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stevefoxsc
12-25-2008, 11:50 PM
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Abilene
# It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.

Austin
# Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.

Beaumont
# Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University.

Borger
# It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.

Clarendon
# It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.

El Paso
# Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them."

Houston
# Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.

# It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.

Galveston
# It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays.

Jasper
# Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. Fine of 100 dollars.

LeFors
# It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.

Lubbock County
# It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream.

Mesquite
# It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

Port Arthur
# Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.

Richardson
# It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the street.

# It is illegal to do "U Turns".

San Antonio
# It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

# It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.

Temple
# No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.

# You can ride your horse in the saloon.

# Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.

Texarkana
# Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.

stevefoxsc
12-25-2008, 11:54 PM
# The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

# When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

# It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.

# You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.

# A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.

# It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

# It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

# It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

# A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.

F18mustang
12-25-2008, 11:59 PM
Lubbock County
# It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream.

I knew that.

SLC
12-26-2008, 12:34 AM
Stevo, I can tell you that the Mesquite law against kids having "unusual" haircuts, has either gone by the way side or it isnt enforced, cause there is some strange looking kids with strange looking haircuts walking around that place.

jrock210
12-26-2008, 12:40 AM
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San Antonio
# It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

# It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.



Ozzy knows....
haha
Thanks for the random post.

stevefoxsc
12-26-2008, 01:17 PM
heres one from the land of ****** bags, aka california

# Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.

BDB
12-26-2008, 01:34 PM
heres one from the land of ****** bags, aka california

# Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.


that's about right....

jrock210
12-26-2008, 01:48 PM
heres one from the land of ****** bags, aka california

# Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.

California has alot of poor people....I wonder why.

RATTLERS316
12-27-2008, 12:48 AM
In Texas, it is illegal for a woman to wear a mans cowboy hat unless she sleeps with him after performing the illegal act. Sam Houston wrote this law himself according to my granddad;)

jrock210
12-27-2008, 01:05 AM
I forgot where it's from but there was a law where it was illegal for a woman to drive down main street without 2 men in front of the car waiving flags warning pedestrians of a woman driving.

SLC
12-27-2008, 01:30 AM
I forgot where it's from but there was a law where it was illegal for a woman to drive down main street without 2 men in front of the car waiving flags warning pedestrians of a woman driving.


Now that would be a sight to see.:D

okt0ber
12-27-2008, 01:31 AM
Lots of cities share the Richardson U-turn law, including the city of Pasadena... and in Pasadena, it is enforced regularly.

SLC
12-27-2008, 01:34 AM
Lots of cities share the Richardson U-turn law, including the city of Pasadena... and in Pasadena, it is enforced regularly.


Richardson definately enforces theirs.

Slim-Rob
12-27-2008, 11:40 PM
i flirt with girls with my eyes and hands all the time...wtf?

SLC
12-27-2008, 11:45 PM
i flirt with girls with my eyes and hands all the time...wtf?

Have you ever pissed on the Alamo?

jrock210
12-28-2008, 12:21 AM
Have you ever pissed on the Alamo?

haha I bet farmer has.
But he doesn't remember.

Slim-Rob
12-28-2008, 12:33 AM
Have you ever pissed on the Alamo?

no sir, i aint stupid

SLC
12-28-2008, 01:19 AM
no sir, i aint stupid

Rocket... smart.

Ozzy.. not so much.

jrock210
12-28-2008, 01:29 AM
Rocket... smart.

Ozzy.. not so much.

:notworthy:notworthy
Or TRN...not drunk

Ozzy....drunker than farmer late Friday night

TheBigPeach
12-28-2008, 04:03 PM
In Atlanta it's illegal to tie a Giraffe to a lightpole.

F18mustang
12-28-2008, 04:05 PM
In Atlanta it's illegal to tie a Giraffe to a lightpole.

Thats a bummer. ;)

BDB
12-28-2008, 04:08 PM
Thats a bummer. ;)

does beyonce own a giraffe?

F18mustang
12-28-2008, 04:11 PM
does beyonce own a giraffe?

Yes, its to left, Everything you own in the box to the left.

BDB
12-28-2008, 04:12 PM
Yes, its to left, Everything you own in the box to the left.

what a bugaboo

F18mustang
12-28-2008, 04:15 PM
what a bugaboo
:D:notworthy

jrock210
12-28-2008, 04:56 PM
Here's a crazy law....

On every second of every day....OU Sucks!

F18mustang
12-28-2008, 04:57 PM
Here's a crazy law....

On every second of every day....OU Sucks!

Not even crazy at all.

SLC
12-28-2008, 05:33 PM
Here's a crazy law....

On every second of every day....OU Sucks!

Even before time was timed, the trailer trash sucked.