Longhorns 2006 roster will include....Wideman?

[wide-e-wide]

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/5091846

I am inspired....I can do this! That's it...I'm doing it!

I'm only 31 (32 by the time spring workouts start)

So that gives me approx. 5 months to get myself ready.
Gotta start running and getting my wind back...
Practice tackling...(D08 I'm gonna need your help on this one...I need a tackling dummy)
Watch film from games...(I'm way ahead of them on this one..I watch the Longhorns games over and over and over anyway)
Check eligibility....CHECK! still have 4 years of eligibility...
Enroll at the University of Texas...(note to self: need phony HS transcript...enlist the help of dragonsdaddy...big words...make it look official)
Drink mass quantities of beer to fit in with the college kids...(Oh I am all over that one)
Set up some kind of football tutorial sessions with TheGreatOne (he made it to the show 'ya know)
I think that's about it...................

That's it folks...I am finally gonna be a Longhorn.
Don't worry I won't forget about the little people when I make to the big time.
Anybody who wants to help ol' wide-e-wide out...feel free to make suggestions.

[dada]

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/5091846

I am inspired....I can do this! That's it...I'm doing it!

I'm only 31 (32 by the time spring workouts start)

So that gives me approx. 5 months to get myself ready.
Gotta start running and getting my wind back...
Practice tackling...(D08 I'm gonna need your help on this one...I need a tackling dummy)
Watch film from games...(I'm way ahead of them on this one..I watch the Longhorns games over and over and over anyway)
Check eligibility....CHECK! still have 4 years of eligibility...
Enroll at the University of Texas...(note to self: need phony HS transcript...enlist the help of dragonsdaddy...big words...make it look official)
Drink mass quantities of beer to fit in with the college kids...(Oh I am all over that one)
Set up some kind of football tutorial sessions with TheGreatOne (he made it to the show 'ya know)
I think that's about it...................

That's it folks...I am finally gonna be a Longhorn.
Don't worry I won't forget about the little people when I make to the big time.
Anybody who wants to help ol' wide-e-wide out...feel free to make suggestions.
I'm with you dude....I always wanted to dive into the endzone and do the "Techmo Bowl" Hi-5 with one of my team mates. I want to wear an old school kickers helmet too.

[wide-e-wide]

I'm with you dude....I always wanted to dive into the endzone and do the "Techmo Bowl" Hi-5 with one of my team mates. I want to wear an old school kickers helmet too.

I'm rockin' the Eric Dickerson goggles circa 1986...(without the jheri curl)
and some white Roos in honor of Walter Payton.

[dada]

I'm rockin' the Eric Dickerson goggles circa 1986...(without the jheri curl)
and some white Roos in honor of Walter Payton.
You cant forget the styrafoam horseshoe neck roll.

[wide-e-wide]

You cant forget the styrafoam horseshoe neck roll.


Gotta have that...

Can you imagine the psychological advantage that would give me?
These kids wouldn't know what to do with themselves...being tackled by
a 32 year old guy with goggles and Roos on...
And I don't care if they throw a flag...if I sack the QB I am doing the Mark Gastineau dance! And don't let me score a touchdown....OOOOh baby...
It's wide-e shuffle time...the runnin' man...the bart-man...the cabbage patch...the reebok....the robo-cop...the snake...the prep...the kid-n-play step...the sheik-fu...the pony...the smurf...the popeye and the Jerry Lewis...
I'm doing all of 'em baby.

[dada]

Gotta have that...

Can you imagine the psychological advantage that would give me?
These kids wouldn't know what to do with themselves...being tackled by
a 32 year old guy with goggles and Roos on...
And I don't care if they throw a flag...if I sack the QB I am doing the Mark Gastineau dance! And don't let me score a touchdown....OOOOh baby...
It's wide-e shuffle time...the runnin' man...the bart-man...the cabbage patch...the reebok....the robo-cop...the snake...the prep...the kid-n-play step...the sheik-fu...the pony...the smurf...the popeye and the Jerry Lewis...
I'm doing all of 'em baby.
It's all about the windmill and the head spin in the endzone baby. What you know about that?

