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slorch
12-13-2008, 10:10 AM
This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who
called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of
time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up
and rekindling a little of that 'old magic.' I was flabbergasted.


'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now,' I said,
'I'm a bit
older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I
don't really have the energy I used to have.'

She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.

'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a man with a
waistline
that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my lack of muscle
tone...stuff sagging, my teeth not as white and jowls like a Great Dane!

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying
that tubby, gray-haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would
still be a great lover.

I relied, "That part's still true."

Then she giggled, 'I've put on quite a bit of weight myself!'


So I told her to (buzz) off!

Slim-Rob
12-13-2008, 10:16 AM
This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who
called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of
time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up
and rekindling a little of that 'old magic.' I was flabbergasted.


'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now,' I said,
'I'm a bit
older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I
don't really have the energy I used to have.'

She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.

'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a man with a
waistline
that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my lack of muscle
tone...stuff sagging, my teeth not as white and jowls like a Great Dane!

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying
that tubby, gray-haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would
still be a great lover.

I relied, "That part's still true."

Then she giggled, 'I've put on quite a bit of weight myself!'


So I told her to (buzz) off!


bwahahaha


maybe she put weight on her butt? Fat girls need love too though.

jtk1519
12-13-2008, 10:25 AM
Fat girls need love too though.

But they gotta pay.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/HPM/FM2062~Quagmire-Posters.jpg

Slim-Rob
12-13-2008, 10:27 AM
But they gotta pay.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/HPM/FM2062%7EQuagmire-Posters.jpg


:notworthy

SLC
12-13-2008, 10:28 AM
As I was reading that, before I got to the bottom, I was saying "dont do it Slorch, she's a fattie"..... And then came the end, and alas the above was confirmed.

But hey, just for old times sake, you might want to hit it.

agmc27
12-13-2008, 05:11 PM
burn

BleedinBloksDaily
12-16-2008, 01:44 AM
this could only mean one thing with a call "out of the blue"

Trinity Trojan Fan For Li
12-16-2008, 10:56 AM
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