It's impossible for you to be nice.

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:29 PM

I deleted one comment! That's all. I am nice though.

I still hate you.

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:30 PM

But I am nice. You just don't know me.

Farmer don't listen to her BS. She loved jtk... you can't trust a girl like that.

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:32 PM

...

You can pretend you care.

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:32 PM

jtk dumped me. :(

I can see why. :D

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:35 PM

Please enlighten me.

Well you're a female, need I go on?

SLC

01-22-2009, 11:37 PM

jtk dumped me. :(

How can it be dumped...When you had an online relationship? You were never actually together.

farmerfan

01-22-2009, 11:38 PM

How can it be dumped...When you had an online relationship? You were never actually together.

how can jtk dump a girl?
we all know how jtk swings ;):D

SLC

01-22-2009, 11:38 PM

You don't know that. :)

So..y'all met up?

SLC

01-22-2009, 11:39 PM

how can jtk dump a girl?
we all know how jtk swings ;):D

Careful now...Red will be pissed you are talking about him.:D

farmerfan

01-22-2009, 11:39 PM

Farmer don't listen to her BS. She loved jtk... you can't trust a girl like that.

Farmer is smarter than that.
Farmer wont listen to the vomit coming out of the female mouth ever again.
He'll just tell them to STFU, get naked and then proceed to leave in about 2 mins thereafter.

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:40 PM

Go for it, I need a laugh.

Well women always nag. Then women always think they are right. Women also always think that no matter what they do you can't respond to them and accept it. But if a male does something women explode and act as if they are perfect.

That's just the icing.

farmerfan

01-22-2009, 11:41 PM

Careful now...Red will be pissed you are talking about him.:D

Indeed.
:eek:

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:41 PM

Hahaha, nahhh I'm kidding. That's kinda weird. But we are FB friends with that fake photo of his!

His FB photo is like the opposite of his real photo hahahaha

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:42 PM

Farmer is smarter than that.
Farmer wont listen to the vomit coming out of the female mouth ever again.
He'll just tell them to STFU, get naked and then proceed to leave in about 2 mins thereafter.

You're a min man eh?

farmerfan

01-22-2009, 11:42 PM

Well women always nag. Then women always think they are right. Women also always think that no matter what they do you can't respond to them and accept it. But if a male does something women explode and act as if they are perfect.

That's just the icing.

You're just a freshman too. Wait another 2-3 years and see how bad it gets.
Then wait until you reach the first job. Thats when it gets real good.

farmerfan

01-22-2009, 11:43 PM

You're a min man eh?

New England all the way baby

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:43 PM

Yeah most women are like that, hah.

It's annoying as hell. The double standard is pissing me off.

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:44 PM

You're just a freshman too. Wait another 2-3 years and see how bad it gets.
Then wait until you reach the first job. Thats when it gets real good.

Ugh damn. I'll just hide from life forever.

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:45 PM

You can call me out on my ****. I'll accept it.

You are really hitting a nerve, you'll be on my ignore list shortly.

farmerfan

01-22-2009, 11:45 PM

You can call me out on my ****. I'll accept it.

Ok
You're a girl
You're under 27
You suck
You're a :Censor:

Need I say more?

farmerfan

01-22-2009, 11:47 PM

Ugh damn. I'll just hide from life forever.

Don't hide.
Just be a :Censor:hole to them.
They respond better to that.
Tell them to get in the f'ing kitchen and cook your dinner then to get on their knees and scrub your toilet and after that to take the trash out. Treat them lke they're scum of the earth. They really do love that. You do that, then you'll be fine and have them eating out your hand folr the rest of life.
F:Censor: this nice guy BS

farmerfan

01-22-2009, 11:48 PM

Haha no, I'm good.

Impossible

farmerfan

01-22-2009, 11:51 PM

I'm a girl, I'm 18, I'm the nicest ***** you'll ever meet. I got it.

Dude,
I was like in 4th grade when you were born :eek:
I grew up in the :Censor:ch generation but damn, you grew up in the UBER B:Censor:CH generation. You definitely are going to be a :Censor: for life

SLC

01-22-2009, 11:51 PM

Hahaha, nahhh I'm kidding. That's kinda weird. But we are FB friends with that fake photo of his!

My experience...and it was only through a friend of mine, but he said that the online or long distance relationships dont work..People need to be able to see each other..you may like someone over the phone but not in person and you will never know that unless you actually spend time with someone. You are young and in school..that should be your focus and i know it is from what you have said.. meet a nice guy at school..dont do it online..or over the phone..and certainly not on a message board.

