SV fans Here is the scouting report on Katy

[TigerHat]

I thought that the Smithson Valley fans would like a scouting report on Katy
before the game. Since I have seen all of Katy's actual playoff games - as
opposed to what the news media has erroneously reported - here is what
really happened:

First Round: Katy 1 - Samuel Clark Red Elementary School 0

This was the only actual football team that Katy faced in the playoffs.
The 'Red Raiders' won the game on the field 63 - 2 but when the Katy head
coach Gary Josephs started foaming at the mouth after the game while
protesting that one of the Red cheer leaders was over the "130 lb weight
limit for participating in an elementary school game", the Red coach said:
"Fine, if it means that much to you we'll forfeit".

Second Round: Katy 1 - Nine Cigar store wooden Indians 0

The UIL upheld Katy's postgame "lawyer-ball" protest that one of the
Wooden Indians was smoking a Cigar on HISD property during the game. The 92
- 2 Indians win was overturned and Katy advanced.

Third Round: Katy 1 - Eleven chiggers 0

Once again a Katy postgame protest was upheld by the UIL when former
Katy Coach Mike Johnston spoted a twelfth chigger attemting to sneak off
the field as the game ended. Coach Johnston was brought back for this key
game when it was realized that he was the only person who had ever lived in
Katy who could count to twelve.

Fourth Round: Katy 1 - Ten blocking dummies 0

Katy once again snatched victory from the jaws of defeat with a
postgame protest granted by the UIL. It had looked like the game was lost 2
- 0 when the Katy quarterback tripped over one of the blocking dummies in
his own endzone while attemting to taunt the other team with a "Moon
Walk". Fortunatly for the Tigers one of the blocking dummies had a tag
listing its manufacturing date as 1983 - which made him to old for a high
school game.


Player scouting report:

The Katy team apears to have been assembled by collecting the odd bits of
roadside debris: bottle caps, broken glass, aluminum cans, watermelon rinds,
an old shoe and a picture of Elvis on velvet, then putting uniforms, numbers
and helmets on them. In short, nothing to worry about.

Driving instructions to Tully Stadium:

Assemble at the school parking lot. Drive to I-10. Take I-10 west. When you
arrive at Bubba's Tire Repair and Brain Surgery in El Paso stop and ask for
the last mile instructions to Tully. Bubba has a preprinted map to the
stadium.

REMEMBER, THE GAME IS AT 2 PM SUNDAY DEC 11, 2005 AT TULLY STADIUM IN EL
PASO.

Make SURE that Coach Hill and his staff know this, do not allow them to be
misled by any other information from notoriously unreliable sources such as
the official scedule!

REMEMBER, THE GAME IS AT 2 PM SUNDAY DEC 11, 2005 AT TULLY STADIUM IN EL
PASO.

Oh yes, one more thing.

"These aren't the droids you're looking for."

[JC73]

I thought that the Smithson Valley fans would like a scouting report on Katy
before the game. Since I have seen all of Katy's actual playoff games - as
opposed to what the news media has erroneously reported - here is what
really happened:

First Round: Katy 1 - Samuel Clark Red Elementary School 0

This was the only actual football team that Katy faced in the playoffs.
The 'Red Raiders' won the game on the field 63 - 2 but when the Katy head
coach Gary Josephs started foaming at the mouth after the game while
protesting that one of the Red cheer leaders was over the "130 lb weight
limit for participating in an elementary school game", the Red coach said:
"Fine, if it means that much to you we'll forfeit".

Second Round: Katy 1 - Nine Cigar store wooden Indians 0

The UIL upheld Katy's postgame "lawyer-ball" protest that one of the
Wooden Indians was smoking a Cigar on HISD property during the game. The 92
- 2 Indians win was overturned and Katy advanced.

Third Round: Katy 1 - Eleven chiggers 0

Once again a Katy postgame protest was upheld by the UIL when former
Katy Coach Mike Johnston spoted a twelfth chigger attemting to sneak off
the field as the game ended. Coach Johnston was brought back for this key
game when it was realized that he was the only person who had ever lived in
Katy who could count to twelve.

