stevefoxsc
12-25-2008, 11:50 PM
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Abilene
# It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
Austin
# Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.
Beaumont
# Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University.
Borger
# It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.
Clarendon
# It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
El Paso
# Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them."
Houston
# Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.
# It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.
Galveston
# It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays.
Jasper
# Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. Fine of 100 dollars.
LeFors
# It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.
Lubbock County
# It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream.
Mesquite
# It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
Port Arthur
# Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.
Richardson
# It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the street.
# It is illegal to do "U Turns".
San Antonio
# It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
# It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.
Temple
# No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.
# You can ride your horse in the saloon.
# Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.
Texarkana
# Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.
Abilene
# It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
Austin
# Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.
Beaumont
# Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University.
Borger
# It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.
Clarendon
# It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
El Paso
# Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them."
Houston
# Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.
# It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.
Galveston
# It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays.
Jasper
# Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. Fine of 100 dollars.
LeFors
# It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.
Lubbock County
# It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream.
Mesquite
# It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
Port Arthur
# Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.
Richardson
# It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the street.
# It is illegal to do "U Turns".
San Antonio
# It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
# It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.
Temple
# No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.
# You can ride your horse in the saloon.
# Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.
Texarkana
# Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.