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:55 PM

Don't hide.
Just be a :Censor:hole to them.
They respond better to that.
Tell them to get in the f'ing kitchen and cook your dinner then to get on their knees and scrub your toilet and after that to take the trash out. Treat them lke they're scum of the earth. They really do love that. You do that, then you'll be fine and have them eating out your hand folr the rest of life.
F:Censor: this nice guy BS

Hm, I should try this approach.

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:56 PM

I'm actually into a guy from home. :) But I doubt that'll work because it's technically long distance..

Ditch that dude, he is such a tool.

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:56 PM

I'm a girl, I'm 18, I'm the nicest ***** you'll ever meet. I got it.

STFU and get in the god damn kitchen woman. Make me some f:Censor:'n dinner now or I'll shoot you.

SLC

01-22-2009, 11:57 PM

I'm actually into a guy from home. :) But I doubt that'll work because it's technically long distance..

Not the doper I hope?...

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:58 PM

It's haaaard. :/

This is why woman suck. They like the wrong guys.

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:58 PM

Hahahaha... dude, I would because I'm hungry too... only problem is, I can't cook to save my life, let alone cut my own steak. Just being honest...

God damnit. Go to the store and pick me up food biotch.

dragons08

01-22-2009, 11:59 PM

*farmer i think your method is working, i'm about to get in eagle's pants!!*

dragons08

01-23-2009, 12:02 AM

Sonic work? I don't feel like going to the store.

Yes biotch. I've got you trained well.

dragons08

01-23-2009, 12:04 AM

I suppose so. I just really want tater tots.

Hellls yeah.

Sonic Breakfast Burritto with large tots and a large powerade slush.

SLC

01-23-2009, 12:05 AM

Err... possibly a bigger one? :o:o:o

Damn girl...You have so much going for you..You need a guy that wants the same thing you want...I know your young, so you are not likely looking for a guy to spend the rest of your life with..so I guess as long as your not getting hurt in the process then you will be fine...Save your love for "the guy" though...guys like the one you are with dont deseve the love of a good woman, unless they are willing to change their lifestyle...and few are.

SLC

01-23-2009, 12:07 AM

I suppose so. I just really want tater tots.

This. Sonic tater tots are the best ever.

dragons08

01-23-2009, 12:07 AM

That sounds good. I'll overnight you the food...

Why not you deliver it wearing something sexy?

dragons08

01-23-2009, 12:09 AM

I own some lingerie?

Let's do it. See you in 7 hours.

SLC

01-23-2009, 12:14 AM

I know, I know, I know. Sometimes you can't help you're into and who you're not. Those guys are the ones who can handle me and not judge me and it's cool. And I think he does genuinely want to change. It's weird... it's almost like he's done a 180 since New Year's..

Your right..you cant help who you are into..Its either there or it isnt..they are either right or they aren't...I know and believe me I get it..I've been with one for 17 years that I started dating 18 years ago and I've been into her from the day we met..and I wasn't Mr. Perfect when we met and neither was she... we changed for each other because we both knew we were "the ones" for each other...if he...and you are willing to do that, then anything can be achieved with love and effort.

Its good to hear that he has and is trying to make changes...thats the key....for you, I hope it continues.

dragons08

01-23-2009, 12:21 AM

Love hurts, but sometimes it's a good hurt and it feels like I'm alive. Love sings when it transcends the bad things have a heart and try me, cause without love I won't survive.

BDB

01-23-2009, 12:31 AM

ftr, starting to cut your hair at 11:30 p.m in a low-lit bathroom with hair clippers with low-battery isn't a good idea.

dragons08

01-23-2009, 12:35 AM

ftr, starting to cut your hair at 11:30 p.m in a low-lit bathroom with hair clippers with low-battery isn't a good idea.

That's why I am paying someone to cut mine tomorrow.

SLC

01-23-2009, 12:36 AM

Yeah, you're right. :) I really do like him for everything that he is though - good and bad... but it's cool to see him trying to get his life on track. I hope it continues too.

Thank you, I appreciate what you had to say. It's very insightful!

Its important if you want to be with someone, to be able to accept them...even the bad things..but its just as important that they respect you and what you want as well..it a 2 way street. You sound like you understand that..and thats good...and it sounds like he also understands that..and thats also very good..If you and your feelings are important enough for him to stop and think about the way he lives his life, then you and him will reap the benifits of it.

And you are very welcome..your a good young lady and very smart..take care of yourself first and good things will follow...Good luck to you.