Fourth Round: Katy 1 - Ten blocking dummies 0

Katy once again snatched victory from the jaws of defeat with a
postgame protest granted by the UIL. It had looked like the game was lost 2
- 0 when the Katy quarterback tripped over one of the blocking dummies in
his own endzone while attemting to taunt the other team with a "Moon
Walk". Fortunatly for the Tigers one of the blocking dummies had a tag
listing its manufacturing date as 1983 - which made him to old for a high
school game.


Player scouting report:

The Katy team apears to have been assembled by collecting the odd bits of
roadside debris: bottle caps, broken glass, aluminum cans, watermelon rinds,
an old shoe and a picture of Elvis on velvet, then putting uniforms, numbers
and helmets on them. In short, nothing to worry about.

Driving instructions to Tully Stadium:

Assemble at the school parking lot. Drive to I-10. Take I-10 west. When you
arrive at Bubba's Tire Repair and Brain Surgery in El Paso stop and ask for
the last mile instructions to Tully. Bubba has a preprinted map to the
stadium.

REMEMBER, THE GAME IS AT 2 PM SUNDAY DEC 11, 2005 AT TULLY STADIUM IN EL
PASO.

Make SURE that Coach Hill and his staff know this, do not allow them to be
misled by any other information from notoriously unreliable sources such as
the official scedule!

REMEMBER, THE GAME IS AT 2 PM SUNDAY DEC 11, 2005 AT TULLY STADIUM IN EL
PASO.

Oh yes, one more thing.

"These aren't the droids you're looking for."


You have some serious issues to deal with man. But I do think your funny.

[AZTiger]

Nine Cigar store wooden Indians 0

reminds me of one of my fave Seinfeld episodes ever

[theloneranger]

reminds me of one of my fave Seinfeld episodes ever
hmmm Im watchin seinfeld:rolleyes:

[my3sons]

Katy better not discount SV. SV has a good group and are more than capable of beating Katy. In fact, I'll pick SV to win by 10.

[Crank_It]

At first I thought i would get some useful information out of this thread yet I was mistaken. Pretty funny though.

My3Sons: i like the cut of your jib, i'll take sv by 10 also

[TigerHat]

Katy better not discount SV. SV has a good group and are more than capable of beating Katy. In fact, I'll pick SV to win by 10.

(Private Message>

Ya think? Lets see: Katy has never beaten SV. Cy Falls was the next strongest team in the Region III draw at 9-4 , and Katy needed a miracle to beat them, 19-5A had a really off year - which made Katy look way better than it was. Katy has not played a team at SV's level all year. Katy's best chance of winning is if SV doesn't show up. Why do you think I'm trying to send them to El Paso?

</Private Message>

SV fans:

Remember: Bubba's Tire Repair and Brain Surgery El Paso SUNDAY - you are getting very sleepy. You can't keep your eyes open....sleepy.

[lonny23]

I thought that the Smithson Valley fans would like a scouting report on Katy
before the game. Since I have seen all of Katy's actual playoff games - as
opposed to what the news media has erroneously reported - here is what
really happened:

First Round: Katy 1 - Samuel Clark Red Elementary School 0

This was the only actual football team that Katy faced in the playoffs.
The 'Red Raiders' won the game on the field 63 - 2 but when the Katy head
coach Gary Josephs started foaming at the mouth after the game while
protesting that one of the Red cheer leaders was over the "130 lb weight
limit for participating in an elementary school game", the Red coach said:
"Fine, if it means that much to you we'll forfeit".

Second Round: Katy 1 - Nine Cigar store wooden Indians 0

The UIL upheld Katy's postgame "lawyer-ball" protest that one of the
Wooden Indians was smoking a Cigar on HISD property during the game. The 92
- 2 Indians win was overturned and Katy advanced.

Third Round: Katy 1 - Eleven chiggers 0

Once again a Katy postgame protest was upheld by the UIL when former
Katy Coach Mike Johnston spoted a twelfth chigger attemting to sneak off
the field as the game ended. Coach Johnston was brought back for this key
game when it was realized that he was the only person who had ever lived in
Katy who could count to twelve.

Fourth Round: Katy 1 - Ten blocking dummies 0

Katy once again snatched victory from the jaws of defeat with a
postgame protest granted by the UIL. It had looked like the game was lost 2
- 0 when the Katy quarterback tripped over one of the blocking dummies in
his own endzone while attemting to taunt the other team with a "Moon
Walk". Fortunatly for the Tigers one of the blocking dummies had a tag
listing its manufacturing date as 1983 - which made him to old for a high
school game.


