Lets have some fun; farmer presents the final message

[farmerfan]

So, Farmer meets this girtl, she is from Skeeterville but his more than interested in him, let it be known that farmere is not drinik when he mets her, okay maybe a little, but farmer strikes a match and something blooms. Farmer and girl see each other again bu next thinhg he knows is, he poffers to taker her out to dinner in Houston at her fav restrrautn. She deniesa and starts ignoring him. Farmer calls two differerent times and no answere, farmer sends her a facebook message ad here is where the fun begingvbs, this is faremers message and her respon se, you all all fun analyzing this ******* ****


Great Choice with the shinedown, ******!!!!


The reason I'm writing is I never did hear back from ya, I know I can come on a bit strong; which I do apologize for, which I'm pretty sure I did with ya.
I hate though that we just quit communicating so suddenly, I understand though that you either met somebody else or you just got sick of me.
I know its been a while s9ce we spoke all I ask is that you tell me that you got sikck of me or you met somneone else.
No matter what it is, I thank you for the time to talk to ya, I really did enjoy it!!!!

THAT IS FARMERS MESAGE

HERE IS THE RES[PNSE

Hope you had a great New Year's! I didn't get sick of you by the way! lol To be honest after we spoke a few times I just realized that we are wanting different things in the future and that doesn't mean anything bad about you or I. You seem like such a great guy and I wish you nothing but the best! I heard that you know Marisa that I work with...what a small world. Take care.




gOOD god I fuckeigne hate womemn

[yankee]

sorry mayn...that blows...

[LP-79]

Farmer my friend you need to remember that old saying!

fuckeigne and forget em

[farmerfan]

Guys here is what is funnyu, we never talked that ecxcusively what we wanted.

Thats why im tempted to send a smartasss response.

We nevr got into anyting too seriopusl.


Fuecking Batch

[SLC]

Farmer my friend you need to remember that old saying!

fuckeigne and forget em

I think thats the thing.. He didn't get to :Censor: her.. Forget yes.

[farmerfan]

Yes I'm a little dr nk but only does she know. HAHAHAHAHA, Mony might be an object but its not quite as tall for me :D

[chunky79]

dude....youre not a little drunk...youre shwasted

[farmerfan]

she's a fine puupy.

fuc khber

[farmerfan]

guyd donet worrey farmets alive and well go reckless

[ktCarl]

So, she's from Clute, TX?

Maybe the alcohol on your breath burnt off her eyebrows and she's mad cause it will take a while to grow them back.

Maybe she's a tease and trying to get you to be more aggressive.

Maybe she's got a guy she's working on.

Maybe God is intervening to set you up with your dream girl, soulmate that you haven't met yet.

Maybe she doesn't want to correspond with a guy through e-mails or forums that expresses themselves like, "Ke9njyt6 an* o;dkkp ['lksetw-9 bef4!"

:D

[jtk1519]

So, Farmer meets this girtl, she is from Skeeterville but his more than interested in him, let it be known that farmere is not drinik when he mets her, okay maybe a little, but farmer strikes a match and something blooms. Farmer and girl see each other again bu next thinhg he knows is, he poffers to taker her out to dinner in Houston at her fav restrrautn. She deniesa and starts ignoring him. Farmer calls two differerent times and no answere, farmer sends her a facebook message ad here is where the fun begingvbs, this is faremers message and her respon se, you all all fun analyzing this ******* ****


Great Choice with the shinedown, ******!!!!


The reason I'm writing is I never did hear back from ya, I know I can come on a bit strong; which I do apologize for, which I'm pretty sure I did with ya.
I hate though that we just quit communicating so suddenly, I understand though that you either met somebody else or you just got sick of me.
I know its been a while s9ce we spoke all I ask is that you tell me that you got sikck of me or you met somneone else.
No matter what it is, I thank you for the time to talk to ya, I really did enjoy it!!!!

THAT IS FARMERS MESAGE

HERE IS THE RES[PNSE

Hope you had a great New Year's! I didn't get sick of you by the way! lol To be honest after we spoke a few times I just realized that we are wanting different things in the future and that doesn't mean anything bad about you or I. You seem like such a great guy and I wish you nothing but the best! I heard that you know Marisa that I work with...what a small world. Take care.




gOOD god I fuckeigne hate womemn

What a ****. Screw women... literally and figuratively.

[SLC]

Dude, how many times have you and I had these discussions about the whole Dallas/Houston thing. You dont want no girl from the dirty sock anyway. All things Houston are inferior to Dallas, including the girls... She's a College Park girl for crying out loud!! It would never work, inevitablely you would slip up and start a discussion on high school football and that will end the relationship right then and there. There is no way she would be able to take the onslaught of words that would work there way out of your mouth in regards to the Houston area high school football. The only hope would be if she was a Katy girl.. and not all the fake Katy's but the original Katy. Only then would she save herself from the hell of a DF DUB guy and the knowledge he has on high school football in this state.

So, you see Farmer, this would never work my friend. She has literally saved herself from this situation without ever knowing to what extent. Take it as a sign from the match making gods that this was one miss that was right on from the get go.

[Maroondog]

So, Farmer meets this girtl, she is from Skeeterville but his more than interested in him, let it be known that farmere is not drinik when he mets her, okay maybe a little, but farmer strikes a match and something blooms. Farmer and girl see each other again bu next thinhg he knows is, he poffers to taker her out to dinner in Houston at her fav restrrautn. She deniesa and starts ignoring him. Farmer calls two differerent times and no answere, farmer sends her a facebook message ad here is where the fun begingvbs, this is faremers message and her respon se, you all all fun analyzing this ******* ****


Great Choice with the shinedown, ******!!!!


The reason I'm writing is I never did hear back from ya, I know I can come on a bit strong; which I do apologize for, which I'm pretty sure I did with ya.
I hate though that we just quit communicating so suddenly, I understand though that you either met somebody else or you just got sick of me.
I know its been a while s9ce we spoke all I ask is that you tell me that you got sikck of me or you met somneone else.
No matter what it is, I thank you for the time to talk to ya, I really did enjoy it!!!!

THAT IS FARMERS MESAGE

HERE IS THE RES[PNSE

Hope you had a great New Year's! I didn't get sick of you by the way! lol To be honest after we spoke a few times I just realized that we are wanting different things in the future and that doesn't mean anything bad about you or I. You seem like such a great guy and I wish you nothing but the best! I heard that you know Marisa that I work with...what a small world. Take care.




gOOD god I fuckeigne hate womemn

This one is easy.

1. When Farmer struck a match and something bloomed, he didn't realize that he had far:Censor:ted and the bloom was the gas fireball going up. The alcohol stupor was to blame.

2. The chicks reply about not getting sick of him was just being polite. She knew she'd had gas before too. (It actually did make her sick)

3. As for wanting different things in the future, well, she obviously cannot make up her mind. (Its a woman thing).

4. Worst of all, this whole "Its not you, its me, brush off" is a lame, unimaginative response anyway. Farmer is lucky to have survived this encounter in the early stages.