[wide-e-wide]

It's all about the windmill and the head spin in the endzone baby. What you know about that?

My career as a Texas Longhorn would be very short-lived if I tried to do a head spin....hahahaha

I'll stick to the dances that keep my feet on the ground and not in the air.

[ktchamp97]

My career as a Texas Longhorn would be very short-lived if I tried to do a head spin....hahahaha

I'll stick to the dances that keep my feet on the ground and not in the air.

Will you do the 'Electric Slide' for an old Oiler fan and a Longhorn brother?

[westlake]

diddnt earl campbell wear pantyhose when he played? you need some of that too.

[dada]

diddnt earl campbell wear pantyhose when he played? you need some of that too.
I wore them in the Army.....good for keeping ticks off of you!...lol

[wide-e-wide]

I wore them in the Army.....good for keeping ticks off of you!...lol

You wore pantyhose?
You are no longer allowed to laugh at Duke about his Hammer pants.

[dada]

You wore pantyhose?
You are no longer allowed to laugh at Duke about his Hammer pants.
What you talkin' bout Willis?

[Crank_It]

I have never laughed so hard after reading one thread in my life, you go wide! make us all proud! in the words of tony little in the geico commercials "yeah BABY, YOU CAN DOIT!"

Mods: Make this the thread of the year!

[wide-e-wide]

Will you do the 'Electric Slide' for an old Oiler fan and a Longhorn brother?


I'll do the "electric slide" with the Hook 'em sign soaring high in the air...
I might even mix in a little "funky chicken" in honor of Billy "white shoes" Johnson.

and CrankIt...stop laughing...I'm gonna do this man. Wait 'til I'm on Sportscenter...then we will see who's laughing.:eek:

[dragons08]

[QUOTE=wide-e-widePractice tackling...(D08 I'm gonna need your help on this one...I need a tackling dummy)[/QUOTE]
ahh yes you need my ankle breaking, juke you out of your shoes type skills to practice tackling eh? i'll be glad to help, just dont get pissed off when you cnat keep up :D

[lonny23]

I'm rockin' the Eric Dickerson goggles circa 1986...(without the jheri curl)
and some white Roos in honor of Walter Payton.
Don't forget the Bill Romanowski steroids to make you a mad man. Wait, you already have that, too!:p

[lonny23]

Gotta have that...

Can you imagine the psychological advantage that would give me?
These kids wouldn't know what to do with themselves...being tackled by
a 32 year old guy with goggles and Roos on...
And I don't care if they throw a flag...if I sack the QB I am doing the Mark Gastineau dance! And don't let me score a touchdown....OOOOh baby...
It's wide-e shuffle time...the runnin' man...the bart-man...the cabbage patch...the reebok....the robo-cop...the snake...the prep...the kid-n-play step...the sheik-fu...the pony...the smurf...the popeye and the Jerry Lewis...
I'm doing all of 'em baby.
I always liked the Nestea plunge, too.

[lonny23]

Gotta have that...

Can you imagine the psychological advantage that would give me?
These kids wouldn't know what to do with themselves...being tackled by
a 32 year old guy with goggles and Roos on...
And I don't care if they throw a flag...if I sack the QB I am doing the Mark Gastineau dance! And don't let me score a touchdown....OOOOh baby...
It's wide-e shuffle time...the runnin' man...the bart-man...the cabbage patch...the reebok....the robo-cop...the snake...the prep...the kid-n-play step...the sheik-fu...the pony...the smurf...the popeye and the Jerry Lewis...
I'm doing all of 'em baby.
Don't forget about Ricky Sanders, either.

[dada]

I always liked the Nestea plunge, too.
Lonny you just got bonus points. You went waayyyyyy old school with the Nestea Plunge. It would hurt on the field....but I still do it in the pool. Instead of holding a glass of Tea......it's usually a beer:D

[stevefoxsc]

think i have a better chance :p but then again first tackle i get id be out for the seasson :eek:

[KT2000]

Two words...

Icky Shuffle