Player scouting report:

The Katy team apears to have been assembled by collecting the odd bits of
roadside debris: bottle caps, broken glass, aluminum cans, watermelon rinds,
an old shoe and a picture of Elvis on velvet, then putting uniforms, numbers
and helmets on them. In short, nothing to worry about.

Driving instructions to Tully Stadium:

Assemble at the school parking lot. Drive to I-10. Take I-10 west. When you
arrive at Bubba's Tire Repair and Brain Surgery in El Paso stop and ask for
the last mile instructions to Tully. Bubba has a preprinted map to the
stadium.

REMEMBER, THE GAME IS AT 2 PM SUNDAY DEC 11, 2005 AT TULLY STADIUM IN EL
PASO.

Make SURE that Coach Hill and his staff know this, do not allow them to be
misled by any other information from notoriously unreliable sources such as
the official scedule!

REMEMBER, THE GAME IS AT 2 PM SUNDAY DEC 11, 2005 AT TULLY STADIUM IN EL
PASO.

Oh yes, one more thing.

"These aren't the droids you're looking for."
Great thread!:D

[seansvranger]

(Private Message>

Ya think? Lets see: Katy has never beaten SV. Cy Falls was the next strongest team in the Region III draw at 9-4 , and Katy needed a miracle to beat them, 19-5A had a really off year - which made Katy look way better than it was. Katy has not played a team at SV's level all year. Katy's best chance of winning is if SV doesn't show up. Why do you think I'm trying to send them to El Paso?

</Private Message>

SV fans:

Remember: Bubba's Tire Repair and Brain Surgery El Paso SUNDAY - you are getting very sleepy. You can't keep your eyes open....sleepy.
ok el paso at 2 tully stadium i have been looking for this forever thanks:rolleyes:

[rellufnalla]

One word of caution about them directions.
If you get to Anthony (mile marker 1) - you missed the exit! :eek:

[ftballin11]

Or if you simply see a welcome to Mexico sign. If you see that, you might as well stay for a while.... and drink as much water as you can in Mexico, I heard during the winter being dehydrated in Mexico is worse than losing to SLC 2 times in a state game.:D ... I'm just kidding, no hard feelings:D

Yeah a little harsh.;)

[SVite]

Or if you simply see a welcome to Mexico sign. If you see that, you might as well stay for a while.... and drink as much water as you can in Mexico, I heard during the winter being dehydrated in Mexico is worse than losing to SLC 2 times in a state game.:D ... I'm just kidding, no hard feelings:D

Yeah a little harsh.;)


Those 2 time loosers to slc,could be making your red team 2 time loosers in the semi, to the loosers,......not good to be loosing to a looser!Were going for the stars,while the reds,are trying to keep our loosers foot off your red throats.Were the big time underdog.For the second week in a row,could an underdog scare the Katians?;)

[Fleeman93]

Very nice comeback Svite. That opens the whole debate about the Buffalo Bills going to the dance 4 times in a row but never winning it.

[ktCarl]

It pisses me off when one of your own spills the beans on the home team. Now SV knows everything about us. Pack0808 and widewide, I'm coming to see ya'lls game instead!!

[poppy]

after listening to SVITE i'll take sv over katy by 43 points...
katy don't have a prayer...they can't even get a punt off....
imagine katy starting at the 20 yard line.....how will they ever score..
that big 6'4" linebacker from sv won't even let poor poor katy
run the ball...and that's not fair...someone needs to check that
kids id......:mad: :mad:

[SVite]

after listening to SVITE i'll take sv over katy by 43 points...
katy don't have a prayer...they can't even get a punt off....
imagine katy starting at the 20 yard line.....how will they ever score..
that big 6'4" linebacker from sv won't even let poor poor katy
run the ball...and that's not fair...someone needs to check that
kids id......:mad: :mad:

Maybe not 43,just a paltry 18!;) Is`nt that the number that woke you up against cy-falls.I`m sorry,i`m sure you guys felt real powerful after that game!?Here katy,were only up by 3,heres the ball in the red zone,see if you can score on us,with less than 2 minutes left.It was the giving spirit,and you guys recieved more than you took!


I know i should be saying how great a game you played,and that you were never in jeopardy of the loss.You know,every one on this board loves to have their eyes poked!:rolleyes: