mad's house cleaning thread...

[mad_fan]

thanks Cove Mom...:mad:
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ms mad will be home tomorrow...
while she's been gone...mad has dirtied...underwear...Levis...shirts...a few plates...most every glass than holds more than 16 ounces...all the shot glasses...and a bunch of coffee cups...
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The household livestock is still alive...and over feed...a cat might have had a fish or a hamster...but that's nature...
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Issues...
1. How do I run that front load washing machine again???
(A link to that thread might be helpful...but I'm not sure I got it done last time...)
2. Dishes...is it cool just to let them soak tonight???
3. Is vacuuming required???
3b. Do I have a vacuum???
4. Who's been checking the mail box the last week and a half???
5. If ms mad is getting in at 9:30 PM on New Years Eve...can I send a cab??? Or do I actually have to drive to the airport and get her???

:confused:

[CoveMom]

:cool:

:Music


My housekeeper takes care of these things for me.

[mad_fan]

:cool:

:Music


My housekeeper takes care of these things for me.

Can she pick up ms mad at Mathis Field Regional Airport???:D

[CoveMom]

Can she pick up ms mad at Mathis Field Regional Airport???:D

What makes you think it's a "she"???

[mad_fan]

What makes you think it's a "she"???

:eek:...

[CoveMom]

:eek:...

I'll admit it is a long commute, but RedRage00 is one fabulous housekeeper.

[mad_fan]

I'll admit it is a long commute, but RedRage00 is one fabulous housekeeper.

I'd pay mileage...but the idea of having a 'boytoy' around the house doesn't set well with mad...:D

[EagleDude73]

(1) cram all the clothes you can in the washer and hide the rest.

(2) go buy moving boxes and pack the dirty dishes up.

(3) pick up the house then cut the belt on the vacuum on the bottom side and throw it away

(4) pick up a carnation and hershey bar then go to the airport yourself

(5) :notworthy:notworthy:notworthy

[mad_fan]

(1) cram all the clothes you can in the washer and hide the rest.

(2) go buy moving boxes and pack the dirty dishes up.

(3) pick up the house then cut the belt on the vacuum on the bottom side and throw it away

(4) pick up a carnation and hershey bar then go to the airport yourself

(5) :notworthy:notworthy:notworthy

1. I'm better off leaving them on the floor...
2. I'm better off leaving them in the sink...
3. I'll have to FIND a vacuum...
4. She'd think I f***ed around while she was gone....
5. Next...:)

[slorch]

thanks Cove Mom...:mad:
...
ms mad will be home tomorrow...
while she's been gone...mad has dirtied...underwear...Levis...shirts...a few plates...most every glass than holds more than 16 ounces...all the shot glasses...and a bunch of coffee cups...
...
The household livestock is still alive...and over feed...a cat might have had a fish or a hamster...but that's nature...
...
Issues...
1. How do I run that front load washing machine again???
(A link to that thread might be helpful...but I'm not sure I got it done last time...)
2. Dishes...is it cool just to let them soak tonight???
3. Is vacuuming required???
3b. Do I have a vacuum???
4. Who's been checking the mail box the last week and a half???
5. If ms mad is getting in at 9:30 PM on New Years Eve...can I send a cab??? Or do I actually have to drive to the airport and get her???

:confused:

I know you're not that big of an idiot.

Mrs slorch has been gone for about 12 of the last 18 days between a funeral and Christmas( i couldn't go because of some stuff at work)

When she gets home, the house is always cleaner than she left it. I get bored and start doing that big "spring cleaning" stuff. You know how you should buy someone a gift they would never buy themselves, well I tease her that I clean stuff for her that she would never clean herself...:rolleyes:

That being said, send her a cab...:D

[RedRage00]

What makes you think it's a "she"???

Tell Agador I said HI!