Yes Admins...

[Slim-Rob]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3273/2622801796_ec215df82b.jpg

[jtk1519]

Did r2 strike again?

[Slim-Rob]

Did r2 strike again?

a few minor things..but i saw..i have the scope..i saw..:mad:

[jtk1519]

He's not as slick as he thinks he is.

[Slim-Rob]

He's not as slick as he thinks he is.

That, He is not. Weak the force is, with that one...

[jtk1519]

Much learning has he to do. Much awkwardness to overcome, has he.

[Slim-Rob]

Much learning has he to do. Much awkwardness to overcome, has he.

^this

[CoveMom]

Well, I'm stoopid. What happened?

Or is that a secret?

[mad_fan]

Well, I'm stoopid. What happened?

Or is that a secret?

yes...

[Slim-Rob]

Well, I'm stoopid. What happened?

Or is that a secret?

No secret.

But if you didn't see it, you won't know.

[CoveMom]

yes...

Do you walk to school OR carry your lunch?

[CoveMom]

No secret.

But if you didn't see it, you won't know.

oh, well.

was it good?

[Slim-Rob]

oh, well.

was it good?


its not important. none of this is.

[CoveMom]

its not important. none of this is.

okay....what's wrong?

[Slim-Rob]

okay....what's wrong?

nothin

[CoveMom]

nothin

cause you are acting....nvm. Normal.

;)

[Slim-Rob]

cause you are acting....nvm. Normal.

;)


yes ma'am

[CoveMom]

okt0ber asked me to let everyone know he is having a grand time in Chicago (that toddlin' town) and he is at someplace called Gino's East on Wells Street.


Oh, and he had a Superdawg today.....



:eek:

[mad_fan]

okt0ber asked me to let everyone know he is having a grand time in Chicago (that toddlin' town) and he is at someplace called Gino's East on Wells Street.


Oh, and he had a Superdawg today.....



:eek:

:eek::eek::eek:

[Slim-Rob]

in my thread why?

[CoveMom]

in my thread why?

I figured more people would see it that way. And he did ask me to pass along what fun he is having.


http://www.superdawg.com/

[Slim-Rob]

k
















.

[mad_fan]

TRN's panties are in a bunch tonight...

[Slim-Rob]

TRN's panties are in a bunch tonight...

k.

[Slim-Rob]

1hr+

covemom=fail

[CoveMom]

1hr+

covemom=fail

k.





KT must be on a date.....

[Slim-Rob]

k.





KT must be on a date.....


"Shut up you idiot KT's dead, he's locked in my basement."

(real slim shady...)

[Slim-Rob]

2 hours.




















yup

[dragons08]

Boner.

[okt0ber]

in my thread why?

Because I need to be mentioned in most of your threads. So everyone doesn't have their total and complete attention on you...

[CoveMom]

Since all you boys will read this thread, I want to take this opportunity to remind you not to be late for the Embroidery Class. Bring your needles and your money. The instructor HATES when class is interrupted for late arrivals (no drama, RR00).

:D

[The Wet Mustard]

Ginos East is really good, get a pizza pie and split it like 3 ways

[Purple7]

Ginos East is really good, get a pizza pie and split it like 3 ways

Pizza pie? Yankee punk.

[jrock210]

KT's out on a date with CoveMom....just don't tell mad

[Slim-Rob]

Hai guys:

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/15/bill%20murray%20you%20suck.jpg

[okt0ber]

Hai guys:

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/15/bill%20murray%20you%20suck.jpg

You.

[Slim-Rob]

You.

you wanna suck me? :eek:

[RedRage00]

you wanna suck me? :eek:

It's not like he hasn't already.

[Slim-Rob]

It's not like he hasn't already.


you're just jealous

[Purple7]

you're just jealous

Incredibly.

[Slim-Rob]

Incredibly.

You too huh?

[Purple7]

You too huh?

I can't help it. ;)

http://alathon.net/images/igasm.jpg

[svhorns]

I can't help it. ;)

http://alathon.net/images/igasm.jpg

noyce

[mad_fan]

this thread sux more than the CoveMom (look at me) thread...:)

[CoveMom]

this thread sux more than the CoveMom (look at me) thread...:)

:Censor: off. I assume you are talking about the thread YOU created!

[mad_fan]

:Censor: off. I assume you are talking about the thread YOU created!

In writing...one places focus on a subject...
Check that thread title...:D

[CoveMom]

In writing...one places focus on a subject...
Check that thread title...:D

Tis a clause. There is no sentence in which to place a "subject"

Further, if it were a sentence or even a complete title (i.e. without the ellipses) the "and" joins the TWO subjects.
And of course I am first, ladies always go first (men just float along in the heavenly wake they leave behind)

[mad_fan]

Tis a clause. There is no sentence in which to place a "subject"

Further, if it were a sentence or even a complete title (i.e. without the ellipses) the "and" joins the TWO subjects.
And of course I am first, ladies always go first (men just float along in the heavenly wake they leave behind)

You can't have a subject in a clause...:eek:

[CoveMom]

you can't have a subject in a clause...:eek:

i.said.it.first.

[mad_fan]

i.said.it.first.

Indeed...and I fix my post here...

You can't have a subject in a clause???:eek:

[CoveMom]

Indeed...and I fix my post here...

You can't have a subject in a clause???:eek:

left palm slaps forehead firmly.

STILL, the "and" puts them together.....


And quit looking on grammar.com. I'm tired and I did maths all day.

[mad_fan]

left palm slaps forehead firmly.

STILL, the "and" puts them together.....


And quit looking on grammar.com. I'm tired and I did maths all day.

You are in rough shape tonight...was it something I did???:Music
...
Switching from maths all day...to englishes and beers at night is hard on me too...;)

[mad_fan]

left palm slaps forehead firmly.

STILL, the "and" puts them together.....


And quit looking on grammar.com. I'm tired and I did maths all day.

And I'm just riding your coattails in that thread title...:)

[CoveMom]

You are in rough shape tonight...was it something I did???:Music
...
Switching from maths all day...to englishes and beers at night is hard on me too...;)

Maths as in the British usage. Fractions of yards of linen represented as a decimal when originally measured as square inches.

Here, I'll show you.

One yard of linen that is 55 inches wide is 1980 square inches. My computer will tell you I am in the "hole" on quantity when I sell say 400 square inches of fabric, even with multiple units of measure turned on and programmed. Today I finally found the solution. When fabric is received into the system, it is represented as simply...the total number of yards. There is a chart on the cutting table that shows the total square inches in said yard. (Some are 43 inches wide, some are 51 inches wide, ad nauseum.) Are you following here? Well, first you must determine what size piece of fabric the customer wants. Easy. First you find the stitch count. Number of stitches length- and width-wise. Then you divide this by the number of threads per running inch of the fabric (the thread-count). You will come up with say a measurement of the design that is 14 x 14 inches. You must allow for framing so you add 6 inches to both the length and width of the design. length+6 inches x width+plus six inches. In this case the total is 20x20. 400 square inches.


NOW...you must represent this as a decimal percentage of a yard. So in this case you divide 400 by the total number of inches (1980) and the answer is .202 yards of fabric.

THAT is the quantity you must enter into the computer so your inventory value does not go tens of thousands of dollars below Zero.


or


We could just have a wines and forget the maths.....

[mad_fan]

Maths as in the British usage. Fractions of yards of linen represented as a decimal when originally measured as square inches.

Here, I'll show you.