BDB

01-23-2009, 12:40 AM

That's why I am paying someone to cut mine tomorrow.

im waking up at 7:30 to hit up some lab time tomorrow.... which is beyond early considering my first class (for days i have class[mon-thur.]) is at 11:35. so after i get out of lab im prolly gonna come home and sleep, and since i need a cut BAD! i decided to pick up the clippers and start....till i realized that those weak-*** ***** couldn't cut hair if it was made of butter. so then i had to go search around this place for the good cutters and finish up quietly, as to not wake the nephews that are asleep across the hall.

it came out good, but damn was i bricks for awhile.
'

Favpack

01-23-2009, 07:53 AM

KT pwns El prez yet again.

drgnbkr

01-23-2009, 08:15 AM

JTK would be proud of this thread..I think?

dragons08

01-23-2009, 12:02 PM

KT pwns El prez yet again.

What'd r2 edit out?

dragons08

01-23-2009, 12:03 PM

JTK would be proud of this thread..I think?

If you post a half nude woman he would be...

Do it...

SLC

01-23-2009, 12:09 PM

If you post a half nude man he would be...

Do it...

Made the correction...

You are welcome.

dragons08

01-23-2009, 12:11 PM

Made the correction...

You are welcome.

I appreciate it, I forgot this was a jtk thread.

drgnbkr

01-23-2009, 01:09 PM

If you post a half nude woman he would be...

Do it...

I don't know how to post a picture..does that revoke my hof ness?

SLC

01-23-2009, 02:48 PM

I don't know how to post a picture..does that revoke my hof ness?

Absolutely not...infact it may make you more hall worthy.

rocketgrl94

01-23-2009, 02:49 PM

Absolutely not...infact it may make you more hall worthy.

tell him how to do it

SLC

01-23-2009, 02:56 PM

tell him how to do it

Doooo what?....it? I feel certain he already knows how to do that..I have met his son...good kid..looks like him too.

rocketgrl94

01-23-2009, 02:58 PM

Doooo what?....it? I feel certain he already knows how to do that..I have met his son...good kid..looks like him too.

u know what i mean!...how to post a pic:rolleyes:

SLC

01-23-2009, 03:02 PM

u know what i mean!...how to post a pic:rolleyes:

Calm down missy..If he wants to know, I will be glad to help him.

farmerfan

01-23-2009, 03:02 PM

Is it Vodka:30 yet?
Damn this has been the day from hell.
I may need KT to invoke the midnight farmer rule tonight.
I feel like Peter from Office Space right now. :Censor::Censor::Censor:

SLC

01-23-2009, 03:06 PM

Is it Vodka:30 yet?
Damn this has been the day from hell.
I may need KT to invoke the midnight farmer rule tonight.
I feel like Peter from Office Space right now. :Censor::Censor::Censor:

Here ya go brother....let it all out!!

http://www.oppictures.com/singleimages/240/BRTDCP8065DN_1_1.JPG

farmerfan

01-23-2009, 03:17 PM

Here ya go brother....let it all out!!

http://www.oppictures.com/singleimages/240/BRTDCP8065DN_1_1.JPG

Man, I'll need something bigger than that to take out these frustrations.

SLC

01-23-2009, 03:21 PM

Man, I'll need something bigger than that to take out these frustrations.

You ask and you shall recieve...Hammer away....

http://www.cuneelectronics.com/images/prod_m28.jpg http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/12/1201_giftguide_toys/image/louisville-slugger-bat.jpg

dragons08

01-23-2009, 03:23 PM

Man, I'll need something bigger than that to take out these frustrations.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7b/Smirnoff_vodka.jpg

Here you go.

farmerfan

01-23-2009, 03:27 PM

You ask and you shall recieve...Hammer away....

http://www.cuneelectronics.com/images/prod_m28.jpg http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/12/1201_giftguide_toys/image/louisville-slugger-bat.jpg

That'll work. I freaking hate COPIERS

svhorns

01-23-2009, 03:29 PM

Smirnoff sucks..

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2410/2370396575_35ed05fe8c.jpg?v=0

SLC

01-23-2009, 03:31 PM

Man, I'll need something bigger than that to take out these frustrations.

Or..here ya go...what you need is a big ole slump buster...

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Huge%20Fat%20Woman.jpg

drgnbkr

01-23-2009, 03:37 PM

I just marvel at you guy's ability to post pictures....:notworthy It adds a certain ...foolishness to an otherwise mundane day on the interweb...

SLC

01-23-2009, 03:39 PM

I just marvel at you guy's ability to post pictures....:notworthy It adds a certain ...foolishness to an otherwise mundane day on the interweb...

Indeed sir.:D