One yard of linen that is 55 inches wide is 1980 square inches. My computer will tell you I am in the "hole" on quantity when I sell say 400 square inches of fabric, even with multiple units of measure turned on and programmed. Today I finally found the solution. When fabric is received into the system, it is represented as simply...the total number of yards. There is a chart on the cutting table that shows the total square inches in said yard. (Some are 43 inches wide, some are 51 inches wide, ad nauseum.) Are you following here? Well, first you must determine what size piece of fabric the customer wants. Easy. First you find the stitch count. Number of stitches lenght- and width-wise. Then you divide this by the number of threads per running inch of the fabric (the thread-count). You will come up with say a measure ment of the design that is 14 x 14 inches. You must allow for framing so you add 6 inches to both the length and width of the design. length+6 inches x width+plus six inches. In this case the total is 20x20. 400 square inches.


NOW...you must represent this as a decimal percentage of a yard. So in this case you divide 400 by the total number of inches (1980) and the answer is .202 yards of fabric.

THAT is the quantity you must enter into the computer so your inventory value does not go tens of thousands of dollars below Zero.


or


We could just have a wines and forget the maths.....

I understand the part at the end...:D

[CoveMom]

I understand the part at the end...:D

I just want credit for remembering it well enough to type it out here tonight.


This has caused no end of trouble with the inventory. I have one piece of fabric (of which there was only ever ONE yard) which has a negative inventory value of $14,000!!!!!


:Censor:

I should have used column paper and a Number 2 pencil, I swear.

[mad_fan]

I just want credit for remembering it well enough to type it out here tonight.


This has caused no end of trouble with the inventory. I have one piece of fabric (of which there was only ever ONE yard) which has a negative inventory value of $14,000!!!!!


:Censor:

I should have used column paper and a Number 2 pencil, I swear.

No one will give you praise for knowing YOUR business...
And your accountant will give you **** about that minor inventory issue...
Self-employment rules...:notworthy

[mad_fan]

And YES on the #2 pencil....
I still use one...dealing with six and seven figures...
I dont trust bookkeepers to post things correctly...

[CoveMom]

And YES on the #2 pencil....
I still use one...dealing with six and seven figures...
I dont trust bookkeepers to post things correctly...

I don't trust ME to post things correctly anymore....

Seriously, this crap with the fabric has been driving me nuts! And the only other business owner (in my line of work) that I know who uses a computer inventory and point of sale system refuses to custom cut fabric for her customers. She makes them buy the next nearest 1/4 yard of fabric!


NOW I KNOW WHY!!!

But, I also knew there was a simple (:eek:) solution, if I just kept at it long enough. I did not want to make customers buy double the amount of fabric they need in order to make my inventory easier to deal with. I'm glad I figured it out. I'll pat myself on the back for this one.

[Slim-Rob]

You two GTFO of my thread!!!

And madunderscorefan, lick my anus

[svhorns]

You too GTFO of my thread!!!

And madunderscorefan, lick my anus

two

[Slim-Rob]

You two GTFO of my thread!!!

And madunderscorefan, lick my anus

two

whatt?

[svhorns]

whatt?

http://meow.catsplz.com/cats/pictures/234/I-see-what-you-did-there.jpg

[Slim-Rob]

http://meow.catsplz.com/cats/pictures/234/I-see-what-you-did-there.jpg

http://electricityandlust.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/gary-coleman.jpg

whatchu talkin bout willis?

[mad_fan]

....

[jc84chill]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/lolcat-funny-picture-moderator1.jpg

[Slim-Rob]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/lolcat-funny-picture-moderator1.jpg
http://www.dailyhaggis.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/lolcats-pokey.jpg

[CoveMom]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/funny-pictures-cat-denies-access-to-your-computer.jpg
Your turn...

[SLC]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/lolcat-funny-picture-moderator1.jpg

Very nice.:D

[Slim-Rob]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/funny-pictures-cat-denies-access-to-your-computer.jpg


Your turn...

fify

[Slim-Rob]

http://content3.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/icanhascheezburger.com/img/67EBE659-62AD-4061-A85B-5BC46C447A07

[CoveMom]

fify

:confused:

ah have no ideah of what you are speaking.....

[Slim-Rob]

:confused:

ah have no ideah of what you are speaking.....
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/4424/ohoq9.jpg